Hmmmm.......Krent has an intriguing and thoroughly devious idea, however MaxSpock does make a good point........
Perhaps we could add a pair of shoes with itching powder in them? It would be fun to watch Antagonist run around in a clown suit with no shoes:rolleyes:
*walks by*
To think that someone had the nerve to give me a tuxedo when i had already built my own! I swear...guess i had to accept it...stupid politeness..
*notices teska*
Ahh...hmmm....why hello there, Te....no, that wont do.....good afternoon, my quee.....no, that's no good...hmmm...ah ha! Cower before me, weakling!
*While Teska is confused, Enemia sneaks up behind her and knocks her out with Shell*
Hehehe....And now, to the Antago-Chapel! Mwehehehe!
*Heads to the Antago-Chapel, not realizing he is wearing a tracking device*
*walks by*
To think that someone had the nerve to give me a tuxedo when i had already built my own! I swear...guess i had to accept it...stupid politeness..
*notices teska*
Ahh...hmmm....why hello there, Te....no, that wont do.....good afternoon, my quee.....no, that's no good...hmmm...ah ha! Cower before me, weakling!
*While Teska is confused, Enemia sneaks up behind her and knocks her out with Shell*
Hehehe....And now, to the Antago-Chapel! Mwehehehe!
*Heads to the Antago-Chapel, not realizing he is wearing a tracking device*
*wakes up from where Antagonist left her after Enemia knocked her out and sees the wedding party entering the chapel in the distance*
Ooo!!!!! Antagonist is getting married??? I love weddings!!!!!!
*sneaks after them so she can observe the wedding from the balcony undisturbed*
*wakes up from where Antagonist left her after Enemia knocked her out and sees the wedding party entering the chapel in the distance*
Ooo!!!!! Antagonist is getting married??? I love weddings!!!!!!
*sneaks after them so she can observe the wedding from the balcony undisturbed*
*A robot immediately grabs her, escorts her down the ise, and puts her feet in a pair of concrete shoes next to the Antagonist.*
Hologram of Villiadevious, sister of the Antagonist(From Audience)- "Oooo, she looks rich! You know how to pick 'em, brother!"
Hologram of Demovile, uncle of the Antagonist- "Shame you can't do this on family property! Our warehouse hasnt seen an involuntary wedding in two generations!"
Minioneer(clearing his throat)- "Ahem....Sigh, we are gathered here today to celebrate the most-definitely illegal, forced union between this fair princess/acting queen, and this...mentally unstable imp"
Antagonist- "Hey! And why aren't you using my abridged version"
Minioneer- "That one wouldnt work legally, sir...sigh..."
*air support drop hot marshmellows everywhere, and Teska is lifted away by one of the airships*
Antagonist, we're claiming what's ours!
* Both MGDawsons fire their teacup heat rays at various members of the Antagonists gathering*
Antagonist- "I havent lost yet...those aren't just concrete shoes that Teska's wearing...They're magnetic!"
*Presses a button on his lance, and the magnets activate, attatching Teska firmly to the ground*
Antagonist- "Hurry up, Minioneer!"
*Dodges a Heat ray*
Minioneer- "Sigh....do you, Antagoon or whatever your real name is, take Teska to be your forcefully wedded wife?"
Antagonist- "Yes, sure I do, ya, get on with it"
Minioneer- "Ahem...and do you, Teska...well, sigh...i suppose you really dont have any say in this. terribly sorry....Sigh...I now pronounce you--"
*a massive explosion rocks the room, and a strange figure repels in through a hole in the roof*
*pulls out an exploso-ray gun from Antagonist's base, and returns fire on the airships*
Hurry up, boss!
*intentionally misses, but adds an occasional glancing blow here and there for reality's sake. cripples one airship, but it can still fly*
Antagonist- "Geez, Learn to aim! I mean, you are my double agent; you should be trained in this...although, i cant help but think that i should be the one training you...now, who is that mysterious figure who interrupted my wedding!?"
*A Figure wearing a ridiculously frilly outfit and a pirate hat emerges from the shadows*
Pirate Queen- "Does anyone else here find it odd that he can afford a wedding, yet cant pay off his debt to me?"
