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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *Overhears them in the Kitchen and opens the fridge door and comes out, after finding his missing strawberry milkshake* Guns?! In Teacup Land. Gracious nooo....

    Here, let me see here.... *takes the holographic display thingy and editings the scematics* Here, we will order 500 of these instead.

    *the King wanders off back to the throne room with his milkshake, leaving them looking at a holoscematic of a mini pillow launching hand held cannon*

    *(shouts back to the kitchen)* Safety First!

    Guess I should have mentioned the non-lethal settings of the rifles as well.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    Guess I should have mentioned the non-lethal settings of the rifles as well.

    K'raq: Maybe we should make the rifles tea powered? That might help. Plus tea is a very powerful source.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Kraq999 wrote: »
    K'raq: Maybe we should make the rifles tea powered? That might help. Plus tea is a very powerful source.

    That is possible, but it will take some time to adapt the batteries.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    That is possible, but it will take some time to adapt the batteries.

    K'raq: We can spare the time. We've lasted this long without them, we can last a litle longer.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Kraq999 wrote: »
    K'raq: We can spare the time. We've lasted this long without them, we can last a litle longer.

    *wanders back past the kitchen having gotten lost*

    No weapons that can hurt people now. Teapowered pillow or marshmallow launchers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *wanders back past the kitchen having gotten lost*

    No weapons that can hurt people now. Teapowered pillow or marshmallow launchers.

    *Catches the King in the hallway*
    K'raq: My liege, the weapons we have been using have only put our enemies to sleep, thanks to the soothing power of tea. With the addition of tea power, these rifles will do the same.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    I have a small automated factory that can make as many as you need and when you need them. I will give you a copy of the program that you can use to order more rifles as you need them. It will take the factory an hour to make a batch of 500 rifles, but the delivery is instant.

    *Meanwhile, Deep in the forest, in the automated factory...*

    Antagonist- "Hello? Anyone home? We crashed, and got lost in this forest and....Oh my, what is this? A Factory? Making weapons!?! That's not mine?!?!?!? that just cant do!"

    Enemia- "And Look at the weapons! These are some pretty neat rifles being sent to Teacupland..."

    Antagonist(On the control computer)- "And I bet I can Make them...'better'...mehehehe!"

    *Modifies the production protocols, and the factory begins creating modified rifles, and shipping them to teacupland...*

    Antagonist- "Now to fortify this Factory! Hehehe! Contact Minioneer, and tell him to send construction probes! I'm going to disarm teacupland...by Arming them! Mwehehehehe!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Meanwhile, Deep in the forest, in the automated factory...*

    Antagonist- "Hello? Anyone home? We crashed, and got lost in this forest and....Oh my, what is this? A Factory? Making weapons!?! That's not mine?!?!?!? that just cant do!"

    Enemia- "And Look at the weapons! These are some pretty neat rifles being sent to Teacupland..."

    Antagonist(On the control computer)- "And I bet I can Make them...'better'...mehehehe!"

    *Modifies the production protocols, and the factory begins creating modified rifles, and shipping them to teacupland...*

    Antagonist- "Now to fortify this Factory! Hehehe! Contact Minioneer, and tell him to send construction probes! I'm going to disarm teacupland...by Arming them! Mwehehehehe!"

    *A message appears on the computer screen: "Manufacturing parameters cannot be modified at this station. This station is for monitoring of factory equipment only."*

    *A klaxon goes off with red flashing lights. "ALERT! UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ON PROTOTYPING LAB AA31. ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE BEFORE THE LAB SELF-DESTRUCTS. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. ALL PHYSICAL EXITS HAVE BEEN SEALED TO PREVENT CONTAMINATION TO SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. HAVE A NICE DAY!"*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    *A message appears on the computer screen: "Manufacturing parameters cannot be modified at this station. This station is for monitoring of factory equipment only."*

    *A klaxon goes off with red flashing lights. "ALERT! UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS ON PROTOTYPING LAB AA31. ALL PERSONNEL MUST EVACUATE BEFORE THE LAB SELF-DESTRUCTS. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY. ALL PHYSICAL EXITS HAVE BEEN SEALED TO PREVENT CONTAMINATION TO SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. HAVE A NICE DAY!"*

    *his hands begin to glow bright green..*
    Mhehehe....Paradoxy!
    *Teleports all the explosives out of the base....and accidently teleports them to his new battleship*
    Now....about those computer protocols...
    *Teleports the computer away, replacing it with the central control mainframe (I just said "Central" In like, three ways), And makes the modifications*
    Man...this Mirazone is like a sane version of me...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *his hands begin to glow bright green..*
    Mhehehe....Paradoxy!
    *Teleports all the explosives out of the base....and accidently teleports them to his new battleship*
    Now....about those computer protocols...
    *Teleports the computer away, replacing it with the central control mainframe (I just said "Central" In like, three ways), And makes the modifications*
    Man...this Mirazone is like a sane version of me...

