Of course, Grand Vizier. I'll inform the previous Ministers and Governors of their demotions. And dispose of bodies... I mean failed political maneurverers.
Reassign the non-Goa'uld to Antarctica (nice, cushy job with diddly-squat to do except watch TV and play video games), but bring Governor Moloc to me personally. Intelligence found him double-dealing under the table with Asuran agents.
Reassign the non-Goa'uld to Antarctica (nice, cushy job with diddly-squat to do except watch TV and play video games), but bring Governor Moloc to me personally. Intelligence found him double-dealing under the table with Asuran agents.
Never did like that sick f*** anyway.
Hail Ba'al!
*Ahem* Sir, I tjink I'll take a little liberty with the non-Goa'uld. Antartica may be a career ender, but I still need to do my Loyalty tests before a move.
*Ahem* Sir, I tjink I'll take a little liberty with the non-Goa'uld. Antartica may be a career ender, but I still need to do my Loyalty tests before a move.
Moloc though, he's already in the dungeon!
Send the twisted piece of s*** to me for...interrogation. Yes, that sounds good.
First Prime Teal'c, his girlfriend, his son, and his son's wife all have some...business with Moloc.
As do I.
The non-Goa'uld are loyal, AFAIK. Antarctica's not a punishment assignment, really; it's basically Tahiti with the temperature turned WAY down.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
oh, i know who he is - had a rather heated encounter with him a few years back
but still...
Mmh. Maybe. In an alternate universe where I'm not a Grand Vizier. And/or an alternate universe where setting babies on fire isn't appallingly evil.
Done with my first shift. First Prime Teal'c is being Very Upset now.
I'll get back to interrogation later. The Grand Vizier must personally hear the information about those Asuran fanatics, you see.
And the opportunity to play Bad Cop/Extremely Bad Cop* with a dude who...did what Moloc did...has nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Nothing. I swear. On my black vampire cape of menace and my honor as Grand Vizier.
Hail Ba'al!
P.S.: Oh, and Darth Kuntel? Could you have the body squad readied for disposal duties, please?
*First Prime Teal'c is the Bad Cop. I'm the Extremely Bad Cop. First Prime Teal'c's girlfriend Ishta is the Really, Really, Personally Vengeful Bad Cop.
Mmh. Maybe. In an alternate universe where I'm not a Grand Vizier. And/or an alternate universe where setting babies on fire isn't appallingly evil.
Done with my first shift. First Prime Teal'c is being Very Upset now.
I'll get back to interrogation later. The Grand Vizier must personally hear the information about those Asuran fanatics, you see.
And the opportunity to play Bad Cop/Extremely Bad Cop* with a dude who...did what Moloc did...has nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Nothing. I swear. On my black vampire cape of menace and my honor as Grand Vizier.
Hail Ba'al!
P.S.: Oh, and Darth Kuntel? Could you have the body squad readied for disposal duties, please?
*First Prime Teal'c is the Bad Cop. I'm the Extremely Bad Cop. First Prime Teal'c's girlfriend Ishta is the Really, Really, Personally Vengeful Bad Cop.
*Walks in*
The Squad and the Body Furnace are ready. And the Antarctican Transfers are done as well.
Ba'al, that was a horrible experience... so many wives throwing things at me and children kicking me in shins... *shivers.*
The Squad and the Body Furnace are ready. And the Antarctican Transfers are done as well.
Ba'al, that was a horrible experience... so many wives throwing things at me and children kicking me in shins... *shivers.*
Good, we'll need 'em about...next Saturday. In 13 days or so. Or maybe later.
First Prime Teal'c is Very Upset, you see. And he's just the one playing the Bad Cop.
Good, good...Just make sure that the luxury suites are all situated. A commendation has been attached to your file for you actions in service of the Glorious Regime.
I have personally notified Sovereign Ba'al of your achievements. He is most pleased, and wishes to personally congratulate you for your success with a Ba'al Medal of Supreme Might and Unconquerable Valor for Actions Unbelievably Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
(That's the Glorious Regime's highest honor, military or civilian)
Hail Ba'al!
