Oh lord... how many bad puns can they make? And since we're heading for an interdimensional portal... See ya!
*Fires souped up antimatter rocket, originally intended for a rift with Cornelius inside, at the engines in one last ditch effort, then disappears in a puff of black smoke and appears in the Castle Teacup kitchens*
Hello, Dawsons. *Flashes badge to prevent misunderstanding* Is Teska in? I have some intel she may find interesting.
Why yes, your majesty. As the Antagonist's lair has been destroyed, he will now need a new one. This gives us a remarkable opportunity. If we can trick him into selecting a spot which we have first visited and specially prepared with some means of containing him, we could apprehend him at any moment.
*teleports back into the kitchen* I was listening in on your hidden mic. What if it was a place Antagonist may not have been to, but could not resist? Say, for example, an old, abandoned dimenstional portal laboratory?
*teleports back into the kitchen* I was listening in on your hidden mic. What if it was a place Antagonist may not have been to, but could not resist? Say, for example, an old, abandoned dimenstional portal laboratory?
Exactly. I assume you could arrange some sort of apprehension mechanism somewhere inside?
Exactly. I assume you could arrange some sort of apprehension mechanism somewhere inside?
yeah, hard part is making mechanism hard to escape.. I know.... How about a hypercube? it will be a set of 20 cubes (stacked in a cube, of course) each with their own time flow and gravity orientation. There won't be a exit, but if he does manage to get out there will be a massive labyrinth filled will all sorts of puzzles and traps,
We'll setup another smaller puzzle labyrinth for the way in, with each puzzle giving a clue on inter-dimensional travel. With the final clue in the hypercube itself.
yeah, hard part is making mechanism hard to escape.. I know.... How about a hypercube? it will be a set of 20 cubes (stacked in a cube, of course) each with their own time flow and gravity orientation. There won't be a exit, but if he does manage to get out there will be a massive labyrinth filled will all sorts of puzzles and traps,
We'll setup another smaller puzzle labyrinth for the way in, with each puzzle giving a clue on inter-dimensional travel. With the final clue in the hypercube itself.
Sounds good to me. Once you've completed it, I can feed the Antagonist information on where it is.
Sounds good to me. Once you've completed it, I can feed the Antagonist information on where it is.
Its ready to go. Huh, according to this map it is right under the ruins of the Antagonist's lair. The entrance should be easy to spot, unless you are completely oblivious to a giant arrow pointing to a door.
Oh, and here is a cheat sheet in case Antagonist can't figure out the puzzles. I put in secret switched in case I forgot the solutions myself.
Its ready to go. Huh, according to this map it is right under the ruins of the Antagonist's lair. The entrance should be easy to spot, unless you are completely oblivious to a giant arrow pointing to a door.
Oh, and here is a cheat sheet in case Antagonist can't figure out the puzzles. I put in secret switched in case I forgot the solutions myself.
Alright. Now all there is to do is wait for Antagonist to get off the Pirate Queen's ship...
Alright. Now all there is to do is wait for Antagonist to get off the Pirate Queen's ship...
*Meanwhile, in an interdimensional rift*
Antagonist- "So...you aren't taking me back to the tenth dimension?"
Pirate Queen- "Of course i am! DId i ever say otherwise?? All you do is question me, and question me...im done with it!!!"
Antagonist- "well....uh...hate to say it...but the map says we aren't heading there, and that we're actually headed for a location within this dimension....please don't hit me.."
*Looks over at Romublonde, still disguised, who smiles and knocks the pirate queen unconscious*
Antagonist- "Phew....so...where are we headed? Im assuming you''re the one who altered our course.."
Romublonde- "Yep."
Antagonist- "So...where are we headed?"
Romublonde- "Don't know, the instructions just said to go to a spot north of teacupland, in the icecream mountains"
Antagonist- "Who gave you the instructions?"
Romublonde- "No idea"
Antagonist- "....so, what do they want with me?"
Romublonde- "No idea"
Antagonist- "Then why the heck are you doing this?"
Romublonde- "They're paying me, duh!"
Antagonist- "And what are they paying you??"
Romublonde- "....uhhh....ehhh...hehehe..No idea"
Antagonist- "Sigh....Don't suppose you know where my lance is, do you?"
Romublonde- "Oh, its in that locker behind you"
Antagonist- "Huh. I was expecting another "No idea". alright, thanks!"
*Uses his lance to send an emergency message to Shell's transmitter, stating that he's been captured by a clueless Romulan*
*Uses his lance to send an emergency message to Shell's transmitter, stating that he's been captured by a clueless Romulan*
*intercepts message*
This is getting interesting. Antagonist has been freed from the Pirate Queen, but is now being kidnapped by Romublonde. Should we try to take him into custody ourselves, or leave him with whoever arranged the kidnapping?
This is getting interesting. Antagonist has been freed from the Pirate Queen, but is now being kidnapped by Romublonde. Should we try to take him into custody ourselves, or leave him with whoever arranged the kidnapping?
Rescue him and then take him to the trap as planned.
Rescue him and then take him to the trap as planned.
*Just then, Enemia, followed by Shell(dragging Minioneer along) burst into the room*
Enemia- "You gotta help us!!"
