I uhh, I think our colonies are their beachhead... this is like their f*ckin' D-Day, ain't it?
assuming they didn't have to use any purifiers on it...thalaron tends to...linger
but they generally only use those on especially resistant colonies, where the price in troops and armor trying to take a planet would far outweigh the price of using one of those
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
How quickly do you think they'll figure out how to use a Gate?
Seeming as they are more military than scientific, and have a superiority complex, I would assume that they assume that the Gate isn't anything special and just move on. Mkve the armies quickly!
How quickly do you think they'll figure out how to use a Gate?
well, in that other reality where the goa'uld were all but wiped out by the tau'ri...the same one your sovereign originally came from...it only took humans who had no damn clue what the hell they were doing about 70 years to get it working - and most of that was because the 'geniuses' in charge had no idea the glyphs on the gate ring were constellations
once their daniel jackson figured that out, it took them seconds
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Seeming as they are more military than scientific, and have a superiority complex, I would assume that they assume that the Gate isn't anything special and just move on. Mkve the armies quickly!
RIGHT!
Hold on, can't they just bomb it from orbit?
This requires a combined arms assault! I need Death Gliders, I need Ha'taks, and I need several Al'kash! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds! We shall fight in the fields and in the streets! We shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!
This requires a combined arms assault! I need Death Gliders, I need Ha'taks, and I need several Al'kash! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds! We shall fight in the fields and in the streets! We shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!
Don't forget space! And the sky! We need to fight in those too!
*Leans in to listen to the assassin that appears next to him*
We shall also fight in the Shadows! If you excuse me, I have to take care of the stealth forces.
and i will be coming along to fight...there might be something i can salvage and sell off after the battle is over - dilithium doesn't grow on trees, after all
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
and i will be coming along to fight...there might be something i can salvage and sell off after the battle is over - dilithium doesn't grow on trees, after all
Actually the Science division has been working on tha-
*Looks at Jade.*
Nevermind! I must prepare and make veady for zee coming battle!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
not quite the same tech...remember those 'purifiers'* i gifted to the sovereign a while back?
i kind of...'liberated' some from the terrans - they're quantum torpedoes fitted with a thalaron pulse generator...think neutron bomb, only far, FAR nastier
last i checked, the federation doesn't use thalaron weaponry - nor do they have transdimensional jump drives, for that matter
(*all credit for this weapon goes to whomever came up with them for their use in Sins of the Fathers 2,Suffer the children if anyone here has not read that 2 parter yet...READ IT, IT"S EPIC!!!!
oh, and i suppose i should provide the link for the first part too, huh? Sins of the Fathers)
(That would be @knightraider6, with some technical assistance from @patrickngo and myself. And thanks for the free plug!)
Aw, hell, my brats are getting burned... *returns to the business of grilling meat.*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
MINION! GET ME A CONFERENCE CALL TO DARTH KUNTEL, MINISTER RYAN, FIRST PRIME TEAL'C, AND SOVEREIGN BA'AL, NOW!!!!!
Send forth all legions! Mobilize all troops! Get Ishta and the Hak'tyl on the line, call Supreme Grand Admiral Hammond and tell him to get his Texan butt out here!
And somebody tell Supreme System Lord Ba'al that we need to declare a state of war with the Terran Empire!
Make it fast, minion!
Hail Ba'al!
*straps on sword, salutes First Prime Teal'c and Admirals Carter and O'Neill*
Just the guys I wanted. Carter, I need you to find some weakness in the Terran Empire technology. First Prime, O'Neill, I need you two to mobilize all fleets and prepare to face the Terran scum at Sarpedon!
We shall prevail in the name of our salaries and our free dental care!
MINION! GET ME A CONFERENCE CALL TO DARTH KUNTEL, MINISTER RYAN, FIRST PRIME TEAL'C, AND SOVEREIGN BA'AL, NOW!!!!!
Send forth all legions! Mobilize all troops! Get Ishta and the Hak'tyl on the line, call Supreme Grand Admiral Hammond and tell him to get his Texan butt out here!
And somebody tell Supreme System Lord Ba'al that we need to declare a state of war with the Terran Empire!