Thank you, thank you, but really, my service in the Sovereign's glorious name and the opportunity to drop space rocks on Russia is its own reward.
PS: Technically this job's yours. All space and Stargate traffic is under your control and supervision. Only regular radio and subspace coms are under the Minister of Transportation.
Which reminds me, I need to get the hiring procedures going again...
I see. Messages sent via stargate seemed a sort of gray area to me, but I will administer them diligently now thats been cleared up.
Looking back through the stargate logs, it appears the offensive messages were routed through multiple stargates in an effort to conceal the source of transmission. This may take a while... Hang on, we've just intercepted another one:
Ba'al -
You can choose from any of the Tau'ri to be your host and that's the face you chose? What, did Yu have dibs on Gary Busey?
LMFAO
Sincerely,
Zeus
Aha, there's your target.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
*Stalks in, really pissed off, and in a skimpy outfit* (I'm a Trill, just like in my sig)
Ok... I want to know what the HELL that frakkin' hand device is... and who's idea it was to steal my uniform and dress me up IN THIS!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Stalks in, really pissed off, and in a skimpy outfit* (I'm a Trill, just like in my sig)
Ok... I want to know what the HELL that frakkin' hand device is... and who's idea it was to steal my uniform and dress me up IN THIS!
*looks up as a pissed-off trill storms in and wolf whistles* hey, the spots DO go all the way down!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
Enjoy it while it lasts, because as soon as I get my uniform back, I'm going to throw someone in a hurt locker! I'm not on Risa right now!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Follows, still looking like she's ready to shove a Quantum Torpedo somewhere it doesn't belong*
*The Assassin gestures to a clear room, also handing her the uniform.*
Assassin: Here you go, milady. We shall deliberate to find the minion responsible.
*He disappears.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
Well... its a little outdated, 2370's style... and Science division... but its better than nothing...
*Gets changed, then comes back out*
Ok... someone gonna explain to me what that hand device was that knocked me out? Looked like it was wrapped around a hand that came out of nowhere.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
Well... its a little outdated, 2370's style... and Science division... but its better than nothing...
*Gets changed, then comes back out*
Ok... someone gonna explain to me what that hand device was that knocked me out? Looked like it was wrapped around a hand that came out of nowhere.
*looks slightly disappointed as the trill steps out of the changing room* sounds like standard goa'uld tech...could've been any of the remaining system lords
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
So... either a set up or someone's trying to hook me up with someone in some awkward, backwards way. And... you ok? You look a little down for some reason.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
Didn't know you were interested in Trill. *sideways smile*
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
and had you gone to a bar dressed as you were, you would've received similar whistles from the male patrons, but i can guarantee that romance would be the LAST thing on their minds
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Thank you, thank you, but really, my service in the Sovereign's glorious name and the opportunity to drop space rocks on Russia is its own reward.
I see. Messages sent via stargate seemed a sort of gray area to me, but I will administer them diligently now thats been cleared up.
Looking back through the stargate logs, it appears the offensive messages were routed through multiple stargates in an effort to conceal the source of transmission. This may take a while... Hang on, we've just intercepted another one:
Ba'al -
You can choose from any of the Tau'ri to be your host and that's the face you chose? What, did Yu have dibs on Gary Busey?
LMFAO
Sincerely,
Zeus
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Reassign the non-Goa'uld to Antarctica (nice, cushy job with diddly-squat to do except watch TV and play video games), but bring Governor Moloc to me personally. Intelligence found him double-dealing under the table with Asuran agents.
Never did like that sick f*** anyway.
Hail Ba'al!
*Ahem* Sir, I tjink I'll take a little liberty with the non-Goa'uld. Antartica may be a career ender, but I still need to do my Loyalty tests before a move.
Moloc though, he's already in the dungeon!
Send the twisted piece of s*** to me for...interrogation. Yes, that sounds good.
First Prime Teal'c, his girlfriend, his son, and his son's wife all have some...business with Moloc.
As do I.
The non-Goa'uld are loyal, AFAIK. Antarctica's not a punishment assignment, really; it's basically Tahiti with the temperature turned WAY down.
