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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Returns in my normal uniform*
    Did I miss something?
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    just darth kuntel being psychotic
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    We were discussing the time that our mercenary ally, Sergeant Schlock, assassineated System Lord Heru'ur.

    It was very funny. I have it on tape.

    Good for parties and entertaining small children (whose bloodlust knows no bounds).

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    O...k...

    By the way... I just recieved a report of a rather barbaric species with crude looking weapons attacking a border planet. Also... green skin and... tusks or something.
    *Holds up a PADD and pushes a button*
    "WAAAGH!"
    That was one of the intercepted transmissions. Apparently this is some kinda of battlecry. This planet in particular has seen some unusual military activity as well. Guys in bulky powered armor, alien bugs, what look like demons... the list goes on. Almost like this planet is a magnet for war.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    O...k...

    By the way... I just recieved a report of a rather barbaric species with crude looking weapons attacking a border planet. Also... green skin and... tusks or something.
    *Holds up a PADD and pushes a button*
    "WAAAGH!"
    That was one of the intercepted transmissions. Apparently this is some kinda of battlecry. This planet in particular has seen some unusual military activity as well. Guys in bulky powered armor, alien bugs, what look like demons... the list goes on. Almost like this planet is a magnet for war.

    Eh, let 'em kill each other off. If anyone surives, we'll see of they're worthy of joining the Glorious Regime.

    *Looks at Jade.*

    You've been giving us a lot planets these days. You sure your with Starfleet?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Its one of your border planets. I've just been... intercepting some reports that seem to be destined for the... circular file. Starfleet's got its own problems with the Iconians. Also... with some of the things you guys are dealing with, it means these things aren't biting Starfleet. All I ask is if you guys get anything juicy on Iconian intentions and plans... or Undine plans... pass them over.

    You'd be surprised how many strange reports aren't getting through because someone think's they're not worth the effort or they just don't like the system in question. Also... the Lexington seems to have more scientific capability than anything I've seen you guys deploy so far.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Get a couple of spy craft into that sector, let 'em fight each other into submission, then enslave the survivors and send 'em to loyal Minions of Ba'al (tm).

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    Soooo... uh... anyone want some coffee?

    *Gestures to neglected coffee machine in corner.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    I think I saw... Teal'c was it? Yea... I think I saw him down the whole thing... without a mug.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I think I saw... Teal'c was it? Yea... I think I saw him down the whole thing... without a mug.

    Eh, that's normal. Being a Jaffa warrior requires a lot of energy, especially being as badass as Teal'c is.

    Plus you didn't answer my question. Want some?

    *Twirls a mug.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    yep...and it was boiling hot at the time...

    that jaffa has a stomach made of solid neutronium
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Not really a coffee drinker myself.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    *Shrugs.*

    Okay. We have tea in the cabinet or soda in the refrigerator.

    * Starts coffee machine.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Eh, that's normal. Being a Jaffa warrior requires a lot of energy, especially being as badass as Teal'c is.

    Plus you didn't answer my question. Want some?

    *Twirls a mug.*

    First Prime Teal'c is badass, indeed.

    I don't drink coffee. Juice and milk, mostly.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    First Prime Teal'c is badass, indeed.

    I don't drink coffee. Juice and milk, mostly.

    Hail Ba'al!

    *Checks refrigerator.*

    I think this is juice.

    *Sniffs.*

    Yep, apple juice. Some milk here.

    *Coffee machine bings.*

    Oh, coffees done...

    *Walks over and pours a cup. Takes sip.*

    Good. Okay, any progress anyone want to report?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    you know, with how big ba'al's empire has gotten, not to mention all the new technologies you've been collecting, it's a wonder the borg haven't paid a visit yet
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    *Raides fridge for soda*
    Other than we're still analyzing those ores we picked up from Nirn... not much.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    The Borg? Didn't the First Prime kill their leader a while back? Or did we hire that Picard guy to do that?