Antagonist- "Uh oh....This is about how i plundered your booty, isnt it...(looks at audience) and no, i dont mean it in that way...although that...might also be true...*Eyes shift side to side*"
The Pirate Queen- "You stole my money and you never call! And now you're making cheap pirate puns and getting married to this....ugly human!*(Looks at Teska with disgust) "
Antagonist- "Hey, its only for the money!"
Pirate Queen- "I thought you wanted my money! And now you're after some human girl's money?"
Antagonist- "Wait, look, once i marry her, ill become king, and then ill...uhhh....legalize polygamy!"
Pirate Queen- "I'm the Pirate Queen remember? You would have become king if you married me you know!
Antagonist- "Well...uhh...Wait, you blew up my secret Tea River Lair, didnt you?? That was the one base I had that never got comepletely destroyed! and you went and obliterated it with all your pirate friends didnt you....you could've just slashed my tires or keyed my car, but nooooo, you had to destroy my secret base! How did you even find the base? I bet that two-timing King Mocha told you didn't he??"
Pirate Queen- "Serves you right for sinking my battleship"
Antagonist- "That was one time...and it was an accident! I was trying to upgrade the cannons; how was i supposed to know the new ammunition would explode in the barrel?"
Pirate Queen- "Same thing"
Antagonist- "Except yours wasn't an accident!"
Pirate Queen- "How was i supposed to know overloading your generator would destroy your base?"
Antagonist- "Alrght, now you're just being childish"
*A small blue and white trashcan shaped robot (that shall not be named due to legal reasons) bleeps angrily at the really bad pun*
*an unnamed extra guest runs up*
Oh look!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's R-
*is struck down by lightning from heaven, leaving nothing but Geroge Lucas' signature burned into the floor*
:eek::eek::eek:
Oh look!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's R-
*is struck down by lightning from heaven, leaving nothing but Geroge Lucas' signature burned into the floor*
:eek::eek::eek:
:eek:
*puts feet-in-concrete Teska on trolley and attempts to wheel away slowly*
Shhh! :cool:
*Stops his arguement with the Pirate Queen for one second*
Antagonist- "Oh no you dont! Ill just freeze her in carboni--*the angel Gabriel taps his foot impatiently* err...i guess i wont freeze her in...umm...unnamed materiel...and just pretend i didn't notice*Turns to Gabriel* cant believe Lucas bought you guys out. things must be terrible up there"
*Stops his arguement with the Pirate Queen for one second*
Antagonist- "Oh no you dont! Ill just freeze her in carboni--*the angel Gabriel taps his foot impatiently* err...i guess i wont freeze her in...umm...unnamed materiel...and just pretend i didn't notice*Turns to Gabriel* cant believe Lucas bought you guys out. things must be terrible up there"
Gabriel- "You have no idea...."
Hey, Gabe, what's up? You on for an STF tonight?
*teleports teska to safety before she is encased in frozen carbon.*
*With the queen safe, Both MGDawsons teleport away as well, and join Teska, and start to attempt to remove the concrete her feet are encased in*
Antagonist- "No, wait! Don't leave me with her!! (Looks at the pirate queen)"
Pirate Queen- "You're coming with me, imp!"
*The Pirate Queen grabs the Antagonist and warps away, Leaving Minioneer, Enemia, and Shell behind in the ruined chapel*
Antagonist- "No, wait! Don't leave me with her!! (Looks at the pirate queen)"
Pirate Queen- "You're coming with me, imp!"
*The Pirate Queen grabs the Antagonist and warps away, Leaving Minioneer, Enemia, and Shell behind in the ruined chapel*
*Follows the Angtagonist to the Pirate Queen's ship. He then knocks out one of the pirates that will be guarding the antagonist and tosses him overboard. Mizarone then disguises him self, blending in perfectly.*
*the First Mate walks up right after this takes place*
Hey! You there! What's going on?! *Looks overboard*
Looks like he couldn't handle Cookie's cooking. Want me to rescue him?
