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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but they are for phaser beams only and cause them to do only half the damage they once did.

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    I wish we could change colours and customise the captains quarters on our ships

    Granted. In the proces Cryptic accidentally takes away the option to visit your ship interior and only get it back in after 7 months.

    I wish that Season 9 will bring beards for Romulans.
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  • oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. In the proces Cryptic accidentally takes away the option to visit your ship interior and only get it back in after 7 months.

    I wish that Season 9 will bring beards for Romulans.


    Granted, but only for female characters.


    oldschooldork wrote: »
    I wish it was a battle cloak (you had to be there :)).
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but you get a live photon grenade shoved somewhere unpleasant for posting injokes.

    I wish the photon grenade was a dud and can't go into "somewhere unpleasant".
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    oldschooldork wrote: »
    Granted, but only for female characters.







    I wish the photon grenade was a dud and can't go into "somewhere unpleasant".

    Granted, but while you are trying to find a new place for it, it detonates in your hand.

    I wish I had an exploding cake from the three stooges.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but it fails to explode and you enjoy a nice cake with friends (you later reflect on this day with fond memories)

    i wish worf would say "I am a Klingon" more often (as per ST:First Contact)
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it fails to explode and you enjoy a nice cake with friends (you later reflect on this day with fond memories)

    i wish worf would say "I am a Klingon" more often (as per ST:First Contact)

    Granted. All his off-screen moments he does this.

    I wish that the Mirror event would not cause server instability.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. All his off-screen moments he does this.

    I wish that the Mirror event would not cause server instability.

    (Does that mean that We constantly hear random declarations of "I am a Klingon" from offscreen?)

    Granted, but due to some metaphysical nonsense, the Mirror Universe ships make incursions into OUR reality. No, not the one we're playing in, the one we're typing from. The one without so much as a surface-to-orbit nuke to defend ourselves.

    I wish the damn Terran asshats would kindly blow themselves up for us playing with Omega in their home reality.
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  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    (Does that mean that We constantly hear random declarations of "I am a Klingon" from offscreen?)

    Granted, but due to some metaphysical nonsense, the Mirror Universe ships make incursions into OUR reality. No, not the one we're playing in, the one we're typing from. The one without so much as a surface-to-orbit nuke to defend ourselves.

    I wish the damn Terran asshats would kindly blow themselves up for us playing with Omega in their home reality.

    Granted, but the Omega Explosion somehow reaches our universe, thus, we're screwed.


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    I wish Ryo-ohki from Tenchi Muyo! were real, so I can have a pet, a girl-friend, and spaceship all in one package. <3
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ricosakara wrote: »
    Granted, but the Omega Explosion somehow reaches our universe, thus, we're screwed.


    ***

    I wish Ryo-ohki from Tenchi Muyo! were real, so I can have a pet, a girl-friend, and spaceship all in one package. <3

    Granted. You propose, she accepts, you are ready to marry, well darnit, Borg Cube assimilates all of you.

    I wish that Terran Starfleet would change their mind on FAW, and go for Overload instead.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. You propose, she accepts, you are ready to marry, well darnit, Borg Cube assimilates all of you.

    I wish that Terran Starfleet would change their mind on FAW, and go for Overload instead.

    Granted. Wave Motion guns for everyone.

    I wish I weren't sick. :(
  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. Wave Motion guns for everyone.

    I wish I weren't sick. :(

    Granted, you gave someone else aids.

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    I wish for $1,000,000, an AK-47, a bottle of beer, and a hot sexy young woman, just like any other normal dude wants. >=3
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ricosakara wrote: »
    Granted, you gave someone else aids.

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    I wish for $1,000,000, an AK-47, a bottle of beer, and a hot sexy young woman, just like any other normal dude wants. >=3

    Granted. You're the guy that got AIDS.

    I wish that my minions weren't so incompetent.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. You're the guy that got AIDS.

    I wish that my minions weren't so incompetent.

    Granted, they are over confident.

    I wish that every time I did the mirror universe event mission it would actually give me the reputation token instead of like every other time so I can stop wasting my time doing it when I don't even get the full reward. (Run on frustration sentence)
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but they are for phaser beams only and cause them to do only half the damage they once did.

    ---

    I wish we could change colours and customise the captains quarters on our ships

    Granted: The game becomes an interior decorating suite instead.

    I wish that we were in a post scarcity economy.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted: The game becomes an interior decorating suite instead.

    I wish that we were in a post scarcity economy.

    Granted, but then the Borg assimilate us all.

    I wish we used gold pressed latnium fro money.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then the Borg assimilate us all.

    I wish we used gold pressed latnium fro money.

    Granted. Unfortunately, only the Mexicans have latinum, which leads to the Mexican rise to power, in which they will conquer all of the Earth, and everybody is forced to eat a piece of Tacofangs (sorry Taco, nothing personal).

    I wish that I could come up with good wishes faster than I currently can.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you come up with a wish so incorruptible this thread implodes.

    I wish for some new music to listen to.
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted, you come up with a wish so incorruptible this thread implodes.

    I wish for some new music to listen to.

    Granted, someone gives you a Justin Bieber Boxset.

    I wish the devs would focus on the story content of the game for a season and not add another pointless grind.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, someone gives you a Justin Bieber Boxset.

    I wish the devs would focus on the story content of the game for a season and not add another pointless grind.

    Granted, but every story has to do with a Bajoran preach to you about the prophets and tells you stories about them (story content).

    I wish I had a wrist vibroknife.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but every story has to do with a Bajoran preach to you about the prophets and tells you stories about them (story content).

    I wish I had a wrist vibroknife.

    Granted. You make a mistake and cut off both of your arms.

    I wish that there was no ZEN exploit on the Facebooks, so that people would not get their account banned.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. You make a mistake and cut off both of your arms.

    I wish that there was no ZEN exploit on the Facebooks, so that people would not get their account banned.

    Granted, but now there's one on Twitter.

    I wish Ferengi would invade earth.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but now u must memorize the rules of acquisition and kiss the nagus' staff

    i wish my STO character would stop tapping in mid-air near the control panel
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but now u must memorize the rules of acquisition and kiss the nagus' staff

    i wish my STO character would stop tapping in mid-air near the control panel

    Granted, but now the control panel is floating in mid air so your character can reach it.

    I wish that all my ships leveled with me.
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  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but now the control panel is floating in mid air so your character can reach it.

    I wish that all my ships leveled with me.
    Granted, but your max level is now Lieutenant.

    I wish for telekinesis!
  • rblaher988rblaher988 Member Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    pwlaughingtrendy wrote: »
    Granted, but your max level is now Lieutenant.

    I wish for telekinesis!

    Granted, but it's only strong enough to move paper.

    I wish for a Chocolate chip muffin.
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  • empireofsteveempireofsteve Member Posts: 665 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rblaher988 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's only strong enough to move paper.

    I wish for a Chocolate chip muffin.

    Granted, but it only has one chocolate chip and contains large portion of Gorn meat.

    I wish for a new leg.
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  • bds007bds007 Member Posts: 114 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it is a Barbie plastic leg.

    I wish for the power of invisibility.
  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but your invisibility only lats for 5 seconds before its depleted forever


    i wish i could have an f-302 in star trek online
  • tylermaxwelltylermaxwell Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    i wish i could have an f-302 in star trek online

    Granted, but is a non-combat pet.

    I wish I had a Maserati.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but its full of lasanga's

    i wish i had a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but its full of lasanga's

    i wish i had a Lamborghini Veneno Roadster

    Granted, but you park it on double yellow lines so it gets towed away and crushed.

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    I wish I had a tow truck
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