A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
He's real. I had some Minions of Ba'al (tm) check Evil kuntel's corpse while you were out.
Hey, thanks for the new flagship, by the way. I've got an uninhabited planet that I want to test it on. Be right back.
Hail Ba'al!
Whoa, hang on! Let me walk you through it! You can't just grab the keys to the most awesome warship ever conceived of without some sort of checkout process. Besides, you don't even know where it is!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Also, never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad to see you alive, Kuntel. Although I was looking forward to using "The Nozzle" on your eviler clone.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Whoa, hang on! Let me walk you through it! You can just grab the keys to the most awesome warship ever conceived of without some sort of checkout process. Besides, you don't even know where it is!
I have the owner's manual that you so helpfully printed, and I have minions for the rest of the stuff. All I really need to know is the "SMITE" button.
The keys and the location of the Superior Force would be nice, though.
I have the owner's manual that you so helpfully printed, and I have minions for the rest of the stuff. All I really need to know is the "SMITE" button.
The keys and the location of the Superior Force would be nice, though.
Hail Ba'al!
*Dangles keys tantalizingly*
I'd tell you not scratch the paint, but its got a double hull of 10cm neutronium alloy plating (with 60cm of hard vacuum between each layer to mitigate shockwave propagation.)
Except at the bow - that's 5m of solid neutronium so you can just ram things if you get tired of using the God Cannon. Or the antiproton lances. Or the gamma pulse lasers. Or the dual octuple rail guns. Or the hanger bays full of Death Gliders, Unseen Terror-class scout ships, and Extreme Prejudice-class warships.
It's at the Beta Antares shipyard. It's the 50km-long ship that looks two super-star destroyers stacked on top of each other with an oil pipeline between them.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Two things, Kuntel: 1) never call me that, and 2) we need to talk about your pet psychopaths. They keep sneaking up on me, which has become quite fatal to them since I assigned these SSEALs to my protection detail, but they won't let up.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I'd tell you not scratch the paint, but its got a double hull of 10cm neutronium alloy plating (with 60cm of hard vacuum between each layer to mitigate shockwave propagation.)
Except at the bow - that's 5m of solid neutronium so you can just ram things if you get tired of using the God Cannon. Or the antiproton lances. Or the gamma pulse lasers. Or the dual octuple rail guns. Or the hanger bays full of Death Gliders, Unseen Terror-class scout ships, and Extreme Prejudice-class warships.
It's at the Beta Antares shipyard. It's the 50km-long ship that looks two super-star destroyers stacked on top of each other with an oil pipeline between them.
Hail Ba'al!
...
I think I just had another totally-not-evil-at-allgasm.
That is one EPIC starship!
*boards Superior Force*
Minions! Set course for Epsilon Andromedae 8!
*Hyperdrive jumps the titanic warship to Epsilon Andromedae 8*
Right. Set us up with the Smitation Cannon aimed at the planet.
Jaffa: Ready to fire, Grand Vizier! Hail Ba'al!
GV (settling in Glorious Command Throne (tm)): Right. Oh, man, I have ALWAYS wanted to say this...
Yipee Ki-Yay, motherf*cker!
*presses big red SMITE button*
*God Mode Gun fires*
SFX: KRACKOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GV: It even has simulated combat sounds!!!
...
I think I'm in love with this ship.
Jaffa: Sir? There are a few superfluous moons and asteroids floating around the debris field. Shall we target them?
GV: Uh...
Right. Yeah.
Hit the moons with the railguns and antiproton cannons and the gamma pulse lasers before they can float too far out of the way.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*whines* how come everyone is getting personal warships except me?
You want one? Sure. How about an enhanced Extreme Prejudice-class with upgraded weapons and shield systems stolen from the Iconians and the 31st century of the trekverse. Oh, and a temporal core, just for kicks.
Hail Ba'al!
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*Walks in, still in vixen form and looking tired*
Ugh...
*Sees Kuntel and pounces, pinning him to the wall*
How the HELL did you escape? And WHAT THE HELL WITH MAKING AN EVIL CLONE OF ME?!
