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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Now everything only slows to a near halt. It moves, just veeerrrry slowly.

    I wish I had a tuba.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    skollulfr wrote: »
    granted, 'cept the last user was the picard from tng-recut

    i wish i could get kitbash ships ingame

    Granted, but they are the actual hard plastic models.

    I wish I could live an entire second life due to a probe launched by a society that hasn't mastered manned spaceflight but knows about the intricate workings of an alien mind.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but Picard kills you with a machine gun in that second life.

    I wish I had a working fully functional EV suit that I was able to get in and out of, had unlimited power supplies, and was indestructible and had a jetpack. And nobody could take it away and I keep it in a 10 foot thick iron, steel, and titanium safe that only I know the password for.
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
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    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but Picard kills you with a machine gun in that second life.

    I wish I had a working fully functional EV suit that I was able to get in and out of, had unlimited power supplies, and was indestructible and had a jetpack. And nobody could take it away and I keep it in a 10 foot thick iron, steel, and titanium safe that only I know the password for.

    Granted, but it was so expensive, you had to sell everything you owned for it. Now you have nothing but a working fully functional EV suit that you were able to get in and out of, had unlimited power supplies, and was indestructible and had a jetpack. And nobody could take it away and you keep it in a 10 foot thick iron, steel, and titanium safe that only you know the password for.

    I wish my shower wasn't malfunctioning
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, it now works but dumps sewage on you every time you turn it on.

    I wish I got that EV suit that I mentioned earlier for free.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, it now works but dumps sewage on you every time you turn it on.

    I wish I got that EV suit that I mentioned earlier for free.

    is this just an attempt to make it harder for us to corrupt it? Lame.


    You get your suit, but the free version has no air supply. (ha! you didn't say anything about the air supply.)

    I wish I had a million bars of gold pressed latinum.
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    timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    f9thaceshigh wrote: »
    is this just an attempt to make it harder for us to corrupt it? Lame.


    You get your suit, but the free version has no air supply. (ha! you didn't say anything about the air supply.)

    I wish I had a million bars of gold pressed latinum.

    Granted, but when you receive the latinum, it all falls on you and kills you.

    I wish the Omega Reputation gear was free.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now it sucks, and no one wants it, because the Jem'Hadar reputation set is WAAAAAY better.

    I wish I was better at understanding temporal mechanics.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. But you understand women even less than before.

    >>>

    I wish I was able to TRIBBLE gold bricks.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    (While the reply made me laugh, I don't understand women anyway, so that didn't really change anything. lol)

    Granted. The resulting pressure from overwhelming constipation caused by your system attempting to defecate gold bricks results in a very painful death. Then, looters tear up your body for the gold. :)

    I wish I could change any metal I wanted into any other metal at will.
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    fmgtorres1979fmgtorres1979 Member Posts: 1,327 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    (While the reply made me laugh, I don't understand women anyway, so that didn't really change anything. lol)

    Granted. The resulting pressure from overwhelming constipation caused by your system attempting to defecate gold bricks results in a very painful death. Then, looters tear up your body for the gold. :)

    I wish I could change any metal I wanted into any other metal at will.

    Option 1:
    Granted. But Will leaves.

    Option2:
    Granted, but you no long want to change metals into other metals. You lost the will.



    I wish that if someone corrupts my wish, it reverts back to it's original state.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Enjoy your paradox.

    ...

    I wish the pet baby raptors were combat pets.
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    voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Enjoy your paradox.

    ...

    I wish the pet baby raptors were combat pets.

    Granted. Unfortunately the cytoplasm in their cells is actually nitroglycerin.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
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    fmgtorres1979fmgtorres1979 Member Posts: 1,327 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    voporak wrote: »
    Granted. Unfortunately the cytoplasm in their cells is actually nitroglycerin.

    I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

    Granted. Your wish just accepted a bribe! :P


    I wish you a merry Christmas!
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    chrisbrown12009chrisbrown12009 Member Posts: 790 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    fmgtorres1979 wrote: »
    Granted. Your wish just accepted a bribe! :P


    I wish you a merry Christmas!

    granted but no happy new year.


    I wish to have a White Star, IN GAME, without grinding, that isnt too OP or useless, with gear that enables all it abilities.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but a giant Godzilla foot crushes you

    i wish STO wasn't so good
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but a giant Godzilla foot crushes you

    i wish STO wasn't so good

    Granted. It is now owned by EA, who butcher the game until all they leave it is its Bones.

    I wish my computer was able to smoothly run post-LoR STO without lag or BSOD after a couple of hours.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but it then jets out assimilation tubules at u and u turn grey

    i wish i could turn a corner and be shocked by michael dorn saying "i am a klingon" (as per ST:FC)
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it then jets out assimilation tubules at u and u turn grey

    i wish i could turn a corner and be shocked by michael dorn saying "i am a klingon" (as per ST:FC)

    Granted, but he kills you with a Bat'leth.

    I wish I could use the force.
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    armageddon771armageddon771 Member Posts: 36 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted but your so shocked at seeing him you don't react when he stabs you in the heart with his d'k tang

    I wish I had a fully functional and not broken transporter

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    Granted you can use the force but one minute after you lean to use it you appear on Alderaan when it explodes
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    skollulfr wrote: »
    granted, but its now in the 20th century without a power source and they dont use electric.

    starwars is getting a committee to decide what is conon or not to make a coherent narritive out of the franchise.
    --- i wish star trek was getting the same.

    Granted. They decide JJ Trek is canon.

    I wish I had a plane.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but it's a two dimensional surface

    i wish admiral leonard could pronounce "klingon" correctly
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but it's a two dimensional surface

    i wish admiral leonard could pronounced "klingon" correctly

    Granted, but he does it in a weird accent.

    I wish I had a money printing machine that was legal.
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    artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but he does it in a weird accent.

    I wish I had a money printing machine that was legal.

    It only does Zimbabian Dollars.

    I wish I had the Dyson ships already :D.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,762 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    granted, but they only fly backwards

    i wish i was a klingot
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but no one else can understand you, because you're always talking about wibbly-wobbly, timey-whimey stuff.

    I wish I had a time machine.
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    supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but it has a maximum range of 2 minutes back and forth.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of beer.
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    oldschooldorkoldschooldork Member Posts: 426 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted, but it has a maximum range of 2 minutes back and forth.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of beer.


    Granted, but it's non-alcoholic beer.

    I wish I was 25 years younger (I'm 48).
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