A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Evil Kuntel: Why? Why are you staring? Do I have something on my face? Do I? Do I?! DO I?!
*This continues for minutes.*
*Then the repressed memories come to the surface brought by the similarity of the eyes.*
Evil Kuntel: Please don't hurt me, Mommy. I didn't mean to fail! Please! Please, not the rack! Not the rack!
*This goes on, screams of pain of past inflictions muffled. Memories of being flayed alive to test if he could hold his emotionless face under pressure, years of silence, days without food or clothes on the Himalayan Mountains. On, and on it goes...*
*Then the repressed memories come to the surface brought by the similarity of the eyes.*
Evil Kuntel: Please don't hurt me, Mommy. I didn't mean to fail! Please! Please, not the rack! Not the rack!
*This goes on, screams of pain of past inflictions muffled. Memories of being flayed alive to test if he could hold his emotionless face under pressure, years of silence, days without food or clothes on the Himalayan Mountains. On, and on it goes...*
*Then the insane laughing starts, and this doesn't stop. It's just laughter, and yelling, crying, screaming. Walks out and runs hands down front of robes, smoothing them. Looks at Shadow.*
*Then the insane laughing starts, and this doesn't stop. It's just laughter, and yelling, crying, screaming. Walks out and runs hands down front of robes, smoothing them. Looks at Shadow.*
*Emotionless.* He's all yours...
*Walks towards then past Jade, in a trance.*
*rubs paws together and giggles fiendishly, eyes flashing solid black for a moment as he enters the room, still giggling like a half-insane psychopath*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*rubs paws together and giggles fiendishly, eyes flashing solid black for a moment as he enters the room, still giggling like a half-insane psychopath*
*Evil Kuntel is in fetal position, eyes wide, not seeing anything. He's still laughing like he's broken... because he is. He has pissed and sh*t himself...*
Mind probe time. Get every scrap of useful information you can out of him, put him on the Nozzle for ten minutes, then feed him to Associate Director of Sentient Resources Cthulhu.
*The mind is complete mush. It can't focus on anything besides two pairs of cold, gray eyes. Starring with such disappointment, content, and somehow, not caring at all...*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*holds a paw up and evil clone kuntel starts twitching and jerking around on the floor, as if he's having a major seizure*
keep laughing, you TRIBBLE...soon you'll either be screaming or dead from heart failure
*Stops laughing after a while. The body just stares, and breathes. The mind can't even think of the eyes anymore... Kuntel Clone #1, otherwise known as Evil Kuntel, AKA That TRIBBLE, is now brain dead...*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*prods the body with a footpaw, then kicks it hard in disgust*
worthless piece of sh*t...
*holds up a paw which begins glowing with a sickly pinkish-purple energy, then hurls the collected energy at the empty shell, the flesh starting to bulge grotesquely like a human balloon*
enjoy your stay in hell
*walks out of the room and closes the door behind him as the body continues swelling rapidly, walking up to worffan and company*
okay, i'm done *a sudden explosion rocks the room he just vacated, sending everyone nearly stumbling* and so is he
i would suggest you send in someone you really, REALLY hate to deal with the cleanup - it ain't gonna be pretty...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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I think I'll look for my evil twin or... something...
Perhaps come with us most of the way? If your clone is attracted to Shadow, then she will most likely come after him... maybe. It might have just been a heat thing...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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*Walks off, muttering*
I know it nearly broke me...
Alright... but if you need backup just say so.
*Looks back and smiles*
I know you got my back, cher.
*Walks in. Starfleet officers walk out a while later. No noise comes from the brig for a few minutes.*
*... Then the chattering starts.*
Evil Kuntel: Why? Why are you staring? Do I have something on my face? Do I? Do I?! DO I?!
*This continues for minutes.*
You need First Prime Teal'c?
Hail Ba'al!
so when do i get my turn with him?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Then the repressed memories come to the surface brought by the similarity of the eyes.*
Evil Kuntel: Please don't hurt me, Mommy. I didn't mean to fail! Please! Please, not the rack! Not the rack!
*This goes on, screams of pain of past inflictions muffled. Memories of being flayed alive to test if he could hold his emotionless face under pressure, years of silence, days without food or clothes on the Himalayan Mountains. On, and on it goes...*
*Then the insane laughing starts, and this doesn't stop. It's just laughter, and yelling, crying, screaming. Walks out and runs hands down front of robes, smoothing them. Looks at Shadow.*
*Emotionless.* He's all yours...
*Walks towards then past Jade, in a trance.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Evil Kuntel is in fetal position, eyes wide, not seeing anything. He's still laughing like he's broken... because he is. He has pissed and sh*t himself...*
Mind probe time. Get every scrap of useful information you can out of him, put him on the Nozzle for ten minutes, then feed him to Associate Director of Sentient Resources Cthulhu.
Hail Ba'al!
keep laughing, you TRIBBLE...soon you'll either be screaming or dead from heart failure
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Stops laughing after a while. The body just stares, and breathes. The mind can't even think of the eyes anymore... Kuntel Clone #1, otherwise known as Evil Kuntel, AKA That TRIBBLE, is now brain dead...*
revive him...i will not be cheated out of my fun just because he has a pathetically weak mind
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*chewing popcorn*
As you wish. MINIONS!!!
Hail Ba'al!
The Associate Director of what would be HR if the Grand Regime only employed humans is feeling peckish.
Hail Ba'al!
Um... what happened?
worthless piece of sh*t...
*holds up a paw which begins glowing with a sickly pinkish-purple energy, then hurls the collected energy at the empty shell, the flesh starting to bulge grotesquely like a human balloon*
enjoy your stay in hell
*walks out of the room and closes the door behind him as the body continues swelling rapidly, walking up to worffan and company*
okay, i'm done *a sudden explosion rocks the room he just vacated, sending everyone nearly stumbling* and so is he
i would suggest you send in someone you really, REALLY hate to deal with the cleanup - it ain't gonna be pretty...
and cthulhu can have whatever's left
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
oh, i'd almost forgotten that!
well, shall we? *he asks, suddenly exceedingly cheerfully as he clasps his paws together and rubs them*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
/tenchar
Yes, we shall. And I will be handling the Black Soulshard all of the way, thank you...
Perhaps come with us most of the way? If your clone is attracted to Shadow, then she will most likely come after him... maybe. It might have just been a heat thing...
*Rubs chin, then looks at Shadow.*
Well? Wheres the Shard?
*levels his gaze at kuntel*
by the way, i will be carrying it
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Fine then... guess I'll be taking my entire arsenal of charms, defining paint, and witchroot.
*Walks to his room to pack.*
Go easy on the witchroot. REALLY easy.
Hail Ba'al!