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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you end up getting a stomach ache.

    I wish that Rigel would go supernova.

    Granted, it's Romulos and J.J trek all over again.

    I wish for a Borg body without becoming a drone.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, it's Romulos and J.J trek all over again.

    I wish for a Borg body without becoming a drone.

    Granted - but everyone spends all day doing 'Danger Will Robinson' impressions in front of you not realising you have nothing to do with lost in space but think it's really funny anyway.

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    I wish for better WiFi reception!
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - but everyone spends all day doing 'Danger Will Robinson' impressions in front of you not realising you have nothing to do with lost in space but think it's really funny anyway.

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    I wish for better WiFi reception!

    Granted, but your new ISP contract demands payment in the form of your firstborn's eternal soul.

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    I wish my ISP wasn't so evil.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but your new ISP contract demands payment in the form of your firstborn's eternal soul.

    ...

    I wish my ISP wasn't so evil.

    Granted, they turn themselves to good but then darth Vader makes them 10 times as evil as before.

    I wish Nolan North will be in the next J.J trek movie.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,266 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Grants but you cant see the cutness cause they are hidden in a Gorn Suit

    I wish for a new OS for my masters Positronic MAtrix
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Grants but you cant see the cutness cause they are hidden in a Gorn Suit

    I wish for a new OS for my masters Positronic MAtrix

    Granted. But instead of Mac OS they send you the skinny "Im a mac" guy.


    I wish I had a pet T Rex with lasers on its head.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. But instead of Mac OS they send you the skinny "Im a mac" guy.


    I wish I had a pet T Rex with lasers on its head.

    Granted, but some players come along and kill it.

    I wish that Sir Patrick Stewart would star in the next FE or FE series, as Captain Picard.
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    korfi2go#5083 korfi2go Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but some players come along and kill it.

    I wish that Sir Patrick Stewart would star in the next FE or FE series, as Captain Picard.
    Granted. The Next FE is about the disgraceful death of former Starfleet-Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

    I wich I had time to play STO today.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. The Next FE is about the disgraceful death of former Starfleet-Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

    I wich I had time to play STO today.

    Granted. You are trapped in a temporal causality loop.

    I wish I was destined for greatness.
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    mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You are trapped in a temporal causality loop.

    I wish I was destined for greatness.

    Granted - you are the perpetrator of the greatest fail ever which is then repeated ad infinitum on Youtube.

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    I wish that I could win the 'last post wins' thread.
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    Granted - you are the perpetrator of the greatest fail ever which is then repeated ad infinitum on Youtube.

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    I wish that I could win the 'last post wins' thread.

    Granted, but the forums get mostly wiped by a cascading database failure, erasing any evidence of your victory.

    I wish I wasn't cripplingly depressed.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the forums get mostly wiped by a cascading database failure, erasing any evidence of your victory.

    I wish I wasn't cripplingly depressed.

    Granted. Your severe depression drives you criminally insane instead.

    I wish everybody wasn't out to get me.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, now nobody wants anything to do with you.

    I wish it wasn't raining so much.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, now nobody wants anything to do with you.

    I wish it wasn't raining so much.

    Granted. Now it's snowing and what rain there is is freezing rain, laying down a layer of ice over everything.

    I wish that I could take a vacation to Andoria.
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    f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the spaceport misplaced your luggage and sent it to Nimbus III instead.

    I wish I could take a Vacation on Risa
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but the spaceport misplaced your luggage and sent it to Nimbus III instead.

    I wish I could take a Vacation on Risa

    Granted, but all of your clothing and beach gear is sent to Nukara Prime by way of Qo'noS by an epic shipping error.

    I wish I had a bugship for every character.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, the ships are made of actual bugs (glued together)

    i wish had enough latinum for my own moon
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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, the ships are made of actual bugs (glued together)

    i wish had enough latinum for my own moon

    Granted, but the moon is buggy enough to crash the game if you try to take a step on it.

