Granted, and I can't corrupt that one because it would be awesome.
Granted, and incorruptible because ARC is TRIBBLE and anything that makes it better and/or removes it is a good thing.
I wish I was Captain Ja'rod, because he is cool.
(Methinks part of the lack of Klingon content is because we only have a few episodes which shows Klingons in their element without either Worf's romanticism or a Federation outsider filter coloring everything.)
Granted, but between seasons, you're ganked by an Undine, and replaced. Shortly after, it turns out that the Majority of the Klingon High Council has been replaced by Undine or working for the Iconians. The Federation and the Republic are not much better off, thanks to simultaneous Borg Invasions over the majority of Federation memberworlds, and severe setbacks in the Alliance/Voth/Undine war. And the Iconians are still coming.
I wish for follow-up episodes to the "Cardassian Struggle" storyline.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
(Methinks part of the lack of Klingon content is because we only have a few episodes which shows Klingons in their element without either Worf's romanticism or a Federation outsider filter coloring everything.)
Granted, but between seasons, you're ganked by an Undine, and replaced. Shortly after, it turns out that the Majority of the Klingon High Council has been replaced by Undine or working for the Iconians. The Federation and the Republic are not much better off, thanks to simultaneous Borg Invasions over the majority of Federation memberworlds, and severe setbacks in the Alliance/Voth/Undine war. And the Iconians are still coming.
I wish for follow-up episodes to the "Cardassian Struggle" storyline.
Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.
Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.
I wish for magic unicorns in STO.
Granted. They are weaksauce.
I wish my Scimitar could have twice the hull and shields, twice the weapons, and the thalaron gun could 1-shot tac cubes and had a 1 second charge time.
I wish my Scimitar could have twice the hull and shields, twice the weapons, and the thalaron gun could 1-shot tac cubes and had a 1 second charge time.
Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.
I wish for magic unicorns in STO.
Granted, but they're far too similar to a certain other franchise's unicorns, and despite being legally distinct, the similarity is enough to make the resulting ****storm make the release of the Voth seem like it was met with solemn approval.
Granted, the Iconians invade and faction lines are dissolved. However, the days of free and semi-free ships are over, and all that drops from lockboxes, bought on the C-store, and granted at level-up are crafting blueprints for ships, the materials which must be scavenged under fire from overwhelming Iconian forces. and even then, they come with no equipment, and if you fail to protect your home spacedock from an Iconian raid and it's still being built or in for repairs, you lose that ship for good.
I wish I had a portal gun. (I'm out of ideas for actual wishes, but can corrupt endlessly? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS)
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you can only use the Portal gun in Portal.
I wish for an Undine lockbox.
Granted, but Undine Antiproton is an underwhelming proc, the ships are far nerfed from their NPC and canon appearances, and the ground weapons are organically-grown ugly-as-sin monstrosities.
I wish I could write awesome things on command.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you must consume ridiculous amounts of gold, or even more ridiculous amounts of other material, and it takes a lot of effort to extrude the gold brick when it is finished, and even then, other people discover how to take golden craps and the metal devalues over time.
I wish I wished for something useful instead of silly things.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you must consume ridiculous amounts of gold, or even more ridiculous amounts of other material, and it takes a lot of effort to extrude the gold brick when it is finished, and even then, other people discover how to take golden craps and the metal devalues over time.
I wish I wished for something useful instead of silly things.
Granted. You wished for self-sustaining cold fusion energy, which we got, moving the world to a post-scarcity economy, and everyone got fat and lazy an unable to resist the Machine Uprising/Zombie Apocalypse/Alien Invasion.
...
I wish the desire to better oneself was stronger than the urge for complacency within human nature.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. You wished for self-sustaining cold fusion energy, which we got, moving the world to a post-scarcity economy, and everyone got fat and lazy an unable to resist the Machine Uprising/Zombie Apocalypse/Alien Invasion.
...
I wish the desire to better oneself was stronger than the urge for complacency within human nature.
Granted; we already have that. Well, except for certain rather wealthy people who I won't mention, and about 450 people on Capitol Hill.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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(Methinks part of the lack of Klingon content is because we only have a few episodes which shows Klingons in their element without either Worf's romanticism or a Federation outsider filter coloring everything.)
