Granted, but the droid shuts down the instant it sees you.
I wish for a wish that will not be corrupted. :P
This paradox nearly destroys the universe. But a supercomputer named Deep Thought is built to calculate everything needed to prevent the end of the universe. Everyone in the universe is instantly transported to a certain restaurant, meal pre-paid by depositing a penny per person and using the magic of compound interest. However, the tips weren't included in Deep Thought's calculations and you are forced to pay everyone's tips. It comes to 42 trillion dollars. Pay up.
This paradox nearly destroys the universe. But a supercomputer named Deep Thought is built to calculate everything needed to prevent the end of the universe. Everyone in the universe is instantly transported to a certain restaurant, meal pre-paid by depositing a penny per person and using the magic of compound interest. However, the tips weren't included in Deep Thought's calculations and you are forced to pay everyone's tips. It comes to 42 trillion dollars. Pay up.
I wish that Douglas Adams was still alive.
He is, but his writing goes bad. :P
I wish I had a Stargate.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but now beings from another dimension seek to end it all.
I wish SG-1 uses a P-90 at Ba'al's heads, stopping him from using Dakara.
Granted, but now his clone uses a stargate, a nuke and a black hole to open a wormhole to another dimension, triggering an invasion by the Goa'uld from thousands of other realities (and, consequently, thousands of Ba'als).
Granted, but now his clone uses a stargate, a nuke and a black hole to open a wormhole to another dimension, triggering an invasion by the Goa'uld from thousands of other realities (and, consequently, thousands of Ba'als).
I wish for inter-dimensional peace,
Davros will destroy REALITY ITSELF !!!!!
I wish for a fire.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
1 wish only and forever 1 wish humanity would be human :cool:
Redundancy detected. Humanity is already full of humans, imperfections and all. Redundancy corrected by assimilation into the Borg Collective. Prepare to be assimilated.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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This paradox nearly destroys the universe. But a supercomputer named Deep Thought is built to calculate everything needed to prevent the end of the universe. Everyone in the universe is instantly transported to a certain restaurant, meal pre-paid by depositing a penny per person and using the magic of compound interest. However, the tips weren't included in Deep Thought's calculations and you are forced to pay everyone's tips. It comes to 42 trillion dollars. Pay up.
I wish that Douglas Adams was still alive.
He is, but his writing goes bad. :P
I wish I had a Stargate.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but the Ori come through and subjugate us all through the worship of Origin.
Hallowed are the Ori.
I wish Britain had a PM who was better than David Cameron.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted (if you meant "better" as in "more competent"), but the new PM decides to conquer the world, ending humanity.
I wish the Ori failed to subjugate us. :P
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but now the Wraith have come to cull mankind.
I wish we could fix Anthropogenic Global Warming.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted, but now you're in an ice age.
I wish I had three ZPMs and Atlantis. :P
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but now the Goa'uld, led by Anubis, are able to use the weapon on Takara to wipe out all life on Earth via the Stargate. :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I wish for world peace.
Drat!
Granted, but now humanity is invaded by aliens.
I wish for Galactic Peace.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted, but now the galaxy is being invaded by aliens from another galaxy.
I wish Oma stopped Anubis before he could use the Dakara weapon. :cool:
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but now Ba'al going to use it instead. :P
I wish for inter-galactic peace.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Granted, but now beings from another dimension seek to end it all.
I wish SG-1 uses a P-90 at Ba'al's heads, stopping him from using Dakara.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but now his clone uses a stargate, a nuke and a black hole to open a wormhole to another dimension, triggering an invasion by the Goa'uld from thousands of other realities (and, consequently, thousands of Ba'als).
I wish for inter-dimensional peace,
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Davros will destroy REALITY ITSELF !!!!!
I wish for a fire.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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Granted. The entire world is now in flames.
I wish for The Doctor to stop Davros.
And maybe Captain John Sheridan.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Redundancy detected. Humanity is already full of humans, imperfections and all. Redundancy corrected by assimilation into the Borg Collective. Prepare to be assimilated.
I wish that the next lockbox was a Borg lockbox.
I wish for a ham sandwich.
...
I wish for world war.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, but it takes place on Frenginar.
I wish I had the same ablities as Vandal Savage.
You gain his immortality, but sadly, not his intelligence.
I wish I could fly.
......
I wish for a wish that will get corrupted.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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I wish for a puppy.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish SG-1 somehow stopped Ba'al's clones. :P
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
I wish my wish was corrupted
Granted. The wish changes shortly after being granted, but the new wish isn't granted.
Also, since you didn't corrupt my earlier wish, I wish that you are expelled from the thread. :P
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
I wish I had a pet sehlat (for real, not just in STO).
Granted, however the sehlat is an adult and eats you. :P
I wish I had an Asgard computer core.
Infinite possibilities have implications that could not be completely understood if you turned this entire universe into a giant supercomputer.
Granted, but its empty.
I wish for an Omega-Class Destroyer.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I wish I didn't have to do "Sphere of Influence" to get into the Dyson Sphere.