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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but it - No, that's too easy. No, the Banana is actually infested with brain parasites.

    Don't ask how, there's just Brain parasites.


    I wish that, if they're gonna make the Defiant-class Bigger on the Inside, they could at least put in a few Full-Sized Holodecks.

    Granted. However, they will not work.
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    (Dang it, I just ate a banana).

    Anyways granted, but not there is only one weapon slot on it.

    I wish that Darth Vader would kill Worffan101's alien overlords.

    Granted. Worffan101 finds out and hires Boba Fett to hunt you down.

    I wish we would get 100000000000000 refined Dilithium for shooting each enemy ship in a Deep Space Encounter.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, they will not work.



    Granted. Worffan101 finds out and hires Boba Fett to hunt you down.

    I wish we would get 100000000000000 refined Dilithium for shooting each enemy ship in a Deep Space Encounter.

    Granted, but I get 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more than you.

    I wish I was an Undine.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but I get 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more than you.

    I wish I was an Undine.

    Granted. From now on, everybody will find you just as annoying as Eric Cooper.

    I wish more people would deal with ninjas in this thread the way I did.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. From now on, everybody will find you just as annoying as Eric Cooper.

    I wish more people would deal with ninjas in this thread the way I did.

    Granted, we all run away in terror.

    I wish for a Jem'Hadar bodyguard.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, we all run away in terror.

    I wish for a Jem'Hadar bodyguard.

    Granted, but he eventually runs out of Ketracel White, and you get a Kar'takan to the genitals before anyone can drop your berzerking bodyguard.

    I wish that JJ Abrams had shown some restraint with the SFX in the NuTrek movies.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted; all the ships are paper cups and the planets are tennis balls (faked perspective)

    i wish tuvok and neelix had their own spin-off sitcom
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted; all the ships are paper cups and the planets are tennis balls (faked perspective)

    i wish tuvok and neelix had their own spin-off sitcom

    Granted - but it is as funny as watching a tap dripping, which given the quality of the writing on Voy and Ent. might just be an improvement!

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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - but it is as funny as watching a tap dripping, which given the quality of the writing on Voy and Ent. might just be an improvement!

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    I wish there was a playable Cait adventure zone for my Caitian to explore.

    Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.

    I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.
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  • scififan78scififan78 Member Posts: 1,383 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, only Caitians are allowed, and since people only get Caitians through Zen, people will hate the devs, leave the game, leading to an eventual server shutdown.

    I wish that Weyoun was in STO with voice-over work.

    Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.

    I wish for a crystalline entity space combat pet.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    scififan78 wrote: »
    Granted, but you must grind for an hour a day, every day, for 25 years to unlock it.

    I wish for a crystalline entity space combat pet.

    Granted, but it is classified as a consumable that you only have one of and can't buy more.

    I wish some developer would confirm that we are getting a dominion faction.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it is classified as a consumable that you only have one of and can't buy more.

    I wish some developer would confirm that we are getting a dominion faction.

    Granted. However, it will only be for people who are in the game for more than 1000 days, subscription or not.

    I wish I would finally win something like a Legacy Pack.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, it will only be for people who are in the game for more than 1000 days, subscription or not.

    I wish I would finally win something like a Legacy Pack.

    Granted, but it takes the devs three years to give you the full reward.

    I wish I could refine my 50000 dilithium ore in one day.
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  • johankreigjohankreig Member Posts: 449 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted but you are only alowed to use once peice per day

    I wish for Piles of EC
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    johankreig wrote: »
    granted but you are only alowed to use once peice per day

    I wish for Piles of EC

    Granted, but they are the size of ant hills.

    I wish I had real life gold pressed latnium.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but they are the size of ant hills.

    I wish I had real life gold pressed latnium.

    Granted - but the secret service start asking you awkward questions about trying to pass off counterfeit cash and confiscate everything - and I mean everything including the boxer shorts!!! :eek:

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  • northstardc4mnorthstardc4m Member Posts: 26 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Granted.... Greyskull's power in this universe consists of a joke sword that shocks you at random while holding it.

    I wish I could have all the really cool stuff i see other people with.
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    northstardc4m wrote: »
    Granted.... Greyskull's power in this universe consists of a joke sword that shocks you at random while holding it.

    I wish I could have all the really cool stuff i see other people with.

    Granted, you can have it after 365 days of grinding. And paying 70000 zen.

    I wish the server would stop DC'ing me just before finishing Mirror Event.
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted, you can have it after 365 days of grinding. And paying 70000 zen.

    I wish the server would stop DC'ing me just before finishing Mirror Event.

    Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.

    I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Granted, but the players you're grouping with are either afk or completely brain dead, leaving you with few if any marks.

    I wish I could wear high heels in game with a matte color instead of the sparkly glittery gloss that voyager boob lady seemed to insist upon.

    Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.

    I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but a bug prevents them from showing up as anything but boots on female characters, and male characters can wear them, too, due to another bug. The first bug does NOT apply.

    I wish for a season without a new Lockbox.

    Granted, but they were planning to put an awesome ship in each lockbox but nope, you wished that they would be gone so they are.

    I wish my foot didn't hurt or any other part of my body hurt.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but your emotions get hurt (if one were to consider those separate from the body)

    i wish the enterprise came with cup holders
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but your emotions get hurt (if one were to consider those separate from the body)

    i wish the enterprise came with cup holders

    Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.

    I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now every time the ship gets hit with a torpedo, Picard gets hot coffee spilled on his lap.

    I wish Worffan101's alien overlords were dead so I could rule in their place, with Wil Wheaton.

    ... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.

    I wish I could come up with a wish right now.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    ... Alright, Granted, but you must throw your lot in with a plucky resistance movement because of exceedingly powerful noncorporeal beings and their followers are invading now.

    I wish I could come up with a wish right now.

    Granted, but nobody wants to corrupt it.

    I wish I could instantly switch between universes.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    granted, but u lose track of which is which, making u momentarily unsettled

    i wish my STO ship could do loopty-loops
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but u lose track of which is which, making u momentarily unsettled

    i wish my STO ship could do loopty-loops

    Granted, but you need to do a complex series of keys to do it.

    I wish I had a playable freighter that was heavily armed and armored.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but you need to do a complex series of keys to do it.

    I wish I had a playable freighter that was heavily armed and armored.

    Granted, but its top speed is like, 2km/hr.


    I wish my mind wasn't constantly coming up with Crossovers. (Assimilated Titan, anyone?)
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but its top speed is like, 2km/hr.


    I wish my mind wasn't constantly coming up with Crossovers. (Assimilated Titan, anyone?)

    Granted, but now you can only think about Justin Beiber.

    I wish Justin Beiber could get deported to Egypt.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now you can only think about Justin Beiber.

    I wish Justin Beiber could get deported to Egypt.

    Granted. However, you are forced to go with him and listen to him forever.

    I wish that somebody would give me a bug ship in STO for free.
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  • mynameisnommynameisnom Member Posts: 639 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. However, you are forced to go with him and listen to him forever.

    I wish that somebody would give me a bug ship in STO for free.

    Granted, but it still has Jem Hadar a vorta and a founder on it, and the founder plays catch with you.

    I wish there were no more gold sellers in STO.
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    Those fish are much like their masters, filthy backstabbers... All battlecloaked fish, waiting for the right moment...
    breadandcircuses wrote: »
    The boss being a gigantic Winter Epohh Researcher. As you lay waste to the Epohh Horde, she can occasionally cry out things like, "Didn't you want an Epohh friend?"
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