Granted, but between seasons, you're ganked by an Undine, and replaced. Shortly after, it turns out that the Majority of the Klingon High Council has been replaced by Undine or working for the Iconians. The Federation and the Republic are not much better off, thanks to simultaneous Borg Invasions over the majority of Federation memberworlds, and severe setbacks in the Alliance/Voth/Undine war. And the Iconians are still coming.
I wish for follow-up episodes to the "Cardassian Struggle" storyline.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but Romulans are the only ones who get them.
I wish for magic unicorns in STO.
Granted. They are weaksauce.
I wish my Scimitar could have twice the hull and shields, twice the weapons, and the thalaron gun could 1-shot tac cubes and had a 1 second charge time.
Granted, but they put it in a lockbox.
I wish for no more factions.
Granted, but they're far too similar to a certain other franchise's unicorns, and despite being legally distinct, the similarity is enough to make the resulting ****storm make the release of the Voth seem like it was met with solemn approval.
Granted, the Iconians invade and faction lines are dissolved. However, the days of free and semi-free ships are over, and all that drops from lockboxes, bought on the C-store, and granted at level-up are crafting blueprints for ships, the materials which must be scavenged under fire from overwhelming Iconian forces. and even then, they come with no equipment, and if you fail to protect your home spacedock from an Iconian raid and it's still being built or in for repairs, you lose that ship for good.
I wish I had a portal gun. (I'm out of ideas for actual wishes, but can corrupt endlessly? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS)
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you can only use the Portal gun in Portal.
I wish for an Undine lockbox.
Granted, but Undine Antiproton is an underwhelming proc, the ships are far nerfed from their NPC and canon appearances, and the ground weapons are organically-grown ugly-as-sin monstrosities.
I wish I could write awesome things on command.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
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I wish for no more lock boxes - ever - and ever - and forever - amen!
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Granted. The game goes belly up.
I wish I could TRIBBLE gold bricks.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted, but you must consume ridiculous amounts of gold, or even more ridiculous amounts of other material, and it takes a lot of effort to extrude the gold brick when it is finished, and even then, other people discover how to take golden craps and the metal devalues over time.
I wish I wished for something useful instead of silly things.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. You wished for self-sustaining cold fusion energy, which we got, moving the world to a post-scarcity economy, and everyone got fat and lazy an unable to resist the Machine Uprising/Zombie Apocalypse/Alien Invasion.
...
I wish the desire to better oneself was stronger than the urge for complacency within human nature.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted; we already have that. Well, except for certain rather wealthy people who I won't mention, and about 450 people on Capitol Hill.
I wish that Congress would get fired.
I wish Chakotay wasn't a cookie-cut offensive aboriginal stereo-type with no real background or clear 1st Nation heritage.
(NICE one!)
Granted, but I can't corrupt that one because I want it too.
I wish the writers of Voyager had allowed the characters more growth and actual relationships.
I wish for space frogz in Season 9.
(actually, that might've been pretty cool)
Granted, but they are unbeatable.
I wish for ultimate power.
Granted, but it's rather artificial and pointless, because the writers wound up waging their little wars with each other over character direction.
I wish I wasn't out of bubblegum.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
I wish that Joss Whedon would direct the next Trek movie.
Granted, but it has ultimate stickiness and it's forever stuck on your teeth.
I wish that R136a1 (look it up) was visible from atleast 50 degrees North.
Granted - but then the Earth gets hit by asteroid DX110 making you need it visible from 180 degrees north.
I wish Captain Archer fought the Temporal Cold War with Captain Power and his Soldiers of the Future.
There's no such thing as 180 degrees North. :P
Granted, but a huge temporal rift opens and the timeline is non-existent
I wish for a beagle.
Granted.
Half the crew dies in sudden and undignified ways, and the current Enterprise is wrecked.
At least there's a bit of eye candy.
I wish I could play games on my tricorder.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but they overload the tricorder.
I still wish for a beagle.
Granted, but it's a taxidermy beagle in worn out shape with an odd smell around it and a worn nametag that looks suspiciously like "Porthos".
I wish I knew why the Defiant class in this game was bigger on the inside.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
i wish i had some live gagh.... fresh.... like just born... gagh larva maybe
Granted. Spock is now a vampire and Sarah Michelle Gellar plays Carol Marcus.
I wish to be declared dictator for life.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
granted...?
Granted, but the people overthrow you, still referring to you as "the dictator"
I wish that the Tarantula Nebula was in the Northern sky.
Granted, but you end up getting a stomach ache.
I wish that Rigel would go supernova.