Make it fast, minion!
Hail Ba'al!
*straps on sword, salutes First Prime Teal'c and Admirals Carter and O'Neill*
Just the guys I wanted. Carter, I need you to find some weakness in the Terran Empire technology. First Prime, O'Neill, I need you two to mobilize all fleets and prepare to face the Terran scum at Sarpedon!
We shall prevail in the name of our salaries and our free dental care!
(That would be @knightraider6, with some technical assistance from @patrickngo and myself. And thanks for the free plug!)
(it deserves it; it was a damn good story, as are many of the others listed here
i do have a question, though...since a lot of the stories there seemed to be interlinked with each other but aren't in any special kind of order, is there a list somewhere of the order they should be read in, chronological wise?)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(it deserves it; it was a damn good story, as are many of the others listed here
i do have a question, though...since a lot of the stories there seemed to be interlinked with each other but aren't in any special kind of order, is there a list somewhere of the order they should be read in, chronological wise?)
(OOC: I think that "Cooling" is first, then "The Chase", then "Faces in the Flames" and its side-stories. The story "Invasion" that I did with marcusdkane is compatible with the Chase 'verse; we even include UndineQuinn.
That fanfic list really should be stickied again, too...)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Mobilize the Shadow fleet. Now! I'm heading off to Science Division to see what they've got.
*Walks into Science Division.*
What the hell do you mean-
*Carter walks in*
Grand Admiral, please wipe these scientists into shape! We need dilithium up and running!
*Walks out then onto his tel'Tac.*
To Sarpedon!
Sovereign Ba'al interrupted me mid-briefing and said to get everything we've got to Sarpedon to stop the Terran Empire. Let's kick some scrawny Terran booty!
C'mon, Darth Kuntel, First Prime Teal'c! After this, drinks at O'Malley's are on me!
*a heavily-modified ning-tao class bird of prey decloaks amidst the armada*
ready to kick some terran TRIBBLE!
I think that's everybody...Administrator of Cosmic Smitings Sander233 should be throwing asteroids at Terran ships for most of the battle, so we'll have backup if we need it.
Ha! The Terran fleet is here! Well, this isn't just some mostly-defenseless colony! ANNIHILATE THOSE TERRANS!!!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Sovereign Ba'al interrupted me mid-briefing and said to get everything we've got to Sarpedon to stop the Terran Empire. Let's kick some scrawny Terran booty!
C'mon, Darth Kuntel, First Prime Teal'c! After this, drinks at O'Malley's are on me!
Hail Ba'al!
Yes!
*Looks at crew of tel'Tac.*
For Ba'al and whiskey!
Crew: For Ba'al and whiskey!
*The Tel'tac takes up a guard around the flagship.*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Comments
but they generally only use those on especially resistant colonies, where the price in troops and armor trying to take a planet would far outweigh the price of using one of those
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Don't swear, there's a lady present.
I'll get an army of Jaffa ready to reclaim our worlds!
Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
It had a Stargate.
Hold on a minute...
How quickly do you think they'll figure out how to use a Gate?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Seeming as they are more military than scientific, and have a superiority complex, I would assume that they assume that the Gate isn't anything special and just move on. Mkve the armies quickly!
once their daniel jackson figured that out, it took them seconds
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
RIGHT!
Hold on, can't they just bomb it from orbit?
This requires a combined arms assault! I need Death Gliders, I need Ha'taks, and I need several Al'kash! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds! We shall fight in the fields and in the streets! We shall fight in the hills! We shall never surrender!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Don't forget space! And the sky! We need to fight in those too!
*Leans in to listen to the assassin that appears next to him*
We shall also fight in the Shadows! If you excuse me, I have to take care of the stealth forces.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Actually the Science division has been working on tha-
*Looks at Jade.*
Nevermind! I must prepare and make veady for zee coming battle!
*Walks out in a hurry.*
*Follows him.*
Did you steal dilithium from the Lexington?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
No!... at least, not the Lexington. I took it from the Enterprise-D when it was here. For destroying a Borg queen, or something like that...
*Looks around*
It's actually a pretty powerful energy source. We could use it to replace ZPMs...
