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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, I'm not sure that burned cheese all over the floor is any better than the gasoline. And what an intriguing smell you've created.

    *Mr. Sparkles walks in*

    Sparkles: *sniff?* Is somebody making Haggis? Smells just like dear old mum used to make.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm not sure that burned cheese all over the floor is any better than the gasoline. And what an intriguing smell you've created.

    *Mr. Sparkles walks in*

    Sparkles: *sniff?* Is somebody making Haggis? Smells just like dear old mum used to make.

    Actually I think Dawson just scrambled a few Scottish eggs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *appears in lobby with a puff of black smoke*

    Don't worry, I'll clean it quickly... by BLAST CLEANING! MUAHAHAHA!

    *clears the room, sets dynamite charges evenly around it, and detonates it*

    Let's look and see...

    *the dynamite has cleared the cheese, but replaced it with soot*

    Oh dear...

    *backs slowly out of the room*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *appears in lobby with a puff of black smoke*

    Don't worry, I'll clean it quickly... by BLAST CLEANING! MUAHAHAHA!

    *clears the room, sets dynamite charges evenly around it, and detonates it*

    Let's look and see...

    *the dynamite has cleared the cheese, but replaced it with soot*

    Oh dear...

    *backs slowly out of the room*
    :mad:
    Oh well.
    *rolls up carpet, and with a few Teagaurds, lifts it and moves it into the main storeroom off the lobby for cleaning*
    Time to get cleaning again!
    *appears with bucket and sponge from storeroom and starts cleaning the walls*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *appears in lobby with a puff of black smoke*

    Don't worry, I'll clean it quickly... by BLAST CLEANING! MUAHAHAHA!

    *clears the room, sets dynamite charges evenly around it, and detonates it*

    Let's look and see...

    *the dynamite has cleared the cheese, but replaced it with soot*

    Oh dear...

    *backs slowly out of the room*

    *Suddenly, MaxSpock's Antago-Communicater beeps*

    Antagonist- "(Coughing)...Ahem, hey Maxspock, see if you can slow down their cleaning efforts; i want to keep them busy until im well...Mwehehehe...all my old inventions and weapon from the Tenth Dimension....all mine once more! I cant pass up this opprotunity! stall them for as long as you can"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Suddenly, MaxSpock's Antago-Communicater beeps*

    Antagonist- "(Coughing)...Ahem, hey Maxspock, see if you can slow down their cleaning efforts; i want to keep them busy until im well...Mwehehehe...all my old inventions and weapon from the Tenth Dimension....all mine once more! I cant pass up this opprotunity! stall them for as long as you can"

    *is partly deafened from the blast cleaning, and hears: ...hey...cleaning efforts... keep... busy...the Tenth Dimension...up...long*

    *thinks:
    Antagonist wants me to keep busy with the cleaning efforts? And the Tenth dimension is up and long? odd...
    *

    *Grabs a mop, in an attempt to do Antagonist's bidding*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *is partly deafened from the blast cleaning, and hears: ...hey...cleaning efforts... keep... busy...the Tenth Dimension...up...long*

    *thinks:
    Antagonist wants me to keep busy with the cleaning efforts? And the Tenth dimension is up and long? odd...
    *

    *Grabs a mop, in an attempt to do Antagonist's bidding*

    *Radio Crackles*
    Antagonist- "And dont forget to steal everything you can! Running low on cleaning supplies!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Radio Crackles*
    Antagonist- "And dont forget to steal everything you can! Running low on cleaning supplies!"

    *looks around for his gold plated toilet brush* :cool: It's vanished!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *looks around for his gold plated toilet brush* :cool: It's vanished!

    Oh my! :eek:
    At least your solid gold toilet is still here :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Oh my! :eek:
    At least your solid gold toilet is still here :rolleyes:

    Thank the Teacup for small mercies. *sits on it so it can't vanish without him* :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *looks around for his gold plated toilet brush* :cool: It's vanished!

    Hold on.....I remember using an oddly shaped brush for cleaning your decorative toilet, Majesty...I remember putting the brush in the hiddeen cupboard afterwards....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hold on.....I remember using an oddly shaped brush for cleaning your decorative toilet, Majesty...I remember putting the brush in the hiddeen cupboard afterwards....

    Why would you put it in the Hidden cupboard? Why not the Obvious cupboard, or even the Normal cupboard?

