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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
    korfi2go#5083
         Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    dalolorn wrote: »
    What kind of scarring?

    Granted, but it melted on the way from Dakara.

    I wish I was a good friend of the Free Jaffa.
    Mental, sorry forgot to mention that.

    Granted, but you are killed in an attack by the Oris army.

    I wish for a freezer to refreeze my Ice Cream.
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  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Mental, sorry forgot to mention that.

    Granted, but you are killed in an attack by the Oris army.

    I wish for a freezer to refreeze my Ice Cream.

    Granted, but it doesn't work.

    I wish I hadn't been mentally scarred or killed by the Ori.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now the Stargate had never been discovered.

    ...

    I wish for a new movie starring Kurt Russell shooting aliens in the face.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
    korfi2go#5083
         Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but now the Stargate had never been discovered.

    ...

    I wish for a new movie starring Kurt Russell shooting aliens in the face.
    Granted, but it turns out to be boring.

    I wish I had a ball pit.
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  • lincolninspacelincolninspace Member Posts: 1,843 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. You now have a large indentation in in one of your testes.

    >>>

    I wish for a negative outcome for myself.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. You now have a large indentation in in one of your testes.

    >>>

    I wish for a negative outcome for myself.

    Granted, but its opposite day, so you're a billionaire now.

    I wish I could be as prepared for everything as Batman.
  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
    korfi2go#5083
         Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now you are forced to think in 1960s Batlogic. (Because Batlogic is bad logic;) )

    I wish that T-Rex would stop eating my homework.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. Now a pterodactyl eats your homework.

    I wish I had more gummy bears.
  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. (Gummy bears are gross anyway.)

    I wish I was Batman.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but now your parents are dead and you don't know how to not be Batman.You will live the rest of your life in the Batman costume.

    I wish I was I had the ability to see the future.
  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
    korfi2go#5083
         Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted, but now your parents are dead and you don't know how to not be Batman.You will live the rest of your life in the Batman costume.

    I wish I was I had the ability to see the future.

    Granted, but what you see has you loose your faith in humanity.

    I wish I could control gravity.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    lincolninspace wrote: »
    Granted. You now have a large indentation in in one of your testes.

    >>>

    .

    I'm not sure that was what he meant by "ball pit" lol:D but I suppose that works too.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    murphysgesetz wrote: »
    Granted, but what you see has you loose your faith in humanity.

    I wish I could control gravity.

    Granted but you TRIBBLE up and make the planets population fly into space.
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  • korfi2go#5083 korfi2go
    korfi2go#5083
         Member Posts: 133 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    grandnaguszek1 wrote: »
    Granted but you TRIBBLE up and make the planets population fly into space.
    Pity. Some of my best friends were earthlings.

    Make a wish.
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Oh sorry, I wish for an X-wing proof death star.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. A B-wing destroys it.

    I wish I had a Voth city ship.
  • kaloriaa4kaloriaa4 Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    (It appears the wow forums flocked over here. This is something only seen in wow forums.)
  • kaloriaa4kaloriaa4 Member Posts: 86 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, But the Voth City Ship is too big and slow.
    I wish for a real life Oddysey class Starship to explore the vastness of deep space.
  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you don't get to be on that ship, nor do you have any control over what it does. :D

    I wish I could be given $17.
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted, but you don't get to be on that ship, nor do you have any control over what it does. :D

    I wish I could be given $17.

    Fine but taxes on unsolicited gifts will see it reduced by nearly half.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    (sigh)

    ...

    I wish people would follow the rules of this thread.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Shameless bump post incoming.

    I wish I was better at naming my BOFFs.
  • jmaster29jmaster29 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but then they shoot you for changing there name


    I wish I became the Doctor
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but you're not The Doctor you were hoping for.

    ...

    I wish that once, just once, one of those Monster Quest type shows would find what they're looking for.
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
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  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    sander233 wrote: »
    Granted, but you're not The Doctor you were hoping for.

    ...

    I wish that once, just once, one of those Monster Quest type shows would find what they're looking for.

    Granted, but the monster finds them first....:eek:

    I wish for an Elachi crescent cannon the actually worked (and has a trigger).
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  • rooster707rooster707 Member Posts: 901 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but the trigger is so complicated only the Elachi know how to work it, and you end up blowing your face off.

    I wish for a bigger hard drive for my computer.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted, but its filled to the brim with spyware, adware, and Nyan Cat videos.

    I wish I had a 60-inch TV to play STO and other games on.
  • kiloacekiloace Member Posts: 488 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted, but its filled to the brim with spyware, adware, and Nyan Cat videos.

    I wish I had a 60-inch TV to play STO and other games on.

    Granted, but the TV doesn't fit in your house.


    I wish Lobi Store items weren't bound to character on pickup.
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  • supertone4761supertone4761 Member Posts: 52 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Granted. They're now bound to account, but they cost 10 times as much lobi, and lockboxes drop a minimum of 2 lobi now.

    I wish I was as smart as Spock.
  • dalolorndalolorn Member Posts: 3,655 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    supertone4761 wrote: »
    Granted. They're now bound to account, but they cost 10 times as much lobi, and lockboxes drop a minimum of 2 lobi now.

    I wish I was as smart as Spock.

    Granted, but Spock's now an idiot.

    I wish I discovered a Stargate.
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