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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Granted, you now have a boyfriend who borrows money from you, then spends the evening hitting on your best friend.Your best friend is into it.

    I wish for a cold beer. I forgot to put a six in the fridge.:mad:Warm beer after work sucks!

    Granted, but you are turned into an Englishman and now prefer warm beer.

    I wish I was with Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then Rom goes crazy and kills everyone on the station with a phaser.

    I wish that Earth was Qo'nos.

    Granted, Earth now has less war, no famine and a tough on crime mentality, but much more social problems, bad food and a global fascist state.

    I wish I was a member of starfleet dental.
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  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, Earth now has less war, no famine and a tough on crime mentality, but much more social problems, bad food and a global fascist state.

    I wish I was a member of starfleet dental.

    Granted, but unfortunately they offer no comprehensive dental benefits for employees.

    I wish someone would bring me pizza!
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2014
    grace58 wrote: »
    Granted, but unfortunately they offer no comprehensive dental benefits for employees.

    I wish someone would bring me pizza!

    Granted. But it's stolen from you.

    I wish for the new ESD to be on Holodeck yesterday already.
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  • donrahdonrah Member Posts: 348
    edited March 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted. But it's stolen from you.

    I wish for the new ESD to be on Holodeck yesterday already.

    Granted, but it's still not finished.

    I wish ESD was finished.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    donrah wrote: »
    Granted, but it's still not finished.

    I wish ESD was finished.

    Granted, but then Q flashes and reverts all the changes.

    I wish I could get a [Lag Torpedo Launcher [Lag] [Pew] [Win]].
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  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted, but then Q flashes and reverts all the changes.

    I wish I could get a [Lag Torpedo Launcher [Lag] [Pew] [Win]].
    Grant...e....d... b-DISCONNECT

    I wish I had a phaser that had a bacon setting.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Grant...e....d... b-DISCONNECT

    I wish I had a phaser that had a bacon setting.

    Granted - but it is instantly recognised as being more powerful that an [REDACTED] particle and you are instantly set upon by the Federation, Klingons and the Romulans - even the Breen don't want anything to do with it!

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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but it gets u into some hot water........ like boiling hot, and the water isn't even clean..... and also, u forgot to put your cell phone in your locker

    i wish my character didn't walk right into the path of that npc character, re-positioning mine around like some kind of denebian slime devil
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but now he has a mind of his own.

    I wish that Into Darkness didn't exist.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted, but now he has a mind of his own.

    I wish that Into Darkness didn't exist.

    Granted, now there is one called into lightness with the same story.

    I wish I was a Gorn.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, now there is one called into lightness with the same story.

    I wish I was a Gorn.

    Granted but you are only here today Gorn tomorrow.

    I wish that I was entirely treacherous, crooked, debauched, rotten,underhanded, extortionate, unethical and on the take.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted, but now he has a mind of his own.

    I wish that Into Darkness didn't exist.

    Granted the film is retitled: In to Darkness.

    I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted the film is retitled: In to Darkness.

    I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

    Granted. They're as big as your head. :(


    I wish that I had something to eat.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. They're as big as your head. :(


    I wish that I had something to eat.

    Granted. You now have 56 unrestrained Gorns who hate you.


    I wish that I was a Gorn
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  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. They're as big as your head. :(


    I wish that I had something to eat.

    Granted... there's no food left.

    I wish they didn't take CORE connect away. =(
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grace58 wrote: »
    Granted... there's no food left.

    I wish they didn't take CORE connect away. =(

    Granted. It's replaced by ARC

    I wish this person didn't avoid my post :(
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. It's replaced by ARC

    I wish this person didn't avoid my post :(

    Granted, he spams it.

    I wish I was a klingon.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, he spams it.

    I wish I was a klingon.

    Granted, but Gowron in DS9: Tacking Into the Wind.


    I wish I found a Mark mine, in which you can mine 6000 marks of your choice in five minutes.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted, but Gowron in DS9: Tacking Into the Wind.


    I wish I found a Mark mine, in which you can mine 6000 marks of your choice in five minutes.

    Granted, but turns out, it's an exploit using a developer tool that was left in, and for your failure to report it, the GM sets his phaser to <ACCOUNT DELETE>

    I wish I had a really nice sandwich and some lemonade.
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but turns out, it's an exploit using a developer tool that was left in, and for your failure to report it, the GM sets his phaser to <ACCOUNT DELETE>

    I wish I had a really nice sandwich and some lemonade.

    Granted, but it's spoiled

    I wish for a Saturn Class to be added along with the Jupiter Class cuz' there needs to be some balance of ugliness (Jupiter Class) and beauty (Saturn Class) in this game.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
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  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's spoiled

    I wish for a Saturn Class to be added along with the Jupiter Class cuz' there needs to be some balance of ugliness (Jupiter Class) and beauty (Saturn Class) in this game.

    Granted! I'm all for balance... but apparently they are not. Sorry >.<

    I wish I could live in Paris.
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  • thegalaxy31thegalaxy31 Member Posts: 1,211 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grace58 wrote: »
    Granted! I'm all for balance... but apparently they are not. Sorry >.<

    I wish I could live in Paris.

    Granted, welcome to the French Revolution!

    I wish the Pistol Star wasn't obscured by interstellar dust.
    I would love to visit this star in-game...or maybe this one!
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  • grace58grace58 Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    thegalaxy31 wrote: »
    Granted, welcome to the French Revolution!

    I wish the Pistol Star wasn't obscured by interstellar dust.

    Granted, but Earth pollution makes visibility undesirable.

    Um... hmm I wish for more Epohhs. So cute.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but they eat all your cheese puffs

    i wish my horta could sing
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grace58 wrote: »
    Granted, but Earth pollution makes visibility undesirable.

    Um... hmm I wish for more Epohhs. So cute.

    Granted, Dr. M'coy crosses an epohh with a Khan transfused super tribble and the epohh hybrids fill the universe to capacity.

    I wish I could TRIBBLE in that space elevator Neelix and Tuvok were trapped on.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, Dr. M'coy crosses an epohh with a Khan transfused super tribble and the epohh hybrids fill the universe to capacity.

    I wish I could TRIBBLE in that space elevator Neelix and Tuvok were trapped on.

    Granted, but you die because of a methane overdose from your TRIBBLE.

    I wish for a hand phaser, that was destroyed as soon as I got it.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish my horta could sing

    granted-- just kidding, not granted, for legal reasons

    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    I wish for a hand phaser, that was destroyed as soon as I got it.

    granted, but it reassembles and provides u with sooooo much asthma, u might as well do what coach says and take the bench

    i wish spock would let people climb that tree on Omicron Ceti III
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted-- just kidding, not granted, for legal reasons




    granted, but it reassembles and provides u with sooooo much asthma, u might as well do what coach says and take the bench

    i wish spock would let people climb that tree on Omicron Ceti III

    Granted, but the tree is filled with thousands of angry poisonous squirrels.

    I wish my cat had black and orange fur.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the tree is filled with thousands of angry poisonous squirrels.

    I wish my cat had black and orange fur.

    Granted. It is now a tiger with a habit of trying to steal your food. Eventually, it gets your hand instead.

    I wish for something silly to happen.
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