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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the stargate doesn't work and nobody in all the multiverses knows how to repair it.

    I wish I could be like Nate in Leverage. Minus the whole dead son part.
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    rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You now have a dead daughter.

    I wish for a root beer float.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. The root beer floats tauntingly over your head, permanently out of your reach.

    I wish I had wished for more wishes during a wish about a wish.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. The root beer floats tauntingly over your head, permanently out of your reach.

    I wish I had wished for more wishes during a wish about a wish.

    Granted, but your wish dispencer overloads and explodes in your face when it was trying to process your command you just said.

    I wish I had the intellect of Khan (without someone saying that he becomes an idiot).
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You are now perceived as a threat to humanity. You will now be placed in cryostasis and launched out into space.

    ...

    I wish that was actually possible.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. You are now perceived as a threat to humanity. You will now be placed in cryostasis and launched out into space.

    ...

    I wish that was actually possible.

    Granted, You are now perceived as a threat to humanity. You will now be placed in cryostasis and launched out into space. (no one said no recursion)

    I wish I was a professional trek author.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Unfortunately, everyone thought your first, and subsequently, last book, "Kirk is TRIBBLE", really sucked.

    I wish going into the music industry wasn't so expensive.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Unfortunately, everyone thought your book, "Kirk is TRIBBLE", really sucked.

    I wish going into the music industry wasn't so expensive.

    Granted, it isn't....in North Korea. As long as all your songs are about the Great Leader.

    I wish I could go to the Moon.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Too bad you didn't wish for oxygen.

    ...

    I wish I could breathe underwater.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    gofasternowgofasternow Member Posts: 1,390 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Too bad you didn't wish for oxygen.

    ...

    I wish I could breathe underwater.

    Granted. Sorry about being unable to breathe above water now.

    I wish I had a starship.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but its only a model.

    I wish I had a full size, working starship, I understood how it worked, it had an oxygen based atmosphere, artificial gravity, and only required a crew of one to run, that doesn't immediately get stolen when I get it.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Your new starship was made in China and will fall apart around you as you approach 0.5c.

    ...

    I wish I could crush mini-Q with a mallet instead of watching him zip back and forth between gift boxes.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but doing so eliminates your ability to complete the mission.

    I wish that I had a hanger bay on my Fleet Avenger. :D
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
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    scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    admiralnat wrote: »
    Granted, but doing so eliminates your ability to complete the mission.

    I wish that I had a hanger bay on my Fleet Avenger. :D

    Granted, but you're stuck with basic Peregrines.

    I wish political debates were solved by rap battles.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    scurry5 wrote: »
    Granted, but you're stuck with basic Peregrines.

    I wish political debates were solved by rap battles.

    Granted, but Obama sucks at rapping and Rush Limbaugh caughs up mucus when he tries to rap.


    I wish for klingon strength.
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    asphyxiaactualasphyxiaactual Member Posts: 24 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but Obama sucks at rapping and Rush Limbaugh caughs up mucus when he tries to rap.


    I wish for klingon strength.

    Granted. You get killed for looking at the chancellor the wrong way.

    I wish to live forever.
    We Are The Borg. Lower Your Shields And Surrender Your Ships. Your Technological And Biological Distinctiveness Will Be Added To Our Own. You Will Adapt Yourself To Service The Collective. Our Survival Is Your Survival. You Will Be Assimilated. Resistance Is Futile.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You get killed for looking at the chancellor the wrong way.

    I wish to live forever.

    Granted. Enjoy the centuries of human suffering.

    I wish humans could get along with each other.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now everybody is out to get you.

    ::::::::

    I would like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but they all hate you for being the teacher, and refuse to harmonize with you, making you the only out-of-tune person on the planet.

    I wish I had access to the IRL "console", i.e. if someone is about to mug me, I could open the console and activate god mode or noclip.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but they all hate you for being the teacher, and refuse to harmonize with you, making you the only out-of-tune person on the planet.

    I wish I had access to the IRL "console", i.e. if someone is about to mug me, I could open the console and activate god mode or noclip.

    Granted. But now you feel bad about being too chicken to use your new-found superpowers to fight crime.

    ...

    I wish Tony Stark would share his arc reactor technology.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. He has shared it with Perfect world (You know how that turns out).


    <<<<

    I wish to be invincible and undefeatable in every endeavor.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
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    admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but no one wants to let you rule Earth, so you either have to destroy everything to live in "peace" or do what everyone tells you to do in fear of human self extinction.
    scurry5 wrote: »
    Granted, but you're stuck with basic Peregrines.

    Actually, I'd be perfectly fine with that, as long as I don't lose anything to make up for the hanger.

    I wish I could have a hanger of [Hanger Bay - Elite Ultimate Annihilators] on my Avenger losing no stats to make up for it. :D
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But they all lack engines.

    I wish it was always this cold in Texas.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But they all lack engines.

    I wish it was always this cold in Texas.

    Granted, but now the Earth is frozen in time.

    I wish I had a space station.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but now the Earth is frozen in time.

    I wish I had a space station.

    Granted, but a small asteroid hits it and knocks it into a decaying orbit and eventually you crash lands in a park.


    I wish to be able to make people I don't like vanish out of existence.
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    rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Suddenly, you begin to strongly dislike yourself.

    I wish for a working holodeck.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    rooster707 wrote: »
    Granted. Suddenly, you begin to strongly dislike yourself.

    I wish for a working holodeck.

    Granted, but it works a little too well, and the characters become sentient and try to take over the world.

    I wish I had a space station...

    In high orbit... over the moon... with an escape pod.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But it has no life support system.

    I wish I had a rifle from the Q civil war.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it backfires when shot (consequently making both Alpha Centauris go supernova)

    I wish for that annoying bulky Enterprise from the new movies to get blow'd up. :D
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    Granted, but it backfires when shot (consequently making both Alpha Centauris go supernova)

    I wish for that annoying bulky Enterprise from the new movies to get blow'd up. :D

    Granted, but JJ Abrams just rips off Star Trek IV and they get a new one that's just as ugly.

    I wish everything in town wouldn't grind to a halt every time it snowed.
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