...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited June 2014
When you guys find the idiot responsible for jumping me... I got first shot at 'em.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Sorry I'm late. The time zone difference between here and Egypt is killer. What did you want, Vizier?
Find whoever assaulted Liason Jade and put her into a skimpy outfit while she was unconscious. Start with the Goa'uld, look for an unregistered kara'kesh.
Find whoever assaulted Liason Jade and put her into a skimpy outfit while she was unconscious. Start with the Goa'uld, look for an unregistered kara'kesh.
Make it fast.
Hail Ba'al!
My agents are already on it sir. Though the kara-kesh is interesting. I will have to run investigations on weapons smuggling...
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Well, you could always watch the tapes of Moloc's interrogation when we're done in a couple of weeks...
Or there's the livestream. I must warn you that the livestream is unexpurgated, and First Prime Teal'c is engaged in his legendary Death Stare towards Moloc right now.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: The link is intentionally broken. The livestream channel is fictitious. Hover over it or right-click or something to see the joke)
She'll definately get the first punch... not the first wound, but...
It couldn't be help. The idiot tried to swallow cyanide...
Mmh. That's always a pain.
'Scuse me, my turn with Moloc. He seems to have died again from sheer anticipatory panic due to First Prime Teal'c's dreaded Stare. I'm firing up the ol' sarcophagus.
'Scuse me, my turn with Moloc. He seems to have died again from sheer anticipatory panic due to First Prime Teal'c's dreaded Stare. I'm firing up the ol' sarcophagus.
Hail Ba'al!
oh, come on...how bad could a stare possibly be?
it's not like we're talking force deadly sight here
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,701Community Moderator
edited July 2014
*Walks in, with my original uniform draped over one arm and shaking my right hand*
Got a little more out of her. Apparently someone wanted my uniform to infiltrate Starfleet. Normally Starfleet Regulations say that prisoners are to be treated a certain way. However... this isn't a Starfleet facility, and I'm going to neglect to report on the punch... and the right hook...
I also have a rather serious dislike of Slavers. Besides... Slavery is kinda against Federation Law, so... I enjoy catching them every once in a while and throwing them in the brig.
Now if you will excuse me... I'm going to get my hand checked out by my CMO. I think that slaver might have had a metal plate or something because my hand feels like I punched a wall. She did feel it though, if her broken nose is any indication.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Walks in, with my original uniform draped over one arm and shaking my right hand*
Got a little more out of her. Apparently someone wanted my uniform to infiltrate Starfleet. Normally Starfleet Regulations say that prisoners are to be treated a certain way. However... this isn't a Starfleet facility, and I'm going to neglect to report on the punch... and the right hook...
I also have a rather serious dislike of Slavers. Besides... Slavery is kinda against Federation Law, so... I enjoy catching them every once in a while and throwing them in the brig.
Now if you will excuse me... I'm going to get my hand checked out by my CMO. I think that slaver might have had a metal plate or something because my hand feels like I punched a wall. She did feel it though, if her broken nose is any indication.
Go ahead. We'll need you to meet with the Sovereign to ensure that our procedures for disposing of the culprit are appropriate.
(We hire a carbosilicate amorph by the name of Schlock and ask him to "assassineat" the prisoner, who we allow to escape just long enough for the assassineation. It's more funny that way)
Go ahead. We'll need you to meet with the Sovereign to ensure that our procedures for disposing of the culprit are appropriate.
(We hire a carbosilicate amorph by the name of Schlock and ask him to "assassineat" the prisoner, who we allow to escape just long enough for the assassineation. It's more funny that way)
Hail Ba'al!
Ah, that's my favorite part! Schlock sometimes even let's me tag along, fire a few shots, good times, you know?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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The comets are on their way.
Hail Ba'al
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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Grand Vizier, I'd like to report the successful subju-- I mean conversion of the natives of Tiburon to the service of Ba'al.
Hail Ba'a--!
*Looks at Rattler.*
Weren't you wearing a 25th Century Starfleet Uniform earlier?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
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Huh...
Did the guy have a goatee?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
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The Hak'tyl are on the job.