Dude, I SENT a luxury tel'tak to pick you up! It had an on-board Jaccuzi and everything!!!
Jaffa: Grand Vizier, the tel'tak you sent has vanished off of all sensors. We still do not know what happened.
Grand Vizier: Um...
So...
Yeah. Looks like the luxury ship I sent for you was ambushed by the All-Father nuts.
You want to come with to crush them? I'll let you fire the Smitation Gun!
Hail Ba'al!
*pops up on holoviewer.*
Actually, he can't fire the God Cannon. Only you can. The Smite! button is biometrically encoded to your right index fingerprint.
I thought you said you read the manual?
(also, don't lose that finger.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Walks in, still in vixen form and looking tired*
Ugh...
*Sees Kuntel and pounces, pinning him to the wall*
How the HELL did you escape? And WHAT THE HELL WITH MAKING AN EVIL CLONE OF ME?!
Woah... what is that about?
*Walks over.*
Er... Jade? I don't think he'd ever do something that... creepy.
Done deal. But you can kill him as many times as you like; we have a sarcophagus, after all.
You can also feed him to an Old One if you like...
You want one? Sure. How about an enhanced Extreme Prejudice-class with upgraded weapons and shield systems stolen from the Iconians and the 31st century of the trekverse. Oh, and a temporal core, just for kicks.
Hail Ba'al!
I thought you let shadowfang have an Unseen Terror-class; the Something-or-other Subtlety?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Walks in, still in vixen form and looking tired*
Ugh...
*Sees Kuntel and pounces, pinning him to the wall*
How the HELL did you escape? And WHAT THE HELL WITH MAKING AN EVIL CLONE OF ME?!
*Blinks*
Uh, cher? What are you talking about?
*Gulps*
Did those weird out of place feelings from before turn into something else?
You want one? Sure. How about an enhanced Extreme Prejudice-class with upgraded weapons and shield systems stolen from the Iconians and the 31st century of the trekverse. Oh, and a temporal core, just for kicks.
only 4 times the size, turbolasers and laser cannons replaced with dark matter cannons, torpedo launchers filled with the strongest naquadria-enhanced warheads you have, and assuming it's finally working...an arc reactor
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
What wrong Colonel Sanders? Why so hostile, cher?
He's real. I had some Minions of Ba'al (tm) check Evil kuntel's corpse while you were out.
Hey, thanks for the new flagship, by the way. I've got an uninhabited planet that I want to test it on. Be right back.
Hail Ba'al!
Whoa, hang on! Let me walk you through it! You can't just grab the keys to the most awesome warship ever conceived of without some sort of checkout process. Besides, you don't even know where it is!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I have the owner's manual that you so helpfully printed, and I have minions for the rest of the stuff. All I really need to know is the "SMITE" button.
The keys and the location of the Superior Force would be nice, though.
Hail Ba'al!
*Dangles keys tantalizingly*
I'd tell you not scratch the paint, but its got a double hull of 10cm neutronium alloy plating (with 60cm of hard vacuum between each layer to mitigate shockwave propagation.)
Except at the bow - that's 5m of solid neutronium so you can just ram things if you get tired of using the God Cannon. Or the antiproton lances. Or the gamma pulse lasers. Or the dual octuple rail guns. Or the hanger bays full of Death Gliders, Unseen Terror-class scout ships, and Extreme Prejudice-class warships.
It's at the Beta Antares shipyard. It's the 50km-long ship that looks two super-star destroyers stacked on top of each other with an oil pipeline between them.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Two things, Kuntel: 1) never call me that, and 2) we need to talk about your pet psychopaths. They keep sneaking up on me, which has become quite fatal to them since I assigned these SSEALs to my protection detail, but they won't let up.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...
I think I just had another totally-not-evil-at-allgasm.
That is one EPIC starship!
*boards Superior Force*
Minions! Set course for Epsilon Andromedae 8!
