A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Cher, I've made my way through the Sea of Chaos to Daemron's Realm and back again. I think I can handle the Burning TRIBBLE.
and that is precisely why you aren't entering hell with me...as a chaos mage, you are FAR more vulnerable to hell's corruptive influence than anyone else
if you came, you'd quickly warp into a filthy hellspawn...and then i'd have to put you down like a filthy hellspawn
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
and that is precisely why you aren't entering hell with me...as a chaos mage, you are FAR more vulnerable to hell's corruptive influence than anyone else
if you came, you'd quickly warp into a filthy hellspawn...and then i'd have to put you down like a filthy hellspawn
... Dude, as a chaos mage, it means I am the best prepared to do this. I have spent... years of my life harnessing and persuading chaos, and resisting it.
... Dude, as a chaos mage, it means I am the best prepared to do this. I have spent... years of my life harnessing and persuading chaos, and resisting it.
you're not entering hell with me, and that's final
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
you're not entering hell with me, and that's final
this is something i need to do on my own
Fine. Give me a map and I'll meet you there. If you don't get there in two Hell days, I'll call the Hell police. Or find a big hammer marked 'Satan Killer' and find you.
Fine. Give me a map and I'll meet you there. If you don't get there in two Hell days, I'll call the Hell police. Or find a big hammer marked 'Satan Killer' and find you.
what do you think this is, dante's inferno?
it's not satan's hell i'm entering, it's an entirely different hell
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Walks over a catwalk over one of the Falklands Dockyards as one of the Victoria-Class Cruisers is being built (think Daedalus but with an underslung fighter bay and the two hangar pods replaced with missile pods).*
Excellent.
Now get to work laying the keel for my new Flagship, the Best Defence!
*Walks over a catwalk over one of the Falklands Dockyards as one of the Victoria-Class Cruisers is being built (think Daedalus but with an underslung fighter bay and the two hangar pods replaced with missile pods).*
Excellent.
Now get to work laying the keel for my new Flagship, the Best Defence!
Hail Ba'al!
Ba'al says that as an apology for being stuck in space for an extended period, he's willing to build you a Superior Force-class dreadnought carrier. Complete with supergun.
Yes, this means you can sit in the Command Throne (tm) and use the laughably overpowered SMITE button.
Plus, you get a raise of 2 million pounds a month, an Order of Ba'al (first class), and a new Jacuzzi for your Ministerial Palace (formerly Buckingham Palace).
and see if you can find out if my ship will be done soon; i'd prefer to travel to sanctuary in style, but if it'll take too long, i'll just have to use the ship you loaned me
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
and see if you can find out if my ship will be done soon; i'd prefer to travel to sanctuary in style, but if it'll take too long, i'll just have to use the ship you loaned me
I think it was a while back. Anyway, it's on condition that all Regime officials have free reign in the British Isles.
Because there is NO way I am letting Ryan have British television, British tea, and Skullsplitter ale from those little islands near Scotland all to himself.
Ba'al says that as an apology for being stuck in space for an extended period, he's willing to build you a Superior Force-class dreadnought carrier. Complete with supergun.
Yes, this means you can sit in the Command Throne (tm) and use the laughably overpowered SMITE button.
Plus, you get a raise of 2 million pounds a month, an Order of Ba'al (first class), and a new Jacuzzi for your Ministerial Palace (formerly Buckingham Palace).
Hail Ba'al!
Personally, I prefer ships that can actually be missed by enemy fire...
I will, however, take the medals, raise and jacuzzi. :P
Personally, I prefer ships that can actually be missed by enemy fire...
I will, however, take the medals, raise and jacuzzi. :P
Who cares about being missed when your hull's solid neutronium?
The Superior Force-class command dreadnought mothership is effectively invincible, has enough weapons to destroy a planet in under a minute without even using the Smitation Gun, and it's fast as lightning, thanks to the mass negation tech.
Who cares about being missed when your hull's solid neutronium?
The Superior Force-class command dreadnought mothership is effectively invincible, has enough weapons to destroy a planet in under a minute without even using the Smitation Gun, and it's fast as lightning, thanks to the mass negation tech.
Hail Ba'al!
*blinks* wait, we have mass-negation capabilities?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Who cares about being missed when your hull's solid neutronium?
