*Places hand on the bulkhead and starts muttering weird words. The tattoos visible on arms glow, and the others can be faintly seen beneath the clothes. The hand is glowing brightest, and soon the metal of the bulkhead does as well. The light spreads, and the metal melts away, showing the door.*
There.. and now if you excuse me...
*Passes out.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Well... that's one way of...
*shakes head*
Alright... lets get to work.
Jade, do you have any particular features that your clone would also have that can be picked up by really carefully-tuned starship sensors? If I use the Glorious Fleet to comb every solar system in the galaxy, we might be able to find Evil Jade; all hyperdrive-. quantum slipstream- and transwarp-equipped ships are accounted for, so she must be in a basic warp ship.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
You mean besides being a Trill werefox?
***
*Dark Jade turns around, swinging the phaser up to point at the source of the noise*
(OOC: This is pretty clearly an S-class Charlie Foxtrot, at least)
OOC: Let's just say they look a lot like a Ba'al leader uniform. They have been under his rule for a long while, so they haven't had a chance to make their own uniforms....
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Lowers werapon*
Dark Jade: At least I disabled an obsticle. The Lexington will be out of comission for a while. You have no idea how hard it is to focus on something when you're in Heat... don't know how she does it...
(OOC: Oh when I get my hands on evil Jade... Alpha Mike Foxtrot )
*Lowers werapon*
Dark Jade: At least I disabled an obsticle. The Lexington will be out of comission for a while. You have no idea how hard it is to focus on something when you're in Heat... don't know how she does it...
(OOC: Oh when I get my hands on evil Jade... Alpha Mike Foxtrot )
General Kuntel: Yes well, you will definitely get a promotion upon return. Most likely Commander. Anyway, we should be making our way off this planet.
*He gestures to his side, to pathway leading to a clearing, of which a tel'Tak rests.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Dark Jade: Think we'll have time for some... fun... on the way?
Jade! We have detected your evil clone and a clone of Darth Kuntel on an unauthorized tel'tak!
Sending the Inviolable Subtlety and the Glorious Cloak of Sovereign Ba'al to shadow it under cloak, and eighteen Extreme Prejudice-class command ships to head them off. I'm taking the Superior Force just in case. Want to come help catch the bad guys?
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*A console explodes in the background*
Well... I think we're gonna need a shipyard facility to fix everything. Status of the Warp Drive?
Crewman: We try to even hit Warp 1 we risk a core breach. I don't know what she did, but we're effectively disabled still.
Jade: *Swears under breath*
*A console explodes in the background*
Well... I think we're gonna need a shipyard facility to fix everything. Status of the Warp Drive?
Crewman: We try to even hit Warp 1 we risk a core breach. I don't know what she did, but we're effectively disabled still.
Jade: *Swears under breath*
Sh*t!
*Grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the console.*
Ba'al, this is what... I just...
*Shakes head.*
I want to kill this b*tch, but I feel like I need to help out here...
We picked up another unauthorized ship. The scans have completed, so those are the only ones, but...
You guys go after the second one, I'm taking the Superior Force, the Cape of Untrammeled Dignity, the Unbelievably Pretentious, the Spear of Incalculable Agony, and the I'm Working For An Alien Overlord (O'Neill's personal ship), and fourteen other command cruisers to intercept and head off the first.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: and on that note, I'm heading to bed. You guys chase the one Evil Jade and Evil Kuntel; I will take care of the other pair in then morning)
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,454Community Moderator
edited July 2014
No... you don't touch her. She's mine. She screwed with my ship. I kinda take that personal.
(Lexington's not going anywhere for a while due to sabotage. I'm sure we'll be seeing them again.)
We picked up another unauthorized ship. The scans have completed, so those are the only ones, but...
You guys go after the second one, I'm taking the Superior Force, the Cape of Untrammeled Dignity, the Unbelievably Pretentious, the Spear of Incalculable Agony, and the I'm Working For An Alien Overlord (O'Neill's personal ship), and fourteen other command cruisers to intercept and head off the first.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: and on that note, I'm heading to bed. You guys chase the one Evil Jade and Evil Kuntel; I will take care of the other pair in then morning)
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*Places hand on the bulkhead and starts muttering weird words. The tattoos visible on arms glow, and the others can be faintly seen beneath the clothes. The hand is glowing brightest, and soon the metal of the bulkhead does as well. The light spreads, and the metal melts away, showing the door.*
There.. and now if you excuse me...
