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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but its empty.

    I wish for an Omega-Class Destroyer.

    Granted, but enemies soon destroy it.

    I wish my Asgard core wasn't empty.

    Edit: Your wish was granted by Cryptic already. I can't corrupt it, only explain that you can skip the mission. :P
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I wish I was a changling.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Enjoy your cell in Facility 4028!

    ...

    I wish for a million bars of gold-pressed latinum.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Enjoy your cell in Facility 4028!

    ...

    I wish for a million bars of gold-pressed latinum.

    Granted, but your latinum gets stolen by ferengi pirates and mercenaries and they take you away and experiment on you then sell your body parts on ferenginar.

    I wish for a ferengi energy whip that actually worked.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but your latinum gets stolen by ferengi pirates and mercenaries and they take you away and experiment on you then sell your body parts on ferenginar.

    I wish for a ferengi energy whip that actually worked.

    Granted, but it quickly malfunctions.

    Why does nobody ever corrupt my wishes...

    I wish my Asgard core also featured an Asgard transporter.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it quickly malfunctions.

    Why does nobody ever corrupt my wishes...

    I wish my Asgard core also featured an Asgard transporter.

    Granted, but the Borg assimilate it.

    I wish I had a Daedalus.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but the Borg assimilate it.

    I wish I had a Daedalus.

    Granted, but it's wiped out by a ZPM-powered Wraith hive.

    I wish I had the opportunity to build a BC-304 of my own and jump to hyperspace with the core before the Borg arrived.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but it's wiped out by a ZPM-powered Wraith hive.

    I wish I had the opportunity to build a BC-304 of my own and jump to hyperspace with the core before the Borg arrived.

    Granted, but while you are in hyperspace your navigation computer glitches out and your ship flies through a star.

    I wish I had a disruptor with unlimited energy.
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    zidanetribalzidanetribal Member Posts: 220 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but while you are in hyperspace your navigation computer glitches out and your ship flies through a star.

    I wish I had a disruptor with unlimited energy.

    The disruptor has no trigger.

    I wish for something completely innocuous to throw at the next poster.
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    scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    zidanetribal wrote: »
    The disruptor has no trigger.

    I wish for something completely innocuous to throw at the next poster.

    You have it, but you drop it on your own foot instead.

    I wish for rainbow phasers.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Here you go, but they're only 2/3rds as effective as normal phasers.

    ...

    I'll have a Coke.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You are given a large figurine of Justin Bieber with which to throw at me. Unfortunatey for you I am composed of rubber and you are covered in glue.

    I wish to become the next Hollywood heart throb.
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    ct2060ct2060 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I grant your wish. But your hart throbs so hard it explodes.


    I wish to be a pie.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted, but while you are in hyperspace your navigation computer glitches out and your ship flies through a star.

    I wish I had a disruptor with unlimited energy.

    I believe Stargate hyperdrives don't work that way. Sorry. :P

    Granted, but you're my favorite sort of pie and I eat you.

    I wish I stumbled upon a series of undamaged puddle jumpers. :)
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    I believe Stargate hyperdrives don't work that way. Sorry. :P

    Granted, but you're my favorite sort of pie and I eat you.

    I wish I stumbled upon a series of undamaged puddle jumpers. :)

    Granted, but as a result of your clumsiness, you now have a broken arm and ankle.

    Come on, you practically GAVE me that one!

    I wish I had a Starfury.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. It's a model.

    I wish I could sleep.
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    cruzistcruzist Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    centersolace wrote: »
    Granted. It's a model.

    I wish I could sleep.


    Granted, but you have xxxxxx dreams of Wesley Crusher.

    I wish for a replicator build in in my pc.
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    collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but all it replicates are Wesley Crusher action figures.

    I wish I had my own runabout with unlimited fuel supplies.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but as a result of your clumsiness, you now have a broken arm and ankle.

    Come on, you practically GAVE me that one!

    I wish I had a Starfury.

    Uhhh... how did I give it to you? :confused:

    Granted, but it soon breaks free and replicates. You now have a replicator infestation. :P

    After all, you didn't specify it had to be a ST replicator... :D

    I wish I found a group of Niam's Asurans. :P

    Edit in response to ninja posting: Granted, but it can't move.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Uhhh... how did I give it to you? :confused:

    Granted, but it soon breaks free and replicates. You now have a replicator infestation. :P

    After all, you didn't specify it had to be a ST replicator... :D

    I wish I found a group of Niam's Asurans. :P

    Edit in response to ninja posting: Granted, but it can't move.

    You wished you'd 'stumbled' upon some puddle jumpers. Get it?

    Granted, but Mr Wolsey soon spaces them via the stargate.

    I wish I had a jumpgate and a White Star.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    You wished you'd 'stumbled' upon some puddle jumpers. Get it?

    Granted, but Mr Wolsey soon spaces them via the stargate.

    I wish I had a jumpgate and a White Star.

    I see.

    Granted, but somebody blows you up.

    I wish the Asurans didn't hold a grudge when I recovered them. :P
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    I see.

    Granted, but somebody blows you up.

    I wish the Asurans didn't hold a grudge when I recovered them. :P

    Granted, but Wolsey spaces them anyway, because he's Wolsey.

    I wish my White Star didn't get blown up.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but Wolsey spaces them anyway, because he's Wolsey.

    I wish my White Star didn't get blown up.

    Granted, but I have it now, and I won't give it to you unless you stop calling him Wolsey. :P

    I wish Woolsey stopped spacing the Asurans when I recovered them, and that they didn't hold a grudge.
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    philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited February 2014
    The Cardinal (Wolsey) sneers, spaces one more Asuran, and then time travels back to the court of Henry VIII. He has "work" to do and it can't be done in the 25th Century.

    I wish that ships (that cost Lobi) could be bought with dil. or EC.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    The Cardinal (Wolsey) sneers, spaces one more Asuran, and then time travels back to the court of Henry VIII. He has "work" to do and it can't be done in the 25th Century.

    I wish that ships (that cost Lobi) could be bought with dil. or EC.

    Granted, but everything that made them worth lobi is now gone, and they're tied to a rep system.

    I wish I realised it was Mr 'Woolsey', not 'Wolsey', a day ago.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    You did, but you kept spelling his name wrong anyway.

    ...

    I wish I had Doc Brown's DeLorean time machine.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but everything that made them worth lobi is now gone, and they're tied to a rep system.

    I wish I realised it was Mr 'Woolsey', not 'Wolsey', a day ago.

    Granted, but you are transported to an alternate reality where it is in fact Wolsey instead of Woolsey. :P

    Gah, ninja. Granted, but it gets run over by a train.

    I wish I had fixed Project Arcturus so it did what it was supposed to do without blowing up.
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    You did, but you kept spelling his name wrong anyway.

    ...

    I wish I had Doc Brown's DeLorean time machine.

    Granted, but it's missing the flux capacitor.

    EDIT: Ninja'd! Granted, but it's purpose is changed so it is SUPPOSED to blow up! :P

    I wish I had a BC-304, complete with F-302 squadrons.
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    dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    ryan218 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's missing the flux capacitor.

    EDIT: Ninja'd! Granted, but it's purpose is changed so it is SUPPOSED to blow up! :P

    I wish I had a BC-304, complete with F-302 squadrons.

    Granted, but a ZPM-powered Wraith hive blows it up.

    I wish you had remembered to read the bit where it said "without blowing up." :P
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    ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    Granted, but a ZPM-powered Wraith hive blows it up.

    I wish you had remembered to read the bit where it said "without blowing up." :P

    I can't grant that wish because I did read that part. It was irony, because since it was now supposed to blow up, making it not blow up means it's no longer doing what it's supposed to. :P

    I wish my BC-304 had Asgard shields and beams so it could destroy the Hive ship before the Hive destroyed it.
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