a messiah complex?! i don't wanna be anyone's savior - jesus can keep that job for himself, because i sure as hell don't want to have anything to do with anything that even REMOTELY connects to religion!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
if i had actually been there at the time, that's exactly how it would've gone...superior reflexes, hand-eye coordination, access to powers allowing me to do anything from slowing down time to crushing an entire plane into a billiard ball...i would've shown those germans just how hollow their belief in the 'aryan superman' actually was when faced with a REAL one
besides, i use these programs for training and stress relief
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*heads back to his quarters and enters, then walks over to his bed and collapses on it, taking yet another shot of analgesic to clear up his latest headache*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Rose gets up and moves to the nearest transporter room)
(message sent to Kuntel: Where? Haarlem, Netherlands? Vienna? I need to actually get off this ship and do something I like. Like watching a true baseball game, not simulations on the holodeck. Eat really greasy food with real seasonings, not the stuff we get here. So im going planetside.)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
(She looks around while they head to thier seats.)
We all need a vacation. Crisis after Crisis. Maybe after your honeymoon, the small group of us can go like backpacking or something that will allow us to be unwired from the universe.
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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a messiah complex?! i don't wanna be anyone's savior - jesus can keep that job for himself, because i sure as hell don't want to have anything to do with anything that even REMOTELY connects to religion!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Alistair: Then why are you playing this game?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
besides, i use these programs for training and stress relief
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
until then, i'm done here; computer, end program!
*walks past alistair as the program vanishes and is replaced by the familiar black-and-yellow checkered surface of the hologrid*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
OOC: Let's keep this on goin' while he's off with D&D.
*Adolf smiles as they get in the cart and drive off toward the hole. They get out and look around.*
Adolf: Where's the ball?
Maria: Check the hole?
Adolf: No, but the chances are practically nil...
*He looks in the hole.*
Adolf: Hole in one....
Does baseball exist on your Earth in a professional or semiprofessional manner?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Message: Yup. Though, the anarchists that took America didn't play it much. It did become a European thing.
Now that I think about it, the Euro Championships are today...
(message sent to Kuntel: Where? Haarlem, Netherlands? Vienna? I need to actually get off this ship and do something I like. Like watching a true baseball game, not simulations on the holodeck. Eat really greasy food with real seasonings, not the stuff we get here. So im going planetside.)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Gest out of the chair, walks past Ba'al and the bridge crew hatting each other, and gets in the turbolift.*
Tech: you know where you going, ma'am?
Not really, and I think I told everyone to call me Ice. Ma'am makes me sound old.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
We're going to Amsterdam.
*Smiles sympathetically at Rose.*
And you are kinda old...
(gets on the pad,)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
First, good old adoptive ma taught me how to kill people and tortured me on a flaying table if I talked back. Second, you're a girl?
*Tilts head at her inquisitively.*
(shows up in Amsterdam, close to the sports complex.)
(Rose looks at herself.)
Yep. So we are going as normal fans watching a game. No royal suites. No catering. Got it.
(then Rose looks around.)
Still weird. Amsterdam looks like it is back on my world. Some changes, like this modern stadium. So who is playing? Netherlands and Austria?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Adjusts hat so his face isn't very visible.*
Let's move before anyone recognizes me. Or you.
Just act normally. The more you try to hide, the more conspicuous you become.
You got any preference where to sit?
I usually sit on the first base side, about half way up that section,and inline with the base.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Stands in the line besides her.*
I got the money, by the way.
You getting cold-feet?
(they get up to the ticket window. )
Two firstbase side, Row 9
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Me: 250!? That's highway robbery!
Ticket teller: That's the price, man.
Me: Come on! I'm trying to take my girl to see a game! Can't you have some mercy?
*Wraps an arm around Rose, trying to sell the image.*
Me: And the economy's sh*t right now, man. Can't you help a brother out?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Me: Come on... I'll, I'll pay you back! Twice the krone, I swear!
Teller: Yeah, right. Give me your number then.
Me: Okay, here.
*Takes arm from around Rose's shoulders and takes out a card.*
Me: Here. And some krone for now.
Teller: Alright, alright. Here's the tickets. Have a good time now.
*He looks at Rose.*
Teller: And you better thank your boyfriend, miss.
(takes the tickets.)
you better make sure he doesn't get into trouble.
(She looks around while they head to thier seats.)
We all need a vacation. Crisis after Crisis. Maybe after your honeymoon, the small group of us can go like backpacking or something that will allow us to be unwired from the universe.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.