A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
didn't you already give him one at the start of all this?
I'm not sure...
And besides, I need a new Minister for Commerce on Sarpedon.
Hail Ba'al!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
*Comes back after exploring a new world... dressed in Steel Plate Armor and holding a Glass Sword*
Not quite as violent as Santuary, but... you neglected to mention the Dragons that were attacking Skyrim. One of them, calling himself Alduin or something along those lines, somehow managed to even attack the Lexington directly! How he managed that is... I don't know.
But some of the resources there are interesting. They call this a Glass Sword, yet the material is more crystaline and... pretty durable too.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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*Comes back after exploring a new world... dressed in Steel Plate Armor and holding a Glass Sword*
Not quite as violent as Santuary, but... you neglected to mention the Dragons that were attacking Skyrim. One of them, calling himself Alduin or something along those lines, somehow managed to even attack the Lexington directly! How he managed that is... I don't know.
But some of the resources there are interesting. They call this a Glass Sword, yet the material is more crystaline and... pretty durable too.
*rubs the back of his head and grins sheepishly* umm, whoops?
but i'm sure even a frigate's shielding should be able to withstand mere flames, to say nothing of...whatever class of ship you fly
and i'm not sure why the natives call it glass...possibly because it's highly reflective like normal glass - and it's not the only oddly-named material they have
there's also an obsidian facsimilie they call ebony, despite ebony being known as a type of wood on earth
anyway, i'm sure you're eager to begin doing what you starfleet types do; analyze, study, scan, poke, prod and experiment your glass sample...who knows - it's crystalline, maybe it'll turn out to be capable of regulating matter/antimatter reactions like dilithium
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*rubs the back of his head and grins sheepishly* umm, whoops?
but i'm sure even a frigate's shielding should be able to withstand mere flames, to say nothing of...whatever class of ship you fly
and i'm not sure why the natives call it glass...possibly because it's highly reflective like normal glass - and it's not the only oddly-named material they have
there's also an obsidian facsimilie they call ebony, despite ebony being known as a type of wood on earth
anyway, i'm sure you're eager to begin doing what you starfleet types do; analyze, study, scan, poke, prod and experiment your glass sample...who knows - it's crystalline, maybe it'll turn out to be capable of regulating matter/antimatter reactions like dilithium
Already got my crew running a battery of tests on the stuff. The locals call the ore Malachite. Got some samples of both raw ore and refined bars.
We've also got Ebony samples, along with something they call Moonstone, Quicksilver, Corundum, and Orichalcum. The resources available on that world will probably warrent further study by Starfleet, but the fact there are multiple pre-warp cultures present kinda complicate things. Maybe if we can find a source on an uninhabited island or something well away from the natives...
And the Lexington is a Sovereign class Assault Cruiser, refitted to Regent class specs. But this Alduin did manage to catch us with shields down, so theres some... minor cosmetic scorch marks on the hull.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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Already got my crew running a battery of tests on the stuff. The locals call the ore Malachite. Got some samples of both raw ore and refined bars.
We've also got Ebony samples, along with something they call Moonstone, Quicksilver, Corundum, and Orichalcum. The resources available on that world will probably warrent further study by Starfleet, but the fact there are multiple pre-warp cultures present kinda complicate things. Maybe if we can find a source on an uninhabited island or something well away from the natives...
And the Lexington is a Sovereign class Assault Cruiser, refitted to Regent class specs. But this Alduin did manage to catch us with shields down, so theres some... minor cosmetic scorch marks on the hull.
you could try the island of vvardenfel; it's currently mostly uninhabited...of course, it's mostly uninhabited because of the still very much active red mountain at the center of it
if you decide on going there, you will definitely need EV suits to work amongst the toxic air and constant ash storms, but the areas closest to the volcano are bound to be rich in ebony and malachite, which are both volcanic materials
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,698Community Moderator
edited June 2014
I'll relay that to Starfleet. Thanks for the info.
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
Paging the Minister of Transportation/Administrator of Cosmic Smitings...
Minister, your services are requested by the Grand Vizier...
Paging the Administrator of Cosmic Smitings...
*Enters office, wiping blood from hands while head of security carries corpses to incenerator*
Here, liege.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Enters office, wiping blood from hands while head of security carries corpses to incenerator*
Here, liege.
Hail Ba'al!
Ah, Minister! The Sovereign requests that you discover which System Lord has been sending him insulting messages via Stargate. If you find the culprit, you will be richly rewarded!
I finished the Loyalty tests. Vizier Worffan thanks you... oh, hello Grand Vizier. How are you?
Just fine, Darth Kuntel, just fine. Tag along with the Administrator of Cosmic Smitings/Minister of Transportation Sander233 for a little bit; your services as a body-disposal expert may be required.
Ah, Minister! The Sovereign requests that you discover which System Lord has been sending him insulting messages via Stargate. If you find the culprit, you will be richly rewarded!
Hail Ba'al!!
Shouldn't this be a job for the Minister of Communications?
Oh, right, we don't have one.
I'll get right on it.
