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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Thalaron.

    Granted, but then about 5,000,000 PCs kill you. Repeatedly.

    I wish I was Iron Man.

    Granted, but as the Ferengi say, "never trust a man with a better suit".:D

    I wish for an AT-TE.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but as the Ferengi say, "never trust a man with a better suit".:D

    I wish for an AT-TE.

    Granted. You get beaten up by Ewoks, which is humiliating.

    I wish I was Han Solo.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You get beaten up by Ewoks, which is humiliating.

    I wish I was Han Solo.

    Granted, but now you just crash landed your ship on Tatooine.

    I wish I was the Borg king.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but now you just crash landed your ship on Tatooine.

    I wish I was the Borg king.

    Granted, but there is no such thing.

    I wish I could sleep with the Borg queen.
  • captainoblivouscaptainoblivous Member Posts: 2,284 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but there is no such thing.

    I wish I could sleep with the Borg queen.

    Granted, but she gives you space-zombie-nanite-herpes and assimilates you while you are "going there", bringing a whole new meaning to "Look ma, no hands!".

    I wish my car was a fighter jet.
    I need a beer.

  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but she gives you space-zombie-nanite-herpes and assimilates you while you are "going there", bringing a whole new meaning to "Look ma, no hands!".

    I wish my car was a fighter jet.

    Granted, but you don't know how to fly it.

    I wish for a blaster cannon.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you don't know how to fly it.

    I wish for a blaster cannon.

    Granted, but it blows up in your face.

    I wish I could fly the Enterprise.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it blows up in your face.

    I wish I could fly the Enterprise.

    Granted but it is in the last seconds of the auto destruct before Kirk blows it up.

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  • senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,303 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but on that day the sky turns dark with Klingon wessels iwadding~Chekov

    I wish for more Waffles and Miku to bring them in
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted but on that day the sky turns dark with Klingon wessels iwadding~Chekov

    I wish for more Waffles and Miku to bring them in

    Granted, but the syrup is poison, forcing you to make a choice between agonizing death and dry waffles.

    ...

    I wish I could take a nap
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  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    I wish I could take a nap

    Granted. But why are you sleeping on a bed of nails? And it's on fire! Why Sander why!?

    I wish for a lifetime supply of coffee.
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited March 2014
    Granted. But why are you sleeping on a bed of nails? And it's on fire! Why Sander why!?

    I wish for a lifetime supply of coffee.

    Granted, but it's OP coffee and gets nerfed.

    I wish for the Norway Class.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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  • teluasteluas Member Posts: 132 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. But why are you sleeping on a bed of nails? And it's on fire! Why Sander why!?

    I wish for a lifetime supply of coffee.

    Granted, but its all flavored coffee, and the flavor is "sweaty gym socks"

    I wish all computer components were free of charge!
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    artan42 wrote: »
    Granted, but it's OP coffee and gets nerfed.

    I wish for the Norway Class.

    Granted, but it's just another option for an early-game escort, and the Fleet version is equally underwhelming.
    teluas wrote: »
    Granted, but its all flavored coffee, and the flavor is "sweaty gym socks"

    I wish all computer components were free of charge!

    Granted, but the reason they are now free is because they're outdated technology. Someone created a processor that makes current computing components look archaic by comparison.


    I wish I had telepathy.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but it's just another option for an early-game escort, and the Fleet version is equally underwhelming.



    Granted, but the reason they are now free is because they're outdated technology. Someone created a processor that makes current computing components look archaic by comparison.


    I wish I had telepathy.

    Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.

    I wish I was a Changeling, like Odo.
  • squatsaucesquatsauce Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.

    I wish I was a Changeling, like Odo.

    Granted. You are are now a changeling like Odo: Misshapen, irritable, unloved and utterly alone. You can change into many forms, but not one that will ever make you happy or popular.

    I wish that the world was populated solely by replicas of myself.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    squatsauce wrote: »
    Granted. You are are now a changeling like Odo: Misshapen, irritable, unloved and utterly alone. You can change into many forms, but not one that will ever make you happy or popular.

    I wish that the world was populated solely by replicas of myself.

    (fine by me, as long as I'm badass like Odo and get a girl like Kira Nerys)

    Granted. You get on your own nerves remarkably quickly.

    I wish i was Data.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but mirrors go extinct and the furniture industry takes a big loss

    i wish the enterprise-e would've had a slightly bigger bridge
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.

    I wish I was a Changeling, like Odo.

    (So, kinda like this?)

    Granted, now players hunt you down when they see you for a few scraps of dili through a doff assignment.

    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but mirrors go extinct and the furniture industry takes a big loss

    i wish the enterprise-e would've had a slightly bigger bridge

    Granted, now seven nameless crew are on the bridge and get to sit next to exploding consoles.

