I think that's everybody...Administrator of Cosmic Smitings Sander233 should be throwing asteroids at Terran ships for most of the battle, so we'll have backup if we need it.
Ha! The Terran fleet is here! Well, this isn't just some mostly-defenseless colony! ANNIHILATE THOSE TERRANS!!!
Hail Ba'al!
*Stealth fleet uncloaks behind Terrans, with several Ha'taks*
For Ba'al and the Master of Shadows!
*They immediately engage, many tel'Tacs using cloaking maneurvers to trick other frigates.*
I think that's everybody...Administrator of Cosmic Smitings Sander233 should be throwing asteroids at Terran ships for most of the battle, so we'll have backup if we need it.
Ha! The Terran fleet is here! Well, this isn't just some mostly-defenseless colony! ANNIHILATE THOSE TERRANS!!!
Hail Ba'al!
(i need to learn to type faster, i think...)
*drops out of hyperspace and targets the nearest terran vessel, decloaking and delivering a whithering barrage of dark matter blasts to its hull, followed by a spread of enhanced quantum torpedoes*
score one for the wolf! *he crows as the hapless ship buckles under the assault and splits apart*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Annihilate them! For my free dental! For First Prime Teal'c's overly padded salary! For the blue Jello that Grand Admiral O'Neill insists on having served in the Minister's Mess on the flagship!
hail ba'al and pass the targets! *fires another dark matter barrage into a sovereign class battleship, whooping as the port nacelle is sheared off by the assault*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(it deserves it; it was a damn good story, as are many of the others listed here
i do have a question, though...since a lot of the stories there seemed to be interlinked with each other but aren't in any special kind of order, is there a list somewhere of the order they should be read in, chronological wise?)
[OOC] All of the stories (at least those in the "patrickverse") are listed in chronological order, divided by author. I call it the "patrickverse" because @patrickngo started the whole thing and he is by far the most prolific author. All of his fanfics and LCs (and all of mine) are written in that same universe. @knightraider6 and @takeshi6 also share our universe, and it touches at least tangentially with @marcusdkane, @superhombre777, @milandare, @gulberat, @ambassadormolari, and @worffan101.
I'll try to construct a timeline of all the stories that directly feed the metaplot of the War of the Masters and/or support major characters within that arc. It's too big of a job to handle in this thread though.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
[IC:] *plays "Asteroids" on his phone while flipping burgers, sending swarms of stony meteoroids throught the Terran fleet...*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! The Terrans are bringing in a repurposed Scimitar-class dreadnought! We need a direct c-fractional strike with a fullerened antimatter device!
I'll try to construct a timeline of all the stories that directly feed the metaplot of the War of the Masters and/or support major characters within that arc. It's too big of a job to handle in this thread though.
thanks; that would be very much appreciated if you can do so
Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! The Terrans are bringing in a repurposed Scimitar-class dreadnought! We need a direct c-fractional strike with a fullerened antimatter device!
Hail Ba'al!
better maneuver the fleet out of its forward arc! they may try to use its cascading biogenic pulse *he advises over the task force comm channel as he ducks and weaves through the terran fleet, firing at any presented targets of opportunity*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! The Terrans are bringing in a repurposed Scimitar-class dreadnought! We need a direct c-fractional strike with a fullerened antimatter device!
Hail Ba'al!
(Sigh) very well. I'll have to switch to my Xbox console to steer the comet. Somebody keep an eye on my burgers, please.
Also, y'all may want to retreat to a safe distance away from that Scamatar. At least .25AU or so...
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Yeah, all vessels of the Glorious Fleet of the Invincible Sovereign Ba'al (tm), get away from that Terran flagship, and fast!
Hit 'em with extreme prejudice, Administrator!
Hail Ba'al!
Y'know, the Extreme Prejudice would make a great name for one of our capital ships...
*a 623m-diameter ball of rock, ice, and consolidated antimatter fullerene matrix ploughs into the Scamatar at several hundred thousand kph. The resultant multi-zetaton explosion vaporizes the entire Terran fleet, and anything else within .2 AU. The facing side of the planet below gets blasted down to the bedrock.*
That oughta do it.
[Jaffa guard watching grill:] Minister! Your sausages are on fire!