The Superior Force-class command dreadnought mothership is effectively invincible, has enough weapons to destroy a planet in under a minute without even using the Smitation Gun, and it's fast as lightning, thanks to the mass negation tech.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Sorry. That is so against Regime standard protocols it's not even funny.
But I GUARANTEE that it will be ready by Sunday.
so i'll hold off my trip to sanctuary until then, i guess...the nightmares from close proximity to the shard really suck, but regular injections of stimmies help counteract the lack of sleep
oh, by the way...cloaking device - the ship should definitely have a cloak if it doesn't already
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
so i'll hold off my trip to sanctuary until then, i guess...the nightmares from close proximity to the shard really suck, but regular injections of stimmies help counteract the lack of sleep
oh, by the way...cloaking device - the ship should definitely have a cloak if it doesn't already
I called in a favor from First Prime Teal'c. It's not a perfect cloak like you'd have on a smaller ship, but it's serviceable.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
and i should probably pack a few things as well...*heads back to his room to pack some supplies and grab the shard*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Walks back carrying a leather case.
I'm going to f*cking Hell mate. I'll take as much as I need...
actually, you're going to sanctuary; none of you will be entering the burning TRIBBLE with me
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Sovereign Ba'al says regulate your intake carefully, and Sovereign Ba'al signs your paychecks.
Also, didn't you just say that your evil clones overuse witchroot?
Hail Ba'al!
*Smiles.*
Cher, I've made my way through the Sea of Chaos to Daemron's Realm and back again. I think I can handle the Burning TRIBBLE.
I said I'm off it. But again, f*cking HELL!
if you came, you'd quickly warp into a filthy hellspawn...and then i'd have to put you down like a filthy hellspawn
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
... Dude, as a chaos mage, it means I am the best prepared to do this. I have spent... years of my life harnessing and persuading chaos, and resisting it.
this is something i need to do on my own
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Fine. Give me a map and I'll meet you there. If you don't get there in two Hell days, I'll call the Hell police. Or find a big hammer marked 'Satan Killer' and find you.
it's not satan's hell i'm entering, it's an entirely different hell
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Still not caring.
*Walks toward Shadows ship.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Excellent.
Now get to work laying the keel for my new Flagship, the Best Defence!
Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Ba'al says that as an apology for being stuck in space for an extended period, he's willing to build you a Superior Force-class dreadnought carrier. Complete with supergun.
Yes, this means you can sit in the Command Throne (tm) and use the laughably overpowered SMITE button.
Plus, you get a raise of 2 million pounds a month, an Order of Ba'al (first class), and a new Jacuzzi for your Ministerial Palace (formerly Buckingham Palace).
Hail Ba'al!
and see if you can find out if my ship will be done soon; i'd prefer to travel to sanctuary in style, but if it'll take too long, i'll just have to use the ship you loaned me
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I think it was a while back. Anyway, it's on condition that all Regime officials have free reign in the British Isles.
Because there is NO way I am letting Ryan have British television, British tea, and Skullsplitter ale from those little islands near Scotland all to himself.
Hail Ba'al!
Personally, I prefer ships that can actually be missed by enemy fire...
I will, however, take the medals, raise and jacuzzi. :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Who cares about being missed when your hull's solid neutronium?
The Superior Force-class command dreadnought mothership is effectively invincible, has enough weapons to destroy a planet in under a minute without even using the Smitation Gun, and it's fast as lightning, thanks to the mass negation tech.
Hail Ba'al!
*hails sander again* i want that in my ship!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Already done. It's the new standard for command ships.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
It is incredibly kickass, though.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Gee, where have I heard that before? :P
Every ship has a weakness.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
But I GUARANTEE that it will be ready by Sunday. This ship took a direct hit in testing from a thirty-ton asteroid fired at .5 c without significant damage.
The Superior Force has no weaknesses that I know of.
No exposed exhaust ports.
Just neutronium and weapons. Lots of weapons.
Hail Ba'al!
oh, by the way...cloaking device - the ship should definitely have a cloak if it doesn't already
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I called in a favor from First Prime Teal'c. It's not a perfect cloak like you'd have on a smaller ship, but it's serviceable.
Better than the average Klingon cloak, at least.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"