SSEAL Team Leader: I must insist that you leave immediately. You're getting grease and popcorn crumbs on Mr. Sander's bedsheets and his pile of money.
*Gestures toward the door with his assault rifle*
Out. Now.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Dark Jade: *Doesn't notice and pulled Kuntel in*
***
Commander Tala: Captain... we got an active transmission from the surface.
Jade: Patch it through?
*Four SSEALs step forward and grab Kuntel and Dark Jade by their arms*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Four SSEALs step forward and grab Kuntel and Dark Jade by their arms*
*Waits for Dark Jade to go all crazy sh*t on them*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,450Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*They are instantly beamed up*
Dark Jade: Well... you know... feeling the need... to...
Jade: *behind them along with a full security team* Take a cold shower?
*They are instantly beamed up*
Dark Jade: Well... you know... feeling the need... to...
Jade: *behind them along with a full security team* Take a cold shower?
Thank God! Those damn SSEALs can not take a damn hint.
*Looks at Jade, then Dark Jade.*
Hey... not much of a resemblance...
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,450Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Jade: Because I don't live in fox form.
Dark Jade: HAD to spoil my fun didn't you?
Jade: I'm not the one looking to get laid. *Crosses arms across chest*
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,450Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Jade: Not so fast Kuntel. I need to talk to you. *Looks at the Security officers* Take her to the Brig.
*Catches up with Kuntel*
You learn anything from your evil twin?
Jade: Not so fast Kuntel. I need to talk to you. *Looks at the Security officers* Take her to the Brig.
*Catches up with Kuntel*
You learn anything from your evil twin?
Other than the clones seem to have all of your memories? And react differently.
*Shakes head*
Anyway, it turns out he had nothing to do with him. It was all the Allfathers idea. And they're doing more. Me, Shadow, you, Sanders, Worffan...
*Sander is westbound on US Rte. 50 doing about twice the posted speed limit when his phone rings.*
Yes?
SSEAL Team Leader: Sir, the intruders are gone. Transported out. I'm having somebody run a trace, but, it looks like the premises is secure. You can come home now.
Aw, I was kinda looking forward to doing a Vanishing Point run back to Santa Monica... Are you sure they are gone?
STL: Yessir. I watched them beam out. And we are setting up transport inhibitors so they can't get back in.
*Sander pulls a tire-smoking 180 in a gap in traffic and heads back toward Colorado Springs at a more leisurely 90mph*
How'd they get in past the sensor net in the first place?
STL: I'm unsure at this time, sir. I'm inclined to suspect incompetence on the part of your Jaffa security staff.
... From now on, you guys are my security staff. Nobody sneaks up on me again - nobody gets in the same room with me without a DNA check and a backscatter X-ray scan. And I'm installing a quantum interference detection grid to make sure that nothing gets near me again without everyone knowing about it.
STL: Very good, sir.
[OOC:](That means nobody gets to sneak up on me when I'm at home or in the office. I don't like surprises. :mad: )
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,450Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Um... she said it was you, or who I figured was your clone, taking a blood sample that lead to her. Back when I first became... well... how do I word it since I'm a fox and not a wolf?
Um... she said it was you, or who I figured was your clone, taking a blood sample that lead to her. Back when I first became... well... how do I word it since I'm a fox and not a wolf?
Werevixen? I don't know. I also suppose that the Allfather has many agents within the Grand Regime. It could have lead back to him, but I suspect he didn't hand it over. Or know anything about it until later.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,450Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Well... now we got her in the Brig, but I've got a feeling she's not gonna stay there. None of these clones seem to stay where we put them. And if she's a representitave of a clone army... it sucks. She's more interested in getting laid then anything else right now.
Well... now we got her in the Brig, but I've got a feeling she's not gonna stay there. None of these clones seem to stay where we put them. And if she's a representitave of a clone army... it sucks. She's more interested in getting laid then anything else right now.
Well... perhaps we can use that to get info out of her?
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SSEAL Team Leader: I must insist that you leave immediately. You're getting grease and popcorn crumbs on Mr. Sander's bedsheets and his pile of money.
*Gestures toward the door with his assault rifle*
Out. Now.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Goes with the embrace.*
So, Jade, why are you here at Sanders place?