Sh*t. Quick! Pour beer on 'em!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Y'know, the Extreme Prejudice would make a great name for one of our capital ships...
*a 623m-diameter ball of rock, ice, and consolidated antimatter fullerene matrix ploughs into the Scamatar at several hundred thousand kph. The resultant multi-zetaton explosion vaporizes the entire Terran fleet, and anything else within .2 AU. The facing side of the planet below gets blasted down to the bedrock.*
That oughta do it.
[Jaffa guard watching grill:] Minister! Your sausages are on fire!
Sh*t. Quick! Pour beer on 'em!
*watches the resulting explosion from a safe distance* pretty...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Y'know, the Extreme Prejudice would make a great name for one of our capital ships...
*a 623m-diameter ball of rock, ice, and consolidated antimatter fullerene matrix ploughs into the Scamatar at several hundred thousand kph. The resultant multi-zetaton explosion vaporizes the entire Terran fleet, and anything else within .2 AU. The facing side of the planet below gets blasted down to the bedrock.*
That oughta do it.
[Jaffa guard watching grill:] Minister! Your sausages are on fire!
Sh*t. Quick! Pour beer on 'em!
*grill explodes*
Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Good hit with that explosive, Sander. You're promoted, Supreme Minister of Transportation. Have an Order of Ba'al, first class!
*Jaffa in fancy outfits march in and drape Sander in opulent robes.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 walks in with a Serious Expression (tm) and a big, heavy medal.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 drapes massive medal around Sander's neck and salutes in the Ba'al-approved manner. Jaffa chant "Hail, Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! Hail Ba'al!*
*Jaffa and Grand Vizier leave*
The rest of you minions wipe up whatever's left of the Terrans and re-terraform Sarpedon, then put the population back.
Then come to my place and have a party. First Prime Teal'c is already here!
Good hit with that explosive, Sander. You're promoted, Supreme Minister of Transportation. Have an Order of Ba'al, first class!
*Jaffa in fancy outfits march in and drape Sander in opulent robes.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 walks in with a Serious Expression (tm) and a big, heavy medal.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 drapes massive medal around Sander's neck and salutes in the Ba'al-approved manner. Jaffa chant "Hail, Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! Hail Ba'al!*
*Jaffa and Grand Vizier leave*
The rest of you minions wipe up whatever's left of the Terrans and re-terraform Sarpedon, then put the population back.
Then come to my place and have a party. First Prime Teal'c is already here!
*watches the resulting explosion from a safe distance* pretty...
eh, isn't beer flammable?
*Checks bottle of Sam Adams* 5.25% ABV... not this stuff. Everclear, Bicardi 151, or really good Russian vodka, definitely. Beer, on the other hand, is mostly water. (And if you crack a joke about "American Beer" I'll throw a bottle of Dogfish Head at you.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Checks bottle of Sam Adams* 5.25% ABV... not this stuff. Everclear, Bicardi 151, or really good Russian vodka, definitely. Beer, on the other hand, is mostly water. (And if you crack a joke about "American Beer" I'll throw a bottle of Dogfish Head at you.)
*ears perk* dogfish? where's a dogfish?!
and i don't know anything about american beer besides the fact that it isn't as good as german
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Good hit with that explosive, Sander. You're promoted, Supreme Minister of Transportation. Have an Order of Ba'al, first class!
*Jaffa in fancy outfits march in and drape Sander in opulent robes.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 walks in with a Serious Expression (tm) and a big, heavy medal.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 drapes massive medal around Sander's neck and salutes in the Ba'al-approved manner. Jaffa chant "Hail, Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! Hail Ba'al!*
*Jaffa and Grand Vizier leave*
The rest of you minions wipe up whatever's left of the Terrans and re-terraform Sarpedon, then put the population back.
Then come to my place and have a party. First Prime Teal'c is already here!
Hail Ba'al!
*stands up to give speech*
Thank you. I deserve this.
*sits down and eats a non-burned bratwurst with mustard and grilled onions and peppers*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Good hit with that explosive, Sander. You're promoted, Supreme Minister of Transportation. Have an Order of Ba'al, first class!
