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The Order of the Teacup

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edited February 2015 in Ten Forward
In the apparent absense of the great King Trebort, leader of Teacup land, I "Sir Hoody" officially re-open Teacup land in the name of the king and shall fulfill all of his duties until his return

TEACUP LAND!!!!! Was founded around a year ago as an organisation to counter the attack of the evil Parallax, and after this was done our Kingdom continued and prospered (the odd attack from Antagonist's and Coffee Kingdoms not withstanding). After now twice being destroyed by the Evil-Archduke Stormshade, this time we are forced to rebuild from scratch. But as long as we band together I know we can do it. For now I shall remain as a Marquess but take on the roles of king until the King Trebort returns. LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The Teacup must continue, all are welcome to join I urge you all to re-build our great Kingdom!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    entertaining rhyme, fella
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I was talking to Trebort ingame and he was concerned about starting again if it was just going to keep getting archived. Maybe now that the game has officialy gone live we can try again.

    *Krent tenatively sets up shop in New-NewTeacupland and prays to the Holy Teacup that the Evil Darkness of the Archives does not befall us again*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    I was talking to Trebort ingame and he was concerned about starting again if it was just going to keep getting archived. Maybe now that the game has officialy gone live we can try again.

    *Krent tenatively sets up shop in New-NewTeacupland and prays to the Holy Teacup that the Evil Darkness of the Archives does not befall us again*

    *pops out of thin air with Prince Bogglesworth under his arm, the Holy Teacup in his other hand and his Crown on his head, around his ankle a bit of string is pulling Castle Teacup through a portal the Holy Teacup magically opened, it plots down near the King, along with the lake, the Royal University and Teacup City*

    There. That should set us up for rebuilding. The Prefabricated Empire of Ikea also loaned us credit to buy pre fab cities. Get to work rebuilding Teacup Land, and don't tell the evil Arch Duke Stormshade where we are! :eek:

    *goes off to the Throne Room to sit on the throne for a while and relax*

    P.S

    Well done Hoody for rebuilding. Gold Teabag Award for you! :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *K'raq and all of his troops appear in the middle of the new new Teacup Palace, all looking like they were in a huge fight. When they realize where they are, K'raq sighs*
    WE got archived again, huh? Well at least we didn't have to build that machine to get to this new dimension........ Men, Report to Mighty Rock and remain on stand-by. Qapla'!
    Qapla'!
    *K'raq then turns to the King and kneels*
    K'raq, reporting for duty, my liege.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *Black smog-like cloud begins appearing*
    *Stupid steps out of it*
    Ahhh....My old nemesises...nemesi....whatever the plural is...
    Don't think because Pieland was destroyed that peace would once again be upon you!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Kraq999 wrote: »
    *K'raq and all of his troops appear in the middle of the new new Teacup Palace, all looking like they were in a huge fight. When they realize where they are, K'raq sighs*
    WE got archived again, huh? Well at least we didn't have to build that machine to get to this new dimension........ Men, Report to Mighty Rock and remain on stand-by. Qapla'!
    Qapla'!
    *K'raq then turns to the King and kneels*
    K'raq, reporting for duty, my liege.

    Duke K'raq!

    I'm glad your here!

    Throw that Stupid person in the dungeons. This is all their fault... well it's Stormshades fault, but lets dead Stupid instead? :D Begin fattening them for soup at once!
    UnintentionallyStupid wrote:
    *Black smog-like cloud begins appearing*
    *Stupid steps out of it*
    Ahhh....My old nemesises...nemesi....whatever the plural is...
    Don't think because Pieland was destroyed that peace would once again be upon you!

    *throws a shoe at them* Shush you! We are rebuilding a Kingdom here!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I the last of the line of proud pie people shall allow no rebuilding of any kind!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    UnintentionallyStupid wrote:
    I the last of the line of proud pie people shall allow no rebuilding of any kind!

    *while Stupid is distracted arguing with the king Krent, sneaks up from behind and slaps cuffs onto him. But he misses the wrists and only manages to tear Stupid's pants. Oops, how embarrassing :o *
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I come from Queen Cheese Cake Castle, you have gone far enouph!!! Your petty plans of Teacup organization, your greedy gestures into luring others into the fold shall CEASE!!! You have but 4 of your days to vacate these lands for these lands belong to the holy of holys the mother of mothers QUEEN CHEESE CAKE! *raises hand to the sky*

    You shall all bow before her and if you dont you shall suffer more then most souls, more them most critters have ever endured!