First Mate: Don't bother. He's not worthy of being part of this crew if he can't handle Cookie's cooking.
*Follows the Angtagonist to the Pirate Queen's ship. He then knocks out one of the pirates that will be guarding the antagonist and tosses him overboard. Mizarone then disguises him self, blending in perfectly.*
*the First Mate walks up right after this takes place*
Hey! You there! What's going on?! *Looks overboard*
Looks like he couldn't handle Cookie's cooking. Want me to rescue him?
First Mate: Don't bother. He's not worthy of being part of this crew if he can't handle Cookie's cooking.
*watches from the crow's nest, where he is hiding*
*wanders through the throne room on his way to the kitchen, the Former King and his not so royal mutt are going for a snack*
*Meanwhile, in the sinister Pirate Queen's flying galleon, The Lasting Impact, the Antagonist, not knowing that one of the guards in front of him is actually Mirazone in disguise, attempts to make conversation about politics*
Antagonist- "so...Pirate guy...you think prince bogglesworth is still, you know, a prince? I mean, technically, if Trebort steps down, bogglesworth should be the heir, right? but, if Trebort names Teska the heir instead, does that mean bogglesworth is stripped of his title? Or will he take over when Teska dies? i mean...is he the prince in relation to the throne or the individual? So is he Teacupland's Prince or Trebort's Prince?"
Pirate 1- "I don't really know if it matters, as long as my job at the gift-shop is safe"
Antagonist- "Well, excuse me, i just dont understand Monarchies all that well--wait, what was that? If i didn't know better, id say that you were--"
*Romublonde, disguised as a pirate, winks and knocks out the other guard, not knowing that its Mirazone in disguise, and opens the cell*
Antagonist- "Romublonde! My botched attempt at a replacement for Minioneer before you betrayed me to work for Mocha who you betrayed to teacupland for alcohol and a minimum wage job as a cashier! How have you been? no wait, why are you rescuing me?"
Romublonde- "Long story, likely would go over the max words-per-post thing."
Antagonist- "Huh, well, good enough for me. before you destroy the ship and everything, we might want to figure out where they were taking me in the first place...if i know pirate, they're always heading towards something involving treasure or plunder; i just happen to be in the market for both of those! Mwehehehe..."
*Meanwhile, in the sinister Pirate Queen's flying galleon, The Lasting Impact, the Antagonist, not knowing that one of the guards in front of him is actually Mirazone in disguise, attempts to make conversation about politics*
Antagonist- "so...Pirate guy...you think prince bogglesworth is still, you know, a prince? I mean, technically, if Trebort steps down, bogglesworth should be the heir, right? but, if Trebort names Teska the heir instead, does that mean bogglesworth is stripped of his title? Or will he take over when Teska dies? i mean...is he the prince in relation to the throne or the individual? So is he Teacupland's Prince or Trebort's Prince?"
Pirate 1- "I don't really know if it matters, as long as my job at the gift-shop is safe"
Antagonist- "Well, excuse me, i just dont understand Monarchies all that well--wait, what was that? If i didn't know better, id say that you were--"
*Romublonde, disguised as a pirate, winks and knocks out the other guard, not knowing that its Mirazone in disguise, and opens the cell*
Antagonist- "Romublonde! My botched attempt at a replacement for Minioneer before you betrayed me to work for Mocha who you betrayed to teacupland for alcohol and a minimum wage job as a cashier! How have you been? no wait, why are you rescuing me?"
Romublonde- "Long story, likely would go over the max words-per-post thing."
Antagonist- "Huh, well, good enough for me. before you destroy the ship and everything, we might want to figure out where they were taking me in the first place...if i know pirate, they're always heading towards something involving treasure or plunder; i just happen to be in the market for both of those! Mwehehehe..."
*vefore passing out, Mizarone manages to send a message to MaxSpock's mustache radio to create a distraction*
Comments
*walks by*
To think that someone had the nerve to give me a tuxedo when i had already built my own! I swear...guess i had to accept it...stupid politeness..
*notices teska*
Ahh...hmmm....why hello there, Te....no, that wont do.....good afternoon, my quee.....no, that's no good...hmmm...ah ha! Cower before me, weakling!