Hail Ba'al!
Goa'uld kara-kesh device. Nasty sucker.
Only licensed to Darth Kuntel and some guys in Interrogation, and those all check out as being in place during the assault.
Must be an unregistered device being used by a pervy System Lord.
We'll catch him. Darth Kuntel! You are needed!
Hail Ba'al!
*Walks in hurridly.*
Sorry I'm late. The time zone difference between here and Egypt is killer. What did you want, Vizier?
Find whoever assaulted Liason Jade and put her into a skimpy outfit while she was unconscious. Start with the Goa'uld, look for an unregistered kara'kesh.
Make it fast.
Hail Ba'al!
My agents are already on it sir. Though the kara-kesh is interesting. I will have to run investigations on weapons smuggling...
*Walks out on a communicator*
I don't care what it takes, get it done and send me the head of the one responsible.
And the interrogation tape.
And let Captain Jade punch the culprit out before you execute him/her. Our relations with her Starfleet are critical to the Glorious Regime.
Hail Ba'al!
*Pulls out a PADD to take notes*
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Excellent idea! I shall call the Mad Science Division at once!
Hail Ba'al!
i wanna watch our resident starfleet liason go all ape**** on his or her rear
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Walks in with bloody hands and face, looking like an 18th century surgeon.*
Well... I found her. It was a her by the way... she's still alive if you want to punch her.
*Hands Worffan a disc.*
Here's the interrogation video. It was one of Moloc's female slavers. Very fun to... chat with.
*With that, wipes face and hands with towel.*
Or there's the livestream. I must warn you that the livestream is unexpurgated, and First Prime Teal'c is engaged in his legendary Death Stare towards Moloc right now.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: The link is intentionally broken. The livestream channel is fictitious. Hover over it or right-click or something to see the joke)
Congratulations, Darth Kuntel. Has Captain Jade received her requested first punch?
A commendation has been added to your employment file.
Hail Ba'al!
She'll definately get the first punch... not the first wound, but...
It couldn't be help. The idiot tried to swallow cyanide...
Mmh. That's always a pain.
'Scuse me, my turn with Moloc. He seems to have died again from sheer anticipatory panic due to First Prime Teal'c's dreaded Stare. I'm firing up the ol' sarcophagus.
Hail Ba'al!
it's not like we're talking force deadly sight here
OOC: also, sarcophagus - best...sci-fi...invention...EVER!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Clearly, you have never met First Prime Teal'c. Dude has a f*cking EPIC death stare.
Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Indeed!
Indeed he does. Indeed. :P
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Got a little more out of her. Apparently someone wanted my uniform to infiltrate Starfleet. Normally Starfleet Regulations say that prisoners are to be treated a certain way. However... this isn't a Starfleet facility, and I'm going to neglect to report on the punch... and the right hook...
I also have a rather serious dislike of Slavers. Besides... Slavery is kinda against Federation Law, so... I enjoy catching them every once in a while and throwing them in the brig.
Now if you will excuse me... I'm going to get my hand checked out by my CMO. I think that slaver might have had a metal plate or something because my hand feels like I punched a wall. She did feel it though, if her broken nose is any indication.
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Go ahead. We'll need you to meet with the Sovereign to ensure that our procedures for disposing of the culprit are appropriate.
(We hire a carbosilicate amorph by the name of Schlock and ask him to "assassineat" the prisoner, who we allow to escape just long enough for the assassineation. It's more funny that way)
Hail Ba'al!
Ah, that's my favorite part! Schlock sometimes even let's me tag along, fire a few shots, good times, you know?
*Smiles at gold memories.*
You remember when he assassineated Heru'ur?
Epic.
Hail Ba'al!
And the way his head just seemed to implode? Ba'al, I had nightmares for weeks! Off course, this was when I was still young and just in training.
*Shivers.*
Ba'al, assassin training is brutal. Be glad you never had to go through that, Vizier.
Oh, that was the most epic thing I've ever seen...
I have it on video, watch it every week and laugh at it. Serves that kid-killing piece of dirt right, getting assassineated like that by Schlock.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"