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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted. It is now a tiger with a habit of trying to steal your food. Eventually, it gets your hand instead.

    I wish for something silly to happen.

    Granted, Jabba the Hutt farts in your face.

    I wish everything silly would happen.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, Jabba the Hutt farts in your face.

    I wish everything silly would happen.

    Granted, everyone in the world spontaneously gains a trilby.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, Jabba the Hutt farts in your face.

    I wish everything silly would happen.

    Granted, but a british soldier shuts this thread down for being rather much too silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NS7Gkv4NNA

    I wish I was the only bicycle repairman in a world of Supermans.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but the tree is filled with thousands of angry poisonous squirrels.

    I wish my cat had black and orange fur.

    Granted, but it only has orange and black fur.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted, but a british soldier shuts this thread down for being rather much too silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NS7Gkv4NNA

    I wish I was the only bicycle repairman in a world of Supermans.

    Granted, but nobody needs to repair their bicycles anymore.

    I wish I had an 800 pound gorilla as a body guard and it could never harm me.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted, everyone in the world spontaneously gains a trilby.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy.

    Granted. Your regime comes to an end with your asassination, shortly after, people start organizing the world back into independent nations like it was before you conquered it.

    I wish I could play Mario Kart IRL.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. Your regime comes to an end with your asassination, shortly after, people start organizing the world back into independent nations like it was before you conquered it.

    I wish I could play Mario Kart IRL.

    I wish that I had CaptainSmirk FOREVER!!!
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. Your regime comes to an end with your asassination, shortly after, people start organizing the world back into independent nations like it was before you conquered it.

    I wish I could play Mario Kart IRL.

    Granted. You keep getting hit with Blue Shells.


    I wish that I had a car.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. You keep getting hit with Blue Shells.


    I wish that I had a car.

    Granted. Mythbusters use it

    I wsh I was Terminator
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  • boonedocboonedoc Member Posts: 12 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. Mythbusters use it

    I wsh I was Terminator

    Granted you have been assigned to HR in the US post office and whilst firing someone you, yourself are terminated....

    I wish the server was up and running
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    boonedoc wrote: »
    Granted you have been assigned to HR in the US post office and whilst firing someone you, yourself are terminated....

    I wish the server was up and running

    Granted. It crashes forever 2 hours later

    I wish that I was Terminator mk2
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted. It crashes forever 2 hours later

    I wish that I was Terminator mk2

    Granted - but molten metal will never be your friend!

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    I wish I could kit bash a ship from any part of the STO game
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - but molten metal will never be your friend!

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    I wish I could kit bash a ship from any part of the STO game

    Granted, but then the server gets shut down indefinitely.

    I wish I had an 800 pound gorilla as a body guard and it could never harm me .
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  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then the server gets shut down indefinitely.

    I wish I had an 800 pound gorilla as a body guard and it could never harm me .

    Granted, but the gorilla kills you anyways, for stealing his bananas.

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    I wish for an official crossover with Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Rescue Bots, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. >=3
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    ricosakara wrote: »
    Granted, but the gorilla kills you anyways, for stealing his bananas.

    ***

    I wish for an official crossover with Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Rescue Bots, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. >=3

    Granted, but in this crossover the Decepticons win every single time and the Autobots and ponies are forced into slave labor.

    I wish ARC gave us free Mandalorian armor for all our characters.
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  • ghostsights28ghostsights28 Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Wish granted, but, now you have to wear pink armor while waving flowers infront of phasers set on WTF mode.

    I wish ARC would give us an actual useful website without the meter stating that we have no use for a "wannabe steam"...
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You go download Steam.

    I wish that STO had Steam Badges.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. You go download Steam.

    I wish that STO had Steam Badges.

    Granted, but they put a virus on your system

    I wish ARC wasn't going to be mandatory
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, but they put a virus on your system

    I wish ARC wasn't going to be mandatory

    Granted, but you better like Steam.

    I wish that Tetryons could also lower shield power when enemy shields are down already.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted, but you better like Steam.

    I wish that Tetryons could also lower shield power when enemy shields are down already.

    Granted, but then it heals them.

    I wish the Remans looked more like the ones in Nemesis.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then it heals them.

    I wish the Remans looked more like the ones in Nemesis.

    Granted. Everything else looks like Nemesis too.


    I wish for a better day.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. Everything else looks like Nemesis too.


    I wish for a better day.

    It turns better, just before you die painfully in a car crash

    I wish I was a Klingon
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    It turns better, just before you die painfully in a car crash

    I wish I was a Klingon

    Granted, you're the Duras Sisters' Helm officer, and this is Generations.

    I wish we had ship-specific abilities for all ships.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, you're the Duras Sisters' Helm officer, and this is Generations.

    I wish we had ship-specific abilities for all ships.

    Granted but they get instantly nerf'd at the start of season 9

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    I wish that the graphics glitch would get sorted
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted but they get instantly nerf'd at the start of season 9

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    I wish that the graphics glitch would get sorted

    Granted, but it now makes all in-game characters "dance" like Miley Cyrus.

    I wish my Gorn had a Godzilla mount.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but it now makes all in-game characters "dance" like Miley Cyrus.

    I wish my Gorn had a Godzilla mount.

    Granted and uncorrupted, but only if the rest of us can at least ride raptors.

    I wish there were Fleet upgrades to rep items or quest rewards.
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  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted and uncorrupted, but only if the rest of us can at least ride raptors.

    I wish there were Fleet upgrades to rep items or quest rewards.

    Granted. Turn in 250 Jem'Hadar Attack Ship requisition boxes to get 1 provisioning for this project.

    I wish that my little brother wasn't flying a rainbow ship at level 34.
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  • oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    rahmkota19 wrote: »
    Granted. Turn in 250 Jem'Hadar Attack Ship requisition boxes to get 1 provisioning for this project.

    I wish that my little brother wasn't flying a rainbow ship at level 34.

    Granted. Now he's flying a rainbow starter ship with Mk I gear at lvl 50.


    I wish it was a battle cloak (you had to be there :)).
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    oldschooldork wrote: »
    Granted. Now he's flying a rainbow starter ship with Mk I gear at lvl 50.


    I wish it was a battle cloak (you had to be there :)).

    Granted, but you get a live photon grenade shoved somewhere unpleasant for posting injokes.

    I wish for more detailed SFX options in this game.
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  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    aeonthehermit wrote: »
    Granted, but you get a live photon grenade shoved somewhere unpleasant for posting injokes.

    I wish for more detailed SFX options in this game.

    Granted but they are for phaser beams only and cause them to do only half the damage they once did.

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    I wish we could change colours and customise the captains quarters on our ships
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