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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, now there is TRIBBLE piled on top of it in an upward direction (UPdate):P

    I wish I had the rest of the mirror universe event reputation completed.

    Granted. However, due to an untimed server outage, you finish the project, but will never receive rewards.

    I wish I would be sleeping already.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You have narcolepsy.

    I wish I didn't have to babysit a yorkie.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, due to an untimed server outage, you finish the project, but will never receive rewards.

    I wish I would be sleeping already.

    Granted, you never wake up unless you get kissed by an ugly hairy woman.

    I wish my Gorn had wrist rockets.
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  • squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you never wake up unless you get kissed by an ugly hairy woman.

    I wish my Gorn had wrist rockets.


    Granted. Unfortunately, they were installed by someone who's understanding of rocketry is based entirely around having played Kerbal Space Program for about twenty minutes.

    The death toll is immense.

    I wish that "Gushin' Granny Apple" had won that Dub the Dew contest a couple of years ago.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately, they were installed by someone who's understanding of rocketry is based entirely around having played Kerbal Space Program for about twenty minutes.

    The death toll is immense.

    I wish that "Gushin' Granny Apple" had won that Dub the Dew contest a couple of years ago.

    Granted, but then the factory that manufactures it has a sudden and dramatic firebombing accident, giving them the excuse to call the whole thing off.

    I wish I could turn random people into Magical Girls.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but they all end up hating you for it


    i wish that i had a p90 submachine gun in sto
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    granted but they all end up hating you for it


    i wish that i had a p90 submachine gun in sto

    (( "I don't understand." ))

    Granted, but you have to purchase ammunition from a replicator and regularly reload your gun using stacks of ammo as a consumable. The ammunition can only be bought one round at a time and is ludicrously expensive.

    I wish we could use Set visuals in the ship tailor for sets that we own.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    (( "I don't understand." ))

    Granted, but you have to purchase ammunition from a replicator and regularly reload your gun using stacks of ammo as a consumable. The ammunition can only be bought one round at a time and is ludicrously expensive.

    I wish we could use Set visuals in the ship tailor for sets that we own.

    Done. They implement this feature simply by removing the all the set visuals from the game entirely. This change turns out to be cripplingly expensive and has a measurably deleterious effect on living situations of thousands of people. The disruption to the economy is the sole cause in a serious of increasingly devastating recessions. Austerity measures are forced upon a weary, furious populace. Governments fall. Anarchy becomes the norm. Your wish has brought about the end of civilization and, possibly, of all of humanity.

    You would have been remembered as one of history's greatest villains, but Earth, dotted by the ruins of a vanished humanity, is indifferent to your crimes.


    I wish I had eight ultimate forms, each more ultimate than all of the others combined.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Done. They implement this feature simply by removing the all the set visuals from the game entirely. This change turns out to be cripplingly expensive and has a measurably deleterious effect on living situations of thousands of people. The disruption to the economy is the sole cause in a serious of increasingly devastating recessions. Austerity measures are forced upon a weary, furious populace. Governments fall. Anarchy becomes the norm. Your wish has brought about the end of civilization and, possibly, of all of humanity.

    You would have been remembered as one of history's greatest villains, but Earth, dotted by the ruins of a vanished humanity, is indifferent to your crimes.


    I wish I had eight ultimate forms, each more ultimate than all of the others combined.

    Granted, you can change into 8 variations of Jabba the Hutt.

    I wish I had a mek'leth.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you can change into 8 variations of Jabba the Hutt.

    I wish I had a mek'leth.

    You and me both, kid.

    (I'm afraid to corrupt that one lest it comes true.)
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish Lurians (Morn's species) were playable in STO.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish Lurians (Morn's species) were playable in STO.

    Granted. but their best abilities require you, for no adequate reason, to carry around a ****ton of booze to fuel your powers.

    I wish for accurate food and drink models in STO when you consume food and drink.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. but their best abilities require you, for no adequate reason, to carry around a ****ton of booze to fuel your powers.

    I wish for accurate food and drink models in STO when you consume food and drink.

    Granted. However, the complexity of these models lead to instant disconnections whenever you are consuming food and drink. For everyone in a 50 meter radius.

    I wish Defera would be bug-free.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, the complexity of these models lead to instant disconnections whenever you are consuming food and drink. For everyone in a 50 meter radius.

