No. And Trina, remind him every time he offers that that violence is not always the answer...
Trina: Sure thing, boss.
*to the Vizier*
I think Kuntel's got something planned. Don't look, he's behind us incognito.
GV: Oh, well in that case...
*gets a wicked smile, knowing Kuntel's imagination and what he did to SHLIFFG*
Trina? Can you give me control of the Jumbotron for a moment?
Trina: Um, sure...
GV: Awesome.
*The Jumbotron flickers for a moment, then begins to display messages belittling the Chinese team, the referee, the ref's mother, the ref's sexual habits, the ref's personal grooming, the ref's intelligence, and most notably the ref's hypothetical mates' reactions to the ref ("Hey loser ref! Your mates laugh at your lack of seed!" is the most notable, although "You bathe in vomit!" and "You feast on sh*t" are also present, as is "Hey loserpants bribed ref! Your momma f*cks algae!").*
Heh, heh, heh! Ah ha ha ha haa!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
*Types something down on a communicator, then watches the game. It starts to fall into Chinese hands, but the Austrians beat 'em back, keeping at least a two point lead.*
*Types something down on a communicator, then watches the game. It starts to fall into Chinese hands, but the Austrians beat 'em back, keeping at least a two point lead.*
Come on boys! Make the Kaiser proud!
GV: Hail Austria! Hail der Kaiser! Up United!...oh wait, wrong universe. Hail Ba'al!
Take him out of the Ba'al game.
Take him out, I mean now!
Use a machine gun or machete attack.
I don't care if you just hack hack hack.
And we'll hooligan up for the home team.
If they don't win, it's the flames (for them!)
'Cause it's one, two three shots! He's down!
At the old Ba'al game!
The preceding has been brought to you by the Provisional People's Council for a Ba'al Free Universe.
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
*It's the last inning, the last ball of the game. Austria has the bases loaded, and the Chinese are fuming from the failure of their bribes. It's 37 to 37... and Kahn comes up to bat. He's struck out every time he's been up to hit, even though he's a great pitcher. The crowd goes eerily silent.*
Take him out of the Ba'al game.
Take him out, I mean now!
Use a machine gun or machete attack.
I don't care if you just hack hack hack.
And we'll hooligan up for the home team.
If they don't win, it's the flames (for them!)
'Cause it's one, two three shots! He's down!
At the old Ba'al game!
The preceding has been brought to you by the Provisional People's Council for a Ba'al Free Universe.
OOC: ... Did you know that we're actually RPing a ball game right now, or was that just luck?
*It's the last inning, the last ball of the game. Austria has the bases loaded, and the Chinese are fuming from the failure of their bribes. It's 37 to 37... and Kahn comes up to bat. He's struck out every time he's been up to hit, even though he's a great pitcher. The crowd goes eerily silent.*
Come on Kahn... you got this...
*Bites lip.*
HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!!!!!!! HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!
*Looks at her as the pitcher throws a fastball... a ball he hasn't thrown all game. The only ball that Kahn has a 100% chance of hitting all of the time. Kahn laughs out loud as the ball flies out of the park. The crowd goes wild.*
Hah! Take that TRIBBLE!
*Rips off his hat and kisses Rose in the heat of the moment... then pulls back suddenly, smiling awkwardly.*
*The pitcher throws his fastball, and it blurs to nothingness, but Kahn hits the ball right out of the park. The Kaiser whoops and turns away from the screen... just as the cameraman jumps from his position, the camera landing on the scene of Kuntel kissing Rose....*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,549Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Notices the kiss, and sounds neutral*
Huh... That was a pretty good hit...
*the Grand Vizier is going absolutely nuts, throwing off his official robes to show a massive amount of Austria Baseball swag. He pulls off his jersey and swings it around his head, screaming like a lunatic, showing a picture of Kahn's face painted onto his torso*
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!! HAIL BA'AL!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Somebody dumps a giant tub of Gatorade on him. He turns around, a manic, gaping grin on his face, and howls with glee.*
WE WON!!! WE WON!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
*the Grand Vizier is going absolutely nuts, throwing off his official robes to show a massive amount of Austria Baseball swag. He pulls off his jersey and swings it around his head, screaming like a lunatic, showing a picture of Kahn's face painted onto his torso*
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!! HAIL BA'AL!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Somebody dumps a giant tub of Gatorade on him. He turns around, a manic, gaping grin on his face, and howls with glee.*
WE WON!!! WE WON!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
...
