Granted, but she gives you space-zombie-nanite-herpes and assimilates you while you are "going there", bringing a whole new meaning to "Look ma, no hands!".
Granted, but she gives you space-zombie-nanite-herpes and assimilates you while you are "going there", bringing a whole new meaning to "Look ma, no hands!".
Granted but on that day the sky turns dark with Klingon wessels iwadding~Chekov
I wish for more Waffles and Miku to bring them in
Granted, but the syrup is poison, forcing you to make a choice between agonizing death and dry waffles.
...
I wish I could take a nap
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But why are you sleeping on a bed of nails? And it's on fire! Why Sander why!?
I wish for a lifetime supply of coffee.
Granted, but it's OP coffee and gets nerfed.
I wish for the Norway Class.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
Granted, but its all flavored coffee, and the flavor is "sweaty gym socks"
I wish all computer components were free of charge!
Granted, but the reason they are now free is because they're outdated technology. Someone created a processor that makes current computing components look archaic by comparison.
I wish I had telepathy.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but it's just another option for an early-game escort, and the Fleet version is equally underwhelming.
Granted, but the reason they are now free is because they're outdated technology. Someone created a processor that makes current computing components look archaic by comparison.
I wish I had telepathy.
Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.
Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.
I wish I was a Changeling, like Odo.
Granted. You are are now a changeling like Odo: Misshapen, irritable, unloved and utterly alone. You can change into many forms, but not one that will ever make you happy or popular.
I wish that the world was populated solely by replicas of myself.
Granted. You are are now a changeling like Odo: Misshapen, irritable, unloved and utterly alone. You can change into many forms, but not one that will ever make you happy or popular.
I wish that the world was populated solely by replicas of myself.
(fine by me, as long as I'm badass like Odo and get a girl like Kira Nerys)
Granted. You get on your own nerves remarkably quickly.
Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
Granted. Enjoy being vaporized in an exploding Scimitar.
I wish I had telekinesis and/or pyrokinesis.
Granted. You cause over five hundred billion dollars of property damage in your first fight with a supervillain, due to the simple fact that a Human Torch/Jean Grey hybrid would be INSANELY destructive in real life, and are sentenced to fifteen thousand years in prison for more than seven hundred manslaughter charges (when you hit the villain through a building with a telekinetically-enhanced fireball).
Granted, but the Galaxy haters and extreme PVP nuts scream and cry until it gets nerfed.
Granted, but it is coffee-flavored ice cream.
I wish I was Data.
Granted: da·ta noun plural but singular or plural in construction, often attributive \ˈdā-tə, ˈda- also ˈdä-\
: facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something
: information that is produced or stored by a computer.
I wish I could fly like superman, Run like the flash, and was able to regenerate like Wolverine.
A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted: da·ta noun plural but singular or plural in construction, often attributive \ˈdā-tə, ˈda- also ˈdä-\
: facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something
: information that is produced or stored by a computer.
I wish I could fly like superman, Run like the flash, and was able to regenerate like Wolverine.
Granted, but your arch-nemeses all make their lairs cramped underground affairs with slippery floors leading to deathtraps, meaning that your flight is useless, and your Regeneration is REALLY being taxed.
Granted. You cause over five hundred billion dollars of property damage in your first fight with a supervillain, due to the simple fact that a Human Torch/Jean Grey hybrid would be INSANELY destructive in real life, and are sentenced to fifteen thousand years in prison for more than seven hundred manslaughter charges (when you hit the villain through a building with a telekinetically-enhanced fireball).
I wish I could heal people with a touch.
Granted, but you can only do so by having them tough your naughty bits, which turns most people off, and in fact gets you arrested for indecency the first time you try it.
Hey, at least your cellmate will be appreciative.
I wish people weren't dicks about literally everything.
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but your arch-nemeses all make their lairs cramped underground affairs with slippery floors leading to deathtraps, meaning that your flight is useless, and your Regeneration is REALLY being taxed.
Granted, but you can only do so by having them tough your naughty bits, which turns most people off, and in fact gets you arrested for indecency the first time you try it.
Hey, at least your cellmate will be appreciative.
I wish people weren't dicks about literally everything.
Granted, but you broke the evolutionary process and the global economy all at once, and somewhere in the great beyond Ayn Rand points and yells "See? SEE??"
...
I wish for cake.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, but you broke the evolutionary process and the global economy all at once, and somewhere in the great beyond Ayn Rand points and yells "See? SEE??"
...
I wish for cake.
Granted, but it gets stolen from you by the Koch Brothers. (best thing I could come up with, sorry)
Granted, but it gets stolen from you by the Koch Brothers. (best thing I could come up with, sorry)
I wish for oatmeal-raisin cookies.
