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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted but all weapons loose their textures.

    I wish I had a real Constitution class starship.

    Too bad Dilithium doesn't exist.


    I wish I had a drink.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Too bad Dilithium doesn't exist.


    I wish I had a drink.

    Granted, but the guy ho gave it to you sneezed in it.

    I wish there was a Triceratops with lasers on its head that fought the Voth T-rex in STO.
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    ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but the guy ho gave it to you sneezed in it.

    I wish there was a Triceratops with lasers on its head that fought the Voth T-rex in STO.

    Granted but then it accidentally shoots you when you least expect it.

    I wish my body could give off a free wireless connection to the internet.
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted but then it accidentally shoots you when you least expect it.

    I wish my body could give off a free wireless connection to the internet.

    Granted, but it causes you to heat up the more people connect to it, and you don't know how to set it up so that you are the only one who can connect. You die of a fatal fever the next time you are out in public.

    I wish that this new season update went off without a hitch.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but it causes you to heat up the more people connect to it, and you don't know how to set it up so that you are the only one who can connect. You die of a fatal fever the next time you are out in public.

    I wish that this new season update went off without a hitch.

    Granted for everyone else but you get all the glitches

    I wish for a tank built from Nokia cellphones
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted for everyone else but you get all the glitches

    I wish for a tank built from Nokia cellphones

    Granted, but people keep calling you every second, "Someone turn off that damn ringing!"-Commander Riker.

    I wish Wil Wheaton could do voice work for STO.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted but it's nothing but present day badly executed Wheaton sarcasm

    i wish Geordi would just admit his VISOR was seeing through everyone's clothes
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted but it's nothing but present day badly executed Wheaton sarcasm

    i wish Geordi would just admit his VISOR was seeing through everyone's clothes

    Granted, Captain Picard puts him in the brig for invading his private parts privacy.

    I wish I had a VISOR.
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    ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted but you see everything though it as if your looking though a strobe light

    I wish for a functional TOS type 2 Phaser in real life, with stun and kill settings, can't be set to overload, can't be stolen by the government and I am the only one who can use it.
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but it gets infected by nanites

    i wish i could play STO and not have to join an 80s gang, wearing a red bandana, an armless jean jacket and ripped holes in the knees of my jean-pants
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it gets infected by nanites

    i wish i could play STO and not have to join an 80s gang, wearing a red bandana, an armless jean jacket and ripped holes in the knees of my jean-pants

    Granted, you join up with a group of TRIBBLE Angles nerds and get in the middle of nerd wars against the Mongols.

    I wish I owned a fleet.
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    kalvorax#3775 kalvorax Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, you join up with a group of TRIBBLE Angles nerds and get in the middle of nerd wars against the Mongols.

    I wish I owned a fleet.

    granted, but it is a fleet of non-space faring vessels

    I wish I had a life outside of gaming too much.
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    I find this line of replies sadly hilarious. We put a lot of work into the massive list of fixes/changes above, and ya'll are hung up on the ability to skip our content. =p
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    astro2244astro2244 Member Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, you join up with a group of TRIBBLE Angles nerds and get in the middle of nerd wars against the Mongols.

    I wish I owned a fleet.


    Granted it's a fleet of fleas that never want to leave you.



    I wish for a nerf bat.



    (never mind took too long to type) lol
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    ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted *hits astro with the nerf bat*

    I wish for a great fish story
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted *hits astro with the nerf bat*

    I wish for a great fish story

    Granted, but instead of telling people about th big one that got away, you are telling them about the big one that you got away from.

    I wish the inside of my federation ships didn't look oversized.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but instead of telling people about th big one that got away, you are telling them about the big one that you got away from.

    I wish the inside of my federation ships didn't look oversized.

    Granted, but now they look undersized.

    I wish that we could get the Q mission back, with an appearance by The Sisko.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    cheesebasketcheesebasket Member Posts: 1,100 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    I corrupt your wish by refuseing to corrupt your wish, thereby untruely corrupting your wish by makeing you think your wish was corrupted by someone who truely, in all untruth, corrupted your wish by not uncorrupting it...Savvy



    That being said, i wish we could spacewalk on the hulls of our ships
    The hamster will RULE ALLL....

    Mwahahahahahahaha
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    I corrupt your wish by refuseing to corrupt your wish, thereby untruely corrupting your wish by makeing you think your wish was corrupted by someone who truely, in all untruth, corrupted your wish by not uncorrupting it...Savvy



    That being said, i wish we could spacewalk on the hulls of our ships

    Granted, but an undine sabotages your magnetic boots so you fly off into space.

    I wish "The Sisko" was in STO voiced by Avery Brooks.
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    ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted but "The Sisko" won't speak when you are close.

    I wish for a side of bacon
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted but "The Sisko" won't speak when you are close.

    I wish for a side of bacon

    Granted, but your sick waiter sneezed in the bacon.


    I wish nobody could sneeze on bacon.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but bacon sneezes all over everyone

    i wish my ship had a strobe light
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but bacon sneezes all over everyone

    i wish my ship had a strobe light
    Granted, but it gives you a headache.

    I wish I had more money.
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    mynameisnommynameisnom Member Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but it gives you a headache.

    I wish I had more money.

    Granted, but then you lose on a gambling device and all your money is eaten by tribbles.

    I wish the andorian phasers did something besides add blue
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    stoutes wrote: »
    Those fish are much like their masters, filthy backstabbers... All battlecloaked fish, waiting for the right moment...
    The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
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    emperordeslokemperordeslok Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but then you lose on a gambling device and all your money is eaten by tribbles.

    I wish the andorian phasers did something besides add blue

    Granted, they now draw twice as much power as well

    I wish people on the forum complained less
    :)
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, they now draw twice as much power as well

    I wish people on the forum complained less
    :)
    Granted. Now nobody complains about anything and nothing gets fixed or improved.

    I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted. Now nobody complains about anything and nothing gets fixed or improved.

    I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.

    Granted, but you oversleep. By a Looooooong Time.
    Like, several Decades.

    I wish I had a Wish to wish.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but you oversleep. By a Looooooong Time.
    Like, several Decades.

    I wish I had a Wish to wish.

    Granted, but the wish is incorruptible so it ruins the thread.

    I wish all the temporal stuff in Terminator actually made sense.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but then Back to the Future never gets made

    i wish human behavioural patterns weren't so contagious within social groups
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    emperordeslokemperordeslok Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but then Back to the Future never gets made

    i wish human behavioural patterns weren't so contagious within social groups

    Granted, now there are no more social groups and we live in cubes our entire lives starting at a screen

    I wish people didn't have such horrible memories
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but the hippocampus turns an odd green colour

    i wish for the rich to get richer (they deserve it)
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