*Bursts out laughing. Doubles over and grips his stomach.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,549Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Figures it might have been a heat of the moment thing and goes back to watching the Mariners plaster the Yankees*
*continues waving Austria swag around. Several harem ladies deactivate their holosuits and remove them, dancing in their actual underwear and body paint in the Austrian colors. The Grand Vizier dramatically leaps onto the wall over the field and starts singing the AHE national anthem in his loudest possible voice.*
So are they burning matresses in Salzburg right now?
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,549Community Moderator
edited September 2014
*Finishes watching her game and leans back in her seat, actually putting a hand on her stomach without thinking*
Well... I hope things work out and I don't have to shoot anyone...
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Trina: Sure thing, boss.
*to the Vizier*
I think Kuntel's got something planned. Don't look, he's behind us incognito.
GV: Oh, well in that case...
*gets a wicked smile, knowing Kuntel's imagination and what he did to SHLIFFG*
Trina? Can you give me control of the Jumbotron for a moment?
Trina: Um, sure...
GV: Awesome.
*The Jumbotron flickers for a moment, then begins to display messages belittling the Chinese team, the referee, the ref's mother, the ref's sexual habits, the ref's personal grooming, the ref's intelligence, and most notably the ref's hypothetical mates' reactions to the ref ("Hey loser ref! Your mates laugh at your lack of seed!" is the most notable, although "You bathe in vomit!" and "You feast on sh*t" are also present, as is "Hey loserpants bribed ref! Your momma f*cks algae!").*
Heh, heh, heh! Ah ha ha ha haa!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
Come on boys! Make the Kaiser proud!
GV: Hail Austria! Hail der Kaiser! Up United!...oh wait, wrong universe. Hail Ba'al!
Take him out, I mean now!
Use a machine gun or machete attack.
I don't care if you just hack hack hack.
And we'll hooligan up for the home team.
If they don't win, it's the flames (for them!)
'Cause it's one, two three shots! He's down!
At the old Ba'al game!
The preceding has been brought to you by the Provisional People's Council for a Ba'al Free Universe.
Come on Kahn... you got this...
*Bites lip.*
OOC: ... Did you know that we're actually RPing a ball game right now, or was that just luck?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!!!!!!! HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
Huh?
*Looks at her as the pitcher throws a fastball... a ball he hasn't thrown all game. The only ball that Kahn has a 100% chance of hitting all of the time. Kahn laughs out loud as the ball flies out of the park. The crowd goes wild.*
Hah! Take that TRIBBLE!
*Rips off his hat and kisses Rose in the heat of the moment... then pulls back suddenly, smiling awkwardly.*
Uhm... sorry....
(She then grabs the hat, and puts it on him)
You are in trouble.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*Smiles as he pulls the hat over his ears. The crowd, in their stupor, did not notice their Prinz or his illicit kiss.*
*There's a knock on the door.*
*Still watching the game*
Kaiser: I want you to watch something. Quick!
Ok...
Kaiser: Watch this hit!
*The pitcher throws his fastball, and it blurs to nothingness, but Kahn hits the ball right out of the park. The Kaiser whoops and turns away from the screen... just as the cameraman jumps from his position, the camera landing on the scene of Kuntel kissing Rose....*
Huh... That was a pretty good hit...
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL DER KAISER!!! HAIL BA'AL!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!
*Somebody dumps a giant tub of Gatorade on him. He turns around, a manic, gaping grin on his face, and howls with glee.*
WE WON!!! WE WON!!! HAIL AUSTRIA!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
*The kiss stops as the Kaiser turns around and looks.*
Kaiser: The Chinese bloody bribed the Refs, but we still beat those sons of b*tches!
*He realizes he sounds very unprofessional, then coughs and adjusts his clothes.*
Kaiser: Anyway, thanks for indulging an old man...
*He walks out,*
You better not be using your Doctor friends to affect this game, or so help me, I will....figure something out.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
...
*Bursts out laughing. Doubles over and grips his stomach.*
We should go. I think Krys should be back by now...
So, how much did the Casinos at Macau lose tonight?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
About a few mil...
*Smiles as they start walking through the crowd.*
So are they burning matresses in Salzburg right now?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Well... I hope things work out and I don't have to shoot anyone...