Granted - but it is as funny as watching a tap dripping, which given the quality of the writing on Voy and Ent. might just be an improvement!
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I wish there was a playable Cait adventure zone for my Caitian to explore.
Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.
Granted - but the secret service start asking you awkward questions about trying to pass off counterfeit cash and confiscate everything - and I mean everything including the boxer shorts!!! :eek:
Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.
I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
Granted, but they were planning to put an awesome ship in each lockbox but nope, you wished that they would be gone so they are.
I wish my foot didn't hurt or any other part of my body hurt.
Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.
I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
Granted, but nobody wants to corrupt it.
I wish I could instantly switch between universes.
The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
I wish I could see what having ground vehicles in-game would be like.
Granted. But be prepared to deal with the fail driving that will undoubtedly translate from TRIBBLE space piloting into mass epohh road kill on new Romulus. Also, the PWE BMV is backed up and you can only get your license from a limited time offer in the next lockbox.
I wish that my bridge officers could tell me something important without forcing me to decloak, or better yet, just stay silent always.
Starfleet: Persephone, Silas, Alexandra, Purrs-a-lot, Insanity, Alala, Nicki Minaj, Apathy and Liz Lemon KDF: Absolution, Vox, Vadim, Sammiches and Unknown Refugee Member of Network 23 FED and Imperial Legion
Granted. But be prepared to deal with the fail driving that will undoubtedly translate from TRIBBLE space piloting into mass epohh road kill on new Romulus. Also, the PWE BMV is backed up and you can only get your license from a limited time offer in the next lockbox.
I wish that my bridge officers could tell me something important without forcing me to decloak, or better yet, just stay silent always.
Granted, they don't warn you when you approach a black hole.
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Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.
I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
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Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.
I wish for a crystalline entity space combat pet.
Granted, but it is classified as a consumable that you only have one of and can't buy more.
I wish some developer would confirm that we are getting a dominion faction.
Granted. However, it will only be for people who are in the game for more than 1000 days, subscription or not.
I wish I would finally win something like a Legacy Pack.
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Granted, but it takes the devs three years to give you the full reward.
I wish I could refine my 50000 dilithium ore in one day.
I wish for Piles of EC
Granted, but they are the size of ant hills.
I wish I had real life gold pressed latnium.
Granted - but the secret service start asking you awkward questions about trying to pass off counterfeit cash and confiscate everything - and I mean everything including the boxer shorts!!! :eek:
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I wish I had the power of Greyskull
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I wish I could have all the really cool stuff i see other people with.
Granted, you can have it after 365 days of grinding. And paying 70000 zen.
I wish the server would stop DC'ing me just before finishing Mirror Event.
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Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.
I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.
Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.
I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but they were planning to put an awesome ship in each lockbox but nope, you wished that they would be gone so they are.
I wish my foot didn't hurt or any other part of my body hurt.
i wish the enterprise came with cup holders
Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.
I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.
... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.
I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but nobody wants to corrupt it.
I wish I could instantly switch between universes.
i wish my STO ship could do loopty-loops
Granted, but you need to do a complex series of keys to do it.
I wish I had a playable freighter that was heavily armed and armored.
Granted, but its top speed is like, 2km/hr.
I wish my mind wasn't constantly coming up with Crossovers. (Assimilated Titan, anyone?)
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but now you can only think about Justin Beiber.
I wish Justin Beiber could get deported to Egypt.
Granted. However, you are forced to go with him and listen to him forever.
I wish that somebody would give me a bug ship in STO for free.
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Granted, but it still has Jem Hadar a vorta and a founder on it, and the founder plays catch with you.
I wish there were no more gold sellers in STO.
Granted, but then the players rants about it too much and it drives you insane.
I wish I had another pet lizard.
Granted.
Hope you know how to take care of a wild Dodongo.
I wish I could see what having ground vehicles in-game would be like.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. But be prepared to deal with the fail driving that will undoubtedly translate from TRIBBLE space piloting into mass epohh road kill on new Romulus. Also, the PWE BMV is backed up and you can only get your license from a limited time offer in the next lockbox.
I wish that my bridge officers could tell me something important without forcing me to decloak, or better yet, just stay silent always.
KDF: Absolution, Vox, Vadim, Sammiches and Unknown Refugee
Member of Network 23 FED and Imperial Legion
Granted, they don't warn you when you approach a black hole.
I wish I was Mace Windu.
i wish that i could put the customizable omega uniform on my bridge officers
Granted. In the process, you loose all customization for yourself, except for a pink shirt. As in very ugly pink.
I wish that STO would move into 2410.
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Granted, but then on 2411 it shuts down.
I wish I had an army of bridge officers that I could use on any mission.