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The Order of the Teacup

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Buckler wrote:
    Loyal Olaf tends the burner proper. Dagmar primps the mighty Teacup. Hush. Hush. " I will sip thy brown nector", declares our Lord Sinensis. In a graceful slurp, the urn is drained. Impossible, but it is so. Royal nap time resumes, Dagmar attending.

    Good gracious!!! How did this man get into the Tower undetected?!? :eek:
    *remembers that K'raq is still on vacation*
    Oh right....... :confused:
    Well, I suppose you can stay....... Just don't break it!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Buckler wrote:
    Loyal Olaf tends the burner proper. Dagmar primps the mighty Teacup. Hush. Hush. " I will sip thy brown nector", declares our Lord Sinensis. In a graceful slurp, the urn is drained. Impossible, but it is so. Royal nap time resumes, Dagmar attending.

    He sipped from the one true holy teacup!?! GUARDS! Arrest him and throw him in the dungeons! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Antagonist- "Uhh...Uhhh....hmmmm....Enemia, knock em' both out..I may be able to make use of this yet!"
    Enemia- "Sure thing, boss!"
    *Enemia Motions to Shell to knock them out*
    Shell- "Purr? Grrrr..."
    *Shell Motions for Minioneer to knock them out*
    Minioneer- "Sigh....wait, Sir, i believe that your antago-lance has a stun function...Couldn't you just use that?
    Antagonist- "Oh ya...hehe, wish i'd remembered that earlier...hey, where'd they go?"
    suspense music

    *Both MGDawsons have raided the Antagonists weapon labs &supply closets and took the new Ray-guns, mk 3 time machine and miniature Mug-land explosives*

    [looks at camera] Hey, we don't have the option of using Teacup land made weaponry! And this time-machine will come in handy!
    *MGDawsons return to the scene of action*

    OK Antagonist, the jig is up!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *arrives at the throne room and waits for the king's announcement.*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    *arrives at the throne room and waits for the king's announcement.*

    *looks around at Teska and Mizarone* Just you two? Pah.

    Everyone else will be sad they missed this announcement. I'll give them 10 more minutes then I'm making it without them! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *looks around at Teska and Mizarone* Just you two? Pah.

    Everyone else will be sad they missed this announcement. I'll give them 10 more minutes then I'm making it without them! :eek:

    *MGDawson#1 briefly jitters*

    *MGDawson#2 throws an explosive from the Balcony and lands at the Antagonists feet. It then doesn't explode, but instead releases sleeping gas*

    in reaility, he activates the time machine, travelling back 3 hours, and then his teaphone to take him outside the King's room, then time travels to about 5 minutes before the announcement

    Sorry I'm late Majesty. Important things to atttend to!

    [[for those who won't notice, you'll note that only one MGDawson has time-traveled, and that he hasn't disappeared from the Antagonists Lair. This is becuase MGDawson#1 then time travels back after the announcement back to the correct time, though doesn't get it quite right, hence the jittering]]
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    *MGDawson#1 briefly jitters*
    [sic]
    [[for those who won't notice, you'll note that only one MGDawson has time-traveled, and that he hasn't disappeared from the Antagonists Lair. This is becuase MGDawson#1 then time travels back after the announcement back to the correct time, though doesn't get it quite right, hence the jittering]]

    I would thought you need to cut back on the caffeine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    suspense music

    *Both MGDawsons have raided the Antagonists weapon labs &supply closets and took the new Ray-guns, mk 3 time machine and miniature Mug-land explosives*

    [looks at camera] Hey, we don't have the option of using Teacup land made weaponry! And this time-machine will come in handy!
    *MGDawsons return to the scene of action*

    OK Antagonist, the jig is up!
    Antagonist- "Nooo! My new Explosion-ray!...and my time machine! and....wait, those mug-land explosives aren't mine....huh, must have bought them and forgotten about them..."
    Enemia- "Boss, good to see nothing around here has changed!"
    Minioneer- "Im assuming you want your old job back? I cant imagine why...."
    Shell- "Purru!"
    Antagonist- "Glad to see we're all back together! now, lets take down this guy...or guys, as the case may be"
    Shell- "Purr!
    Enemia- "Your move, boss!"
    Minioneer- "Sigh....here we go again...."
    Antagonist- "Ha-HA! we outnumber you, MGDawsons!"

    *They get hit by the sleeping gas, Shell and Minioneer, being immune, dragging the others away in the confusion*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *MGDawsons sneakily apply their gasmasks too*
    *MGDawson#1 fires the explosion ray and destroys the Antagonist's statue*

    Oh well.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ok the announcement...

    *looks at his notepad, obviously having forgotten what he was going to say* Ah yes....

    I'm going to stand down as King as of right now. Queen Teska will now be incharge of Teacup Land. *produces a ruby encrusted crown* This is for you. :eek:

    *climbs off the throne so Teska can use it*

    That's it, announcement over.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ok the announcement...

    *looks at his notepad, obviously having forgotten what he was going to say* Ah yes....

    I'm going to stand down as King as of right now. Queen Teska will now be incharge of Teacup Land. *produces a ruby encrusted crown* This is for you. :eek:

    *climbs off the throne so Teska can use it*

    That's it, announcement over.

    Hold the phone! Your abstaining!!???! :eek::eek:

    What will you do now?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hold the phone! Your abstaining!!???! :eek::eek:

    What will you do now?

