I wish that the Mirror event would not cause server instability.
(Does that mean that We constantly hear random declarations of "I am a Klingon" from offscreen?)
Granted, but due to some metaphysical nonsense, the Mirror Universe ships make incursions into OUR reality. No, not the one we're playing in, the one we're typing from. The one without so much as a surface-to-orbit nuke to defend ourselves.
I wish the damn Terran asshats would kindly blow themselves up for us playing with Omega in their home reality.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
(Does that mean that We constantly hear random declarations of "I am a Klingon" from offscreen?)
Granted, but due to some metaphysical nonsense, the Mirror Universe ships make incursions into OUR reality. No, not the one we're playing in, the one we're typing from. The one without so much as a surface-to-orbit nuke to defend ourselves.
I wish the damn Terran asshats would kindly blow themselves up for us playing with Omega in their home reality.
Granted, but the Omega Explosion somehow reaches our universe, thus, we're screwed.
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I wish Ryo-ohki from Tenchi Muyo! were real, so I can have a pet, a girl-friend, and spaceship all in one package.
I wish that every time I did the mirror universe event mission it would actually give me the reputation token instead of like every other time so I can stop wasting my time doing it when I don't even get the full reward. (Run on frustration sentence)
Granted. Unfortunately, only the Mexicans have latinum, which leads to the Mexican rise to power, in which they will conquer all of the Earth, and everybody is forced to eat a piece of Tacofangs (sorry Taco, nothing personal).
I wish that I could come up with good wishes faster than I currently can.
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Granted but they get instantly nerf'd at the start of season 9
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I wish that the graphics glitch would get sorted
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Granted, but it now makes all in-game characters "dance" like Miley Cyrus.
I wish my Gorn had a Godzilla mount.
Granted and uncorrupted, but only if the rest of us can at least ride raptors.
I wish there were Fleet upgrades to rep items or quest rewards.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. Turn in 250 Jem'Hadar Attack Ship requisition boxes to get 1 provisioning for this project.
I wish that my little brother wasn't flying a rainbow ship at level 34.
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Granted. Now he's flying a rainbow starter ship with Mk I gear at lvl 50.
I wish it was a battle cloak (you had to be there
Granted, but you get a live photon grenade shoved somewhere unpleasant for posting injokes.
I wish for more detailed SFX options in this game.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted but they are for phaser beams only and cause them to do only half the damage they once did.
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I wish we could change colours and customise the captains quarters on our ships
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Granted. In the proces Cryptic accidentally takes away the option to visit your ship interior and only get it back in after 7 months.
I wish that Season 9 will bring beards for Romulans.
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Granted, but only for female characters.
I wish the photon grenade was a dud and can't go into "somewhere unpleasant".
Granted, but while you are trying to find a new place for it, it detonates in your hand.
I wish I had an exploding cake from the three stooges.
i wish worf would say "I am a Klingon" more often (as per ST:First Contact)
Granted. All his off-screen moments he does this.
I wish that the Mirror event would not cause server instability.
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(Does that mean that We constantly hear random declarations of "I am a Klingon" from offscreen?)
Granted, but due to some metaphysical nonsense, the Mirror Universe ships make incursions into OUR reality. No, not the one we're playing in, the one we're typing from. The one without so much as a surface-to-orbit nuke to defend ourselves.
I wish the damn Terran asshats would kindly blow themselves up for us playing with Omega in their home reality.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but the Omega Explosion somehow reaches our universe, thus, we're screwed.
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I wish Ryo-ohki from Tenchi Muyo! were real, so I can have a pet, a girl-friend, and spaceship all in one package.
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Granted. You propose, she accepts, you are ready to marry, well darnit, Borg Cube assimilates all of you.
I wish that Terran Starfleet would change their mind on FAW, and go for Overload instead.
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Granted. Wave Motion guns for everyone.
I wish I weren't sick.
Granted, you gave someone else aids.
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I wish for $1,000,000, an AK-47, a bottle of beer, and a hot sexy young woman, just like any other normal dude wants. >=3
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Granted. You're the guy that got AIDS.
I wish that my minions weren't so incompetent.
Granted, they are over confident.
I wish that every time I did the mirror universe event mission it would actually give me the reputation token instead of like every other time so I can stop wasting my time doing it when I don't even get the full reward. (Run on frustration sentence)
Granted: The game becomes an interior decorating suite instead.
I wish that we were in a post scarcity economy.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted, but then the Borg assimilate us all.
I wish we used gold pressed latnium fro money.
Granted. Unfortunately, only the Mexicans have latinum, which leads to the Mexican rise to power, in which they will conquer all of the Earth, and everybody is forced to eat a piece of Tacofangs (sorry Taco, nothing personal).
I wish that I could come up with good wishes faster than I currently can.
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I wish for some new music to listen to.
Granted, someone gives you a Justin Bieber Boxset.
I wish the devs would focus on the story content of the game for a season and not add another pointless grind.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but every story has to do with a Bajoran preach to you about the prophets and tells you stories about them (story content).
I wish I had a wrist vibroknife.
Granted. You make a mistake and cut off both of your arms.
I wish that there was no ZEN exploit on the Facebooks, so that people would not get their account banned.
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Granted, but now there's one on Twitter.
I wish Ferengi would invade earth.
i wish my STO character would stop tapping in mid-air near the control panel
Granted, but now the control panel is floating in mid air so your character can reach it.
I wish that all my ships leveled with me.
I wish for telekinesis!