By the way, those missing trinium shipments from Roxalon? Stolen by some of the guards at the processing center and turned over to a band of smugglers, who I suspesect are working for the Vanir. We executed all the guards, and replaced them with our own security forces, which are laced with highly paid, loyal informants to warn me of any form of bribery or coercion among the ranks.
Hail Ba'al!!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Shouldn't this be a job for the Minister of Communications?
Oh, right, we don't have one.
I'll get right on it.
By the way, those missing trinium shipments from Roxalon? Stolen by some of the guards at the processing center and turned over to a band of smugglers, who I suspesect are working for the Vanir. We executed all the guards, and replaced them with our own security forces, which are laced with highly paid, loyal informants to warn me of any form of bribery or coercion among the ranks.
Hail Ba'al!!
Excellent, Minister!
I have personally notified Sovereign Ba'al of your achievements. He is most pleased, and wishes to personally congratulate you for your success with a Ba'al Medal of Supreme Might and Unconquerable Valor for Actions Unbelievably Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
(That's the Glorious Regime's highest honor, military or civilian)
Hail Ba'al!
PS: Technically this job's yours. All space and Stargate traffic is under your control and supervision. Only regular radio and subspace coms are under the Minister of Transportation.
Which reminds me, I need to get the hiring procedures going again...
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
i can't remember either...i just know he's the nut with the greenland nuclear missile silos
*rifles through some datapads* oh, correction - he's the nut with the greenland naquadah-enhanced nuclear missile silos
Minister of Colonization. That was it.
No WONDER the colony on Tartarus has been complaining of Kull warriors roaming aimlessly. Colonization's been doing their paperwork in Danish, the Minister doesn't know Danish, and so nothing's getting done!
No WONDER the colony on Tartarus has been complaining of Kull warriors roaming aimlessly. Colonization's been doing their paperwork in Danish, the Minister doesn't know Danish, and so nothing's getting done!
By Ba'al, what a mess!
Hail Ba'al!
Colonisation? Excellent!
Firstly, subjugate-- I mean persuade the locals to join the glorious regime of his un-evilness Sovereign *checks loyalty poster* Ba'al!
Under-Over-Vice-Supreme-Sub-Lord Hammond (formerly USAF General Hammond) controls the USA. He's a good guy. Laughs at the Sovereign's better jokes. Doesn't take s*** from incompetent minions.
And if I may ask, once you have this land, what will you do?
Firstly, move my ministerial office to Westminster Palace. Then, I'll start handing my weapons over to the Ministry of War and work with the Ministry of Transportation/Cosmic Smiting to begin colonisation of new worlds and subju-- I mean... assimilate native societies into the great Sovereignty of Ba'al.
Under-Over-Vice-Supreme-Sub-Lord Hammond (formerly USAF General Hammond) controls the USA. He's a good guy. Laughs at the Sovereign's better jokes. Doesn't take s*** from incompetent minions.
Hail Ba'al!
I only mean the East Coast... it's not like I'm asking for Texas... :rolleyes:
Firstly, move my ministerial office to Westminster Palace. Then, I'll start handing my weapons over to the Ministry of War and work with the Ministry of Transportation/Cosmic Smiting to begin colonisation of new worlds and subju-- I mean... assimilate native societies into the great Sovereignty of Ba'al.
Hail Ba'al!
P.S. Do we have a Minister of War yet?
Oh right... that's how you passed the loyalty tests...
*Looks at worrfan.*
This sounds like a good decsision. Perhaps try to grant it?
Canada's yours, on the condition that you permaban tar sands oil extraction.
Do it. I'll run it by the Sovereign, and we can officially move Mr. Ryan next week.
I'll set up a meeting with First Prime Teal'c to see if his old buddy Bra'tac is willing to take the War Minister role.
Hail Ba'al!
*Salutes*
Of course, Grand Vizier. I'll inform the previous Ministers and Governors of their demotions. And dispose of bodies... I mean failed political maneurverers.
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Well, the Sovereign offers free health and dental to anyone who's willing to salute him, compliment his goatee and cape, and say "Hail Ba'al!"
BTW, do you have a position with the Glorious Regime of Sovereign Ba'al yet? I have a couple of cushy slots that opened up recently if you want one...
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I'm not sure...
And besides, I need a new Minister for Commerce on Sarpedon.
Hail Ba'al!
Not quite as violent as Santuary, but... you neglected to mention the Dragons that were attacking Skyrim. One of them, calling himself Alduin or something along those lines, somehow managed to even attack the Lexington directly! How he managed that is... I don't know.
But some of the resources there are interesting. They call this a Glass Sword, yet the material is more crystaline and... pretty durable too.
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
but i'm sure even a frigate's shielding should be able to withstand mere flames, to say nothing of...whatever class of ship you fly
and i'm not sure why the natives call it glass...possibly because it's highly reflective like normal glass - and it's not the only oddly-named material they have
there's also an obsidian facsimilie they call ebony, despite ebony being known as a type of wood on earth
anyway, i'm sure you're eager to begin doing what you starfleet types do; analyze, study, scan, poke, prod and experiment your glass sample...who knows - it's crystalline, maybe it'll turn out to be capable of regulating matter/antimatter reactions like dilithium
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
A new planet, Roshar, has been discovered! An extra bonus to whoever first makes the locals kneel before Ba'al!
