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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    No. And Trina, remind him every time he offers that that violence is not always the answer...

    Trina: Sure thing, boss.

    *to the Vizier*

    I think Kuntel's got something planned. Don't look, he's behind us incognito.

    GV: Oh, well in that case...

    *gets a wicked smile, knowing Kuntel's imagination and what he did to SHLIFFG*

    Trina? Can you give me control of the Jumbotron for a moment?

    Trina: Um, sure...

    GV: Awesome.

    *The Jumbotron flickers for a moment, then begins to display messages belittling the Chinese team, the referee, the ref's mother, the ref's sexual habits, the ref's personal grooming, the ref's intelligence, and most notably the ref's hypothetical mates' reactions to the ref ("Hey loser ref! Your mates laugh at your lack of seed!" is the most notable, although "You bathe in vomit!" and "You feast on sh*t" are also present, as is "Hey loserpants bribed ref! Your momma f*cks algae!").*

    Heh, heh, heh! Ah ha ha ha haa!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Types something down on a communicator, then watches the game. It starts to fall into Chinese hands, but the Austrians beat 'em back, keeping at least a two point lead.*

    Come on boys! Make the Kaiser proud!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *Types something down on a communicator, then watches the game. It starts to fall into Chinese hands, but the Austrians beat 'em back, keeping at least a two point lead.*

    Come on boys! Make the Kaiser proud!

    GV: Hail Austria! Hail der Kaiser! Up United!...oh wait, wrong universe. Hail Ba'al!
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Take him out of the Ba'al game.
    Take him out, I mean now!
    Use a machine gun or machete attack.
    I don't care if you just hack hack hack.
    And we'll hooligan up for the home team.
    If they don't win, it's the flames (for them!)
    'Cause it's one, two three shots! He's down!
    At the old Ba'al game!

    The preceding has been brought to you by the Provisional People's Council for a Ba'al Free Universe. :D
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *It's the last inning, the last ball of the game. Austria has the bases loaded, and the Chinese are fuming from the failure of their bribes. It's 37 to 37... and Kahn comes up to bat. He's struck out every time he's been up to hit, even though he's a great pitcher. The crowd goes eerily silent.*

    Come on Kahn... you got this...

    *Bites lip.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Take him out of the Ba'al game.
    Take him out, I mean now!
    Use a machine gun or machete attack.
    I don't care if you just hack hack hack.
    And we'll hooligan up for the home team.
    If they don't win, it's the flames (for them!)
    'Cause it's one, two three shots! He's down!
    At the old Ba'al game!

    The preceding has been brought to you by the Provisional People's Council for a Ba'al Free Universe. :D

    OOC: ... Did you know that we're actually RPing a ball game right now, or was that just luck?
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Are you messing with some probability, K?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    *It's the last inning, the last ball of the game. Austria has the bases loaded, and the Chinese are fuming from the failure of their bribes. It's 37 to 37... and Kahn comes up to bat. He's struck out every time he's been up to hit, even though he's a great pitcher. The crowd goes eerily silent.*

    Come on Kahn... you got this...

    *Bites lip.*

    HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!!!!!!! HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    icerose20 wrote: »
    Are you messing with some probability, K?

    Huh?

    *Looks at her as the pitcher throws a fastball... a ball he hasn't thrown all game. The only ball that Kahn has a 100% chance of hitting all of the time. Kahn laughs out loud as the ball flies out of the park. The crowd goes wild.*

    Hah! Take that TRIBBLE!

    *Rips off his hat and kisses Rose in the heat of the moment... then pulls back suddenly, smiling awkwardly.*

    Uhm... sorry....
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    OOC: ... Did you know that we're actually RPing a ball game right now, or was that just luck?
    Luck and blind luck at that. :D
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (She is blushing as red as her hair, then looks around at the crowd,)

    (She then grabs the hat, and puts it on him)

    You are in trouble.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Jade is watching a recorded ballgame between the Seattle Mariners and New York Yankees in her ready room, and the Mariners are winning*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    I say Krys doesn't have to know about that....

    *Smiles as he pulls the hat over his ears. The crowd, in their stupor, did not notice their Prinz or his illicit kiss.*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    *Jade is watching a recorded ballgame between the Seattle Mariners and New York Yankees in her ready room, and the Mariners are winning*

    *There's a knock on the door.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    Come in.
    *Still watching the game*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *The Kaiser comes in.*

    Kaiser: I want you to watch something. Quick!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Pauses the game*
    Ok...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *He changes it to the Austrian-Chinese game.*

    Kaiser: Watch this hit!

    *The pitcher throws his fastball, and it blurs to nothingness, but Kahn hits the ball right out of the park. The Kaiser whoops and turns away from the screen... just as the cameraman jumps from his position, the camera landing on the scene of Kuntel kissing Rose....*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Notices the kiss, and sounds neutral*
    Huh... That was a pretty good hit...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *the Grand Vizier is going absolutely nuts, throwing off his official robes to show a massive amount of Austria Baseball swag. He pulls off his jersey and swings it around his head, screaming like a lunatic, showing a picture of Kahn's face painted onto his torso*

    AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!! HAIL BA'AL!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!

    *Somebody dumps a giant tub of Gatorade on him. He turns around, a manic, gaping grin on his face, and howls with glee.*

    WE WON!!! WE WON!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Kaiser: Yeah it was!

    *The kiss stops as the Kaiser turns around and looks.*

    Kaiser: The Chinese bloody bribed the Refs, but we still beat those sons of b*tches!

    *He realizes he sounds very unprofessional, then coughs and adjusts his clothes.*

    Kaiser: Anyway, thanks for indulging an old man...

    *He walks out,*
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (shes sits back down and then looks back towards the GV.)

    You better not be using your Doctor friends to affect this game, or so help me, I will....figure something out.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    *the Grand Vizier is going absolutely nuts, throwing off his official robes to show a massive amount of Austria Baseball swag. He pulls off his jersey and swings it around his head, screaming like a lunatic, showing a picture of Kahn's face painted onto his torso*

    AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!! HAIL BA'AL!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!

    *Somebody dumps a giant tub of Gatorade on him. He turns around, a manic, gaping grin on his face, and howls with glee.*

    WE WON!!! WE WON!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!

    ...

    *Bursts out laughing. Doubles over and grips his stomach.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Figures it might have been a heat of the moment thing and goes back to watching the Mariners plaster the Yankees*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Looks at Rose.*

    We should go. I think Krys should be back by now...
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *continues waving Austria swag around. Several harem ladies deactivate their holosuits and remove them, dancing in their actual underwear and body paint in the Austrian colors. The Grand Vizier dramatically leaps onto the wall over the field and starts singing the AHE national anthem in his loudest possible voice.*
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (she gets up and offers a hand to help K )

    So, how much did the Casinos at Macau lose tonight?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Takes her hand and stands up.*

    About a few mil...

    *Smiles as they start walking through the crowd.*
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (walking thru the crowds)

    So are they burning matresses in Salzburg right now?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,549 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Finishes watching her game and leans back in her seat, actually putting a hand on her stomach without thinking*
    Well... I hope things work out and I don't have to shoot anyone...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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