Granted, but they are the cookies of the damned and you will spend an eternity in the sulfuric charnel hell of Satan's barbecue pit where your body will be used in substitute of charcoal for his eternal 4th of July party.
I wish I had working batteries for my laser pointer.
Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
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Granted, but as the Ferengi say, "never trust a man with a better suit".:D
I wish for an AT-TE.
Granted. You get beaten up by Ewoks, which is humiliating.
I wish I was Han Solo.
Granted, but now you just crash landed your ship on Tatooine.
I wish I was the Borg king.
Granted, but there is no such thing.
I wish I could sleep with the Borg queen.
Granted, but she gives you space-zombie-nanite-herpes and assimilates you while you are "going there", bringing a whole new meaning to "Look ma, no hands!".
I wish my car was a fighter jet.
Granted, but you don't know how to fly it.
I wish for a blaster cannon.
Granted, but it blows up in your face.
I wish I could fly the Enterprise.
Granted but it is in the last seconds of the auto destruct before Kirk blows it up.
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I wish I could fly a TIE Defender in STO.
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I wish for more Waffles and Miku to bring them in
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
Granted, but the syrup is poison, forcing you to make a choice between agonizing death and dry waffles.
...
I wish I could take a nap
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But why are you sleeping on a bed of nails? And it's on fire! Why Sander why!?
I wish for a lifetime supply of coffee.
Granted, but it's OP coffee and gets nerfed.
I wish for the Norway Class.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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Granted, but its all flavored coffee, and the flavor is "sweaty gym socks"
I wish all computer components were free of charge!
Granted, but it's just another option for an early-game escort, and the Fleet version is equally underwhelming.
Granted, but the reason they are now free is because they're outdated technology. Someone created a processor that makes current computing components look archaic by comparison.
I wish I had telepathy.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you can't turn it off. You hear other people's thoughts and memories 24/7.
I wish I was a Changeling, like Odo.
Granted. You are are now a changeling like Odo: Misshapen, irritable, unloved and utterly alone. You can change into many forms, but not one that will ever make you happy or popular.
I wish that the world was populated solely by replicas of myself.
(fine by me, as long as I'm badass like Odo and get a girl like Kira Nerys)
Granted. You get on your own nerves remarkably quickly.
I wish i was Data.
i wish the enterprise-e would've had a slightly bigger bridge
(So, kinda like this?)
Granted, now players hunt you down when they see you for a few scraps of dili through a doff assignment.
Granted, now seven nameless crew are on the bridge and get to sit next to exploding consoles.
I wish Mass Effect 3's ending wasn't so facepalmingly bad.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. It's ending is swapped with that of the origin Planet of the apes film (1968). Making the ending truly nonsensical for both properties.
I wish I had a real functional android servant.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
I wish the new Galaxy reboot was better.
Granted, but it only speaks Esperanto and Dothraki.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream
Let us upgrade the Seleya Ceremonial Lirpa and Kri'stak Blade
Granted, but it is coffee-flavored ice cream.
I wish I was Data.
I wish I had telekinesis and/or pyrokinesis.
Joined January 2009
Granted. You cause over five hundred billion dollars of property damage in your first fight with a supervillain, due to the simple fact that a Human Torch/Jean Grey hybrid would be INSANELY destructive in real life, and are sentenced to fifteen thousand years in prison for more than seven hundred manslaughter charges (when you hit the villain through a building with a telekinetically-enhanced fireball).
I wish I could heal people with a touch.
Granted: da·ta noun plural but singular or plural in construction, often attributive \ˈdā-tə, ˈda- also ˈdä-\
: facts or information used usually to calculate, analyze, or plan something
: information that is produced or stored by a computer.
I wish I could fly like superman, Run like the flash, and was able to regenerate like Wolverine.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted, but you can only do so by having them tough your naughty bits, which turns most people off, and in fact gets you arrested for indecency the first time you try it.
Hey, at least your cellmate will be appreciative.
I wish people weren't dicks about literally everything.
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted, but you broke the evolutionary process and the global economy all at once, and somewhere in the great beyond Ayn Rand points and yells "See? SEE??"
...
I wish for cake.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, but it gets stolen from you by the Koch Brothers. (best thing I could come up with, sorry)
I wish for oatmeal-raisin cookies.
Granted, but they are the cookies of the damned and you will spend an eternity in the sulfuric charnel hell of Satan's barbecue pit where your body will be used in substitute of charcoal for his eternal 4th of July party.
I wish I had working batteries for my laser pointer.
Joined January 2009