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  • rblaher988rblaher988 Member Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Granted, but your max level is now Lieutenant.

    I wish for telekinesis!

    Granted, but it's only strong enough to move paper.

    I wish for a Chocolate chip muffin.
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  • empireofsteveempireofsteve Member Posts: 665 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rblaher988 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's only strong enough to move paper.

    I wish for a Chocolate chip muffin.

    Granted, but it only has one chocolate chip and contains large portion of Gorn meat.

    I wish for a new leg.
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  • bds007bds007 Member Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it is a Barbie plastic leg.

    I wish for the power of invisibility.
  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but your invisibility only lats for 5 seconds before its depleted forever


    i wish i could have an f-302 in star trek online
  • tylermaxwelltylermaxwell Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    i wish i could have an f-302 in star trek online

    Granted, but is a non-combat pet.

    I wish I had a Maserati.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but its full of lasanga's

    i wish i had a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but its full of lasanga's

    i wish i had a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster

    Granted, but you park it on double yellow lines so it gets towed away and crushed.

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    I wish I had a tow truck
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  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted, but you park it on double yellow lines so it gets towed away and crushed.

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    I wish I had a tow truck
    Granted, but in a strange paradox the tow truck can only tow itself.

    I wish for an eternal zen-like state.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Granted, but in a strange paradox the tow truck can only tow itself.

    I wish for an eternal zen-like state.

    Granted, but it gets misread, and you are now a collection of virtual money for buying virtual things.

    I wish to get a computer better than this craptop that I currently have.
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    edited March 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Granted, but in a strange paradox the tow truck can only tow itself.

    I wish for an eternal zen-like state.
    Did you say eternal-ZEN? Your wish is granted! 500 ZEN stipend a month! Oh, not that zen.

    I want a Vesta pack.
  • altechachanaltechachan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    nakedsnake001 wrote: »
    Did you say eternal-ZEN? Your wish is granted! 500 ZEN stipend a month! Oh, not that zen.

    I want a Vesta pack.

    Granted but you are given a bundle of Vesta wines instead.

    I want a tank.
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  • genrldestructiongenrldestruction Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but it gets misread, and you are now a collection of virtual money for buying virtual things.

    I wish to get a computer better than this craptop that I currently have.

    Granted, but the new computer weighs a ton, and you don't have a password to access it.

    I wish for my own "real" Starship, preferably Sovereign class.
  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    genrldestruction wrote: »
    Granted, but the new computer weighs a ton, and you don't have a password to access it.

    I wish for my own "real" Starship, preferably Sovereign class.

    Granted. You are given a 3-foot model of the real soveriegn-class.

    I wish to make more money.
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  • majortiraomegamajortiraomega Member Posts: 2,214 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sirboulevard wrote: »
    Granted. You are given a 3-foot model of the real soveriegn-class.

    I wish to make more money.

    Granted, but the only way to do so is to work on the development of Arc for Perfect World.

    I wish for a new Stargate series along the lines of SG-1/Atlantis and a new Star Trek series along the lines of TNG/DS9/VOY.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, u get a horrible crossover series that tries to annihilate itself, in-universe, but cant

    i wish we all had low chairs to execute the riker maneuver (chair version)
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  • majortiraomegamajortiraomega Member Posts: 2,214 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u get a horrible crossover series that tries to annihilate itself, in-universe, but cant

    i wish we all had low chairs to execute the riker maneuver (chair version)

    Granted, but the emote comes with a 30% chance to spawn a zone wide subspace party amplifier for 3 hours whenever used.

    I wish Stargate: Universe had never been created.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    majortiraomega wrote: »
    Granted, but the emote comes with a 30% chance to spawn a zone wide subspace party amplifier for 3 hours whenever used.

    I wish Stargate: Universe had never been created.

    Granted, it came back 1999999999x worse


    I wish the KDF conqured the Federation and executed all members
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, it came back 1999999999x worse


    I wish the KDF conqured the Federation and executed all members

    Granted. Its the 26th Century, and the Klingons are a proud member of the Federation.

    I wish my test of today didn't went as bad as it did.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, it came back 1999999999x worse


    I wish the KDF conqured the Federation and executed all members

    Granted. Admiral Quinn is reincarnated into a Klingon, and rules the Empire with an iron fist.

    I wish for a new hat.
  • lordmentallordmental Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. Admiral Quinn is reincarnated into a Klingon, and rules the Empire with an iron fist.

    I wish for a new hat.

    Granted, but it is carnivorous.

    I wish for an incorruptable wish.
  • sirboulevardsirboulevard Member Posts: 722 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lordmental wrote: »
    Granted, but it is carnivorous.

    I wish for an incorruptable wish.

    Granted, but the wish only applies after you die.

    I wish for a TR-116 rifle to add to my STO collection.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sirboulevard wrote: »
    Granted, but the wish only applies after you die.

    I wish for a TR-116 rifle to add to my STO collection.

    Granted. It still sucks.

    I wish for a lockbox that didn't suck.
  • timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. It still sucks.

    I wish for a lockbox that didn't suck.

    Granted, but keys now cost $5000.

    I wish for $5000
  • majortiraomegamajortiraomega Member Posts: 2,214 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    timothyre99 wrote: »
    Granted, but keys now cost $5000.

    I wish for $5000

    Granted, but you will earn that $5000 (Five Thousand United States Dollars) through working in an overcrowded Chinese Factory...at Chinese minimum wage.

    I wish for a skill tree revamp with separate ground skill and space skill point pools.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    majortiraomega wrote: »
    Granted, but you will earn that $5000 (Five Thousand United States Dollars) through working in an overcrowded Chinese Factory...at Chinese minimum wage.

    I wish for a skill tree revamp with separate ground skill and space skill point pools.

    Granted, but now all the skills get nerfed in the next update.

    I wish for an awesome beard that doesn't have any unwanted things in it.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now all the skills get nerfed in the next update.

    I wish for an awesome beard that doesn't have any unwanted things in it.

    Granted. The awesome beard turns out to be red, while your native hair color transforms to blond-greyish, thus totally ruining your face.

    I wish people wouldn't ignore my previous post in this thread.
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  • majortiraomegamajortiraomega Member Posts: 2,214 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. The awesome beard turns out to be red, while your native hair color transforms to blond-greyish, thus totally ruining your face.

    I wish people wouldn't ignore my previous post in this thread.

    Granted, but what page was it on again?

    I wish for more Ground PvP maps with more open areas.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    majortiraomega wrote: »
    Granted, but what page was it on again?

    I wish for more Ground PvP maps with more open areas.

    Granted. Snipers. Snipers everywhere~

    I wish for a new game to play.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. Snipers. Snipers everywhere~

    I wish for a new game to play.

    Granted: you now have money deducted from your bank account to get you Ride To Hell: Retribution, Day One: Garry's Incident, and an automatic billing to purchase, at full price, any sequels to those games.

    I wish STO had a Freddie Mercury Emote.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, and............................ ew

    i wish Q was a species one could be in STO
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