*Jaffa in fancy outfits march in and drape Sander in opulent robes.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 walks in with a Serious Expression (tm) and a big, heavy medal.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 drapes massive medal around Sander's neck and salutes in the Ba'al-approved manner. Jaffa chant "Hail, Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! Hail Ba'al!*
*Jaffa and Grand Vizier leave*
The rest of you minions wipe up whatever's left of the Terrans and re-terraform Sarpedon, then put the population back.
Then come to my place and have a party. First Prime Teal'c is already here!
Hail Ba'al!
I don't think we can re-terraform Sarpedon. That's my expert opinion as Minister of Colonisation....
*Checks bottle of Sam Adams* 5.25% ABV... not this stuff. Everclear, Bicardi 151, or really good Russian vodka, definitely. Beer, on the other hand, is mostly water. (And if you crack a joke about "American Beer" I'll throw a bottle of Dogfish Head at you.)
(OOC: Dogfish Head--my mom swears by that stuff. That and Sam Adams.)
IC:
Hey, I'm treating all high-level minions and Supreme System Lord Ba'al to an opulent feast at my spare pleasure palace to celebrate the triumph of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. First Prime Teal'c, Grand Admiral Carter, and Grand Admiral O'Neill are already here!
We have good German craft beer, some Chateau Lafite '89 (don't ask how I got it), and some fancy hors-d'oevures. Plus pizza for later. We're watching highlights of the Glorious Regime's triumphs on the 80-foot HD megascreen.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I don't think we can re-terraform Sarpedon. That's my expert opinion as Minister of Colonisation....
H'mmm...
Give it a shot. If it fails...
Well, we have a few thousand mostly-uninhabited planets in the Ori, Replicator, and Asgard galaxies, thanks to the Sangraal, First Prime Teal'c's little "brain trust" (that is to say, Teal'c, Carter, O'Neill, and this dude called Jackson who dies about once a week), and Supreme Commander Thor of the Asgard, who's currently a High General under Sovereign Ba'al. Something about free dental care...
SO yeah. If the terraforming fails, relocate the people somewhere pleasant and call it good.
(OOC: Dogfish Head--my mom swears by that stuff. That and Sam Adams.)
IC:
Hey, I'm treating all high-level minions and Supreme System Lord Ba'al to an opulent feast at my spare pleasure palace to celebrate the triumph of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. First Prime Teal'c, Grand Admiral Carter, and Grand Admiral O'Neill are already here!
We have good German craft beer, some Chateau Lafite '89 (don't ask how I got it), and some fancy hors-d'oevures. Plus pizza for later. We're watching highlights of the Glorious Regime's triumphs on the 80-foot HD megascreen.
Hail Ba'al!
I'll be fashionably late. I've got a lot more meat to grill, and then the fireworks to set off... *Looks across the airbase at the C-17s being unloaded* quite a lot of fireworks, this year.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I'll be fashionably late. I've got a lot more meat to grill, and then the fireworks to set off... *Looks across the airbase at the C-17s being unloaded* quite a lot of fireworks, this year.
Enjoying the official Day of Teal'c*, huh?
Hail Ba'al!
*Formerly the US's Independence Day, but since we're all Minions of Ba'al (tm) now, and Conquest Day is April 1st...
Let's just say that Ba'al likes holidays. They keep the minions happy and they're good for business.
*Formerly the US's Independence Day, but since we're all Minions of Ba'al (tm) now, and Conquest Day is April 1st...
Let's just say that Ba'al likes holidays. They keep the minions happy and they're good for business.
Will this be renamed the Official Day of Teal'c and the Memorial Day for the Repulsion of the Terran Empire? Eh, this battle probably doesn't deserve such highlights.
*Takes another sip of vodka.*
Ah, why wasn't I born in Russia? This sh*t is good!
Will this be renamed the Official Day of Teal'c and the Memorial Day for the Repulsion of the Terran Empire? Eh, this battle probably doesn't deserve such highlights.
*Takes another sip of vodka.*
Ah, why wasn't I born in Russia? This sh*t is good!
Possibly...
Ba'al is a Goa'uld, after all. He's more intelligent than 99.9999999999% of his species, but he DOES love pomp and pretentiously long names and titles for stuff...
