*approaches the airfield and requests permission to land, then deploys landing gear and begins a shallow dive as soon as said permission is granted, touching down smoothly on the runway with the customary squealing of rubber on blacktop, coming to a full stop at the end*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
not that it actually helps me, since shadow is currently on the holodeck and therefore unaware of said ship, and of the remaining who might be aware of it, rattler is currently dungeoning and dragoning, kuntel is...somewhere and icerose is...also somewhere
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*approaches the airfield and requests permission to land, then deploys landing gear and begins a shallow dive as soon as said permission is granted, touching down smoothly on the runway with the customary squealing of rubber on blacktop, coming to a full stop at the end*
*He is met by a man in a Canadian uniform of the time, slightly out of place. And very familiar looking.*
not that it actually helps me, since shadow is currently on the holodeck and therefore unaware of said ship, and of the remaining who might be aware of it, rattler is currently dungeoning and dragoning, kuntel is...somewhere and icerose is...also somewhere
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Announcement: Please identify yourself and then remove yourself from this area immediately.
*A sleazy-looking sort in an unbuttoned dress shirt with a lot of shaggy chest hair answers*
Just Ba'al Imperium Inquirer, the only trustworthy news service there is! We heard that Liaison Jade was marrying your Prince, we came to get the goods!
*Ba'al hails the AHE ships*
Ba'al: They're tabloids looking to violate the Prince and the Captain's privacy, do please escort them away and incarcerate them until I give the all-clear or I'm siccing my Grand Vizier and his overpowered starship on them.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*A sleazy-looking sort in an unbuttoned dress shirt with a lot of shaggy chest hair answers*
Just Ba'al Imperium Inquirer, the only trustworthy news service there is! We heard that Liaison Jade was marrying your Prince, we came to get the goods!
*Ba'al hails the AHE ships*
Ba'al: They're tabloids looking to violate the Prince and the Captain's privacy, do please escort them away and incarcerate them until I give the all-clear or I'm siccing my Grand Vizier and his overpowered starship on them.
Hail Me.
AHE to Ba'al: We will escort them away this once, for their safety, but next time... we'll let them get completely and utterly destroyed by the Prinz and Prinzessin.
*The AHE point their weapons at the Inquirer.*
AHE to Inquirer: Please leave the area immediately, before you become space dust.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
AHE to Ba'al: We will escort them away this once, for their safety, but next time... we'll let them get completely and utterly destroyed by the Prinz and Prinzessin.
*The AHE point their weapons at the Inquirer.*
AHE to Inquirer: Please leave the area immediately, before you become space dust.
Sleaze: Oy, we've got a right to be here! The public's gotta know just how many times the Captain makes the Prince scream in...
*coms glitch mutes the rest of the sentence, but a lip-reader watching the video is able to see that the rest of that statement was very crude indeed*
OOC: The answer to that question is.... the square root of nunabuisness!
AHE: Dear sir, you are not a citizen of the AHE, so you do not have any rights.
*The weapons start powering up.*
AHE: Now, leave. Before you're base molecules are split apart by proton beams.
Sleaze: But the public's got a right to know! We've got spy cameras and everything and a bunch of medical scanners so that we know the moment they produce an heir!
Sleaze: But the public's got a right to know! We've got spy cameras and everything and a bunch of medical scanners so that we know the moment they produce an heir!
Sleaze: But the public's got a right to know! We've got spy cameras and everything and a bunch of medical scanners so that we know the moment they produce an heir!
The public's gotta know!
AHE: If I didn't know that the Prinz would like to personally rip you apart, you would be screaming in molecular disassembling pain.
Instead, I will simply transport your ship to the middle of a wormhole and hope you never return. For my sake and yours...
*A portal opens and encompasses the Inquirer, tossing it out into a wormhole.*
probably psychotic with a touch of bipolar...but, you know, asking someone to describe what kind of insane they are and getting that kind of an answer should tell you they aren't, because insane people don't believe they're insane
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
probably psychotic with a touch of bipolar...but, you know, asking someone to describe what kind of insane they are and getting that kind of an answer should tell you they aren't, because insane people don't believe they're insane
Alistair: I suspect you just have anger management issues, never been told no, and have a messiah complex.
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*It is met by a force of AHE star ships.*
Announcement: Please identify yourself and then remove yourself from this area immediately.
not that it actually helps me, since shadow is currently on the holodeck and therefore unaware of said ship, and of the remaining who might be aware of it, rattler is currently dungeoning and dragoning, kuntel is...somewhere and icerose is...also somewhere
EDIT: nevermind - one finally showed up)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*He is met by a man in a Canadian uniform of the time, slightly out of place. And very familiar looking.*
Alistair: Ah, Lt. Very nice to see you again.
OOC: I do have to sleep you know...
you're never gonna leave me alone until i agree to be part of your inane twenty question psychobabble session, are you?
(not for almost 10 hours you don't! since you apparently went to sleep immediately after posting that last bit at 3:20)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*A sleazy-looking sort in an unbuttoned dress shirt with a lot of shaggy chest hair answers*
Just Ba'al Imperium Inquirer, the only trustworthy news service there is! We heard that Liaison Jade was marrying your Prince, we came to get the goods!
*Ba'al hails the AHE ships*
Ba'al: They're tabloids looking to violate the Prince and the Captain's privacy, do please escort them away and incarcerate them until I give the all-clear or I'm siccing my Grand Vizier and his overpowered starship on them.
Hail Me.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
AHE to Ba'al: We will escort them away this once, for their safety, but next time... we'll let them get completely and utterly destroyed by the Prinz and Prinzessin.
*The AHE point their weapons at the Inquirer.*
AHE to Inquirer: Please leave the area immediately, before you become space dust.
Alistair: Functioning?
i'm walking, aren't i?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
but since it would be way too much trouble to actually kill him, i'll have to settle for beating the tar out of him antarctica-style
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Sleaze: Oy, we've got a right to be here! The public's gotta know just how many times the Captain makes the Prince scream in...
*coms glitch mutes the rest of the sentence, but a lip-reader watching the video is able to see that the rest of that statement was very crude indeed*
OOC: The answer to that question is.... the square root of nunabuisness!
AHE: Dear sir, you are not a citizen of the AHE, so you do not have any rights.
*The weapons start powering up.*
AHE: Now, leave. Before you're base molecules are split apart by proton beams.
Sleaze: But the public's got a right to know! We've got spy cameras and everything and a bunch of medical scanners so that we know the moment they produce an heir!
The public's gotta know!
Alistair: Why does everyone want to kill this Worffan?
*Shakes head.*
Alistair: If you could describe your insanity, what kind would it be? OCD, psychotic, sociopathic, bipolar, schizophrenia, or the like?
*I appear in a puff of smoke.*
Ever hear of Princess Diana?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
AHE: If I didn't know that the Prinz would like to personally rip you apart, you would be screaming in molecular disassembling pain.
Instead, I will simply transport your ship to the middle of a wormhole and hope you never return. For my sake and yours...
*A portal opens and encompasses the Inquirer, tossing it out into a wormhole.*
Sleaze: The public's gotta knoooooooooooooowwww!!!!!!!!
*vanishes through portal*
Much better!
*Snaps fingers and disappears in white flash.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Ba'al: Thank you. May I have your name, Captain, so that I may reward you for your service to the Regime?
Hail Me.
*The line ends and the ships fly away.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Alistair: I suspect you just have anger management issues, never been told no, and have a messiah complex.