*Passes out.*
*shakes head*
Alright... lets get to work.
Well... that was tiring...
*Starts to stand shakily.*
*A certain evil clone of a certain Starfleet Captain is wandering aimlessly with a phaser*
*There is a coughing behind her.*
Jade, do you have any particular features that your clone would also have that can be picked up by really carefully-tuned starship sensors? If I use the Glorious Fleet to comb every solar system in the galaxy, we might be able to find Evil Jade; all hyperdrive-. quantum slipstream- and transwarp-equipped ships are accounted for, so she must be in a basic warp ship.
Hail Ba'al!
***
*Dark Jade turns around, swinging the phaser up to point at the source of the noise*
Good point. Starting scans, launching all auxiliary craft.
Minions! Ready my Smitation Gun!
Hail Ba'al!
*She comes face to face with another Kuntel. He is in an Allfather Rebellion General uniform.*
General Kuntel: It is not good to point a weapon at a superior officer...
OOC: Let's just say they look a lot like a Ba'al leader uniform. They have been under his rule for a long while, so they haven't had a chance to make their own uniforms....
Dark Jade: At least I disabled an obsticle. The Lexington will be out of comission for a while. You have no idea how hard it is to focus on something when you're in Heat... don't know how she does it...
(OOC: Oh when I get my hands on evil Jade... Alpha Mike Foxtrot )
General Kuntel: Yes well, you will definitely get a promotion upon return. Most likely Commander. Anyway, we should be making our way off this planet.
*He gestures to his side, to pathway leading to a clearing, of which a tel'Tak rests.*
*He raises an eyebrow.*
General Kuntel: Possibly...
*He bows and extends a hand.*
General Kuntel: Miss, if you would accompany me?
*He leads her to the ship and a Jaffa opens the entrance. He gestures to it.*
General Kuntel: Ladies first...
*He follows, and the Jaffa closes the door. The General looks in the cockpit.*
General Kuntel: Set course to Command. I will be in back... entertaining our comrade...
*He closes the door and turns back to Dark Jade.*
General Kuntel: Are you ready, fair lady?
OOC: I suggest allusion to it, then back to the Lexington...
*Fade out*
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Back on the Lexington
Jade: Well... I think we're about ready...
*Cracks knuckles and yawns.*
God, that was a lot of sh*t to do for one code...
IC:
Jade! We have detected your evil clone and a clone of Darth Kuntel on an unauthorized tel'tak!
Sending the Inviolable Subtlety and the Glorious Cloak of Sovereign Ba'al to shadow it under cloak, and eighteen Extreme Prejudice-class command ships to head them off. I'm taking the Superior Force just in case. Want to come help catch the bad guys?
Hail Ba'al!
Well... I think we're gonna need a shipyard facility to fix everything. Status of the Warp Drive?
Crewman: We try to even hit Warp 1 we risk a core breach. I don't know what she did, but we're effectively disabled still.
Jade: *Swears under breath*
Sh*t!
*Grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the console.*
Ba'al, this is what... I just...
*Shakes head.*
I want to kill this b*tch, but I feel like I need to help out here...
Wait.
We picked up another unauthorized ship. The scans have completed, so those are the only ones, but...
You guys go after the second one, I'm taking the Superior Force, the Cape of Untrammeled Dignity, the Unbelievably Pretentious, the Spear of Incalculable Agony, and the I'm Working For An Alien Overlord (O'Neill's personal ship), and fourteen other command cruisers to intercept and head off the first.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: and on that note, I'm heading to bed. You guys chase the one Evil Jade and Evil Kuntel; I will take care of the other pair in then morning)
(Lexington's not going anywhere for a while due to sabotage. I'm sure we'll be seeing them again.)
OOC: Alright, night.
OOC: Definitely. Though I didn't get to give the new one a unique name. A general deserves that!
Okay, okay. But I want to be there.
*Another console explodes.*
What is it with this sh*t and going off!
*Runs over and extinguishes it.*