I wish I had a real, working, fully functional and indestructible Rhode island class ship IRL.
Granted, but somebody activates your real, working and fully functional photonic displacement console, tricks you into boarding the photonic ship. and deactivates it.
...
I wish I had a glass of cold water.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, they drop it, and now naked Gorn are using it
Naked Gorn and your mom.
I,wish I had a RL Oddesey class
Granted. Your failure to wish for a knowledge of 25th century ship operations results in you and your ship impacting the North Atlantic Ocean at slipstream velocity and destroying most life on Earth.
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I wish for a pitcher of ice water.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. Your failure to wish for a knowledge of 25th century ship operations results in you and your ship impacting the North Atlantic Ocean at slipstream velocity and destroying most life on Earth.
...
I wish for a pitcher of ice water.
Granted, it's to cold, and freezes your body FOREVER!
I wish I had an Indestructible RL Oddesey class AND I know how to manage 25th century ship ops
Granted, it's to cold, and freezes your body FOREVER!
I wish I had an Indestructible RL Oddesey class AND I know how to manage 25th century ship ops
Granted. Unfortunately, an accident with the Quantum Slipstream Drive sends you into a universe where supernova cannons are heavily outdated weapons of war. Your wish to make your Odyssey indestructible means you can tank most of this stuff.... but that's it, because your armaments are like bringing a laser pointer to a gunfight.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. Unfortunately, an accident with the Quantum Slipstream Drive sends you into a universe where supernova cannons are heavily outdated weapons of war. Your wish to make your Odyssey indestructible means you can tank most of this stuff.... but that's it, because your armaments are like bringing a laser pointer to a gunfight.
I wish I could play the guitar as good as Jimi Hendrix did or Eric Clapton does.
Granted, but your band's drummer still gets all the chicks.
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I wish my pet raptor actually looked like a raptor and not like a nanotyrannus with a sail glued to its back.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But we still miss out on a spectacular All Terrain Venemoth joke. I wanted to make that joke so bad you have no idea. Gaddamnits Nagus....
I wish this forum had strikethrough text.
The forum suddenly supports strikethrough text, which is thoroughly overused by everyone, including the Devs.
I wish the Galaxy-class ship model was updated to look more akin to the Galaxy-class in the TV shows/movies.
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Granted, but while'll you're having it, some Tal Shiar come in and place a Thalaron bomb next to you
I wish I had a Thalaron bomb
Granted. You receive a thalaron bomb. It is active and will go off in 2 seconds.
I wish for more corrupt wishes.
Granted. The corrupt wishes TRIBBLE up your life even more, and that's just the good part.
I wish for a WhiteStar from Babylon 5, as well as a Sovereign Class starship, so that I can command two of the coolest ships ever! >=3
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Granted, but an Alien race has observed MythBusters, and 'borrowed' your ships. They return you a pile of debris, and they where your ships.
I wish that my life was all better
Granted. But Gwen Stacy is still dead.
I wish we would finally get a Wonder Woman movie.
Granted, but it is sexist tripe and Wonder Woman is played by an anorexic model with implants.
I wish that we had a muscle definition slider in STO, so my female characters could look like MACO-rated badasses instead of anorexic wimps.
i wish that i could put the customizable omega armor on my bridge officers
Granted, but it doesn't show up on them.
I wish there was Mandalorian armor in STO.
Granted but SWTOR's team sues the bejeezus out of the STO team.
I wish I was richer than Croesus.
Granted, but the bank reclaims everything you have bought.
I wish you could have a flamethrower in STO.
i wish there was a 5yr mission on STO
Granted, but nobody wants to be doing the same mission for 5 years.
Btw you only made my previous wish better when you corrupted it:P.
I wish I had a real, working, fully functional and indestructible Rhode island class ship IRL.
Granted, but you have to grind through T5 of the Romulan rep. No, really.
Granted, but somebody activates your real, working and fully functional photonic displacement console, tricks you into boarding the photonic ship. and deactivates it.
...
I wish I had a glass of cold water.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, but it's built with modern technology so it's only "functional" to a degree.
I really wish this wouldn't happen. But I think it will....
I wish I had a Mekleth.
i wish klingons would stop taking #selfies
Granted, they drop it, and now naked Gorn are using it
I,wish I had a RL Oddesey class
Granted. Your failure to wish for a knowledge of 25th century ship operations results in you and your ship impacting the North Atlantic Ocean at slipstream velocity and destroying most life on Earth.
...
I wish for a pitcher of ice water.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, it's to cold, and freezes your body FOREVER!
I wish I had an Indestructible RL Oddesey class AND I know how to manage 25th century ship ops
Granted. Unfortunately, an accident with the Quantum Slipstream Drive sends you into a universe where supernova cannons are heavily outdated weapons of war. Your wish to make your Odyssey indestructible means you can tank most of this stuff.... but that's it, because your armaments are like bringing a laser pointer to a gunfight.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Make your wish.
Granted - but you forgot where you parked it.
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I wish I could play the guitar as good as Jimi Hendrix did or Eric Clapton does.
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Granted, but your band's drummer still gets all the chicks.
...
I wish my pet raptor actually looked like a raptor and not like a nanotyrannus with a sail glued to its back.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. It just ate your hand.
I wish for a wad of cash.
Granted, but it's fake cash.
I wish all my characters were level 50.
Granted, but the game has been restructured with a new ceiling at 70.
I wish I had a sweet ATV for certain ground areas.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but if your character gets shot once then it is gone forever.
I wish I didn't have the flu.
(I was almost expecting someone to make a Twitch Plays Pokemon joke.)
Granted, you have Romulan Herpes instead.
I wish I had more common ground in terms of reference pools with others.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. But we still miss out on a spectacular All Terrain Venemoth joke. I wanted to make that joke so bad you have no idea. Gaddamnits Nagus....
I wish this forum had strikethrough text.
The forum suddenly supports strikethrough text, which is thoroughly overused by everyone, including the Devs.
I wish the Galaxy-class ship model was updated to look more akin to the Galaxy-class in the TV shows/movies.
Missing the good ol' days of PvP: Legacy of Romulus to Season 9
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