    *The "mainframe" just sits there, dead. Its as if the central control for the lab is somewhere else*

    *With one second left on the self-destruct countdown, the reactor begins to overload*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    *The "mainframe" just sits there, dead. Its as if the central control for the lab is somewhere else*

    *With one second left on the self-destruct countdown, the reactor begins to overload*

    *Teleports himself and Enemia out of the exploding factory, and wonders why Mizarone is like a good version of him*
    Antagonist- "hmmmm....now what? I mean, we did cut off teacuplands new weapons; that's gotta be worth something"
    Enemia- "Ya, At least...."
    Antagonist- "Maybe we could take advantage of this gap until Mizarone gets a new source...This is a gap that we could fill....mehehehe....fill with insanity! Or our own weapons; either way works for me....Enemia, tell Minioneer to start producing some of those designs I put together!"
    Enemia- "Right away, boss!"
    Antagonist- "well, Mizarone, if its a Market war you want, its a market war you'll get! Mehehehe!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Teleports himself and Enemia out of the exploding factory, and wonders why Mizarone is like a good version of him*
    Antagonist- "hmmmm....now what? I mean, we did cut off teacuplands new weapons; that's gotta be worth something"
    Enemia- "Ya, At least...."
    Antagonist- "Maybe we could take advantage of this gap until Mizarone gets a new source...This is a gap that we could fill....mehehehe....fill with insanity! Or our own weapons; either way works for me....Enemia, tell Minioneer to start producing some of those designs I put together!"
    Enemia- "Right away, boss!"
    Antagonist- "well, Mizarone, if its a Market war you want, its a market war you'll get! Mehehehe!"

    *Watched the security footage and wonders what the Antagonist is going to do with a bunch of prototype marshmallow firing toy guns*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *Krent walks out of the for some fresh air feeling quite Serene despite the ominous dimensional portals and exploding factories in the distance. He decides it is time for some icecream, and heads downtown to his favorite shoppe*

    Hmm, teaspeeders have been outlawed now. I guess I'll have to buy one of those Teahoppers.

    *goes to "Honest Ed's Used Hoppers" first*

    Me likes the green one.

    *a small man with a large mustache in a tweed suit appears*

    Ed: "Yes yes, that is a fine one very nice good for you special deal today only."

    Krent: "well, I dunno. It looks kinda dirty..."

    Ed: "complimentarty wash today only, free air freshener too."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    *Watched the security footage and wonders what the Antagonist is going to do with a bunch of prototype marshmallow firing toy guns*
    *Meanwhile, In the newly rebuilt Tea River Lair...*
    Antagonist- "Mehehe, why I'm going to create better ones, and take your spot in the fake gun Market!"
    Minioneer- "Sir, did that phrase have any particular meaning in our current context? It sounded like you were answering a question or something..."
    Antagonist- "Ya, that was kinda weird....oh well, not everything I say makes sense"
    Minioneer- "That's an understatement..."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    *Krent walks out of the for some fresh air feeling quite Serene despite the ominous dimensional portals and exploding factories in the distance. He decides it is time for some icecream, and heads downtown to his favorite shoppe*

    Hmm, teaspeeders have been outlawed now. I guess I'll have to buy one of those Teahoppers.

    *goes to "Honest Ed's Used Hoppers" first*

    Me likes the green one.

    *a small man with a large mustache in a tweed suit appears*

    Ed: "Yes yes, that is a fine one very nice good for you special deal today only."

    Krent: "well, I dunno. It looks kinda dirty..."

    Ed: "complimentarty wash today only, free air freshener too."

    *Enemia walks in behind him, with Shell using his mechanical claw to drag the destroyed Antago-Hopper behind him*
    Enemia- "Do you guys do repairs? Preferably in a "no questions asked" setting?"
    *Shell, Upon noticing sheriff Krent, utters a low growl*
    Enemia(Oblivious to Krent's presence)- "Shell, dont growl, it makes you look even cuter:p. (Turning back to Ed) Now, Do you guys repair and modify weapons to? like this experimental super weapon of my boss's, the Combo Cannon? I need it to be able to fit on this teahopper for this really complex evil plan...again, a "Dont ask dont tell" Would be preferable....wait, I think that's something else....(Notices Krent, still oblivious as to his identity) be patient! I'll be done soon! Sheesh, some people....just cause they were in line ahead of me, they think that they have some sort of right to go first"
    *Shell Continues to growl at Krent"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *Meanwhile, in the next shop to Honest Ed's Hopper Shop, the King is being held hostage by thugs with marshmallow guns who are robbing the place*