*While Teska is confused, Enemia sneaks up behind her and knocks her out with Shell*
Hehehe....And now, to the Antago-Chapel! Mwehehehe!
*Heads to the Antago-Chapel, not realizing he is wearing a tracking device*
*follows Antagonist as one of the Wedding party*
*Notices an incredibly colorful and fruity flying machine behind him, but thinks nothing of it*
Ooo!!!!! Antagonist is getting married??? I love weddings!!!!!!
*sneaks after them so she can observe the wedding from the balcony undisturbed*
*A robot immediately grabs her, escorts her down the ise, and puts her feet in a pair of concrete shoes next to the Antagonist.*
Hologram of Villiadevious, sister of the Antagonist(From Audience)- "Oooo, she looks rich! You know how to pick 'em, brother!"
Hologram of Demovile, uncle of the Antagonist- "Shame you can't do this on family property! Our warehouse hasnt seen an involuntary wedding in two generations!"
Minioneer(clearing his throat)- "Ahem....Sigh, we are gathered here today to celebrate the most-definitely illegal, forced union between this fair princess/acting queen, and this...mentally unstable imp"
Antagonist- "Hey! And why aren't you using my abridged version"
Minioneer- "That one wouldnt work legally, sir...sigh..."
*air support drop hot marshmellows everywhere, and Teska is lifted away by one of the airships*
Antagonist, we're claiming what's ours!
* Both MGDawsons fire their teacup heat rays at various members of the Antagonists gathering*
Antagonist- "I havent lost yet...those aren't just concrete shoes that Teska's wearing...They're magnetic!"
*Presses a button on his lance, and the magnets activate, attatching Teska firmly to the ground*
Antagonist- "Hurry up, Minioneer!"
*Dodges a Heat ray*
Minioneer- "Sigh....do you, Antagoon or whatever your real name is, take Teska to be your forcefully wedded wife?"
Antagonist- "Yes, sure I do, ya, get on with it"
Minioneer- "Ahem...and do you, Teska...well, sigh...i suppose you really dont have any say in this. terribly sorry....Sigh...I now pronounce you--"
*a massive explosion rocks the room, and a strange figure repels in through a hole in the roof*
*pulls out an exploso-ray gun from Antagonist's base, and returns fire on the airships*
Hurry up, boss!
*intentionally misses, but adds an occasional glancing blow here and there for reality's sake. cripples one airship, but it can still fly*
Antagonist- "Geez, Learn to aim! I mean, you are my double agent; you should be trained in this...although, i cant help but think that i should be the one training you...now, who is that mysterious figure who interrupted my wedding!?"
*A Figure wearing a ridiculously frilly outfit and a pirate hat emerges from the shadows*
Pirate Queen- "Does anyone else here find it odd that he can afford a wedding, yet cant pay off his debt to me?"
Antagonist- "Uh oh....This is about how i plundered your booty, isnt it...(looks at audience) and no, i dont mean it in that way...although that...might also be true...*Eyes shift side to side*"
The Pirate Queen- "You stole my money and you never call! And now you're making cheap pirate puns and getting married to this....ugly human!*(Looks at Teska with disgust) "
Antagonist- "Hey, its only for the money!"
Pirate Queen- "I thought you wanted my money! And now you're after some human girl's money?"
Antagonist- "Wait, look, once i marry her, ill become king, and then ill...uhhh....legalize polygamy!"
Pirate Queen- "I'm the Pirate Queen remember? You would have become king if you married me you know!
Antagonist- "Well...uhh...Wait, you blew up my secret Tea River Lair, didnt you?? That was the one base I had that never got comepletely destroyed! and you went and obliterated it with all your pirate friends didnt you....you could've just slashed my tires or keyed my car, but nooooo, you had to destroy my secret base! How did you even find the base? I bet that two-timing King Mocha told you didn't he??"
Pirate Queen- "Serves you right for sinking my battleship"
Antagonist- "That was one time...and it was an accident! I was trying to upgrade the cannons; how was i supposed to know the new ammunition would explode in the barrel?"
Pirate Queen- "Same thing"
Antagonist- "Except yours wasn't an accident!"
Pirate Queen- "How was i supposed to know overloading your generator would destroy your base?"
Antagonist- "Alrght, now you're just being childish"
Pirate Queen- "I am not!"
Antagonist- "Are too!"
Pirate Queen- "Am not!"
Shouldn't that be "Arrr, too?"
*A small blue and white trashcan shaped robot (that shall not be named due to legal reasons) bleeps angrily at the really bad pun*
*an unnamed extra guest runs up*
Oh look!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's R-
*is struck down by lightning from heaven, leaving nothing but Geroge Lucas' signature burned into the floor*
:eek::eek::eek:
His lawyers work fast, don't they?
*puts feet-in-concrete Teska on trolley and attempts to wheel away slowly*
Shhh! :cool:
*Stops his arguement with the Pirate Queen for one second*
Antagonist- "Oh no you dont! Ill just freeze her in carboni--*the angel Gabriel taps his foot impatiently* err...i guess i wont freeze her in...umm...unnamed materiel...and just pretend i didn't notice*Turns to Gabriel* cant believe Lucas bought you guys out. things must be terrible up there"
Gabriel- "You have no idea...."
Hey, Gabe, what's up? You on for an STF tonight?
*teleports teska to safety before she is encased in frozen carbon.*
*With the queen safe, Both MGDawsons teleport away as well, and join Teska, and start to attempt to remove the concrete her feet are encased in*
Antagonist- "No, wait! Don't leave me with her!! (Looks at the pirate queen)"
Pirate Queen- "You're coming with me, imp!"
*The Pirate Queen grabs the Antagonist and warps away, Leaving Minioneer, Enemia, and Shell behind in the ruined chapel*
*Follows the Angtagonist to the Pirate Queen's ship. He then knocks out one of the pirates that will be guarding the antagonist and tosses him overboard. Mizarone then disguises him self, blending in perfectly.*
*the First Mate walks up right after this takes place*
Hey! You there! What's going on?! *Looks overboard*
Looks like he couldn't handle Cookie's cooking. Want me to rescue him?
First Mate: Don't bother. He's not worthy of being part of this crew if he can't handle Cookie's cooking.
*watches from the crow's nest, where he is hiding*
Hello? Anybody out there? I could use a little help here.......
((I think Dawson is working to remove the concrete shows.))
*prises last of concrete free*
There we go!
*Meanwhile, in the sinister Pirate Queen's flying galleon, The Lasting Impact, the Antagonist, not knowing that one of the guards in front of him is actually Mirazone in disguise, attempts to make conversation about politics*
Antagonist- "so...Pirate guy...you think prince bogglesworth is still, you know, a prince? I mean, technically, if Trebort steps down, bogglesworth should be the heir, right? but, if Trebort names Teska the heir instead, does that mean bogglesworth is stripped of his title? Or will he take over when Teska dies? i mean...is he the prince in relation to the throne or the individual? So is he Teacupland's Prince or Trebort's Prince?"
Pirate 1- "I don't really know if it matters, as long as my job at the gift-shop is safe"
Antagonist- "Well, excuse me, i just dont understand Monarchies all that well--wait, what was that? If i didn't know better, id say that you were--"
*Romublonde, disguised as a pirate, winks and knocks out the other guard, not knowing that its Mirazone in disguise, and opens the cell*
Antagonist- "Romublonde! My botched attempt at a replacement for Minioneer before you betrayed me to work for Mocha who you betrayed to teacupland for alcohol and a minimum wage job as a cashier! How have you been? no wait, why are you rescuing me?"
Romublonde- "Long story, likely would go over the max words-per-post thing."
Antagonist- "Huh, well, good enough for me. before you destroy the ship and everything, we might want to figure out where they were taking me in the first place...if i know pirate, they're always heading towards something involving treasure or plunder; i just happen to be in the market for both of those! Mwehehehe..."
Join me for a cup of tea?
*vefore passing out, Mizarone manages to send a message to MaxSpock's mustache radio to create a distraction*