I have a better idea! Think of it!
We could build warp cores!
Matter! Anti-matter!
Explosions! Death!
Weapon!
*Waving his arms around like a looney.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Damned inconsiderate, starting a war on a holiday weekend.
(That would be @knightraider6, with some technical assistance from @patrickngo and myself. And thanks for the free plug!)
Aw, hell, my brats are getting burned... *returns to the business of grilling meat.*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Since we already have a rather effective FTL, and the ability to recreate Stargates, we don't need warp cores.
*Tilts head.*
But Anti-matter weapons... though could be useful... especially with the Terran Empire!
*Fist pumps*
I knew stealing would help the Regime eventually!
Hail Ba'al!
*Assassin appears.*
Would you like some help? Or some steak perhaps? I know how to cook a mean steak!
*Smiles and takes off mask.*
Holy Ba'al.
MINION! GET ME A CONFERENCE CALL TO DARTH KUNTEL, MINISTER RYAN, FIRST PRIME TEAL'C, AND SOVEREIGN BA'AL, NOW!!!!!
Send forth all legions! Mobilize all troops! Get Ishta and the Hak'tyl on the line, call Supreme Grand Admiral Hammond and tell him to get his Texan butt out here!
And somebody tell Supreme System Lord Ba'al that we need to declare a state of war with the Terran Empire!
Make it fast, minion!
Hail Ba'al!
*straps on sword, salutes First Prime Teal'c and Admirals Carter and O'Neill*
Just the guys I wanted. Carter, I need you to find some weakness in the Terran Empire technology. First Prime, O'Neill, I need you two to mobilize all fleets and prepare to face the Terran scum at Sarpedon!
We shall prevail in the name of our salaries and our free dental care!
Hail Ba'al!
You rang, oh Vizier-ness?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Marshall all legions, ready all fleets! Get to Sarpedon and prepare for battle! Annihilate the Terran scum!
Now, if you'll excuse me, First Prime Teal'c, Grand Admiral Carter, Grand Admiral O'Neill, and I have to brief Supreme System Lord Ba'al.
Hail Ba'al!
i do have a question, though...since a lot of the stories there seemed to be interlinked with each other but aren't in any special kind of order, is there a list somewhere of the order they should be read in, chronological wise?)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(OOC: I think that "Cooling" is first, then "The Chase", then "Faces in the Flames" and its side-stories. The story "Invasion" that I did with marcusdkane is compatible with the Chase 'verse; we even include UndineQuinn.
That fanfic list really should be stickied again, too...)
Mobilize the Shadow fleet. Now! I'm heading off to Science Division to see what they've got.
*Walks into Science Division.*
What the hell do you mean-
*Carter walks in*
Grand Admiral, please wipe these scientists into shape! We need dilithium up and running!
*Walks out then onto his tel'Tac.*
To Sarpedon!
*a heavily-modified ning-tao class bird of prey decloaks amidst the armada*
ready to kick some terran TRIBBLE!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Sovereign Ba'al interrupted me mid-briefing and said to get everything we've got to Sarpedon to stop the Terran Empire. Let's kick some scrawny Terran booty!
C'mon, Darth Kuntel, First Prime Teal'c! After this, drinks at O'Malley's are on me!
Hail Ba'al!
I think that's everybody...Administrator of Cosmic Smitings Sander233 should be throwing asteroids at Terran ships for most of the battle, so we'll have backup if we need it.
Ha! The Terran fleet is here! Well, this isn't just some mostly-defenseless colony! ANNIHILATE THOSE TERRANS!!!
Hail Ba'al!
to sarpedon and victory! ba'al guide our righteous fury!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yes!
*Looks at crew of tel'Tac.*
For Ba'al and whiskey!
Crew: For Ba'al and whiskey!
*The Tel'tac takes up a guard around the flagship.*
*opens another bottle of Sam Adams*
I have a few dozen comets seeded with CAM* if you need a planetary ELE in a hurry. Just send me coordinates and I'll phone it in.
*flips over a bone-in rib-eye steak, causing flames to briefly flare around the meat.*
*(See "Faces in the Flames," Episode 9.3 /shamelessplug)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon