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  • Yeah, but the Iconians have repeatedly demonstrated that they're incompetent fools. Literally all the plan requires is a fraction of a second to push a button. The Iconians will want you to know how pathetic you are before they kill you, they're not going to react faster than a surreptitious button push on a comm bracelet.
  • XD Yeah. SHLIFFG has gained a bare minimum of competence, and he's being managed by a canny, Pragmatic Evil Herald. We're doomed.
  • My Moffat Vein is twitching... MOFFAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!
  • Aaand that's taking it too far, and I say that as a heterosexual male--a Caucasian het male, no less. LGBT people are only treated as people in some places. I happen to spend 99% of my time in one of those places. But unfortunately, Bryan Fischer still exists. The Westboro Baptist "Church" still exists. Homophobia is still…
  • My reasoning was, the Iconians have demonstrated repeatedly that they're astoundingly arrogant and breathtakingly incompetent (c.f. "Surface Tension", "Blood of Ancients", "House Pratfall"), so I'd say you have about a minute to send the message as the Iconians make an arrogant speech about how pathetic you are. Plus, it's…
  • My reasoning actually had more to do with "FemShep sounds like Revan's friend, confidant, and mentor. MaleShep sounds like the Exposition Fairy who got killed in the tutorial." I didn't want to be Redshirted. :P
  • Indeed. :D When a Mook realizes that his boss is in DIRE need of the Evil Overlord List...Character Development follows, fast.
  • I just roll whatever. Though, when I'm playing a single-player PC game like Mass Effect, I generally go female because that way I get to laugh at occasional sexists while kicking their rears. Plus, I listened to MaleShep's voice and was like, "ew, no."
  • This is a good thing, but simply because I don't have the time and I don't want to deal with Dental I'm not going to be there. There's also the matter of my Internet connection being about as strong as an anesthetized fly in a pitcher plant, so...yeah. The hypocrisy is amusing, isn't it?
  • I've seen that thread. You've got some +5 cojones by provoking Dental, but unfortunately you're playing right into their hands. And I will say no more on the matter because I'm not part of this feud and I don't want to get caught in the drama.
  • My advice: Don't join Dental, they're trolls. They're sort of well-behaved on the KDF side, but they also trolled the Leonard Nimoy memorials, which was majorly uncool. Only join xtern1ty if you're willing to catch a heaping load of drama to the face, they're at war with Dental and only the belligerents care who's winning.…
  • But that's the problem. Kahless the Fool is so obvious that an intelligent opponent would've recognized the obvious Obfuscating Stupidity. That would be what passes for clever among certain Klingon philosophies, after all. Have one guy go out and be the target while the others snipe the enemy. Besides, after he got the…
  • There's another thing, Starsword. The Iconians are abject morons. Not only is their greatest power forcing everyone else to suffer Cutscene Incompetence (in Blood of Ancients, I was one-shotting Defilers with my projectile rifle one minute and then running away holding a wimpy plasma pistol that wasn't even in my equipped…
  • On your first paragraph: I've done both. Both methods have worked fine. I mix seriousness and comedy a lot, because in my experience real people do that. I make jokes about my arms trying to self-dislocate. My roommate makes jokes about human excrement because of his colitis. But there are other ways to go. Rule #1 is be…
  • By Our Sacred Butt-Kicking Lord, Anung un Rama, that is a lot of cleavage... Yeah, Shepard's pretty hot, but I'm going to be honest, I actually find Ashley more attractive. Almost as badass, a little more approachable and less of a chain-of-command issue. And of course Liara is so sweet and adorable and I'm romancing her…
  • Dunno. I tried to name my Nandi the "Dabulamanzi kaMpande", after a legendarily incompetent general, but that ran over the limit. So probably not?
  • Leakers have already found pictures... But yeah, been hoarding dil in anticipation. I want my own Ben Sisko's Motherf***ing Pimp Hand.
  • I thought it'd be pretty good. :D
  • Personally, I think that Section 31 crosses the line between security and a Tal'Shiar style State Sec. Gathering intel on enemy forces, figuring out their troop movements, trying to start cultural change by proxy, even keeping an eye on your own people to make sure nobody's turned traitor...within reason, these are OK. But…
  • Give iiiiiiiiin to your anger! Give iiiiiiiiin to your hate! You will know the power of the Dark Side! *Vader throws Palpy down reactor shaft* All Hail Vader.
  • I suspect that he has learned about necessary risks. And he's probably got his hands tied, for lack of a better word, by the other Changelings. They're not just going to let him do things his way, they're too arrogant. It'd ruffle their feathers, so to speak.
  • OK, I can't quantify how happy I am to see (a) an update to this fantastic story, (b) ODO!!!!! My precious little ball of ooze!--and a real idea of the culprit. A Betazoid, eh? Very nice. Awesome as usual, do continue!
  • I predict that we will have an entire mission about building this thing, with gratuitous fawning over Voyager that will make my blood pressure spike. I further predict that it will be named after Annorax, we will somehow know his entire history from the two-parter despite the fact that he lived a normal, happy life in the…
  • Truly, the Hymn of O'Neill is great! Hallowed is the P90! Hail Ba'al!
  • He would say "Mr. Worf, prepare a class-twelve quantum torpedo, let me put this warhead in which I have placed the distilled essence of my nigh-godly badassdom into its head, and write on the casing 'You don't f*ck with The Sisko'." Then he would fire a God-Mode Torp at the Iconians and instakill the whole species.
  • D'trel is beyond distrustful of them, as she is EXTREMELY opposed to anything resembling a State Sec. Gathering intel on enemies is fine; Tal'Shiar tactics are not. Three likes to eat Franklin Drake's inevitable spies with mango chutney. Three is a programmed killer, after all. She's designed for it. Nothing personal, it's…
  • Forget shotguns, P-90s are where it's at. Supreme Commander O'Neill demonstrated THAT point beautifully. Then he accidentally shot Mine Canary Jackson, but we only called it that because Jackson refused to admit that he jumped in front of the gun. Despite the fact that Jackson made eighteen million Sovereigns on a bet that…
  • Obvious photoshop. But a funny one. /serious DAMNATION! I told High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser to be careful with that thing! The subjects aren't ready to know that the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al has duplicated Borg technology!
  • Ooh, Jeffrey Combs..... Gimme! I also want some gratuitous Bashir/Garak, like them openly admitting that they've been married since DS9 season 3. Which is part of why I want Garak, the other part being Garak's voice is great.
  • Eh, I came up with it while hopped up on 20 mugs of black tea. I just threw together what I thought would be cool, a non-human "female" Captain because I'm beyond angry at this person who told me that "the audience needs a normal guy, a straight white guy, to identify with", and honestly I thought the Khan-being-altered…