Granted - but it is as funny as watching a tap dripping, which given the quality of the writing on Voy and Ent. might just be an improvement!
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I wish there was a playable Cait adventure zone for my Caitian to explore.
Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.
Granted - but the secret service start asking you awkward questions about trying to pass off counterfeit cash and confiscate everything - and I mean everything including the boxer shorts!!! :eek:
Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.
I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
Granted, but they were planning to put an awesome ship in each lockbox but nope, you wished that they would be gone so they are.
I wish my foot didn't hurt or any other part of my body hurt.
Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.
I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
Granted, but nobody wants to corrupt it.
I wish I could instantly switch between universes.
The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
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Granted. However, they will not work.
Granted. Worffan101 finds out and hires Boba Fett to hunt you down.
I wish we would get 100000000000000 refined Dilithium for shooting each enemy ship in a Deep Space Encounter.
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Granted, but I get 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more than you.
I wish I was an Undine.
Granted. From now on, everybody will find you just as annoying as Eric Cooper.
I wish more people would deal with ninjas in this thread the way I did.
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Granted, we all run away in terror.
I wish for a Jem'Hadar bodyguard.
Granted, but he eventually runs out of Ketracel White, and you get a Kar'takan to the genitals before anyone can drop your berzerking bodyguard.
I wish that JJ Abrams had shown some restraint with the SFX in the NuTrek movies.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
i wish tuvok and neelix had their own spin-off sitcom
Granted - but it is as funny as watching a tap dripping, which given the quality of the writing on Voy and Ent. might just be an improvement!
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I wish there was a playable Cait adventure zone for my Caitian to explore.
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Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
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Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.
I wish for a crystalline entity space combat pet.
Granted, but it is classified as a consumable that you only have one of and can't buy more.
I wish some developer would confirm that we are getting a dominion faction.
Granted. However, it will only be for people who are in the game for more than 1000 days, subscription or not.
I wish I would finally win something like a Legacy Pack.
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Granted, but it takes the devs three years to give you the full reward.
I wish I could refine my 50000 dilithium ore in one day.
I wish for Piles of EC
Granted, but they are the size of ant hills.
I wish I had real life gold pressed latnium.
Granted - but the secret service start asking you awkward questions about trying to pass off counterfeit cash and confiscate everything - and I mean everything including the boxer shorts!!! :eek:
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I wish I had the power of Greyskull
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I wish I could have all the really cool stuff i see other people with.
Granted, you can have it after 365 days of grinding. And paying 70000 zen.
I wish the server would stop DC'ing me just before finishing Mirror Event.
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Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.
I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but they were planning to put an awesome ship in each lockbox but nope, you wished that they would be gone so they are.
I wish my foot didn't hurt or any other part of my body hurt.
i wish the enterprise came with cup holders
Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.
I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but nobody wants to corrupt it.
I wish I could instantly switch between universes.
i wish my STO ship could do loopty-loops
Granted, but you need to do a complex series of keys to do it.
I wish I had a playable freighter that was heavily armed and armored.
Granted, but its top speed is like, 2km/hr.
I wish my mind wasn't constantly coming up with Crossovers. (Assimilated Titan, anyone?)
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but now you can only think about Justin Beiber.
I wish Justin Beiber could get deported to Egypt.
Granted. However, you are forced to go with him and listen to him forever.
I wish that somebody would give me a bug ship in STO for free.
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Granted, but it still has Jem Hadar a vorta and a founder on it, and the founder plays catch with you.
I wish there were no more gold sellers in STO.