Granted but then it accidentally shoots you when you least expect it.
I wish my body could give off a free wireless connection to the internet.
Granted, but it causes you to heat up the more people connect to it, and you don't know how to set it up so that you are the only one who can connect. You die of a fatal fever the next time you are out in public.
I wish that this new season update went off without a hitch.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but it causes you to heat up the more people connect to it, and you don't know how to set it up so that you are the only one who can connect. You die of a fatal fever the next time you are out in public.
I wish that this new season update went off without a hitch.
Granted for everyone else but you get all the glitches
I wish for a tank built from Nokia cellphones
My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
Granted but you see everything though it as if your looking though a strobe light
I wish for a functional TOS type 2 Phaser in real life, with stun and kill settings, can't be set to overload, can't be stolen by the government and I am the only one who can use it.
My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
I corrupt your wish by refuseing to corrupt your wish, thereby untruely corrupting your wish by makeing you think your wish was corrupted by someone who truely, in all untruth, corrupted your wish by not uncorrupting it...Savvy
That being said, i wish we could spacewalk on the hulls of our ships
I corrupt your wish by refuseing to corrupt your wish, thereby untruely corrupting your wish by makeing you think your wish was corrupted by someone who truely, in all untruth, corrupted your wish by not uncorrupting it...Savvy
That being said, i wish we could spacewalk on the hulls of our ships
Granted, but an undine sabotages your magnetic boots so you fly off into space.
I wish "The Sisko" was in STO voiced by Avery Brooks.
The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
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Too bad Dilithium doesn't exist.
I wish I had a drink.
Granted, but the guy ho gave it to you sneezed in it.
I wish there was a Triceratops with lasers on its head that fought the Voth T-rex in STO.
Granted but then it accidentally shoots you when you least expect it.
I wish my body could give off a free wireless connection to the internet.
Granted, but it causes you to heat up the more people connect to it, and you don't know how to set it up so that you are the only one who can connect. You die of a fatal fever the next time you are out in public.
I wish that this new season update went off without a hitch.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted for everyone else but you get all the glitches
I wish for a tank built from Nokia cellphones
Granted, but people keep calling you every second, "Someone turn off that damn ringing!"-Commander Riker.
I wish Wil Wheaton could do voice work for STO.
i wish Geordi would just admit his VISOR was seeing through everyone's clothes
Granted, Captain Picard puts him in the brig for invading his private parts privacy.
I wish I had a VISOR.
I wish for a functional TOS type 2 Phaser in real life, with stun and kill settings, can't be set to overload, can't be stolen by the government and I am the only one who can use it.
i wish i could play STO and not have to join an 80s gang, wearing a red bandana, an armless jean jacket and ripped holes in the knees of my jean-pants
Granted, you join up with a group of TRIBBLE Angles nerds and get in the middle of nerd wars against the Mongols.
I wish I owned a fleet.
granted, but it is a fleet of non-space faring vessels
I wish I had a life outside of gaming too much.
Granted it's a fleet of fleas that never want to leave you.
I wish for a nerf bat.
(never mind took too long to type) lol
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I wish for a great fish story
Granted, but instead of telling people about th big one that got away, you are telling them about the big one that you got away from.
I wish the inside of my federation ships didn't look oversized.
Granted, but now they look undersized.
I wish that we could get the Q mission back, with an appearance by The Sisko.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
That being said, i wish we could spacewalk on the hulls of our ships
Mwahahahahahahaha
Granted, but an undine sabotages your magnetic boots so you fly off into space.
I wish "The Sisko" was in STO voiced by Avery Brooks.
I wish for a side of bacon
Granted, but your sick waiter sneezed in the bacon.
I wish nobody could sneeze on bacon.
i wish my ship had a strobe light
I wish I had more money.
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Granted, but then you lose on a gambling device and all your money is eaten by tribbles.
I wish the andorian phasers did something besides add blue
Granted, they now draw twice as much power as well
I wish people on the forum complained less
I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.
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Granted, but you oversleep. By a Looooooong Time.
Like, several Decades.
I wish I had a Wish to wish.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but the wish is incorruptible so it ruins the thread.
I wish all the temporal stuff in Terminator actually made sense.
i wish human behavioural patterns weren't so contagious within social groups
Granted, now there are no more social groups and we live in cubes our entire lives starting at a screen
I wish people didn't have such horrible memories
i wish for the rich to get richer (they deserve it)