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Corrupt a wish!

grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
edited June 2014 in Ten Forward
I saw this game on the old republic forum so I decided to start it here.

The rules are simple, you make a wish and the next person who posts tries to ruin the wish and it keeps going on like this.
Example: I wish for a phaser. Next person: granted, but it doesn't work. I wish for...
You get the idea and feel free to get as outrageous as you want.

I wish I ruled the Federation.
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    voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    As soon as you do, you'll be killed and replaced by an Undine.

    I wish that the genie would give me more wishes.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    As soon as you do, you'll be killed and replaced by an Undine.

    I wish that the genie would give me more wishes.

    Granted, he gives you unlimited wishes and you wish for unlimited things until the planet is overflowed with stuff that you wished for until we all suffocate In it and die...

    I wish I had the power of Q.
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    voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Granted. You are now that one unfortunate Q who was killed in the Q civil war.

    I wish for a pony.
    So that the next person can kill it or something like that.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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    drtassadardrtassadar Member Posts: 82 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    You get the pony, but it's trained to bite your special place off.

    I wish I was a real life Federation Captain
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    zidanetribalzidanetribal Member Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Granted. You are now that one unfortunate Q who was killed in the Q civil war.

    I wish for a pony.
    So that the next person can kill it or something like that.

    The pony is rabid and bites you.

    I wish I didn't have writer's block.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    You end up having it anyway.

    I wish for a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Granted. You are now that one unfortunate Q who was killed in the Q civil war.

    I wish for a pony.
    So that the next person can kill it or something like that.

    Granted, it turns out to be a carnivorous pony that eats you.

    I wish for a potato.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Potato has tiny bugs all over it.

    I wish for a Bugatti Veyron.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    zidanetribalzidanetribal Member Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, it turns out to be a carnivorous pony that eats you.

    I wish for a potato.

    The potato is a Sontaran and kills you. Sontar-ha!

    I wish Holodeck was back up.
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    thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Turns out, STO's shut down forever.
    I wish for a Temporal ship.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
    shurato2099 wrote:
    Won't SOMEONE please think of the CHILDREN?!
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    zidanetribalzidanetribal Member Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Turns out, STO's shut down forever.
    I wish for a Temporal ship.

    Your temporal ship doesn't actually have a flux capacitor, and you crash into the side of the Twin Pines Mall and burst into flames.

    I wish we had a more orderly way to do this thread.
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    voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Turns out, STO's shut down forever.
    I wish for a Temporal ship.

    I am Voporak. I erase your timeship from the timeline. Oh, the irony.

    I wish for a water cannon that can drown the flames of every troll on this forum.

    I can dream...
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    zidanetribal wrote: »
    Your temporal ship doesn't actually have a flux capacitor, and you crash into the side of the Twin Pines Mall and burst into flames.

    I wish we had a more orderly way to do this thread.

    You are transported into the middle of an enormous bureaucratic mess that has no known solution.

    I wish I had a holy hand grenade of Antioch.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    You are transported into the middle of an enormous bureaucratic mess that has no known solution.

    I wish I had a holy hand grenade of Antioch.

    You trip over your own boots and pull its pin, accidentally annihilating the vicinity.

    I wish I was Worf.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited January 2014
    You turn into a long, narrow wooden pier.

    I wish I was Sherlock Holmes (the BBC version).
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    odiumnascorodiumnascor Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Granted Mr. Holmes, unfortunately your addiction has raged out of control and on your latest bender you overdosed and died, but first murdered Watson and expressed a sexual longing for Moriarty.

    I wish for a new Star Trek series.
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    pukentuberpukentuber Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Granted, you get your new star trek series, but there is only one episode and you have to watch it over and over again until you have enough Qmendations to get yet another stupid looking ship.



    I wish I knew wet farts from dry ones, BEFORE they happen.
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    gatsie7gatsie7 Member Posts: 141 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Granted but your ship is a frigate!

    I wish for an orion slave girl
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    zidanetribalzidanetribal Member Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    pukentuber wrote: »
    Granted, you get your new star trek series, but there is only one episode and you have to watch it over and over again until you have enough Qmendations to get yet another stupid looking ship.



