Soon after the race becomes playable all members dissapear for unknown reasons. Spokesman for United Federation of Planets said: "We will begin a thorough investigation about the incident. Burp."
I wish there would still be snow outside.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
Soon after the race becomes playable all members dissapear for unknown reasons. Spokesman for United Federation of Planets said: "We will begin a thorough investigation about the incident. Burp."
I wish there would still be snow outside.
Granted, then the snow becomes killer snow, and kills EVERYONE
Granted, then the snow becomes killer snow, and kills EVERYONE
I wish for a inedible playable Bacon species
[gorn]Granted. You have that already. Human. Except for the "inedible" part.[/gorn]
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I wish I actually had the ability to grant wishes.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
[gorn]Granted. You have that already. Human. Except for the "inedible" part.[/gorn]
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I wish I actually had the ability to grant wishes.
Granted, you are now a small, wish-granting creature! But.... everyone whose wish you grant eventually seems to start resenting you, going so far as to kill you on sight. It hurts, but you can come back from it, as a bonus. That said, they don't ever seem to tire of killing you, even though you're doing them a favor...
I wish I had friends....
STO in a shellnut. "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
Granted. You are now a 1,088-page Brandon Sanderson novel.
I wish I had a Jem'Hadar attack ship for all of my characters.
Granted, but they are now nerfed to be shuttle type vessels, except with only 1 weapon, no BOff's, no console slots, and a monetary worth of around $1.
I wish that I had a uncorruptible Bundle in STO with 1 billion EC, 50 million dilithium, and automatic rank 50 an any new character I make.
Granted, but they are now nerfed to be shuttle type vessels, except with only 1 weapon, no BOff's, no console slots, and a monetary worth of around $1.
I wish that I had a uncorruptible Bundle in STO with 1 billion EC, 50 million dilithium, and automatic rank 50 an any new character I make.
Granted, but you will get fat and bald and be unemployable.
I wish I had a licence to print money.
A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted, but you will get fat and bald and be unemployable.
I wish I had a licence to print money.
Granted. But you can only print Vietnamese Dong. In 1 Dong notes. The exchange rate is 21,078 Dong for a dollar.
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I wish Zekky would stop confusing me and my plans for world domination with jmaster and his empire of bacon.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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Granted, and then it disintegrates your body
I wish for a playable Bacon race
I wish there would still be snow outside.
Granted, then the snow becomes killer snow, and kills EVERYONE
I wish for a inedible playable Bacon species
[gorn]Granted. You have that already. Human. Except for the "inedible" part.[/gorn]
...
I wish I actually had the ability to grant wishes.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted, you are now a small, wish-granting creature! But.... everyone whose wish you grant eventually seems to start resenting you, going so far as to kill you on sight. It hurts, but you can come back from it, as a bonus. That said, they don't ever seem to tire of killing you, even though you're doing them a favor...
I wish I had friends....
"I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
-Elim Garak
i wish my car had dilithium crystals
Granted, but your car is still a primitive gas-guzzler.
I wish I was Spock.
Granted, you are him in a universe where Kirk never fired you into the genesis planet.
I wish that I was Odo.
i wish i had a playable normandy sr-2 with the ai EDI from mass effect
Granted, but it is nerfed.
I wish Sander233 would have his bacon empire ruled by the Borg and sent into ruin.
i wish i was better than a video game
Granted. You are now a 1,088-page Brandon Sanderson novel.
I wish I had a Jem'Hadar attack ship for all of my characters.
Granted, but they are now nerfed to be shuttle type vessels, except with only 1 weapon, no BOff's, no console slots, and a monetary worth of around $1.
I wish that I had a uncorruptible Bundle in STO with 1 billion EC, 50 million dilithium, and automatic rank 50 an any new character I make.
Granted, but you will get fat and bald and be unemployable.
I wish I had a licence to print money.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted. But you can only print Vietnamese Dong. In 1 Dong notes. The exchange rate is 21,078 Dong for a dollar.
...
I wish Zekky would stop confusing me and my plans for world domination with jmaster and his empire of bacon.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
i wish dolphins would learn to speak human already
Granted, but they speak like Jar Jar Binks.
I wish dolphins wouldn't speak like Jar Jar Binks.
Granted. They speak like Pauly Shore instead.
I wish that I was rubber and you were glue.
Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
Granted, but when the two chemicals we are made of combine, the reaction is highly volatile...
I wish I was Worf.
Granted, but you only get to be Worf for 1 nanosecond before I get to be Worf for eternity.
I wish I was Worf for eternity.
So you get to be Worf for an entire second.
I wish to be in bed instead of driving a car.
Granted, you are in a bed while driving a car but oops- you crash.
I wish the voth were a playable race.
Granted but everyone hates them and the devs say "fine" and make them NPC only again.
I wish that the Gal-R would have better stats, because as-is it's much worse than the gal-X.
Granted, but they can't do anything
I wish for a non edible Bacon race
Granted. Sorta.
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I wish I had a pizza. With bacon on it.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Granted. But the bread is actually a thin sheet of sandstone.
I wish for chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Granted, but your pizza chef sneezed in it and didn't wash his hands after he took a dump.
I wish that I could add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, bacon in futile.
Granted, but then the enterprise-e swoops in in front of the defiant and uses it's super borg Picard knowledge to kill you.
I wish people would stop being ninja'd on this thread.
Granted, they get samurai'ed insteaad.
I wish captain Picard drove the Schemitar.
i wish McCoy would have a drink and relax for once