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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but then Trek standards are forgotten forever and we all evolve into lens flares

    i wish scotty being scottish was an accident
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but then Trek standards are forgotten forever and we all evolve into lens flares

    i wish scotty being scottish was an accident

    Granted, he is now Dutch.

    I wish GPL was actually worth something in STO.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, he is now Dutch.

    I wish GPL was actually worth something in STO.

    (Oi, nothing against the Dutch!)

    Granted. You can buy end-game weaponry for 55769474847658674894769 GPL per weapon. A common one, that is.

    I wish that I didn't miss out some Mirror Days, and that I would be finished already.
  • zurganuszurganus Member Posts: 108 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    (Oi, nothing against the Dutch!)



    I wish that I didn't miss out some Mirror Days, and that I would be finished already.

    Granted. But you only got 1/8th of the reward.

    I wish I had a real life replicator.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    zurganus wrote: »
    Granted. But you only got 1/8th of the reward.

    I wish I had a real life replicator.

    Granted, it breaks and only gives you soggy bread.

    I wish I had a runabout.
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  • majortiraomegamajortiraomega Member Posts: 2,214 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    zurganus wrote: »
    Granted. But you only got 1/8th of the reward.

    I wish I had a real life replicator.

    Granted, but it is a replicator from Stargate and begins to take apart your living quarters for replication materials.

    I wish for more difficult PvE missions that don't involve cheap one hit kill mechanics.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it is a replicator from Stargate and begins to take apart your living quarters for replication materials.

    I wish for more difficult PvE missions that don't involve cheap one hit kill mechanics.

    Granted, they involve 2 hit kill mechanics.

    I wish you corrupted my other wish.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, they involve 2 hit kill mechanics.

    I wish you corrupted my other wish.

    Granted. While he does this, a device rolls in. It's beatiful. It opens, and green lights come out. Suddenly, your head turns to stone and you die. Gotta love thalaron.

    I wish I was a Tal Shiar operative.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. While he does this, a device rolls in. It's beatiful. It opens, and green lights come out. Suddenly, your head turns to stone and you die. Gotta love thalaron.

    I wish I was a Tal Shiar operative.

    Granted. First station: I.R.W. Khnial.

    I wish I wouldn't have to get out of bed early tomorrow for work.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. First station: I.R.W. Khnial.

    I wish I wouldn't have to get out of bed early tomorrow for work.

    Granted. You get out of bed late. However, a professional assasain has been hired to kill you. They did not expect to find you thre, and kill you. They would have left otherwise.

    I wish I was a Romulan
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. You get out of bed late. However, a professional assasain has been hired to kill you. They did not expect to find you thre, and kill you. They would have left otherwise.

    I wish I was a Romulan

    Granted, you work for the Tal Shiar doing thaleron experiments and killing little bunnies with it all day.

    I wish The Wizard of Oz had the face melting scene in it from Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.
    (I would laugh so hard if that was how the wicked witch of the west dies at the end).
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you work for the Tal Shiar doing thaleron experiments and killing little bunnies with it all day.

    I wish The Wizard of Oz had the face melting scene in it from Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.
    (I would laugh so hard if that was how the wicked witch of the west dies at the end).

    Granted, but it's only in the super special remastered edition. With a solid gold case.

    I wish we all had silly hats in this game.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it's only in the super special remastered edition. With a solid gold case.

    I wish we all had silly hats in this game.

    Granted, they are to silly.

    I wish for the newest episode of The Big Bang Theory to be on.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, they are to silly.

    I wish for the newest episode of The Big Bang Theory to be on.

    Granted but it's the last episode ever where a dinosaur with lasers magically appears and runs amok!

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    I wish it was easier to get an all Caitian crew...
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but it's the last episode ever where a dinosaur with lasers magically appears and runs amok!

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    I wish it was easier to get an all Caitian crew...

    Granted. However, they devolve into normal cats, rendering your crew completely dominant over you and useless during combat.

    I wish that I had more time to play STO.
  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but it lags horrible


    i wish i was a caitian
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    granted but it lags horrible


    i wish i was a caitian

    Granted. Redshirt.

    I wish that in the Mirror Universe, redshirts were undefeatable.
  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but they all die due to a decease that only affects redshirts


    i wish that i had a oddesey class starship in STO
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    granted but they all die due to a decease that only affects redshirts


    i wish that i had a oddesey class starship in STO

    Granted, you have a model oddesey calss in STO.

    I wish my Ferengi character had a Next Gen. Ferengi uniform.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you have a model oddesey calss in STO.

    I wish my Ferengi character had a Next Gen. Ferengi uniform.

    Granted. He didn't pay his taxes though, so the FCA confiscates it.

    I wish I could rewatch DS9 right now.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. He didn't pay his taxes though, so the FCA confiscates it.

    I wish I could rewatch DS9 right now.

    Granted, but you have to watch it on a black and white screen that is 3 by 4 inches and has crappy sound and rabbit ears.

    I wish my 10 foot wide home theater screen was three feet longer.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you have to watch it on a black and white screen that is 3 by 4 inches and has crappy sound and rabbit ears.

    I wish my 10 foot wide home theater screen was three feet longer.

    Granted, but you are forced into a home where the largest open space that can accommodate a TV is less than eight feet wide.

    I wish I could upgrade this craptop.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you are forced into a home where the largest open space that can accommodate a TV is less than eight feet wide.

    I wish I could upgrade this craptop.

    Granted, now there is TRIBBLE piled on top of it in an upward direction (UPdate):P

    I wish I had the rest of the mirror universe event reputation completed.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, now there is TRIBBLE piled on top of it in an upward direction (UPdate):P

    I wish I had the rest of the mirror universe event reputation completed.

    Granted. However, due to an untimed server outage, you finish the project, but will never receive rewards.

    I wish I would be sleeping already.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You have narcolepsy.

    I wish I didn't have to babysit a yorkie.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, due to an untimed server outage, you finish the project, but will never receive rewards.

    I wish I would be sleeping already.

    Granted, you never wake up unless you get kissed by an ugly hairy woman.

    I wish my Gorn had wrist rockets.
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  • squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you never wake up unless you get kissed by an ugly hairy woman.

    I wish my Gorn had wrist rockets.


    Granted. Unfortunately, they were installed by someone who's understanding of rocketry is based entirely around having played Kerbal Space Program for about twenty minutes.

    The death toll is immense.

    I wish that "Gushin' Granny Apple" had won that Dub the Dew contest a couple of years ago.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately, they were installed by someone who's understanding of rocketry is based entirely around having played Kerbal Space Program for about twenty minutes.

    The death toll is immense.

    I wish that "Gushin' Granny Apple" had won that Dub the Dew contest a couple of years ago.

    Granted, but then the factory that manufactures it has a sudden and dramatic firebombing accident, giving them the excuse to call the whole thing off.

    I wish I could turn random people into Magical Girls.
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  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but they all end up hating you for it


    i wish that i had a p90 submachine gun in sto
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    granted but they all end up hating you for it


    i wish that i had a p90 submachine gun in sto

    (( "I don't understand." ))

    Granted, but you have to purchase ammunition from a replicator and regularly reload your gun using stacks of ammo as a consumable. The ammunition can only be bought one round at a time and is ludicrously expensive.

    I wish we could use Set visuals in the ship tailor for sets that we own.
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