    Hail Ba'al!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Probably dealt a devastating blow, but so far... the Borg just adapt and come back at you.
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    their 'leader' has been killed several times already...hasn't stopped them yet

    and speaking of leaders...that kane guy you killed a while back - did you actually check for a body to ensure he was dead?
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    The Borg? Didn't the First Prime kill their leader a while back? Or did we hire that Picard guy to do that?

    Hail Ba'al!

    I believe we hired a 'Locutus of Borg' to do that. A sleeper agent, apparently.

    *Takes sip and tilts head.*

    I wonder what happened to the Replicators? Mm, I hope they aren't still alive...
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    their 'leader' has been killed several times already...hasn't stopped them yet

    and speaking of leaders...that kane guy you killed a while back - did you actually check for a body to ensure he was dead?

    I brought Worffan his head, I'm pretty sure...
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    shadowfang240 wrote: »
    their 'leader' has been killed several times already...hasn't stopped them yet

    and speaking of leaders...that kane guy you killed a while back - did you actually check for a body to ensure he was dead?
    Kicked his body into a black hole. :cool:
    kuntel wrote: »
    I believe we hired a 'Locutus of Borg' to do that. A sleeper agent, apparently.

    *Takes sip and tilts head.*

    I wonder what happened to the Replicators? Mm, I hope they aren't still alive...

    Heh, that was it. Damn fun day, that.

    Replicators? Didn't we hit them with that disruptor weapon that the Sovereign stole from the SGC?

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Kicked his body into a black hole. :cool:


    Heh, that was it. Damn fun day, that.

    Replicators? Didn't we hit them with that disruptor weapon that the Sovereign stole from the SGC?

    Hail Ba'al!

    I think so. But those TRIBBLE are like roaches, you can kill the hive, but if two get out, soon there'll be a new hive...
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
    legendarylycan#5411
         Member Posts: 37,284 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    I brought Worffan his head, I'm pretty sure...
    was it checked for replicative fading?

    i like to reality hop when i'm bored, and i've encountered this guy before in an alternate reality where earth was in the process of being overrun by that selfsame tiberium substance you encountered in this one...not only is he damn near impossible to kill (being he survived a direct ion cannon strike, being stabbed in the stomach and a massive liquid tiberium explosion), but he's used clones before as well
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Replicators? Whats wrong with Replicators? I finally got the one in my Ready Room to make a decent bacon cheeseburger.
    *Not knowing you guys mean the bugs and not pieces of Federation tech common aboard every starship*
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
    normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
    colored text = mod mode
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Replicators? Whats wrong with Replicators? I finally got the one in my Ready Room to make a decent bacon cheeseburger.
    *Not knowing you guys mean the bugs and not pieces of Federation tech common aboard every starship*

    You have a Replicator on your ship?! And it makes burgers?! How the hell did you make it do that?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,701 Community Moderator
    edited July 2014
    Um... by asking for a burger or any food or drink? Its common technology in the Alpha Quadrant. Even the Cardassians have their own version. Heard the ones on DS9 couldn't make a decent cup of coffee for the longest time though...
    And there isn't just one. There's one in just about all the quarters, a few in the ship's lounge...
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  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan
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    edited July 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    You have a Replicator on your ship?! And it makes burgers?! How the hell did you make it do that?
    i think the lines of communication have gotten a bit crossed...starfleet replicators are matter-energy conversion devices - they have nothing to do with nanotechnology
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

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    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"

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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited July 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Um... by asking for a burger or any food or drink? Its common technology in the Alpha Quadrant. Even the Cardassians have their own version. Heard the ones on DS9 couldn't make a decent cup of coffee for the longest time though...
    And there isn't just one. There's one in just about all the quarters, a few in the ship's lounge...

    *Blinks*

    I don't think we're on the same page. Here. This is a Replicator.

    *Shows video of singal replicator turning into two, then three, then four, and so on. It fast forwards to them visciously killing someone.*

    See? Scary...
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