    I wish Mass Effect 3's ending wasn't so facepalmingly bad.
    STO in a shellnut.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    (So, kinda like this?)

    Granted, now players hunt you down when they see you for a few scraps of dili through a doff assignment.




    Granted, now seven nameless crew are on the bridge and get to sit next to exploding consoles.

    I wish Mass Effect 3's ending wasn't so facepalmingly bad.

    Granted. It's ending is swapped with that of the origin Planet of the apes film (1968). Making the ending truly nonsensical for both properties.

    I wish I had a real functional android servant.
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  • f9thaceshighf9thaceshigh Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but after a few days of serving your every whim it's driven insane and runs off to start a robot uprising that brings about the apocalypse.

    I wish the new Galaxy reboot was better.
  • rtk142rtk142 Member Posts: 613 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    I wish I had a real functional android servant.

    Granted, but it only speaks Esperanto and Dothraki.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but after a few days of serving your every whim it's driven insane and runs off to start a robot uprising that brings about the apocalypse.

    I wish the new Galaxy reboot was better.
    Granted, but the Galaxy haters and extreme PVP nuts scream and cry until it gets nerfed.
    rtk142 wrote: »
    Granted, but it only speaks Esperanto and Dothraki.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream

    Granted, but it is coffee-flavored ice cream.

    I wish I was Data.
  • mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. Enjoy being vaporized in an exploding Scimitar.

    I wish I had telekinesis and/or pyrokinesis.

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    Finger wrote:
    Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. Enjoy being vaporized in an exploding Scimitar.

    I wish I had telekinesis and/or pyrokinesis.

    Granted. You cause over five hundred billion dollars of property damage in your first fight with a supervillain, due to the simple fact that a Human Torch/Jean Grey hybrid would be INSANELY destructive in real life, and are sentenced to fifteen thousand years in prison for more than seven hundred manslaughter charges (when you hit the villain through a building with a telekinetically-enhanced fireball).

    I wish I could heal people with a touch.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but the Galaxy haters and extreme PVP nuts scream and cry until it gets nerfed.


    Granted, but it is coffee-flavored ice cream.

    I wish I was Data.

    Granted: da·ta noun plural but singular or plural in construction, often attributive \ˈdā-tə, ˈda- also ˈdä-\
    : facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something

    : information that is produced or stored by a computer.

    I wish I could fly like superman, Run like the flash, and was able to regenerate like Wolverine.
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  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted: da·ta noun plural but singular or plural in construction, often attributive \ˈdā-tə, ˈda- also ˈdä-\
    : facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something

    : information that is produced or stored by a computer.

    I wish I could fly like superman, Run like the flash, and was able to regenerate like Wolverine.
    Granted, but your arch-nemeses all make their lairs cramped underground affairs with slippery floors leading to deathtraps, meaning that your flight is useless, and your Regeneration is REALLY being taxed.
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You cause over five hundred billion dollars of property damage in your first fight with a supervillain, due to the simple fact that a Human Torch/Jean Grey hybrid would be INSANELY destructive in real life, and are sentenced to fifteen thousand years in prison for more than seven hundred manslaughter charges (when you hit the villain through a building with a telekinetically-enhanced fireball).

    I wish I could heal people with a touch.

    Granted, but you can only do so by having them tough your naughty bits, which turns most people off, and in fact gets you arrested for indecency the first time you try it.

    Hey, at least your cellmate will be appreciative.

    I wish people weren't dicks about literally everything.
    STO in a shellnut.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but your arch-nemeses all make their lairs cramped underground affairs with slippery floors leading to deathtraps, meaning that your flight is useless, and your Regeneration is REALLY being taxed.



    Granted, but you can only do so by having them tough your naughty bits, which turns most people off, and in fact gets you arrested for indecency the first time you try it.

    Hey, at least your cellmate will be appreciative.

    I wish people weren't dicks about literally everything.

    Granted, but you broke the evolutionary process and the global economy all at once, and somewhere in the great beyond Ayn Rand points and yells "See? SEE??"

    ...

    I wish for cake.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but you broke the evolutionary process and the global economy all at once, and somewhere in the great beyond Ayn Rand points and yells "See? SEE??"

    ...

    I wish for cake.

    Granted, but it gets stolen from you by the Koch Brothers. (best thing I could come up with, sorry)

    I wish for oatmeal-raisin cookies.
  • mightybobcncmightybobcnc Member Posts: 3,354 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but it gets stolen from you by the Koch Brothers. (best thing I could come up with, sorry)

    I wish for oatmeal-raisin cookies.

    Granted, but they are the cookies of the damned and you will spend an eternity in the sulfuric charnel hell of Satan's barbecue pit where your body will be used in substitute of charcoal for his eternal 4th of July party.


    I wish I had working batteries for my laser pointer.

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    Finger wrote:
    Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
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