    *goes back to cleaning the lounge. Grabs Mr. Sparkles by the legs and uses him like a broom*

    I figure he's named Mr. Sparkles for a reason...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Hold on.....I remember using an oddly shaped brush for cleaning your decorative toilet, Majesty...I remember putting the brush in the hiddeen cupboard afterwards....

    *is wandering around upstairs, looking behind doors, under cushions and behind plants for this hiden cupboard, but has no luck finding it* :eek:

    This hidden cupboard that you speak of is better hidden than the Tea Vault :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *is wandering around upstairs, looking behind doors, under cushions and behind plants for this hiden cupboard, but has no luck finding it* :eek:

    This hidden cupboard that you speak of is better hidden than the Tea Vault :eek:

    You never wondered why there was rug in the bathroom, sire?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Hoody drops in as a part of the great castle's welcome back weekend and wonders what he has missed around here?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Hoody drops in as a part of the great castle's welcome back weekend and wonders what he has missed around here?

    Well, to start, we sealed the rift by imploding your ship. (don't worry, a new one is being built by my construction robots.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Radio Crackles*
    Antagonist- "And dont forget to steal everything you can! Running low on cleaning supplies!"

    *slyly puts a small mop and some soap, bleach, and a bucket under his cloak and in his secret hat compartment*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Hoody drops in as a part of the great castle's welcome back weekend and wonders what he has missed around here?

    We thought that rift thingy had swallowed you forever! Welcome back!
    ((Don't let a lack of STO stop you from coming to Teacupland, I think you can use the forums without a sub))

    The one-year anniversary of Teacup Land was a few days ago. So your arrival is most fortuitous, being one of the original members.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Today was Millenum Day!!!!!!
    And we forgot :eek:
    Well, I suppose we'll have to just celebrate tomorrow then :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Today was Millenum Day!!!!!!
    And we forgot :eek:
    Well, I suppose we'll have to just celebrate tomorrow then :D

    Well, know we have a nice clean lobby....;)
    *reveals sparkling lobby, with newly-installed miniature Trebort fountain against the rear wall, water coming from the statue's teacup*

    *Teagaurds exit the Storeroom with the newly cleaned carpet, and unroll it to reveal the smell of freshly cut grass and hot tea*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ok, so how are we going to celebrate Millenium Day? I don't think we ever got to shoot off the fireworks from the Aniversary Celebration after the Antagonist showed up, so we have lots of those left. There is supposed to be some minor cloud cover today, so how about a lazer light show!?

    *Runs off to find Mizarone and see if he has some cool lazers*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    Ok, so how are we going to celebrate Millenium Day? I don't think we ever got to shoot off the fireworks from the Aniversary Celebration after the Antagonist showed up, so we have lots of those left. There is supposed to be some minor cloud cover today, so how about a lazer light show!?

    *Runs off to find Mizarone and see if he has some cool lazers*

    What size, wattage, and color? Do you need shark mounted layzers as well?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    What size, wattage, and color? Do you need shark mounted layzers as well?

    Size: AS BIG AS POSSIBLE!!!!! Wattage: AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! Colors: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! Shark mounted: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *jumps around chuckling and clapping*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    Size: AS BIG AS POSSIBLE!!!!! Wattage: AS HIGH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!! Colors: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! Shark mounted: OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *jumps around chuckling and clapping*

    *points to several large crates and tanks* You want to set them up? go for it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    *points to several large crates and tanks* You want to set them up? go for it.

    OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *claps gleefully*

    Hmm...

    *sets up the AWESOMEST. LAZER. SHOW. EVER.*

    When to start?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *claps gleefully*

    Hmm...

    *sets up the AWESOMEST. LAZER. SHOW. EVER.*

    When to start?

    *Suddenly, he notices a mysterious Antago-Crate 2000 move towards him, its mechanical claw taping him on the shoulder and pointing to itself*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    *is still sitting watching all the antics in teacup land from a super secret yet awesome warren, in the highest hill in Teacup Land*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Suddenly, he notices a mysterious Antago-Crate 2000 move towards him, its mechanical claw taping him on the shoulder and pointing to itself*

    *looks at it*

    Yes?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Ooooo!!!!!!! A laser show!!!!!! :eek: :D :eek:
    *sits down to wait for it to start*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Today was Millenum Day!!!!!!
    And we forgot :eek:
    Well, I suppose we'll have to just celebrate tomorrow then :D

    Gah.

    Welcome Back Hoody! :eek:
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