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  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    seaquest42 wrote: »
    Granted, but the evil kangaroo minion punch you in the face, you are out cold.


    I wish for a sonic shower.

    Granted, and then it disintegrates your body


    I wish for a playable Bacon race
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Soon after the race becomes playable all members dissapear for unknown reasons. Spokesman for United Federation of Planets said: "We will begin a thorough investigation about the incident. Burp."

    I wish there would still be snow outside.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    dojegun wrote: »
    Soon after the race becomes playable all members dissapear for unknown reasons. Spokesman for United Federation of Planets said: "We will begin a thorough investigation about the incident. Burp."

    I wish there would still be snow outside.

    Granted, then the snow becomes killer snow, and kills EVERYONE

    I wish for a inedible playable Bacon species
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, then the snow becomes killer snow, and kills EVERYONE

    I wish for a inedible playable Bacon species

    [gorn]Granted. You have that already. Human. Except for the "inedible" part.[/gorn]

    ...

    I wish I actually had the ability to grant wishes.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • aeonthehermitaeonthehermit Member Posts: 218 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    [gorn]Granted. You have that already. Human. Except for the "inedible" part.[/gorn]

    ...

    I wish I actually had the ability to grant wishes.

    Granted, you are now a small, wish-granting creature! But.... everyone whose wish you grant eventually seems to start resenting you, going so far as to kill you on sight. It hurts, but you can come back from it, as a bonus. That said, they don't ever seem to tire of killing you, even though you're doing them a favor...


    I wish I had friends....
    STO in a shellnut.
    "I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst."
    -Elim Garak
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, u have fiends (as a wish fulfiller, i may occasionally mis-read wishes, thus corrupting them from the start)

    i wish my car had dilithium crystals
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, u have fiends (as a wish fulfiller, i may occasionally mis-read wishes, thus corrupting them from the start)

    i wish my car had dilithium crystals

    Granted, but your car is still a primitive gas-guzzler.

    I wish I was Spock.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted, but your car is still a primitive gas-guzzler.

    I wish I was Spock.

    Granted, you are him in a universe where Kirk never fired you into the genesis planet.

    I wish that I was Odo.
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  • carter60carter60 Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted but you are being locked in facility 4028 for impersonating admiral janeway

    i wish i had a playable normandy sr-2 with the ai EDI from mass effect
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    carter60 wrote: »
    granted but you are being locked in facility 4028 for impersonating admiral janeway

    i wish i had a playable normandy sr-2 with the ai EDI from mass effect

    Granted, but it is nerfed.

    I wish Sander233 would have his bacon empire ruled by the Borg and sent into ruin.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, but celery

    i wish i was better than a video game
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, but celery

    i wish i was better than a video game

    Granted. You are now a 1,088-page Brandon Sanderson novel.

    I wish I had a Jem'Hadar attack ship for all of my characters.
  • timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Granted. You are now a 1,088-page Brandon Sanderson novel.

    I wish I had a Jem'Hadar attack ship for all of my characters.

    Granted, but they are now nerfed to be shuttle type vessels, except with only 1 weapon, no BOff's, no console slots, and a monetary worth of around $1.

    I wish that I had a uncorruptible Bundle in STO with 1 billion EC, 50 million dilithium, and automatic rank 50 an any new character I make.
  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but they are now nerfed to be shuttle type vessels, except with only 1 weapon, no BOff's, no console slots, and a monetary worth of around $1.

    I wish that I had a uncorruptible Bundle in STO with 1 billion EC, 50 million dilithium, and automatic rank 50 an any new character I make.

    Granted, but you will get fat and bald and be unemployable.


    I wish I had a licence to print money.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but you will get fat and bald and be unemployable.


    I wish I had a licence to print money.

    Granted. But you can only print Vietnamese Dong. In 1 Dong notes. The exchange rate is 21,078 Dong for a dollar.

    ...

    I wish Zekky would stop confusing me and my plans for world domination with jmaster and his empire of bacon.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, things happen and then go wrong to users on this forum

    i wish dolphins would learn to speak human already
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    hawku001x wrote: »
    granted, things happen and then go wrong to users on this forum

    i wish dolphins would learn to speak human already

    Granted, but they speak like Jar Jar Binks.

    I wish dolphins wouldn't speak like Jar Jar Binks.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but they speak like Jar Jar Binks.

    I wish dolphins wouldn't speak like Jar Jar Binks.

    Granted. They speak like Pauly Shore instead.


    I wish that I was rubber and you were glue.
    A TIME TO SEARCH: ENTER MY FOUNDRY MISSION at the RISA SYSTEM
    Parallels: my second mission for Fed aligned Romulans.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted. They speak like Pauly Shore instead.


    I wish that I was rubber and you were glue.

    Granted, but when the two chemicals we are made of combine, the reaction is highly volatile...

    I wish I was Worf.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but when the two chemicals we are made of combine, the reaction is highly volatile...

    I wish I was Worf.

    Granted, but you only get to be Worf for 1 nanosecond before I get to be Worf for eternity.

    I wish I was Worf for eternity.
  • dojegundojegun Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    The term eternity has been redefined. It now describes an event that lasts for 1 second.
    So you get to be Worf for an entire second.

    I wish to be in bed instead of driving a car.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Nobody gets in until the Federation decides to make bigger doors.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    dojegun wrote: »
    The term eternity has been redefined. It now describes an event that lasts for 1 second.
    So you get to be Worf for an entire second.

    I wish to be in bed instead of driving a car.

    Granted, you are in a bed while driving a car but oops- you crash.

    I wish the voth were a playable race.
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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you are in a bed while driving a car but oops- you crash.

    I wish the voth were a playable race.

    Granted but everyone hates them and the devs say "fine" and make them NPC only again.

    I wish that the Gal-R would have better stats, because as-is it's much worse than the gal-X.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, you are in a bed while driving a car but oops- you crash.

    I wish the voth were a playable race.


    Granted, but they can't do anything

    I wish for a non edible Bacon race
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    jmaster29 wrote: »
    Granted, but they can't do anything

    I wish for a non edible Bacon race

    Granted. Sorta.

    ...

    I wish I had a pizza. With bacon on it.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Sorta.

    ...

    I wish I had a pizza. With bacon on it.

    Granted. But the bread is actually a thin sheet of sandstone.

    I wish for chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted. Sorta.

    ...

    I wish I had a pizza. With bacon on it.

    Granted, but your pizza chef sneezed in it and didn't wash his hands after he took a dump.

    I wish that I could add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, bacon in futile.
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  • timothyre99timothyre99 Member Posts: 366 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but your pizza chef sneezed in it and didn't wash his hands after he took a dump.

    I wish that I could add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, bacon in futile.

    Granted, but then the enterprise-e swoops in in front of the defiant and uses it's super borg Picard knowledge to kill you.

    I wish people would stop being ninja'd on this thread.
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Granted, but then the enterprise-e swoops in in front of the defiant and uses it's super borg Picard knowledge to kill you.

    I wish people would stop being ninja'd on this thread.

    Granted, they get samurai'ed insteaad.

    I wish captain Picard drove the Schemitar.
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,767 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    granted, he drives it right into the enterprise-e

    i wish McCoy would have a drink and relax for once
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