    I wish I knew wet farts from dry ones, BEFORE they happen.

    You are granted the knowledge, but everyone else knows when your farts are wet or dry.
    gatsie7 wrote: »
    Granted but your ship is a frigate!

    I wish for an orion slave girl

    Your Orion slave girl looks and acts like Rosie O'Donnell.

    ===

    I wish I knew what to put here for a wish.
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    pwebranflakespwebranflakes Member Posts: 7,741
    edited January 2014
    zidanetribal wrote: »
    I wish I knew what to put here for a wish.

    It's okay, I would have edited it out anyways.

    ==

    I wish there were 47 hours in the day.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=
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    captainedwards09captainedwards09 Member Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    pwebranflakes wrote: »
    It's okay, I would have edited it out anyways.

    ==

    I wish there were 47 hours in the day.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Your wish is granted, the weekend is now called Sunderday and is 47 hours in length.

    I wish for Elachi Alert to reappear in the PvE Queue
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    astro2244astro2244 Member Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    captainedwards09 wrote: »
    Your wish is granted, the weekend is now called Sunderday and is 47 hours in length.

    I wish for Elachi Alert to reappear in the PvE Queue



    Granted the Elachi reappear, destroy your ship and experiment on you.





    I wish Q jr wasn't so annoying. :P
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    odiumnascorodiumnascor Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    astro2244 wrote: »
    Granted the Elachi reappear, destroy your ship and experiment on you.





    I wish Q jr wasn't so annoying. :P

    Granted, he and Q Sr have been mind swapped and now you're stuck with that personality dictating what you have to do for you Qmendations.

    I wish for *edited* and *edited* to try *edited* with *edited* because *seriously, deleting the post would be easier than editing this, but the game must go on*. That would be awesome!
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    voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    odiumnascor wrote: »
    Granted, he and Q Sr have been mind swapped and now you're stuck with that personality dictating what you have to do for you Qmendations.

    I wish for *edited* and *edited* to try *edited* with *edited* because *seriously, deleting the post would be easier than editing this, but the game must go on*. That would be awesome!

    Your wish has been [Redacted].

    I wish for a roll of duct tape to serve my evil purposes.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Your wish has been [Redacted].

    I wish for a roll of duct tape to serve my evil purposes.

    Granted, but the duct tape is sentient and even more evil than you are, and soon 'disposes' of you.

    I wish for a Babylon 5 space dogfighting MMO.
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    mcewenthemadmcewenthemad Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but the duct tape is sentient and even more evil than you are, and soon 'disposes' of you.

    I wish for a Babylon 5 space dogfighting MMO.

    Granted, but they just use Microsoft Flight Simulator for the physics.

    I wish for the JJ Star Trek to never have been made.

    Thanks,
    Duncan
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    mcewenthemad wrote: »
    Granted, but they just use Microsoft Flight Simulator for the physics.

    I wish for the JJ Star Trek to never have been made.

    Thanks,
    Duncan

    Granted, but all Star Trek is erased from history and Star Wars rules Sci-Fi.
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited January 2014
    Since the last poster didn't wish for anything:
    mcewenthemad wrote: »
    Granted, but they just use Microsoft Flight Simulator for the physics.

    I wish for the JJ Star Trek to never have been made.

    Thanks,
    Duncan
    Granted, but M. Night Shyamalan is now working on a Star Trek reboot.

    I wish for a robot butler.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Since the last poster didn't wish for anything:

    Granted, but M. Night Shyamalan is now working on a Star Trek reboot.

    I wish for a robot butler.

    Granted, your robot butler has a malfunction, turns into a secret psychopath and kills you by putting a grenade under a serving platter when you eat dinner.

    I wish for a M1-4X war droid that obeyed my every command and shut down if it even thought about killing me.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, your robot butler has a malfunction, turns into a secret psychopath and kills you by putting a grenade under a serving platter when you eat dinner.

    I wish for a M1-4X war droid that obeyed my every command and shut down if it even thought about killing me.

    Granted, but the droid shuts down the instant it sees you.

    I wish for a wish that will not be corrupted. :P
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