*Formerly the US's Independence Day, but since we're all Minions of Ba'al (tm) now, and Conquest Day is April 1st...
Let's just say that Ba'al likes holidays. They keep the minions happy and they're good for business.
Sure. Whatever. Any excuse to grill meat, drink beer and blow sh*t up (in a display synchronized to the 1812 Overture)
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Ba'al is a Goa'uld, after all. He's more intelligent than 99.9999999999% of his species, but he DOES love pomp and pretentiously long names and titles for stuff...
Hail Ba'al!
I would love to meet the 00.0000000001% sometime. I think it would be an interesting meeting.
*Takes another sip of vodka.*
Anyway, when's the Wrath of Khan playing? Or did I miss already?
*Looks around.*
Why am I in Egypt?
*Looks at Aide.*
Get the tel'Tac up and running! We're going to Worffan's party!
Comments
Right! Give me 10 minutes!
*Comes back with an army of Colonial Jaffa, plus a couple of human columns, one wearing red and one wearing gold. An aide walks up to me.*
Aide: So, what's with the humans?
Me: Well, I gave this stirring speech, and suddenly half my ministry wanted to fight!
Aide: Do they have any kind of training?
Me: No, that's why they're wearing red shirts.
*I pull him off to the side.*
They're the first wave. The plan is to send them in first, so that the enemy will drown in their blood!
Aide: You haven't thought this battle plan through, have you?
Me: Not at all! In case they fail, I have an extra group in reserve wearing TNG-era goldshirts!
The enemy will be dead before the real troops even arrive!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Stealth fleet uncloaks behind Terrans, with several Ha'taks*
For Ba'al and the Master of Shadows!
*They immediately engage, many tel'Tacs using cloaking maneurvers to trick other frigates.*
(i need to learn to type faster, i think...)
*drops out of hyperspace and targets the nearest terran vessel, decloaking and delivering a whithering barrage of dark matter blasts to its hull, followed by a spread of enhanced quantum torpedoes*
score one for the wolf! *he crows as the hapless ship buckles under the assault and splits apart*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
FOR SOVEREIGN BA'AL!!!!!
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
[OOC] All of the stories (at least those in the "patrickverse") are listed in chronological order, divided by author. I call it the "patrickverse" because @patrickngo started the whole thing and he is by far the most prolific author. All of his fanfics and LCs (and all of mine) are written in that same universe. @knightraider6 and @takeshi6 also share our universe, and it touches at least tangentially with @marcusdkane, @superhombre777, @milandare, @gulberat, @ambassadormolari, and @worffan101.
I'll try to construct a timeline of all the stories that directly feed the metaplot of the War of the Masters and/or support major characters within that arc. It's too big of a job to handle in this thread though.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Hail Ba'al!
better maneuver the fleet out of its forward arc! they may try to use its cascading biogenic pulse *he advises over the task force comm channel as he ducks and weaves through the terran fleet, firing at any presented targets of opportunity*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Sigh) very well. I'll have to switch to my Xbox console to steer the comet. Somebody keep an eye on my burgers, please.
Also, y'all may want to retreat to a safe distance away from that Scamatar. At least .25AU or so...
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Yeah, all vessels of the Glorious Fleet of the Invincible Sovereign Ba'al (tm), get away from that Terran flagship, and fast!
Hit 'em with extreme prejudice, Administrator!
Hail Ba'al!
Y'know, the Extreme Prejudice would make a great name for one of our capital ships...
*a 623m-diameter ball of rock, ice, and consolidated antimatter fullerene matrix ploughs into the Scamatar at several hundred thousand kph. The resultant multi-zetaton explosion vaporizes the entire Terran fleet, and anything else within .2 AU. The facing side of the planet below gets blasted down to the bedrock.*
That oughta do it.
[Jaffa guard watching grill:] Minister! Your sausages are on fire!
Sh*t. Quick! Pour beer on 'em!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*watches the resulting explosion from a safe distance* pretty...
eh, isn't beer flammable?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*grill explodes*
Niiiiiiiiiiice.
Good hit with that explosive, Sander. You're promoted, Supreme Minister of Transportation. Have an Order of Ba'al, first class!