    I plan to spend my days wandering Teacup Land, gardening. I will also make myself available to Queen Teska as an advisor, of course.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ok the announcement...

    *looks at his notepad, obviously having forgotten what he was going to say* Ah yes....

    I'm going to stand down as King as of right now. Queen Teska will now be incharge of Teacup Land. *produces a ruby encrusted crown* This is for you. :eek:

    *climbs off the throne so Teska can use it*

    That's it, announcement over.

    :eek::eek::eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    You could always refuse the job!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    You could always refuse the job!

    I'm sure Antagonist would LOVE to take it!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    You could always refuse the job!

    She can't!

    There is only two other people of the same rank as Teska and Kraq is on Holiday and the first Royal Duke of Teacup Land is still missing after his first trip to the province of Zekunda. No idea where he went.

    But if she does refuse, I'd have to find somebody worthy of taking the crown and forming a symbiotic relationship with the Holy Teacup.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    You could always refuse the job!
    She can't!

    There is only two other people of the same rank as Teska and Kraq is on Holiday and the first Royal Duke of Teacup Land is still missing after his first trip to the province of Zekunda. No idea where he went.

    But if she does refuse, I'd have to find somebody worthy of taking the crown and forming a symbiotic relationship with the Holy Teacup.

    It's not that I'm refusing, it's just that Teacup Land won't be the same without Trebort as King :(:(:(:(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Anyway, I have....em....things to do.....
    *bows to the king (and future queen) and leaves the room, and a load thud is heard as Matt bangs his head up against the wall*
    *sigh*
    *gets out time machine, travels 16 hours back, teleports using the teaphone, then time travels to the correct time to "jitter" in the Antagonists lab*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    It's not that I'm refusing, it's just that Teacup Land won't be the same without Trebort as King :(:(:(:(

    Ah well.... heres your crown. *hands it to her* and the keys *hands them over* the executive passcard for the VIP Spa *hands that over* swipe card for the war room *hands it over* and a packet of gummy bears I found down the back of the throne *hands them over*

    Good Luck!

    *wanders off to pack his bags*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ah well.... heres your crown. *hands it to her* and the keys *hands them over* the executive passcard for the VIP Spa *hands that over* swipe card for the war room *hands it over* and a packet of gummy bears I found down the back of the throne *hands them over*

    Good Luck!

    *wanders off to pack his bags*

    *wakes up*

    I have a feeling something really, really unexpected just happened!!:eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *wakes up*

    I have a feeling something really, really unexpected just happened!!:eek:

    GOTCHA!

    *Both MGDawsons put a large sack over the Antagonist and tie him up in it*
    *MGDawson#1 activates his teleporter on his teaphone and they appear in the Monarchs room*

    What would you have me do with the Antagonist, Majesty?
    *string tying bag is slit and the Antagonist emerges out of it*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    GOTCHA!

    *Both MGDawsons put a large sack over the Antagonist and tie him up in it*
    *MGDawson#1 activates his teleporter on his teaphone and they appear in the Monarchs room*

    What would you have me do with the Antagonist, Majesty?
    *string tying bag is slit and the Antagonist emerges out of it*

    *along with Minioneer, Enemia, and Shell*

    Antagonist- "Gah! It was so stuffy in there!"
    Enemia(just waking up)- "errrgh....(Looks over at Dawsons)...we didn't....did we?"
    Minioneer- "Sigh...I should be used to this kind of thing by now...."
    *Shell Growls at the Dawsons*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ah well.... heres your crown. *hands it to her* and the keys *hands them over* the executive passcard for the VIP Spa *hands that over* swipe card for the war room *hands it over* and a packet of gummy bears I found down the back of the throne *hands them over*

    Good Luck!

    *wanders off to pack his bags*

    Oh dear...... :confused::(:confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ah well.... heres your crown. *hands it to her* and the keys *hands them over* the executive passcard for the VIP Spa *hands that over* swipe card for the war room *hands it over* and a packet of gummy bears I found down the back of the throne *hands them over*

    Good Luck!

    *wanders off to pack his bags*

    *realizes that Teska probably does not know of his employement*

    Eh, Trebort, you wouldn't mind telling Teska of the fact that I'm your agent inside Antagonist's organization, would you? I wouldn't want to be arrested... and could I have a badge?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *realizes that Teska probably does not know of his employement*

    Eh, Trebort, you wouldn't mind telling Teska of the fact that I'm your agent inside Antagonist's organization, would you? I wouldn't want to be arrested... and could I have a badge?

    Oh no, I did hear of that, and yes, you may have a badge :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Oh no, I did hear of that, and yes, you may have a badge :)

    He also needs a license to explode things
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Oh no, I did hear of that, and yes, you may have a badge :)

    Thank you, your royal highness. *bows*
    mizarone wrote: »
    He also needs a license to explode things

    Oh boy! *twirls non-radio mustache excitedly*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    He also needs a license to explode things

    Whatever for? :confused:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Whatever for? :confused:

    In case I have to explode something while in the Antagonist's employ to preserve my cover.

    While you deliberate, I must get back to work.

    *disappears, appears near Antagonist*

    What's the situation, boss?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    In case I have to explode something while in the Antagonist's employ to preserve my cover.

    What he said. However, he will still be prohibited from exploding the entire castle (if he needs to blow up a wall or something, he should be able to do that) and TeaCupLand's nature preserves.
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