    Crikey! *holds Prince Bogglesworth under his arm* :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Incase I ever do disappear, add me on msn - MankyMusic@msn.com

    and if I do get kicked off the forums, Princess Teska (Teska) is incharge and will be Her Majesty, Queen Teska
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Enemia walks in behind him, with Shell using his mechanical claw to drag the destroyed Antago-Hopper behind him*
    Enemia- "Do you guys do repairs? Preferably in a "no questions asked" setting?"
    *Shell, Upon noticing sheriff Krent, utters a low growl*
    Enemia(Oblivious to Krent's presence)- "Shell, dont growl, it makes you look even cuter:p. (Turning back to Ed) Now, Do you guys repair and modify weapons to? like this experimental super weapon of my boss's, the Combo Cannon? I need it to be able to fit on this teahopper for this really complex evil plan...again, a "Dont ask dont tell" Would be preferable....wait, I think that's something else....(Notices Krent, still oblivious as to his identity) be patient! I'll be done soon! Sheesh, some people....just cause they were in line ahead of me, they think that they have some sort of right to go first"
    *Shell Continues to growl at Krent"

    *Ed's mechanic Mac strolls over and looks the hopper* Experimental super weapon, huh? Can't fix those here, don't have the tools necessary. You might want to talk to Mizarone, he'll be able to help you out.

    *Meanwhile, back at Mizarone's toy lab*

    This damage is going to take a couple of days to rebuild. Well, better get to work *Sets a group of construction bots to work on the lab* Oh, I better call Krent to let him know his police special teahopper is finished *Calls Krent to let him know about the teahopper*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    *Teska wanders in*
    Sorry I've been gone for so long, we've been super-busy at Teacup University, we're putting on a production of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" in a few weeks. :(

    At any rate, I'm here to announce that there will be a tea party in the Royal Teacup Gardens tomorrow to celebrate the birthday of the first Guardian of the Holy Teacup, George Takei (which was actually today, but my computer wouldn't let me post last night :mad:). It seems only right that we should honor him, since he is the ancestor of our illustrious King, His Royal Highness, King Trebort. :cool:
    There will be tea and sticky buns for everyone, and free teacup keyrings!!! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Incase I ever do disappear, add me on msn - MankyMusic@msn.com

    and if I do get kicked off the forums, Princess Teska (Teska) is incharge and will be Her Majesty, Queen Teska

    Oh noes!!!!!!!! I wonder why he got banned? :confused:
    Fear not Teacuppers!!!! I will see that justice is served to whoever did this to our noble King!!!!!!! :eek:

    P.S. Sorry for the double post :o

    EDIT: I have spoken with His Royal Highness King Trebort, and have learned that he is currently being held prisoner in the Land of Cryptic. :eek:
    We are negotiating for his release, he will hopefully be returned to us before the week is out.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Enemia walks in behind him, with Shell using his mechanical claw to drag the destroyed Antago-Hopper behind him*
    Enemia- "Do you guys do repairs? Preferably in a "no questions asked" setting?"
    *Shell, Upon noticing sheriff Krent, utters a low growl*
    Enemia(Oblivious to Krent's presence)- "Shell, dont growl, it makes you look even cuter:p. (Turning back to Ed) Now, Do you guys repair and modify weapons to? like this experimental super weapon of my boss's, the Combo Cannon? I need it to be able to fit on this teahopper for this really complex evil plan...again, a "Dont ask dont tell" Would be preferable....wait, I think that's something else....(Notices Krent, still oblivious as to his identity) be patient! I'll be done soon! Sheesh, some people....just cause they were in line ahead of me, they think that they have some sort of right to go first"
    *Shell Continues to growl at Krent"

    *Krent is equally oblivious as he is listening to something on a pair of headphones*
    Incase I ever do disappear, add me on msn - MankyMusic@msn.com

    and if I do get kicked off the forums, Princess Teska (Teska) is incharge and will be Her Majesty, Queen Teska

    Self-fulfilling prophecy there? Geez what did he do?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    Oh noes!!!!!!!! I wonder why he got banned? :confused:
    Fear not Teacuppers!!!! I will see that justice is served to whoever did this to our noble King!!!!!!! :eek:

    P.S. Sorry for the double post :o

    EDIT: I have spoken with His Royal Highness King Trebort, and have learned that he is currently being held prisoner in the Land of Cryptic. :eek:
    We are negotiating for his release, he will hopefully be returned to us before the week is out.

    *Appears for the sake of plot development*
    Hmmm....I wonder if that Arch-duke Stormshade had anything to do with it; After all, he tried to cover teacupland with a dark, stormy void twice.....miss him though; how can one be evil with no good to oppose him and occasionally fall for his schemes?
    *Vanishes, as he was no longer needed for story progression*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    *Appears for the sake of plot development*
    Hmmm....I wonder if that Arch-duke Stormshade had anything to do with it; After all, he tried to cover teacupland with a dark, stormy void twice.....miss him though; how can one be evil with no good to oppose him and occasionally fall for his schemes?
    *Vanishes, as he was no longer needed for story progression*

    It's possible.....we should investigate immediately!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    It's possible.....we should investigate immediately!!!!