*Hyperdrive jumps the titanic warship to Epsilon Andromedae 8*
Right. Set us up with the Smitation Cannon aimed at the planet.
Jaffa: Ready to fire, Grand Vizier! Hail Ba'al!
GV (settling in Glorious Command Throne (tm)): Right. Oh, man, I have ALWAYS wanted to say this...
Yipee Ki-Yay, motherf*cker!
*presses big red SMITE button*
*God Mode Gun fires*
SFX: KRACKOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GV: It even has simulated combat sounds!!!
...
I think I'm in love with this ship.
Jaffa: Sir? There are a few superfluous moons and asteroids floating around the debris field. Shall we target them?
GV: Uh...
Right. Yeah.
Hit the moons with the railguns and antiproton cannons and the gamma pulse lasers before they can float too far out of the way.
HAIL BA'AL!!!
Hi.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Oh. Uh. Hi?
Don't worry, it should reform from the dust in a few billion years.
And, uh, it wasn't exactly suitable for colonization beforehand.
Uh.
Sorry?
We can bring a duplicate in from an alternate universe with creative use of the Supergate, I guess?
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I have just spent a day in an escape pod! Left for DEAD!
*Starts walking towards worffan.*
I mean, I could understand if, say, I was kuntel, but your Minister of Colonisation? Oh, no!
Apologise... before I go Picard on you...
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Leans in from behind, then whispers in the ear.*
... What does that mean, cher?
*Is still bloody and bare chested, the tattoos slightly glowing.
I...um...sorry?
*to Jaffa*
Hey, minion! What the hell happened to the tel'tak I sent out for Minister Ryan, anyway???
Hail Ba'al!
NOT GOOD ENOUGH, DAMMIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
No, actually, I can do one better than going Picard on you...
I, can go, Shatner, on you...
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
... Okay, I actually want to see that.
*Walks out from behind Ryan.*
Dude, I SENT a luxury tel'tak to pick you up! It had an on-board Jaccuzi and everything!!!
Jaffa: Grand Vizier, the tel'tak you sent has vanished off of all sensors. We still do not know what happened.
Grand Vizier: Um...
So...
Yeah. Looks like the luxury ship I sent for you was ambushed by the All-Father nuts.
You want to come with to crush them? I'll let you fire the Smitation Gun!
Hail Ba'al!
...
I want a promotion. And a personal warship of my design.
And a moon. Preferably one that was habitable.
Oh, and Gibraltar.
And I want to kill the evil Kuntel, slowly, in the gravity torture chamber. Permanently.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Kuntel doesn't either! And the Lexington is technically a ship of exploration, not a warship.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
You can also feed him to an Old One if you like...
You want one? Sure. How about an enhanced Extreme Prejudice-class with upgraded weapons and shield systems stolen from the Iconians and the 31st century of the trekverse. Oh, and a temporal core, just for kicks.
Hail Ba'al!
Ugh...
*Sees Kuntel and pounces, pinning him to the wall*
How the HELL did you escape? And WHAT THE HELL WITH MAKING AN EVIL CLONE OF ME?!
*pops up on holoviewer.*
Actually, he can't fire the God Cannon. Only you can. The Smite! button is biometrically encoded to your right index fingerprint.
I thought you said you read the manual?
(also, don't lose that finger.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Woah... what is that about?
*Walks over.*
Er... Jade? I don't think he'd ever do something that... creepy.
Please don't kill me.
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I thought you let shadowfang have an Unseen Terror-class; the Something-or-other Subtlety?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Awesome.
In that case, Ryan, you can fly one of the auxiliary warships and/or fire the railguns.
Hail Ba'al!
Uh, cher? What are you talking about?
*Gulps*
Did those weird out of place feelings from before turn into something else?
only 4 times the size, turbolasers and laser cannons replaced with dark matter cannons, torpedo launchers filled with the strongest naquadria-enhanced warheads you have, and assuming it's finally working...an arc reactor
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Just on loan.
But I'm pretty sure that I can get it and a command cruiser for him both on a more permanent basis.
Hail Ba'al!