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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u morph into leonardo da vinci

    i wish The Doctor would stop his parkour obsession when confronted by B'ELanna Torres

    Granted, he does it with Janeway.

    I wish Worf put on that golden Speedo.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ew..... granted, but only you are there for that..... and it turns out it's part of the hegh'bat and he kills himself

    i wish picard and janeway would just get a room already
  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but Janeway chokes on his wrinkly, pruney balls.

    I wish my cloak was not so sensitive that it was exposed with dialogue.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hm, kind of thought their roles would've been reversed.....
    sonnikku wrote: »
    I wish my cloak was not so sensitive that it was exposed with dialogue.

    granted, but u may never uncloak and u have the worst time of your life

    i wish data hated scanning for life forms
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    hm, kind of thought their roles would've been reversed.....



    granted, but u may never uncloak and u have the worst time of your life

    i wish data hated scanning for life forms

    Granted. His Lifeforms song contains a lot more profanity, and the Enterprise-D still crashes.

    I wish for someone to take away all these Magical Girl Series Animal Mascots, they're making a mess and I think they're making my Defiant-class even more Bigger On The Inside than it was before.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • locutusofcactuslocutusofcactus Member Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted. But they magically come back and decorate your Defiant with "My Little Pony" nonsense.

    I wish our Romulans could get their special Romulan faction doff.
    [cryptic's response "you can! but you have to wait until next junior officer appreciation weekend"]
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted. But they magically come back and decorate your Defiant with "My Little Pony" nonsense.

    I wish our Romulans could get their special Romulan faction doff.
    [cryptic's response "you can! but you have to wait until next junior officer appreciation weekend"]

    Granted. It is a Tal Shiar agent, and kills everyone aboard your ship with Thalaron radiation

    I wish I could level my new Romulan faster :(
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  • locutusofcactuslocutusofcactus Member Posts: 651 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. It is a Tal Shiar agent, and kills everyone aboard your ship with Thalaron radiation

    I wish I could level my new Romulan faster :(

    Granted as double xp week is starting soon. However, season 9 has a level cap increase of 90.

    I wish more people would play my foundry missions.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted as double xp week is starting soon. However, season 9 has a level cap increase of 90.

    I wish more people would play my foundry missions.

    Granted, but now since everyone is trying to play your foundry mission all at the same time, the server overloads.

    I wish that every youtube video began with the clip I got of my friend singing my little poney on accident.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but now since everyone is trying to play your foundry mission all at the same time, the server overloads.

    I wish that every youtube video began with the clip I got of my friend singing my little poney on accident.

    Granted, but it causes more rage than any rickroll or forced ad, since it is both amateur and irrelevant to what the people actually want to watch. (What is your hangup with MLP, anyways?)

    I wish I had a Haro.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but it causes more rage than any rickroll or forced ad, since it is both amateur and irrelevant to what the people actually want to watch. (What is your hangup with MLP, anyways?)

    I wish I had a Haro.

    Granted, but it acts like Miley Cyrus.

    I wish was Kirk (way before Generations).
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, u are thrown in jail for sexual harassment

    i wish my starship had a toilet
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u are thrown in jail for sexual harassment

    i wish my starship had a toilet

    Granted, but the disposal system gets mixed up with the transporter system. Yeah...

    I wish there were more diverse Ship Device Consumables, like additional VLS missile batteries, or something.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • mynameisnommynameisnom Member Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but they are installed incorrectly and blow up your ship. I wish Nero from Mega shark vs Mecha shark wasn't such a failderp.
    [SIGPIC]http://s286.photobucket.com/user/parasite_12000/media/jub_zps9318ae82.jpg.html[/SIGPIC]
    stoutes wrote: »
    Those fish are much like their masters, filthy backstabbers... All battlecloaked fish, waiting for the right moment...
    The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but they are installed incorrectly and blow up your ship. I wish Nero from Mega shark vs Mecha shark wasn't such a failderp.

    Granted, he is so good he kills the hero of the movie.

    I wish that the TOS Klingons were playable without having to make an alien.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, he is so good he kills the hero of the movie.

    I wish that the TOS Klingons were playable without having to make an alien.

    Granted. However, they are only available for Romulan faction characters that choose Federation alignment, and only after paying 4 billion energy credits..

    I wish Season 9 would contain a stealth Exploration revamp.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, they are only available for Romulan faction characters that choose Federation alignment, and only after paying 4 billion energy credits..

    I wish Season 9 would contain a stealth Exploration revamp.

    Granted, but it also make all enemies have 50% damage resistance to all attacks.

    I wish my toilet wasn't broken.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but the alternative means you wish it was broken!

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    I wish I could play as General Kor from TOS
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted, but the alternative means you wish it was broken!

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    I wish I could play as General Korea from TOS

    Granted, but he only has one HP.

    I wish I was a Jem'Hadar.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but your ketracel white tube gets caught on a tree branch and you are frantic for hours

    i wish transwarp beaming would just stop it already
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but your ketracel white tube gets caught on a tree branch and you are frantic for hours

    i wish transwarp beaming would just stop it already

    Granted, but then someone misses a decimal point down in min engineering, and a massive negative space wedgie is formed.

    I wish for motorcycles or reasonable equivalents in ground combat, because why not?
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, we get to ride sehlats and targs

    i wish my STO patching would stop freezing so i could play STO
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, we get to ride sehlats and targs

    i wish my STO patching would stop freezing so i could play STO

    Granted, it downloads so fast that it burns out your network port so you can't play anyway!

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    I wish I was a scruffy nerff herder!
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted, it downloads so fast that it burns out your network port so you can't play anyway!

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    I wish I was a scruffy nerff herder!

    Granted, now princess Liea doesn't want you anymore.

    I wish I had a dak'tang.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted but it's in your back

    i wish dukat would just stick to one evil-motivation
  • ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, His motivation is to kill you and your crew for doing one to many knock knock jokes .

    I wish I had a time machine and a green plane to make people in the past think I'm a flying sky monster.
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    ghostwold wrote: »
    Granted, His motivation is to kill you and your crew for doing one to many knock knock jokes .

    I wish I had a time machine and a green plane to make people in the past think I'm a flying sky monster.

    Granted. Flaming arrows hurst, don't they?


    I wish I ruled reality itself!
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. Flaming arrows hurst, don't they?


    I wish I ruled reality itself!

    Granted, however you didn't specify which reality, so now you are ruler of the parallel universe where everyone is a slave to giant sapient slime mold colonies.

    I wish for new ship tailor skins for EVERYBODYYYYY!
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, however you didn't specify which reality, so now you are ruler of the parallel universe where everyone is a slave to giant sapient slime mold colonies.

    I wish for new ship tailor skins for EVERYBODYYYYY!

    Granted, but they are all an ugly shade of baby blue.

    I wish the weapons in the STO thumbnail images were actually pictures of what the weapon looks like when it's equipped.
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  • ghostwoldghostwold Member Posts: 81 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted, but they are all an ugly shade of baby blue.

    I wish the weapons in the STO thumbnail images were actually pictures of what the weapon looks like when it's equipped.

    Granted but all weapons loose their textures.

    I wish I had a real Constitution class starship.
    My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
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