I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited July 2014
Then... what kind of weapon would be effective against them? A TR-116?
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Grand Vizier, I have intercepted another insulting message intended for the Sovereign:
Dear dumbass -
I see you have chosen once again to ally yourself with the people of Earth. (Complex emoticon of a Goa'uld rolling its eyes) Has every sophisticated race in the galaxy turned you down, or could you just not meet the dress code?
You are only making your inevitable defeat at my hands that much more humorous.
PS: The rivers of Earth will run red with blood.
I think I know who this joker is... Anybody know where Osiris is living nowadays?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited July 2014
They'd have to go pretty deep into Federation territory to hit Earth, and after the Undine attack... Starfleet's been beefing up Sol System's defenses.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Grand Vizier, I have intercepted another insulting message intended for the Sovereign:
Dear dumbass -
I see you have chosen once again to ally yourself with the people of Earth. (Complex emoticon of a Goa'uld rolling its eyes) Has every sophisticated race in the galaxy turned you down, or could you just not meet the dress code?
You are only making your inevitable defeat at my hands that much more humorous.
PS: The rivers of Earth will run red with blood.
I think I know who this joker is... Anybody know where Osiris is living nowadays?
isn't she still packed like a sardine in a canopic jar buried somewhere in egypt?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited July 2014
You don't even need limited Telepathy to know that.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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eh, well, it was worth a try...but i need to hone my gunnery skills, so i'm going to go shoot asteroids in the kuiper belt...i'll let you know if i uncover anything valuable in the process
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Grand Vizier, I have intercepted another insulting message intended for the Sovereign:
Dear dumbass -
I see you have chosen once again to ally yourself with the people of Earth. (Complex emoticon of a Goa'uld rolling its eyes) Has every sophisticated race in the galaxy turned you down, or could you just not meet the dress code?
You are only making your inevitable defeat at my hands that much more humorous.
PS: The rivers of Earth will run red with blood.
I think I know who this joker is... Anybody know where Osiris is living nowadays?
Darth Kuntel just checked xir tomb. Osiris has been CONFIRMED to have escaped containment. Hunt that symbiote down with EXTREME prejudice!
Osiris can be considered armed and dangerous at all times! DO NOT engage in melee combat; just shoot the damn snakehead.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Looks around, shrugs then goes back to having "fun" in his office*
Yes, I'm that Askray@Batbayer in game. Yes, I still play. No, I don't care. Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker. Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
*Looks around, shrugs then goes back to having "fun" in his office*
Well, your duties don't require you to do anything at all. But Sovereign Ba'al does look VERY favorably on enterprising minions, ESPECIALLY if they bring good results...
In other news, there is now a $ 18,000,000 reward for the capture of Darth Kuntel, alive and unharmed, so that we can extract Osiris from him. There is no reward for him dead, as he is a valuable servant of the Glorious Regime.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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What... the frak... is that?
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A Replicator. Nanotech, very scary.
*Doesn't shiver.*
I've met at least ten in my time. Ten individuals, let's say they disn't stay indimviduals very long...
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vaporizing them might help, but if even a few blocks survive...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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The Vizier said something about a disruptor device. If you ask me, my money'd be on an EMP.
Though the Sovereign has already destroyed the replicators, sl there's no need to worry!
*An assassin appears.*
Assassin: Lord, the experiment has escaped.
Oh my... this is bad. Quarantine that world immediately.
Assassin: Yes, my lord.
*The Assassin disappears.*
Nothing to worry about, definately!
*Fake smiles.*
I see you have chosen once again to ally yourself with the people of Earth. (Complex emoticon of a Goa'uld rolling its eyes)
Has every sophisticated race in the galaxy turned you down, or could you just not meet the dress code?
You are only making your inevitable defeat at my hands that much more humorous.
PS: The rivers of Earth will run red with blood.
I think I know who this joker is... Anybody know where Osiris is living nowadays?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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(OOC: yes, i am metagaming a little - shush!)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I'll go check.
*Leaves and comes back a few minites later.*
Just called the guards on the tomb... no answer, I assume they're dead.
just in case they're still there, and totally not because i want to blow **** up *whistles innocently*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
No.........
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Darth Kuntel just checked xir tomb. Osiris has been CONFIRMED to have escaped containment. Hunt that symbiote down with EXTREME prejudice!
Osiris can be considered armed and dangerous at all times! DO NOT engage in melee combat; just shoot the damn snakehead.
Hail Ba'al!
We might have to check personell that have been near Osiris' tomb or the surrounding area. If she has attached to so-
*His voice lowers and his eyes glow.*
Nevermind, don't mind me. No need to worry.
*Walks out rather fast.*
...
ALL MINIONS, PRIORITY ALERT!
Apprehend Darth Kuntel! He has been infested by a Goa'uld that is acting counter to the Glorious Regime!
All Minions of Ba'al (tm), redirect ALL resources to the nonlethal capture of Darth Kuntel! Prep an extraction chamber!
Hail Ba'al!
On it!
*Walks over to Jaffa.*
Are you Osiris?
Jaffa: No!
Me: That's what Osiris would say!
*Shoots him. Repeats process a dozen times.*
This could take a while...
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Hey! Easy on those minions!
Jaffa are one of the species that are immune to Goa'uld infestation! And our target has already been identified!
Now stop shooting random Minions of Ba'al (tm), and GET OUT THERE TO NONLETHALLY APPREHEND DARTH KUNTEL!!!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
That's Minister Sander's job, as Administrator of Cosmic Smitations.
Still...
Get the bounty hunters. All of them. I need to brief the Sovereign and the First Prime about why our chief "clandestine operative" just went rogue.
Hail Ba'al!
Am I missing something?
*Looks around, shrugs then goes back to having "fun" in his office*
Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker.
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Well, your duties don't require you to do anything at all. But Sovereign Ba'al does look VERY favorably on enterprising minions, ESPECIALLY if they bring good results...
In other news, there is now a $ 18,000,000 reward for the capture of Darth Kuntel, alive and unharmed, so that we can extract Osiris from him. There is no reward for him dead, as he is a valuable servant of the Glorious Regime.
Hail Ba'al!
*Sees Kuntel run past.*
Found him! Jaffa, kree!
*Watches as Jaffa shoot him down.*
Excellent.
*My aide walks over, handing me a transcript of the last message.*
Oh, 'non-lethally'!
*Looks around.*
We're gonna need a sarcophagus.
*Crushes symbiote under foot.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
The handy thing about the ready availability of resurrection devices is that they lend an...interesting sort of meaning to "nonlethal".
You will be rewarded, Minister! Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
It's OK. The situation has been handled.
Hail Ba'al!
*starts cleaning said rifle*
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