    VACATE I SAY VACATE!!! *glares with a firey passion*


    :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *K'raq walks up to stupid and glares down at him, unimpressed. He then grabs him by the leg, flips him on his back, and drags him to the dungeon stairs, where he proceeds to throw him down the stairs and into a holding cell. K'raq then shakes his head, and walks back to the King's side, awaiting further orders*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    I come from Queen Cheese Cake Castle, you have gone far enouph!!! Your petty plans of Teacup organization, your greedy gestures into luring others into the fold shall CEASE!!! You have but 4 of your days to vacate these lands for these lands belong to the holy of holys the mother of mothers QUEEN CHEESE CAKE! *raises hand to the sky*

    You shall all bow before her and if you dont you shall suffer more then most souls, more them most critters have ever endured!

    VACATE I SAY VACATE!!! *glares with a firey passion*


    :eek:

    Hmm our order is over a year old (wait did I say a year, I meant AS OLD AS TIME ITELF!!!!!!!!) and you are erm... a cheese cake lover. Don't get me wrong, I also love cheese cake so perhaps an alliance is in order? If noone else has the permission I'd be willing to become the ambassador between our two kingdoms. Usually this would mean war, be happy I'm in a good mood.

    And welcome back King I kept the throne warm for you
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    Hmm our order is over a year old (wait did I say a year, I meant AS OLD AS TIME ITELF!!!!!!!!) and you are erm... a cheese cake lover. Don't get me wrong, I also love cheese cake so perhaps an alliance is in order? If noone else has the permission I'd be willing to become the ambassador between our two kingdoms. Usually this would mean war, be happy I'm in a good mood.

    And welcome back King I kept the throne warm for you

    Hmm, I will take this offer back to the queen. You may not have herd about Queen Cheese Cake but she has herd of you and your little deeds. I, I only serve the queen, Im her honourable servant. Dont be fooled by my good looks and charm, Iam a skilled assassin trained in the mountains with the mighty of munks, trained with angola war criminals and fought in two glorious blood infested wars, and have still survived.

    I myself would welcome an alliance, I forsee a great reckoning approaching these lands! But know this and know it well sir, if she does not accept you have only 3 days left to Vacate these lands or perish like all the rest!!!!

    *slowly turns around as his cape twirls around with his body motion and proceeds to leave through the gates and into the crisp but warm jungle air*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    Hmm, I will take this offer back to the queen. You may not have herd about Queen Cheese Cake but she has herd of you and your little deeds. I, I only serve the queen, Im her honourable servant. Dont be fooled by my good looks and charm, Iam a skilled assassin trained in the mountains with the mighty of munks, trained with angola war criminals and fought in two glorious blood infested wars, and have still survived.

    I myself would welcome an alliance, I forsee a great reckoning approaching these lands! But know this and know it well sir, if she does not accept you have only 3 days left to Vacate these lands or perish like all the rest!!!!

    *slowly turns around as his cape twirls around with his body motion and proceeds to leave through the gates and into the crisp but warm jungle air*

    Erm..... if we go to war we will win. I thought you would like to know *he yelled this last message through the closing inter-dimensional gates*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Milk was a bad choice.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    Hmm, I will take this offer back to the queen. You may not have herd about Queen Cheese Cake but she has herd of you and your little deeds. I, I only serve the queen, Im her honourable servant. Dont be fooled by my good looks and charm, Iam a skilled assassin trained in the mountains with the mighty of munks, trained with angola war criminals and fought in two glorious blood infested wars, and have still survived.

    I myself would welcome an alliance, I forsee a great reckoning approaching these lands! But know this and know it well sir, if she does not accept you have only 3 days left to Vacate these lands or perish like all the rest!!!!

    *slowly turns around as his cape twirls around with his body motion and proceeds to leave through the gates and into the crisp but warm jungle air*

    Mighty Munks?
    Hmmmmmmmmmm..........

    Oh well. I think tea and cheesecake would be an awesome combo.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    Hmm our order is over a year old (wait did I say a year, I meant AS OLD AS TIME ITELF!!!!!!!!) and you are erm... a cheese cake lover. Don't get me wrong, I also love cheese cake so perhaps an alliance is in order? If noone else has the permission I'd be willing to become the ambassador between our two kingdoms. Usually this would mean war, be happy I'm in a good mood.

    And welcome back King I kept the throne warm for you
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    Hmm, I will take this offer back to the queen. You may not have herd about Queen Cheese Cake but she has herd of you and your little deeds. I, I only serve the queen, Im her honourable servant. Dont be fooled by my good looks and charm, Iam a skilled assassin trained in the mountains with the mighty of munks, trained with angola war criminals and fought in two glorious blood infested wars, and have still survived.

    I myself would welcome an alliance, I forsee a great reckoning approaching these lands! But know this and know it well sir, if she does not accept you have only 3 days left to Vacate these lands or perish like all the rest!!!!

    *slowly turns around as his cape twirls around with his body motion and proceeds to leave through the gates and into the crisp but warm jungle air*

    We shall have to see what the King says about this before going any farther. In the meantime, Locutus and his Queen are welcome to stay and partake of tea and sticky buns with us.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *opens the mighty door to the throne of teacup,walking in dismay with wounds covering his skin and armor, slowly gripping the floor with his steel plated boots makes his way into the throne room. Grasping for air and stumbling to gain some momentum and finally falling to his knees infront of many, he sits there clentching his side armor looking down at the floor with utter pain, dripping from his face and arms, cheese cake.....

    As he slowly grasps again for air and the small faint sounds of his voice slowly begining to be heard by all.....*


    I, come to you in the graveous of circumstances...my queen, queen Cheese Cake has defide the laws of our once sacred kingdom and has deemed myself as a traiter. I barely made it here, my horse barely making the distance fell to its doom. I come here now, before you, in shame, asking....no....offering myself to the TEACUP. I would be honoured to join you and your cause

    *slowly using the last of his strength leans forward and clenches his fists and slams them to the floor bowing down*

    Iam at your mercy, I FIGHT FOR YOU GOOD KING!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    *while Stupid is distracted arguing with the king Krent, sneaks up from behind and slaps cuffs onto him. But he misses the wrists and only manages to tear Stupid's pants. Oops, how embarrassing :o *

    *covers Prince Bogglesworth's eyes* Good lord!
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    I come from Queen Cheese Cake Castle, you have gone far enouph!!! Your petty plans of Teacup organization, your greedy gestures into luring others into the fold shall CEASE!!! You have but 4 of your days to vacate these lands for these lands belong to the holy of holys the mother of mothers QUEEN CHEESE CAKE! *raises hand to the sky*

    You shall all bow before her and if you dont you shall suffer more then most souls, more them most critters have ever endured!

    VACATE I SAY VACATE!!! *glares with a firey passion*


    :eek:

    She sounds lovely.... mmmm
    Kraq999 wrote: »
    *K'raq walks up to stupid and glares down at him, unimpressed. He then grabs him by the leg, flips him on his back, and drags him to the dungeon stairs, where he proceeds to throw him down the stairs and into a holding cell. K'raq then shakes his head, and walks back to the King's side, awaiting further orders*

    Make sure our CheeseCake defences are operational K'raq!
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    Hmm our order is over a year old (wait did I say a year, I meant AS OLD AS TIME ITELF!!!!!!!!) and you are erm... a cheese cake lover. Don't get me wrong, I also love cheese cake so perhaps an alliance is in order? If noone else has the permission I'd be willing to become the ambassador between our two kingdoms. Usually this would mean war, be happy I'm in a good mood.

    And welcome back King I kept the throne warm for you

    An Alliance? With this evil cheese cake tart? Possibly.... I'll sleep on it!
    Krent wrote: »
    Mighty Munks?
    Hmmmmmmmmmm..........

    Oh well. I think tea and cheesecake would be an awesome combo.

    Those monks look scary! Yet funny... :D Well done on gathering intelligence about those Monks.
    Teska wrote: »
    We shall have to see what the King says about this before going any farther. In the meantime, Locutus and his Queen are welcome to stay and partake of tea and sticky buns with us.

    Princess Teska! Those sticky buns look horrible! Execute the cook. Here are some proper sticky buns! Sticky Buns
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    *opens the mighty door to the throne of teacup,walking in dismay with wounds covering his skin and armor, slowly gripping the floor with his steel plated boots makes his way into the throne room. Grasping for air and stumbling to gain some momentum and finally falling to his knees infront of many, he sits there clentching his side armor looking down at the floor with utter pain, dripping from his face and arms, cheese cake.....

    As he slowly grasps again for air and the small faint sounds of his voice slowly begining to be heard by all.....*


    I, come to you in the graveous of circumstances...my queen, queen Cheese Cake has defide the laws of our once sacred kingdom and has deemed myself as a traiter. I barely made it here, my horse barely making the distance fell to its doom. I come here now, before you, in shame, asking....no....offering myself to the TEACUP. I would be honoured to join you and your cause

    *slowly using the last of his strength leans forward and clenches his fists and slams them to the floor bowing down*

    Iam at your mercy, I FIGHT FOR YOU GOOD KING!

    That was very dramatic. Sure you can join. Somebody find him a doctor... he looks all sickly... :eek:

    Also, somebody track down everyone else and make sure all Members of the Order of the Teacup find their way here.

    Also, background reading for new people. Teacup Land
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Hmm good updating malord, but my member slot hasn't changed since I got knighted for aciden......... purposefully saving Princess Teska's life
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    *opens the mighty door to the throne of teacup,walking in dismay with wounds covering his skin and armor......
    trebort5050 wrote: »
    That was very dramatic. Sure you can join. Somebody find him a doctor... he looks all sickly... :eek:

    Hey, we could use a new Teaborg. I'll make sure the Tea Researchers fix him up better than new.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    Hey, we could use a new Teaborg. I'll make sure the Tea Researchers fix him up better than new.

    erm...... the last teaborg is in the dungeon and weighs 5000 pounds
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    Hmm good updating malord, but my member slot hasn't changed since I got knighted for aciden......... purposefully saving Princess Teska's life

    I really need to update the member section... we have so many it will take a while.
    Krent wrote: »
    Hey, we could use a new Teaborg. I'll make sure the Tea Researchers fix him up better than new.

    Good idea!
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    erm...... the last teaborg is in the dungeon and weighs 5000 pounds

    Oh yeah! That's why it took so long to drag Castle Teacup to this new world. Make sure he is cooked for soup to feed the poor, or put on a weight loss program to keep him studly, then get him back out protecting the Teacup! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    trebort5050 wrote: »
    Oh yeah! That's why it took so long to drag Castle Teacup to this new world. Make sure he is cooked for soup to feed the poor, or put on a weight loss program to keep him studly, then get him back out protecting the Teacup! :eek:

    So I can either kill him (and thus double our economy from the increased morale from our working class being giving masses of extra food) or put this crazed teaborg incharge of defending the most sacred artifact on the planet. Can I use 50/50 Chris?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    128hoodmario wrote: »
    So I can either kill him (and thus double our economy from the increased morale from our working class being giving masses of extra food) or put this crazed teaborg incharge of defending the most sacred artifact on the planet. Can I use 50/50 Chris?

    You only have the Phone a friend lifeline left. :eek:

    I say you feed him to the people!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *K'raq walks up from the dungeon with the body of the teaborg*
    I made the decision for you.....Now hurry up and cook him......I'm hungry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Kraq999 wrote: »
    *K'raq walks up from the dungeon with the body of the teaborg*
    I made the decision for you.....Now hurry up and cook him......I'm hungry.

    Make sure he's slowly cooked for a week or so to make sure he is extra tasty. :eek: Then distribute him to the poor and needy and we shall be well fed.

    Also, somebody please walk Prince Bogglesworth.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    (Awakens after several days of recovery)
    (Stretches)

    Ahhhhh, what a fine day (smells the crisp clean air) mmmmmm. What is that I smell...it smells almost familiar to me. I must find out what this incredible smell is! (puts on borg faced slippers, and grabs his red robe) (Begins to walk down the corridor) (whistles as hes walken)............................1hr later..


    What is this amayzing smell Im smelling in this kitchen my fellow teacupians! (Notices borg parts all over the kitchen tables) Ummm.....what indeed are you making here (raises eyebrow)

    Dear lord your cooking that teaborg from the dungeon! MMMMMM, must have have a bite!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    xXLocutusXx wrote:
    (Awakens after several days of recovery)
    (Stretches)

    Ahhhhh, what a fine day (smells the crisp clean air) mmmmmm. What is that I smell...it smells almost familiar to me. I must find out what this incredible smell is! (puts on borg faced slippers, and grabs his red robe) (Begins to walk down the corridor) (whistles as hes walken)............................1hr later..


    What is this amayzing smell Im smelling in this kitchen my fellow teacupians! (Notices borg parts all over the kitchen tables) Ummm.....what indeed are you making here (raises eyebrow)

    Dear lord your cooking that teaborg from the dungeon! MMMMMM, must have have a bite!

    *nudges K'raq* Where did that guy come from? Where was he sleeping? Security is getting lax around here. :rolleyes: but he likes soup, so he can stay! I like his slippers! :D

    *Wanders off to set up a new panic room under the throne in the Throne Room*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    trebort5050 wrote: »
    *nudges K'raq* Where did that guy come from? Where was he sleeping? Security is getting lax around here. :rolleyes: but he likes soup, so he can stay! I like his slippers! :D

    *Wanders off to set up a new panic room under the throne in the Throne Room*

    (cleans himself off after having a dish of finely made teaborg soup...which had just abit extra pepper in it)

    Your good kingship Iam Locutus Teaborg, I was the one who had offered my loyalty to you from the evil Cheese Cake queen. I have sworn an oath to you and to Teacup Land. Btw can you talk to the chef and ask him to not put so much pepper in his meals, I would really appreciate that.

    Ohh your lordship do you require help in installing that very sophisticated panic room in your room?
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