    Hmm, indeed...I might go mad with boredom if Trebort is gone for much longer. (Thinking to himself)hmmmm...as bad as this seems, I guess that without Trebort, things will be a lot easier! I can go Shopping without being told that Stealing from orphanages is wrong! I can build summer homes without being criticised for demolishing villages to use their land to build on! And I can get all the fresh sushi I want, from trout to endangered eels!
    *Remembers that Teska is still around, and, for the time being, has more authority than ever*
    Hmmmm.....she will still get in the way of my Teaturtle "harvesting operations". Man, its going to be harder than ever! And to think that, just around a year or so ago, I grew a Tea turtle to gigantic size to use as a mobile mining platform, and no one seemed to mind.....wait a minute.....
    *Gets an ingenious idea, and leaves to his still under-construction New Tea River Lair to plan further*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Hmm, indeed...I might go mad with boredom if Trebort is gone for much longer. (Thinking to himself)hmmmm...as bad as this seems, I guess that without Trebort, things will be a lot easier! I can go Shopping without being told that Stealing from orphanages is wrong! I can build summer homes without being criticised for demolishing villages to use their land to build on! And I can get all the fresh sushi I want, from trout to endangered eels!
    *Remembers that Teska is still around, and, for the time being, has more authority than ever*
    Hmmmm.....she will still get in the way of my Teaturtle "harvesting operations". Man, its going to be harder than ever! And to think that, just around a year or so ago, I grew a Tea turtle to gigantic size to use as a mobile mining platform, and no one seemed to mind.....wait a minute.....
    *Gets an ingenious idea, and leaves to his still under-construction New Tea River Lair to plan further*

    *meanwhile Teska is in the King's Panic Room monitoring Teacup Land via the monitors connected to K'raq's fly cams*

    Egads!!! :eek:
    K'raq, I need you to help me keep an eye on Antagonist......I think he may have something new up his sleeve, and I don't want anything to happen while the King is gone. :rolleyes:

    *goes back to monitoring Teacup Land while sipping a cup of tea and petting Prince Bogglesworth thoughtfully :cool:*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    *meanwhile Teska is in the King's Panic Room monitoring Teacup Land via the monitors connected to K'raq's fly cams*

    Egads!!! :eek:
    K'raq, I need you to help me keep an eye on Antagonist......I think he may have something new up his sleeve, and I don't want anything to happen while the King is gone. :rolleyes:

    *goes back to monitoring Teacup Land while sipping a cup of tea and petting Prince Bogglesworth thoughtfully :cool:*

    *Meanwhile, In the ruins of a silo in the ruby mountains, the last remnant of the Antagonist's short-lived occupation of Ruby Island, a familiar figure monitors both the Antagonist and Teska. This familiar individual then contacts a familiar organization, while looking over schematics of a familiar device, as well as occasionally glancing at a destroyed, but still familiar artifact. Then, just when you thought the situation couldn't get any more familiar, the familiar figure motions to a familiar creature, which roars (a familiar roar, of course), and flies off in a familiar manner*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    OOOF!

    *The King is thrown out of a car as it passes the castle, quickly followed by his crown, which he slips back on*

    Home Sweet Home! *He stands up and dusts off, his bright orange prisoner outfit all dirty and torn* Those Cryptic Jails are awful, and their jailer Phoxe, one evil person!

    *The King hurries inside to get changed, hoping he has not missed the garden party*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    OOOF!

    *The King is thrown out of a car as it passes the castle, quickly followed by his crown, which he slips back on*

    Home Sweet Home! *He stands up and dusts off, his bright orange prisoner outfit all dirty and torn* Those Cryptic Jails are awful, and their jailer Phoxe, one evil person!

    *The King hurries inside to get changed, hoping he has not missed the garden party*

    *as the King hurries through the throne room on his way to get changed, Teska jumps up from the throne*
    Welcome back my liege!!! :D
    Teacup Land has been dreadfully boring without you, shall I see that the cook prepares you a nice hot cup of tea?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Hooray, the King is back! Let us celebrate into the wee morning!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Teska wrote: »
    *as the King hurries through the throne room on his way to get changed, Teska jumps up from the throne*
    Welcome back my liege!!! :D
    Teacup Land has been dreadfully boring without you, shall I see that the cook prepares you a nice hot cup of tea?

    What a wonderful idea! *Strips off and changes in to his bright duck egg blue robes that he keeps in a bag under the throne for emergencies*
    Krent wrote: »
    Hooray, the King is back! Let us celebrate into the wee morning!

    That is also a brilliant idea! Let's build a big Tea Fountain in the Royal Gardens and give away free sticky buns!
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