i'll take care of that *walks over to the pot and places his paws on it, then closes his eyes and concentrates, the liquid quickly heating to a boiling point*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
i'll take care of that *walks over to the pot and places his paws on it, then closes his eyes and concentrates, the liquid quickly heating to a boiling point*
there, coffee's hot again
*Pours new cup. Sips.*
Nope. Warmed up coffee isn't as good as freshly brewed. Shouldn't take long though.
Nope. Warmed up coffee isn't as good as freshly brewed. Shouldn't take long though.
*Pours out pot and starts new batch.*
So, what happened while I was dead?
eh, not much, just worffan being his usual sycophantic self, jade being her usual starfleet self, ryan being his usual psychopathic self, stuff like that...so the fact that i heated a pot of coffee just by touching it didn't surprise you in the least?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
eh, not much, just worffan being his usual sycophantic self, jade being her usual starfleet self, ryan being his usual psychopathic self, stuff like that...so the fact that i heated a pot of coffee just by touching it didn't surprise you in the least?
Not really. After my visit to the Bender planet, people controlling or manipulating elements doesn't suprise me. I hypothesize it's some version of minute telekinesis, that controls molecules, but eh, whatever floats your boat, Shadow.
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
eh, not much, just worffan being his usual sycophantic self, jade being her usual starfleet self, ryan being his usual psychopathic self, stuff like that...so the fact that i heated a pot of coffee just by touching it didn't surprise you in the least?
Hey, there's a difference between psychosis and just plain insanity!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Hey, Teal'c! Yeah, I need those TERs I lent you. Oh, using them? Ah. Well, finish up there and then maybe send a few minions back with them? We've got a possible Re'tou problem back here.
How's your son? Good, good. Yeah, I can bring the Sovereign to visit. Yeah, he needs a vacation soon, and Chulak's as good a place as any. Yeah.
Well, good luck and enjoy bashing those guys. See you in a week via Chappa'ai!
Hey, Teal'c! Yeah, I need those TERs I lent you. Oh, using them? Ah. Well, finish up there and then maybe send a few minions back with them? We've got a possible Re'tou problem back here.
How's your son? Good, good. Yeah, I can bring the Sovereign to visit. Yeah, he needs a vacation soon, and Chulak's as good a place as any. Yeah.
Well, good luck and enjoy bashing those guys. See you in a week via Chappa'ai!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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I... have no idea.... what just happened.
*Walks over and gets a cup of coffee. Sips.*
We need a new pot. This ones gone cold...
there, coffee's hot again
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Pours new cup. Sips.*
Nope. Warmed up coffee isn't as good as freshly brewed. Shouldn't take long though.
*Pours out pot and starts new batch.*
So, what happened while I was dead?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Not really. After my visit to the Bender planet, people controlling or manipulating elements doesn't suprise me. I hypothesize it's some version of minute telekinesis, that controls molecules, but eh, whatever floats your boat, Shadow.
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What? Where?
*Looks around with Zat in hand.*
*unsheaths claws and sniffs for intruders*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
My character Tsin'xing
someone get some transphase eradication pods
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I could've gotten them for you sooner, but most of my heavy-lift helicopters are busy picking up the mess that someone made of Egypt.
Plus, you know, 4th of July weekend and all.
In the meantime, best dig out and equip your Phase-Shifted Personal Shields.
Hail Ba'al.
(Damn, am I glad I don't work at headquarters...)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Hey, there's a difference between psychosis and just plain insanity!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yes! A psychopath is someone who has lost contact with reality. I simply make a mess of reality!
Also, Hail Carl!
I mean Ba'al! Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
i think it may be time for another round of loyalty tests, grand vizier
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Oh, wait. I gave them to First Prime Teal'c.
*picks up phone and dials*
Hey, Teal'c! Yeah, I need those TERs I lent you. Oh, using them? Ah. Well, finish up there and then maybe send a few minions back with them? We've got a possible Re'tou problem back here.
How's your son? Good, good. Yeah, I can bring the Sovereign to visit. Yeah, he needs a vacation soon, and Chulak's as good a place as any. Yeah.
Well, good luck and enjoy bashing those guys. See you in a week via Chappa'ai!
...
I think so too. Darth Kuntel!
Hail Ba'al!
My character Tsin'xing
*Drops cup on floor. Shatters.*
Yes! I get to have fun!
*Grabs Ryan by the ear.*
Come on, to the interrogation chamber.
Easy, Darth Kuntel.
AFAIK he's loyal--he just forgets the Sovereign's name a lot.
Hail Ba'al!
.... I will make him remember....
*Puts Ba'al picture and picture of random person infront of Ryan.*
Which is the Sovreign?
*Points to Ba'al.*
Wilson Fisk?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Looks between Ba'al photo and Ryan.*
Your right. Ba'al does look a little bit like Wilson Fisk. Perhaps we should call his personal dietrician and excercise trainer.
Anyway, if you had the chance, would you rule the world?
No! Too much paperwork. Europe though? Sure!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
You realize managing the world and managing Europe have about the same amount of paperwork right?
Not really. I don't have to worry about interstellar defence. That's the Grand Vizier's job.
Which reminds me, do we have a Minister for Interstellar Defence yet?
*Thinks for a moment.*
Hold on, why am I the one subjected to a loyalty test? You're the one who was just inhabited by an enemy Goa'uld!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Technically Sander233 and I split the interstellar defense thing with First Prime Teal'c.
Hail Ba'al!
Which I keep stuffed and hanging over my desk, thank you.
*Looks at clipboard.*
Well, that seems to be all.
And remember, Hail Ryan!
What was that?
*Smirks.*
Oh, Grand Vizier! I think good Darth Kuntel needs a loyalty test!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Rolls eyes.*
Part of the test, my friend. Which you passed. Again. Somehow. I have no idea.
*Lokks at doctor.*
Do we have any short term memory medication?
*Doctor shakes head.*
Well, that sad. Sorry Ryan, we can't cure you.
Hail Ba'al!
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