Hail Ba'al!
P.S. Be wary of gravity-altering Surgebinders. Windrunners in particular are insanely dangerous.
Already got my crew running a battery of tests on the stuff. The locals call the ore Malachite. Got some samples of both raw ore and refined bars.
We've also got Ebony samples, along with something they call Moonstone, Quicksilver, Corundum, and Orichalcum. The resources available on that world will probably warrent further study by Starfleet, but the fact there are multiple pre-warp cultures present kinda complicate things. Maybe if we can find a source on an uninhabited island or something well away from the natives...
And the Lexington is a Sovereign class Assault Cruiser, refitted to Regent class specs. But this Alduin did manage to catch us with shields down, so theres some... minor cosmetic scorch marks on the hull.
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
if you decide on going there, you will definitely need EV suits to work amongst the toxic air and constant ash storms, but the areas closest to the volcano are bound to be rich in ebony and malachite, which are both volcanic materials
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
Minister, your services are requested by the Grand Vizier...
Paging the Administrator of Cosmic Smitings...
*Enters office, wiping blood from hands while head of security carries corpses to incenerator*
Here, liege.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Tosses body to head of security.*
You missed one.
*Walks into Ministers office.*
I finished the Loyalty tests. Vizier Worffan thanks you... oh, hello Grand Vizier. How are you?
Hail Ba'al!
Just fine, Darth Kuntel, just fine. Tag along with the Administrator of Cosmic Smitings/Minister of Transportation Sander233 for a little bit; your services as a body-disposal expert may be required.
Hail Ba'al!
Shouldn't this be a job for the Minister of Communications?
Oh, right, we don't have one.
I'll get right on it.
By the way, those missing trinium shipments from Roxalon? Stolen by some of the guards at the processing center and turned over to a band of smugglers, who I suspesect are working for the Vanir. We executed all the guards, and replaced them with our own security forces, which are laced with highly paid, loyal informants to warn me of any form of bribery or coercion among the ranks.
Hail Ba'al!!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Excellent, Minister!
I have personally notified Sovereign Ba'al of your achievements. He is most pleased, and wishes to personally congratulate you for your success with a Ba'al Medal of Supreme Might and Unconquerable Valor for Actions Unbelievably Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
(That's the Glorious Regime's highest honor, military or civilian)
Hail Ba'al!
PS: Technically this job's yours. All space and Stargate traffic is under your control and supervision. Only regular radio and subspace coms are under the Minister of Transportation.
Which reminds me, I need to get the hiring procedures going again...
Hail Val!
I mean Ba'al! Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I...
I can't remember...
Damn it. Must...reorganize...desk!
MINION!!! REORGANIZE MY DESK!!! And find out what Minister Ryan218's duties are while you're at it!
Hail Ba'al!
*rifles through some datapads* oh, correction - he's the nut with the greenland naquadah-enhanced nuclear missile silos
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Minister of Colonization. That was it.
No WONDER the colony on Tartarus has been complaining of Kull warriors roaming aimlessly. Colonization's been doing their paperwork in Danish, the Minister doesn't know Danish, and so nothing's getting done!
By Ba'al, what a mess!
Hail Ba'al!
Colonisation? Excellent!
Firstly, subjugate-- I mean persuade the locals to join the glorious regime of his un-evilness Sovereign *checks loyalty poster* Ba'al!
Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Shakes head.*
How did you pass the loyalty tests? I mean really!
Oh, by the way Mr. Ryan, how would you like the old provinces of the British Empire?
Does this include the east coast of the USA?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Possibly... if you want it...
And if I may ask, once you have this land, what will you do?
NO.
Under-Over-Vice-Supreme-Sub-Lord Hammond (formerly USAF General Hammond) controls the USA. He's a good guy. Laughs at the Sovereign's better jokes. Doesn't take s*** from incompetent minions.
Hail Ba'al!
Firstly, move my ministerial office to Westminster Palace. Then, I'll start handing my weapons over to the Ministry of War and work with the Ministry of Transportation/Cosmic Smiting to begin colonisation of new worlds and subju-- I mean... assimilate native societies into the great Sovereignty of Ba'al.
Hail Ba'al!
P.S. Do we have a Minister of War yet?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
I only mean the East Coast... it's not like I'm asking for Texas... :rolleyes:
Can I at least have Canada?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
Oh right... that's how you passed the loyalty tests...
*Looks at worrfan.*
This sounds like a good decsision. Perhaps try to grant it?
Do it. I'll run it by the Sovereign, and we can officially move Mr. Ryan next week.
I'll set up a meeting with First Prime Teal'c to see if his old buddy Bra'tac is willing to take the War Minister role.
Hail Ba'al!
Yes!
Hail Ba'al!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Salutes*
Of course, Grand Vizier. I'll inform the previous Ministers and Governors of their demotions. And dispose of bodies... I mean failed political maneurverers.