    I wish Defera would be bug-free.

    Granted, but deep space k-7 isn't.

    I wish I was Morn.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but deep space k-7 isn't.

    I wish I was Morn.

    Granted, but you get slapped around by some Nausicaans for no good reason one day.

    I wish there was a good Space Shooter Sim on the 3DS.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you get slapped around by some Nausicaans for no good reason one day.

    I wish there was a good Space Shooter Sim on the 3DS.

    Granted. Price tag: $ 8700,15.

    I wish that it would be Tuesday already, to skip this monday.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. Price tag: $ 8700,15.

    I wish that it would be Tuesday already, to skip this monday.

    Granted, but then an agent from Temporal Investigations kills you before resetting the timeline to avoid your causing time to hiccup.

    I wish to be pleasantly surprised by Cryptic.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • crownvic2doorcrownvic2door Member Posts: 301 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish you nerds start doing something more productive the sit on the internet talking about a video game....:mad:


    Oh...wait...:rolleyes:

    Lmao.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish people would stop TRIBBLE up my thread by not corrupting or making wishes.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish people would stop TRIBBLE up my thread by not corrupting or making wishes.

    Granted, People start corrupting it by posting offensive content of all varieties, and it gets locked.

    I wish we had more melee options in this game.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, People start corrupting it by posting offensive content of all varieties, and it gets locked.

    I wish we had more melee options in this game.

    Granted, but there are no lightsabers.

    I wish there were lightsabers.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but there are no lightsabers.

    I wish there were lightsabers.

    Granted: they are introduced in Season 10: Crossing the Rubicon, where the whole game becomes a tremendous crossover mess. If you thought people flying around in Scimilols were bad, wait til you get a load of the guys floating around in Imperial Star Destroyers and Covenant Supercarriers.

    I wish that Nemesis Never Happened.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • simeion1simeion1 Member Posts: 898 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted: they are introduced in Season 10: Crossing the Rubicon, where the whole game becomes a tremendous crossover mess. If you thought people flying around in Scimilols were bad, wait til you get a load of the guys floating around in Imperial Star Destroyers and Covenant Supercarriers.

    I wish that Nemesis Never Happened.

    Granted, since it did not happen the Romulans take over the Federation and Klingon Empire and now you are a slave working in the mines of Remus. But at least Data never died.

    I wish I had more time to play STO.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    simeion1 wrote: »
    Granted, since it did not happen the Romulans take over the Federation and Klingon Empire and now you are a slave working in the mines of Remus. But at least Data never died.

    I wish I had more time to play STO.

    Granted. You get all the time. Unfortunately PWE blocks all of their games in your particular street, effectively locking you out of STO.

    I wish people would stop falling for my April Fools prank in this other thread.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. You get all the time. Unfortunately PWE blocks all of their games in your particular street, effectively locking you out of STO.

    I wish people would stop falling for my April Fools prank in this other thread.

    Granted, but then it's no fun.

    I wish for a non toxic popsicle.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but then it's no fun.

    I wish for a non toxic popsicle.

    Granted, but it melts obnoxiously quickly.

    I wish for cool things to happen in my general vicinity.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but it melts obnoxiously quickly.

    I wish for cool things to happen in my general vicinity.

    Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor the size of an Olympic stadion.

    I wish the test I'm about to do tomorrow would pass itself.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor the size of an Olympic stadion.

    I wish the test I'm about to do tomorrow would pass itself.

    Granted, you pass and are now put in an advanced class with harder tests.

    I wish for a banana.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, you pass and are now put in an advanced class with harder tests.

    I wish for a banana.

    Granted, but it - No, that's too easy. No, the Banana is actually infested with brain parasites.

    Don't ask how, there's just Brain parasites.


    I wish that, if they're gonna make the Defiant-class Bigger on the Inside, they could at least put in a few Full-Sized Holodecks.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but it - No, that's too easy. No, the Banana is actually infested with brain parasites.

    Don't ask how, there's just Brain parasites.


    I wish that, if they're gonna make the Defiant-class Bigger on the Inside, they could at least put in a few Full-Sized Holodecks.

    (Dang it, I just ate a banana).

    Anyways granted, but not there is only one weapon slot on it.

    I wish that Darth Vader would kill Worffan101's alien overlords.
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