    I wish they'd bring back the more popular hourlies to fill the dead space in between bonus weekends.
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    captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but the moon is buggy enough to crash the game if you try to take a step on it.

    I wish they'd bring back the more popular hourlies to fill the dead space in between bonus weekends.

    Granted, but a new bug is introduced into the game where 99% of the time you are dropped into an arena with 1000 borg tac cubes if you try to change maps during the hourlies.

    I wish that I could think of something original, like making Jeremy Clarkson and James May start strangling Richard Hammond on live TV.
    I need a beer.

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    aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but a new bug is introduced into the game where 99% of the time you are dropped into an arena with 1000 borg tac cubes if you try to change maps during the hourlies.

    I wish that I could think of something original, like making Jeremy Clarkson and James May start strangling Richard Hammond on live TV.

    Granted, but it's overshadowed immediately by someone doing something immensely stupid.

    I wish that, if we can't get rid of grinding altogether, we could at least have viable variety in it.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but a new bug is introduced into the game where 99% of the time you are dropped into an arena with 1000 borg tac cubes if you try to change maps during the hourlies.

    I wish that I could think of something original, like making Jeremy Clarkson and James May start strangling Richard Hammond on live TV.

    Granted. But all you can think of is getting Jay Leno to help your Aunt rummage through her basement.


    I wish I could chuck wood.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. But all you can think of is getting Jay Leno to help your Aunt rummage through her basement.


    I wish I could chuck wood.

    Granted, you Chuck it at your foot.
    I wish I could make spontaneous combustion.
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    sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you Chuck it at your foot.
    I wish I could make spontaneous combustion.

    Granted. But the ability to make anything burst into flames quickly goes to your head. And so after a brief crime spree involving your newfound powers, the nearest federal reserve bank, and approximately eighteen million dollars worth of exotic cars, you are arrested on charges of public endangerment, destruction of public property, burglary, seventeen counts of arson, three counts of murder in the first degree, forty-seven counts of grand theft auto and one moving violation. You are confined for the rest of your days in a fireproof holding facility.

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    I wish I could make myself invisible at will.
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    lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. But the ability to make anything burst into flames quickly goes to your head. And so after a brief crime spree involving your newfound powers, the nearest federal reserve bank, and approximately eighteen million dollars worth of exotic cars, you are arrested on charges of public endangerment, destruction of public property, burglary, seventeen counts of arson, three counts of murder in the first degree, forty-seven counts of grand theft auto and one moving violation. You are confined for the rest of your days in a fireproof holding facility.

    ...

    I wish I could make myself invisible at will.

    Granted. You are caught and charged for your acts of voyeurism.

    I wish i was a shapeshifter.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. You are caught and charged for your acts of voyeurism.

    I wish i was a shapeshifter.

    Granted, but when you try to learn about shapeshifting from the other changings you accidentally drown in the great link.

    I wish for super agility.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but when you try to learn about shapeshifting from the other changings you accidentally drown in the great link.

    I wish for super agility.

    Granted, but a guy with super strength AND super speed beats the tar out of you.

    I wish I was Superman, except immune to Kryptonite.
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    hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, pickles becomes your kryptonite

    i wish janeway could've gotten over the whole "home" thing
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but a guy with super strength AND super speed beats the tar out of you.

    I wish I was Superman, except immune to Kryptonite.

    Granted, but you didn't say anything about Thaloron radiation (I don't know if it is spelled right).

    I wish I was darth Malgus.
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    grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, pickles becomes your kryptonite

    i wish janeway could've gotten over the whole "home" thing

    Granted, but now she has an overwhelming urge to fly the ship into a black hole.
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    worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you didn't say anything about Thaloron radiation (I don't know if it is spelled right).

    I wish I was darth Malgus.

    Thalaron.

    Granted, but then about 5,000,000 PCs kill you. Repeatedly.

    I wish I was Iron Man.
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