Somewhere out there, there is an entire army of evil, sexed-up duplicates of ME???
*preens in Grand Vizieratorial robes for a moment*
Well. Can't decide if I want to KILL THEM WITH FIRE (and the Smitation Gun) before they ruin my reputation, or invite them to my place and introduce them to my contractually-obligated harem...
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,452Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Kuntel... she's an evil twin. Not only that...
*Realizes something*
Wait... you said these clones have our memories?
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,452Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Deadpan look*
*Gets bowled over by something furry*
Ow... what was...
*Sees a tail disappear around a corner*
Either that was Shadow... or we just got a lucky break.
In additition the aforementioned mass-negated neutronium alloy double hull and improved battlecloak, your ship is being outfitted with dual 240cm-caliber rail guns and a particle stream cannon in a centerline housing, and dual turret-mounted 90cm rail guns top and bottom, in addition to a full complement of other nasty armament.
The big guns won't be planet-killers, but with antimatter warheads they ought to lay waste to a region the size of Arizona with a single shot. You certainly won't have any trouble chewing through enemy capital ships with those bad boys.
The particle stream cannon, on the other hand, is theoretically capable of drilling straight through a rocky planetary body, if you fired it from geosync orbit at full power for an hour or two. Or it can be dialed down and used to inscribe your name on the surface of a moon or asteroid. It is also capable of defeating any known shield.
They're installing the ship's AI right now. Is there any particular personality profile you'd like?
one that isn't a damn psychopath like M-5 or Skynet was would be good
and where is this centerline housed particle cannon being placed? the ship is split down the middle until it reaches the hangar bay, which is roughly in the center of the ship...that doesn't leave a lot of room for BFGs
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
one that isn't a damn psychopath like M-5 or Skynet was would be good
and where is this centerline housed particle cannon being placed? the ship is split down the middle until it reaches the hangar bay, which is roughly in the center of the ship...that doesn't leave a lot of room for BFGs
The plan is to split the hangar bay in half down the middle and mount the gun right through the centerline. You'll lose some auxiliary craft capacity, but the supergun is SO worth it.
The standard AI personality is based off of your very own Grand Vizier, but you may of course specify a particular personality if you wish.
The plan is to split the hangar bay in half down the middle and mount the gun right through the centerline. You'll lose some auxiliary craft capacity, but the supergun is SO worth it.
The standard AI personality is based off of your very own Grand Vizier, but you may of course specify a particular personality if you wish.
Hail Ba'al!
uh, yeah...no offense, but i don't want you on my ship twenty-four seven...how about Sun Tzu?
and considering the damn base model could already hold more fighters than an imperial star destroyer twice its size, and this thing is going to be FOUR times the size...i'm already going to be able to field well over three hundred fighters, bombers and other small craft
hell, maybe i'll see about getting some nausicaan siphon pods...suck my enemies dry *evil, insane cackle*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
uh, yeah...no offense, but i don't want you on my ship twenty-four seven...how about Sun Tzu?
and considering the damn base model could already hold more fighters than an imperial star destroyer twice its size, and this thing is going to be FOUR times the size...i'm already going to be able to field well over three hundred fighters, bombers and other small craft
hell, maybe i'll see about getting some nausicaan siphon pods...suck my enemies dry *evil, insane cackle*
...
Well, that's certainly an atypical use of the Time Jumper, but definitely within protocol.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
the man literally poured his entire being into The Art of War...you can't just read that for a reference?
For starters. We're talking a near-perfect copy of the man's entire psyche, augmented with modern knowledge and the processing power to handle an advanced warship.
The book gives us a boost, but protocol requires a little extra research.
*Deadpan look*
*Gets bowled over by something furry*
Ow... what was...
*Sees a tail disappear around a corner*
Either that was Shadow... or we just got a lucky break.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,452Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Follows*
*Runs by an open door to a Transporter room, just as someone beams out*
TRIBBLE... she restored power to the Transporter to...
*Transporter console blows up*
I am starting to hate her...
*Follows*
*Runs by an open door to a Transporter room, just as someone beams out*
TRIBBLE... she restored power to the Transporter to...
*Transporter console blows up*
I am starting to hate her...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,452Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Until I can change my access codes, she'll have free reign on the Lexington.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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... Do you know how awkward it is to watch yourself mentally break, then sh*t and TRIBBLE yourself? I think you can sacrifice something...
Somewhere out there, there is an entire army of evil, sexed-up duplicates of ME???
*preens in Grand Vizieratorial robes for a moment*
Well. Can't decide if I want to KILL THEM WITH FIRE (and the Smitation Gun) before they ruin my reputation, or invite them to my place and introduce them to my contractually-obligated harem...
Hail Ba'al!
*Realizes something*
Wait... you said these clones have our memories?
First, no, she's an evil clone. Similar, but different.
Second, yes, they do...
*Ship looses power*
*Groans* She's got my access codes... -_-
... Well, this is certainly a dilemma. I would suggest moving everyone to the hangar so she can't escape...
Hey, all! We just finished wiping up an All-Father fleet. Anybody need us for anything?
Hail Ba'al!
She doesn't need the shuttle bay. She can take the Captain's Yatch, power up a Transporter Room... she's got options.
Well, this is a bit of a weird question, but can you smell her?
*Shakes head*
Think like a sex starved, cornered animal.
*Gets bowled over by something furry*
Ow... what was...
*Sees a tail disappear around a corner*
Either that was Shadow... or we just got a lucky break.
and where is this centerline housed particle cannon being placed? the ship is split down the middle until it reaches the hangar bay, which is roughly in the center of the ship...that doesn't leave a lot of room for BFGs
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
The plan is to split the hangar bay in half down the middle and mount the gun right through the centerline. You'll lose some auxiliary craft capacity, but the supergun is SO worth it.
The standard AI personality is based off of your very own Grand Vizier, but you may of course specify a particular personality if you wish.
Hail Ba'al!
and considering the damn base model could already hold more fighters than an imperial star destroyer twice its size, and this thing is going to be FOUR times the size...i'm already going to be able to field well over three hundred fighters, bombers and other small craft
hell, maybe i'll see about getting some nausicaan siphon pods...suck my enemies dry *evil, insane cackle*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
Well, that's certainly an atypical use of the Time Jumper, but definitely within protocol.
It shall be done!
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
So that we can observe the actual Sun Tzu and model his personality properly for the AI.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
For starters. We're talking a near-perfect copy of the man's entire psyche, augmented with modern knowledge and the processing power to handle an advanced warship.
The book gives us a boost, but protocol requires a little extra research.
Hail Ba'al!
*Poses and points after the thing.*
The hunt begins! Come on!
*Grabs Jade's arm and hurries after it.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Runs by an open door to a Transporter room, just as someone beams out*
TRIBBLE... she restored power to the Transporter to...
*Transporter console blows up*
I am starting to hate her...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Still don't know what kind of damage she caused.
This is gonna take forever...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Looks at Jade.*
I have no idea how to get anywhere near the bridge.... soooooo.....
Morning, Regime! I brought tofu bacon cheeseburgers! Made with mixed-vegetable soy patties and real tofu bacon!
Hail Ba'al!
(note: I am vegetarian, in the joke as well as IRL. So I'm bringing vegetarian bacon cheeseburgers, which are in fact theoretically possible)