*Hopes the comm can pick it up.*
*Looks out from embrace.*
Can't you see I'm doing something here?
SSEAL Team Leader: Do it somewhere else.
*Four SSEALs step forward and grab Kuntel and Dark Jade by their arms*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Waits for Dark Jade to go all crazy sh*t on them*
Dark Jade: Well... you know... feeling the need... to...
Jade: *behind them along with a full security team* Take a cold shower?
AHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! AHAhAHHAHAhAHhHAhAhAAAAhAaaaHAhHahA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL, MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!!
Thank God! Those damn SSEALs can not take a damn hint.
*Looks at Jade, then Dark Jade.*
Hey... not much of a resemblance...
Dark Jade: HAD to spoil my fun didn't you?
Jade: I'm not the one looking to get laid. *Crosses arms across chest*
*Gestures to a hallway.*
Have fun...
*Walks off.*
*Catches up with Kuntel*
You learn anything from your evil twin?
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!
BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!
*The last Hiveship explodes.*
Right, that's the Wraith dealt with. Now for that Asgard Dreadnought.
Open a channel to the ENTIRE fleet, including worffan's ship.
Jaffa: Yes sir!
*Across the fleet, Rule, Britannia can be heard blaring over the speakers at a gratuitously loud volume.*
(OOC: I think I found my new running gag! :P)
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
F*ck it, I want in on this.
Minions! Put me on all channels!
RULE BA'AL!!!
BA'AL RULE SPACE!!!
MINIONS OF BA'AL (tm) NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!!!!
HAIL BA'AL!!!
Other than the clones seem to have all of your memories? And react differently.
*Shakes head*
Anyway, it turns out he had nothing to do with him. It was all the Allfathers idea. And they're doing more. Me, Shadow, you, Sanders, Worffan...
*He shivers.*
They're making an army...
Yes?
SSEAL Team Leader: Sir, the intruders are gone. Transported out. I'm having somebody run a trace, but, it looks like the premises is secure. You can come home now.
Aw, I was kinda looking forward to doing a Vanishing Point run back to Santa Monica... Are you sure they are gone?
STL: Yessir. I watched them beam out. And we are setting up transport inhibitors so they can't get back in.
*Sander pulls a tire-smoking 180 in a gap in traffic and heads back toward Colorado Springs at a more leisurely 90mph*
How'd they get in past the sensor net in the first place?
STL: I'm unsure at this time, sir. I'm inclined to suspect incompetence on the part of your Jaffa security staff.
... From now on, you guys are my security staff. Nobody sneaks up on me again - nobody gets in the same room with me without a DNA check and a backscatter X-ray scan. And I'm installing a quantum interference detection grid to make sure that nothing gets near me again without everyone knowing about it.
STL: Very good, sir.
[OOC:](That means nobody gets to sneak up on me when I'm at home or in the office. I don't like surprises. :mad: )
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Jaffa: Sir, the channels still open.
Me: What?!
*Quickly stops playing the song.*
Hehe, sorry everyone! Just a slight... malfunction! Yeah, that's it! Malfunction!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
No problem, Minister. If you want the entire fleet to hear your tunes, and I'm OK with it (which I am), you have the right to enforce your wishes.
HAIL BA'AL!!!
Werevixen? I don't know. I also suppose that the Allfather has many agents within the Grand Regime. It could have lead back to him, but I suspect he didn't hand it over. Or know anything about it until later.
Excellent!
*Starts playing the song 'Fail Ba'al'. Quickly turns it off.*
Uh, sorry, that was my Jaffa's iPod.
Jaffa: What?!
Me: You are a member of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor! Take him away!
*The Jaffa is dragged away by guards. I go back to playing Rule, Britannia.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Well... perhaps we can use that to get info out of her?
... What?! No! I'm suggesting we offer her a boy toy if she tells us what we want!
*He shivers.*
I don't do recreational sex...
...
Darth Kuntel?
Time for some more loyalty tests.
Hail Ba'al!
Well, I'm sorry I can't make myself clearer.
*He takes a breath, stifling his anger.*
Do you know anyone that'll be up for the offer?