Hail Ba'al!
*Nods toward shadow, and a person in black walks out of it towards the door.*
Moloc will be in your office, under guard. I will have an interrogation room prepared.
I won't go to hard on the non-Goa'uld, but I prefer to be thorough rather than suprised...
Hail Ba'al.
*Walks out.
Excellent. I need to go put on some less expensive menacing robes.
Good, good. Most of those people have already been vetted; so prioritize checks for shapeshifters and other infiltrators.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
This is Moloc.
Now you see what I mean?
Hail Ba'al!
but still...
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Mmh. Maybe. In an alternate universe where I'm not a Grand Vizier. And/or an alternate universe where setting babies on fire isn't appallingly evil.
Done with my first shift. First Prime Teal'c is being Very Upset now.
I'll get back to interrogation later. The Grand Vizier must personally hear the information about those Asuran fanatics, you see.
And the opportunity to play Bad Cop/Extremely Bad Cop* with a dude who...did what Moloc did...has nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Nothing. I swear. On my black vampire cape of menace and my honor as Grand Vizier.
Hail Ba'al!
P.S.: Oh, and Darth Kuntel? Could you have the body squad readied for disposal duties, please?
*First Prime Teal'c is the Bad Cop. I'm the Extremely Bad Cop. First Prime Teal'c's girlfriend Ishta is the Really, Really, Personally Vengeful Bad Cop.
*Walks in*
The Squad and the Body Furnace are ready. And the Antarctican Transfers are done as well.
Ba'al, that was a horrible experience... so many wives throwing things at me and children kicking me in shins... *shivers.*
Good, we'll need 'em about...next Saturday. In 13 days or so. Or maybe later.
First Prime Teal'c is Very Upset, you see. And he's just the one playing the Bad Cop.
Good, good...Just make sure that the luxury suites are all situated. A commendation has been attached to your file for you actions in service of the Glorious Regime.
Hail Ba'al!
Thank you, thank you, but really, my service in the Sovereign's glorious name and the opportunity to drop space rocks on Russia is its own reward.
I see. Messages sent via stargate seemed a sort of gray area to me, but I will administer them diligently now thats been cleared up.
Looking back through the stargate logs, it appears the offensive messages were routed through multiple stargates in an effort to conceal the source of transmission. This may take a while... Hang on, we've just intercepted another one:
You can choose from any of the Tau'ri to be your host and that's the face you chose? What, did Yu have dibs on Gary Busey?
LMFAO
Sincerely,
Zeus
Aha, there's your target.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Ok... I want to know what the HELL that frakkin' hand device is... and who's idea it was to steal my uniform and dress me up IN THIS!
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colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
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colored text = mod mode
*Blinks at outfit. Eyes widen.*
Well... I'm sure we'll find the person eventually...
*Looks trill up and down.*
I think I might know someone that has some more... conservative outfits for you. If you want to change.
*Smiles wanly.*
Though I'm certainly not complaining.
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Of course not! It's against Ba'al policy to have those kind of ideas about foreign dignitaries!
*Looks at shadowy place.*
Get Miss Jade some clothes! From Sarah's closet. She won't mind.
*An assassin steps out.*
Assassin: Of course my lord.
*He leaves and comes back with a standard starfleet uniform.*
Where did Sarah get that?
Assassin: I do not know sir.
Eh, just bring Miss Jade to a chancing room and do not peek. It would be disrespectful.
*The Assassin bows and motions to the Trill.*
Assassin: This way please.
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*The Assassin gestures to a clear room, also handing her the uniform.*
Assassin: Here you go, milady. We shall deliberate to find the minion responsible.
*He disappears.*
*Gets changed, then comes back out*
Ok... someone gonna explain to me what that hand device was that knocked me out? Looked like it was wrapped around a hand that came out of nowhere.
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
and had you gone to a bar dressed as you were, you would've received similar whistles from the male patrons, but i can guarantee that romance would be the LAST thing on their minds
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
...
Goa'uld are complete idiots, you know?
He signed his name?!?!?!?!?
Take appropriate action, Minister.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"