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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    I can't grant that wish because I did read that part. It was irony, because since it was now supposed to blow up, making it not blow up means it's no longer doing what it's supposed to. :P

    I wish my BC-304 had Asgard shields and beams so it could destroy the Hive ship before the Hive destroyed it.

    Granted, however ZPM-powered hives once crippled two such ships. I fail to see how that wish helps you.

    Well, the thing is, if it does what it's supposed to do without blowing up, then obviously, it can't be intended to blow up. :P

    I wish I was a Q.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, however ZPM-powered hives once crippled two such ships. I fail to see how that wish helps you.

    Well, the thing is, if it does what it's supposed to do without blowing up, then obviously, it can't be intended to blow up. :P

    I wish I was a Q.

    Granted. You are now Quinn.

    I wish I had 2 Asgard-upgraded BC-304s... with naquadah-enhanced nukes.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, u get the toy versions, which are easily breakable

    i wish for $5 bucks
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  • ricosakararicosakara Member Posts: 422 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u get the toy versions, which are easily breakable

    i wish for $5 bucks

    Granted, but someone manage to pick-pocket your $5 away from you before you can use it.

    I wish that Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" was real, so I could give her a big hug. =3
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. She gave you anthrax.

    ...

    I wish people would stop filling the thread with Stargate references.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. She gave you anthrax.

    ...

    I wish people would stop filling the thread with Stargate references.

    Granted. We'll start filling it with B5 references instead.

    I wish I had a Warlock-Class Destroyer.
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted. We'll start filling it with B5 references instead.

    I wish I had a Warlock-Class Destroyer.

    Oops the Minbari destroyed it.

    I wish for cake.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Oops the Minbari destroyed it.

    I wish for cake.

    Granted, but it's poisoned.

    I wish for two Warlock Destroyers and a Victory-Class Destroyer.
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  • armageddon771armageddon771 Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Unfortunately a Centauri Fleet destroys them and the earth

    I wish for a sonic screwdriver
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted.

    ... Oops, that's a sonic grenade. *apologizes, but can't be heard as the grenade explodes*

    I wish Stargate was called Starportal. :D
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted.

    ... Oops, that's a sonic grenade. *apologizes, but can't be heard as the grenade explodes*

    I wish Stargate was called Starportal. :D

    Granted, but it is now as ridiculous as "Wormhole Xtreme".

    I wish, I was a Changeling.
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but... you're melting!

    I wish my BOFFs would actually do their work so I wouldn't have to steer the ship.
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    rooster707 wrote: »
    Granted, but... you're melting!

    I wish my BOFFs would actually do their work so I wouldn't have to steer the ship.

    Granted, but they tutored under Deanna Troi.

    I wish I lived on Babylon 5.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but they tutored under Deanna Troi.

    I wish I lived on Babylon 5.
    Granted. You are now B5s janitor.

    I wish, I could actually grant wishes.
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  • astro2244astro2244 Member Posts: 623 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but they tutored under Deanna Troi.

    I wish I lived on Babylon 5.



    Granted, you live on the Babylon 5 which is a leaky rowboat in shark infested waters.




    I wish that The Master comes back to Doctor Who this year.
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but he comes back as a girl. (Actually, that might not be so bad!)

    I wish the Ponds would come back.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    rooster707 wrote: »
    Granted, but he comes back as a girl. (Actually, that might not be so bad!)

    I wish the Ponds would come back.

    Granted, but it is the last episode, they'll ever make. :(

    I wish someone would corrupt my last wish.
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the post was [REDACTED]

    I wish I could think of something funny to wish for.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    rooster707 wrote: »
    Granted, but the post was [REDACTED]

    I wish I could think of something funny to wish for.

    Granted, but now your internet connection is down and you can't post it.

    I wish the Star Trek Official Starships Collection was available in continental europe.
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now they only do one ship: the Obelisk Carrier.

    I wish I could get Assassin's Creed II.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but not for any game console you own.

    ...

    I wish my fanfic stories paid by the word.
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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted: but the mafia trace the money, and find your location, sending a hit sqaud after you.


    I wish the Daleks kill the doctor, and we get a series of Daleks destroying EVERYONE!!!!!!!
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ...including you.

    I wish DS9 had a better ending.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted: but the mafia trace the money, and find your location, sending a hit sqaud after you.


    I wish the Daleks kill the doctor, and we get a series of Daleks destroying EVERYONE!!!!!!!

    Granted, but then a nuclear submarine shot 20 nuclear warheads at them...tough luck.

    I wish for the powers of Q.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but then a nuclear submarine shot 20 nuclear warheads at them...tough luck.

    I wish for the powers of Q.

    Granted, but you abuse them in a way that forces several other Q to remove them.

    I wish I was in the Stargate universe.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but you abuse them in a way that forces several other Q to remove them.

    I wish I was in the Stargate universe.
    Granted, you are now a Goa'uld host.

    I wish I wasn't so damn lazy.
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  • sonnikkusonnikku Member Posts: 77 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now you're a private in the Marines in which they will beat that laziness right out of you.

    I wish I had a tactical focused Galaxy class starship.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sonnikku wrote: »
    Granted, but now you're a private in the Marines in which they will beat that laziness right out of you.

    I wish I had a tactical focused Galaxy class starship.

    Granted, but it's still junk.

    I wish the Tau'ri and the Tok'ra freed me from my Goa'uld.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it's still junk.

    I wish the Tau'ri and the Tok'ra freed me from my Goa'uld.
    Granted, but you are scarred for life from being a host.

    I wish for Ice Cream.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Granted, but you are scarred for life from being a host.

    I wish for Ice Cream.

    What kind of scarring?

    Granted, but it melted on the way from Dakara.

    I wish I was a good friend of the Free Jaffa.
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