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  • bareelbareel Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but they are the cookies of the damned and you will spend an eternity in the sulfuric charnel hell of Satan's barbecue pit where your body will be used in substitute of charcoal for his eternal 4th of July party.


    I wish I had working batteries for my laser pointer.

    Granted, but the laser pointer now never turns off and attracts all cats in a five mile radius who force you to entertain them with it until you fall unconscious and become lunch.

    I wish a Babylon 5 game similar in genre to Mass Effect would be created where you play a ranger with a white star.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    bareel wrote: »
    Granted, but the laser pointer now never turns off and attracts all cats in a five mile radius who force you to entertain them with it until you fall unconscious and become lunch.

    I wish a Babylon 5 game similar in genre to Mass Effect would be created where you play a ranger with a white star.
    Granted, but it's published by EA.

    ...

    I wish that wasn't such a horrific prospect.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's published by EA.

    ...

    I wish that wasn't such a horrific prospect.

    Granted, it's a Horrific REALITY.

    I wish that moneymaking worked like it does in RPGs.
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, it's a Horrific REALITY.

    I wish that moneymaking worked like it does in RPGs.

    Granted, and then EA become the leaders of Earth, and you need to pay to go to the toilet

    I wish EA NEVER existed
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but then no one ever learns how to not make a bad game, resulting in everything being made badly and ultimately leading to a human uprising that burns the entire galaxy.

    ...

    I wish to be in another galaxy when that happens! O.O
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Ok, but the chaos reaches your Galaxy soon after you move there.

    I wish i had enough LEGO bricks to build a full size LEGO Enterprise J.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    dojegun wrote: »
    Ok, but the chaos reaches your Galaxy soon after you move there.

    I wish i had enough LEGO bricks to build a full size LEGO Enterprise J.

    And then its warp core explodes in your face


    I wish for unlimited Bacon hashes!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    And then its warp core explodes in your face


    I wish for unlimited Bacon hashes!

    Granted but their laced with cineide.

    I wish for my K.D.F gorn to have a Borg body.
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  • thanatos9tthanatos9t Member Posts: 96 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but their laced with cineide.

    I wish for my K.D.F gorn to have a Borg body.

    Granted your K.D.F gorn has the Borg Queens body :eek:

    I wish for a Tardis

    "I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time, no space. Just me!"
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,768 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but your mom wishes you home for dinner and someone grants her that without corruption

    i wish spock would stop saying "hell" so much
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    thanatos9t wrote: »
    Granted your K.D.F gorn has the Borg Queens body :eek:

    I wish for a Tardis

    Granted, but it's the original 1963 version, wobbly walls and all.

    I wish I got more work as an actor!
    I need a beer.

  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it's the original 1963 version, wobbly walls and all.

    I wish I got more work as an actor!

    Granted, but you always get the part of a guy in the background.

    I wish for an AT-ST.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,768 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    i wish spock would stop saying "hell" so much

    granted-- just kidding, not granted!
    I wish for an AT-ST.
    granted, but it's pregnant w a mini AT-ST

    i wish picard had a full head of hair
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted-- just kidding, not granted!


    granted, but it's pregnant w a mini AT-ST

    i wish picard had a full head of hair

    Granted, but it is only a rug (are you sure you know what an AT-ST is?)


    I wish Klingons would retire to a senior living center and play golf.
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  • lauscholauscho Member Posts: 79 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    They do. However, the terrain on Q'onos is not conducive to golfing, so they decide to invade Earth to turn it into a Klingon retirement home.

    also is this only Trek wishes or something



    because I wish for my guitar parts NOW
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,768 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    (are you sure you know what an AT-ST is?)
    yep, an AT-AT was pregnant in Family Guy "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", so why not an AT-ST (tho it'd be like a teen pregnancy)
    lauscho wrote: »
    because I wish for my guitar parts NOW
    granted, but they're made of jello

    i wish tuvok would stop trying to control kes
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    yep, Star Wars .......an AT-AT was pregnant in Family Guy "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side", so why not an AT-ST (tho it'd be like a teen pregnancy)


    granted, but they're made of jello

    i wish tuvok would stop trying to control kes

    Granted. But your wish results in the extended cast of Voyager brawling on the Jerry Springer show.

    I wish there was a light at the end of the tunnel and a silver lining to every cloud.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,768 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but your glass remains half empty

    i wish these smilies didnt have a white border around them

    :confused: :eek: :cool: :(
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but your glass remains half empty

    i wish these smilies didnt have a white border around them

    :confused: :eek: :cool: :(

    Granted, because smilies are permanently removed from the forums.

    I wish that everyone didn't look at me like I'm insane when I say that I really liked "How To Train Your Dragon".
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, because smilies are permanently removed from the forums.

    I wish that everyone didn't look at me like I'm insane when I say that I really liked "How To Train Your Dragon".
    Granted. Now they just treat you like an idiot child.

    Incidentally:
    Granted but their laced with cineide.
    They're. Cyanide. For gods sakes... :rolleyes:


    ...

    I wish game forums weren't so depressing to read.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Now they just treat you like an idiot child.

    Incidentally:

    They're. Cyanide. For gods sakes... :rolleyes:


    ...

    I wish game forums weren't so depressing to read.

    Granted, they are depressingly happy. (Thanks for showing me how to spell cyanide btw).

    I wish I had a vibrosward.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, they are depressingly happy. (Thanks for showing me how to spell cyanide btw).

    I wish I had a vibrosward.

    Granted, it becomes sentient and kills you.

    I wish people would understand why I love "How to Train your Dragon", and why I think that the main character's father is the real hero of the movie (or at least as much of the hero as his son is).
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, it becomes sentient and kills you.

    I wish people would understand why I love "How to Train your Dragon", and why I think that the main character's father is the real hero of the movie (or at least as much of the hero as his son is).

    Granted, but then they can't understand why you don't like parts of it and then think the fat Dragon is the hero.

    I wish I could have force lightning by using teasla coils on my hands without harming me.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but then they can't understand why you don't like parts of it and then think the fat Dragon is the hero.

    I wish I could have force lightning by using teasla coils on my hands without harming me.

    Granted. That's so awesome that I can't corrupt it.

    I wish that I could meet Benedict Cumberbatch, face-to-face.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. That's so awesome that I can't corrupt it.

    I wish that I could meet Benedict Cumberbatch, face-to-face.

    Lucky, granted but he does not behave how you expect.

    I wish I could use the force by controlling subspace.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Lucky, granted but he does not behave how you expect.

    I wish I could use the force by controlling subspace.

    Granted but the Iconians kidnap you and experiment on you to steal your powers.

    I wish that we had Iconian PVE queues and FEs in STO (you know, fighting the Iconians and stuff).
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted but the Iconians kidnap you and experiment on you to steal your powers.

    I wish that we had Iconian PVE queues and FEs in STO (you know, fighting the Iconians and stuff).

    Too good it's incorruptible.

    I wish the iconians were a playable race.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Too good it's incorruptible.

    I wish the iconians were a playable race.

    Granted but they are so OP that they break the game.

    I wish that I had the Dyson superpack for free.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted but they are so OP that they break the game.

    I wish that I had the Dyson superpack for free.

    Granted, but then you can't open it.

    I wish for an evil kangaroo minion.
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  • seaquest42seaquest42 Member Posts: 71 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but then you can't open it.

    I wish for an evil kangaroo minion.


    Granted, but the evil kangaroo minion punch you in the face, you are out cold.


    I wish for a sonic shower.
    I am me, always will be.
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