*Jaffa in fancy outfits march in and drape Sander in opulent robes.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 walks in with a Serious Expression (tm) and a big, heavy medal.*
*Grand Vizier worffan101 drapes massive medal around Sander's neck and salutes in the Ba'al-approved manner. Jaffa chant "Hail, Administrator of Cosmic Smitations! Hail Ba'al!*
*Jaffa and Grand Vizier leave*
The rest of you minions wipe up whatever's left of the Terrans and re-terraform Sarpedon, then put the population back.
Then come to my place and have a party. First Prime Teal'c is already here!
Hail Ba'al!
Hmm... I didn't do much that time...
*Takes a sip of vodka*
Eh, free alcohol. I'm good...
*Goes home to pleasure palace in Egypt.*
*Checks bottle of Sam Adams* 5.25% ABV... not this stuff. Everclear, Bicardi 151, or really good Russian vodka, definitely. Beer, on the other hand, is mostly water. (And if you crack a joke about "American Beer" I'll throw a bottle of Dogfish Head at you.)
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
i'll catch up with you in a bit...gotta do my vulture thing first
*ears perk* dogfish? where's a dogfish?!
and i don't know anything about american beer besides the fact that it isn't as good as german
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*stands up to give speech*
Thank you. I deserve this.
*sits down and eats a non-burned bratwurst with mustard and grilled onions and peppers*
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I don't think we can re-terraform Sarpedon. That's my expert opinion as Minister of Colonisation....
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
(OOC: Dogfish Head--my mom swears by that stuff. That and Sam Adams.)
IC:
Hey, I'm treating all high-level minions and Supreme System Lord Ba'al to an opulent feast at my spare pleasure palace to celebrate the triumph of the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al. First Prime Teal'c, Grand Admiral Carter, and Grand Admiral O'Neill are already here!
We have good German craft beer, some Chateau Lafite '89 (don't ask how I got it), and some fancy hors-d'oevures. Plus pizza for later. We're watching highlights of the Glorious Regime's triumphs on the 80-foot HD megascreen.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
H'mmm...
Give it a shot. If it fails...
Well, we have a few thousand mostly-uninhabited planets in the Ori, Replicator, and Asgard galaxies, thanks to the Sangraal, First Prime Teal'c's little "brain trust" (that is to say, Teal'c, Carter, O'Neill, and this dude called Jackson who dies about once a week), and Supreme Commander Thor of the Asgard, who's currently a High General under Sovereign Ba'al. Something about free dental care...
SO yeah. If the terraforming fails, relocate the people somewhere pleasant and call it good.
Hail Ba'al!
I'll be fashionably late. I've got a lot more meat to grill, and then the fireworks to set off... *Looks across the airbase at the C-17s being unloaded* quite a lot of fireworks, this year.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Enjoying the official Day of Teal'c*, huh?
Hail Ba'al!
*Formerly the US's Independence Day, but since we're all Minions of Ba'al (tm) now, and Conquest Day is April 1st...
Let's just say that Ba'al likes holidays. They keep the minions happy and they're good for business.
Will this be renamed the Official Day of Teal'c and the Memorial Day for the Repulsion of the Terran Empire? Eh, this battle probably doesn't deserve such highlights.
*Takes another sip of vodka.*
Ah, why wasn't I born in Russia? This sh*t is good!
Possibly...
Ba'al is a Goa'uld, after all. He's more intelligent than 99.9999999999% of his species, but he DOES love pomp and pretentiously long names and titles for stuff...
Hail Ba'al!
Sure. Whatever. Any excuse to grill meat, drink beer and blow sh*t up (in a display synchronized to the 1812 Overture)
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I would love to meet the 00.0000000001% sometime. I think it would be an interesting meeting.
*Takes another sip of vodka.*
Anyway, when's the Wrath of Khan playing? Or did I miss already?
*Looks around.*
Why am I in Egypt?
*Looks at Aide.*
Get the tel'Tac up and running! We're going to Worffan's party!
Yeah, Ba'al IS that tiny percentage. Praise His glorious name!
Wrath of Khan is on at 7. Hurry!
Hail Ba'al!
Where's it at? I don't know if I can make if it's on another planet or something.
*Looks at clock.*
I can barely make it to America.