*Shell makes a noise similar to a wimper*
Minioneer- "Sorry to intrude but...*Looks at the claw holding him*...they insisted..."
*Enemia grabs Mirazone*
Enemia- "The Boss has been kidnapped! you've gotta help us save him! that stupid romulan of yours is taking him ...to...to...well, we dont know..but i bet its somewhere horrible!! And if you don't...*Motions to shell, who equips his new chaingun mod*"
Minioneer- "Sigh...last time he tried to use that mod, it sent him flying halfway across the room...I told you that the only way it could work is if it fired bits of paper instead of bullets! so, why didnt you unnequip it?"
Enemia- "I told you id take your advice...Shell, persuade them...Eeehehehe"
*Shell fires harmless confetti at Mirazone and Maxspock*
*The former King is sat on the steps outside Castle Teacup, wondering what to do with his life now that he has retired from the Monarchy*
I don't know Bogglesworth.... I just have so much time on my hands? Perhaps I should open a cafe?
MGDawson#1: If you want, we could assist you, maybe?
And btw, some of a scrambled message from the Queen, HRH Teska:
...Kidnapped.....I don't think I've broken any rules or anything....
and tell MaxSpock and Mizarone that I approve wholey of their ___, and I shall be watching eagerly to see how it runs out
Thank you!!!!!
*Just then, Enemia, followed by Shell(dragging Minioneer along) burst into the room*
Enemia- "You gotta help us!!"
*Shell makes a noise similar to a wimper*
Minioneer- "Sorry to intrude but...*Looks at the claw holding him*...they insisted..."
*Enemia grabs Mirazone*
Enemia- "The Boss has been kidnapped! you've gotta help us save him! that stupid romulan of yours is taking him ...to...to...well, we dont know..but i bet its somewhere horrible!! And if you don't...*Motions to shell, who equips his new chaingun mod*"
Minioneer- "Sigh...last time he tried to use that mod, it sent him flying halfway across the room...I told you that the only way it could work is if it fired bits of paper instead of bullets! so, why didnt you unnequip it?"
Enemia- "I told you id take your advice...Shell, persuade them...Eeehehehe"
*Shell fires harmless confetti at Mirazone and Maxspock*
*Feigns surprise at the news*
Oh dear. What do you say, should we assist them?
*decides to head down to the galley for a bite to eat*
What have we got in the cupboard here... Ooooh, "Cap'n Crunch", my fav.
*Goes back up the the deck*
Mruff frrrffl flmmmrraww? Brffm mawffw bwfww. *bits of Cap'n Crunch fly out of his over stuffed mouth at Romublonde*
*Romublonde Promptly kicks him, sending capn' crunch flying into the Antagonist's face*
Gah...now look what you've done! I've got a delicious part of a complete breakfast all over my face! *Wipes it off* (Mumbling under his breath) Enemia and Minioneer had better hurry up with that rescue...
(to Minioneer and Enemia) I hope you to can get to the ship; I'm on my way now. *disappears in puff of black smoke, reappears in similar cloud on deck of the ship, right behind Romublonde*
Well well, what have we here? Game over, Romublonde. Hand over the Antagonist.
(to Minioneer and Enemia) I hope you to can get to the ship; I'm on my way now. *disappears in puff of black smoke, reappears in similar cloud on deck of the ship, right behind Romublonde*
Well well, what have we here? Game over, Romublonde. Hand over the Antagonist.
*MaxSpock's sudden appearance surprises Krent who was guzzling a glass of milk to wash down his delicious cereal and spews it all over everybody*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Oops, sorry. Let me see if there are any towels, Romublonde's hair looks a little mussed up now.
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Did someone say my name?
*bows*
Why yes, your majesty. As the Antagonist's lair has been destroyed, he will now need a new one. This gives us a remarkable opportunity. If we can trick him into selecting a spot which we have first visited and specially prepared with some means of containing him, we could apprehend him at any moment.
Exactly. I assume you could arrange some sort of apprehension mechanism somewhere inside?
yeah, hard part is making mechanism hard to escape.. I know.... How about a hypercube? it will be a set of 20 cubes (stacked in a cube, of course) each with their own time flow and gravity orientation. There won't be a exit, but if he does manage to get out there will be a massive labyrinth filled will all sorts of puzzles and traps,
We'll setup another smaller puzzle labyrinth for the way in, with each puzzle giving a clue on inter-dimensional travel. With the final clue in the hypercube itself.
Sounds good to me. Once you've completed it, I can feed the Antagonist information on where it is.
Its ready to go. Huh, according to this map it is right under the ruins of the Antagonist's lair. The entrance should be easy to spot, unless you are completely oblivious to a giant arrow pointing to a door.
Oh, and here is a cheat sheet in case Antagonist can't figure out the puzzles. I put in secret switched in case I forgot the solutions myself.
Alright. Now all there is to do is wait for Antagonist to get off the Pirate Queen's ship...
I don't know Bogglesworth.... I just have so much time on my hands? Perhaps I should open a cafe?
*Meanwhile, in an interdimensional rift*
Antagonist- "So...you aren't taking me back to the tenth dimension?"
Pirate Queen- "Of course i am! DId i ever say otherwise?? All you do is question me, and question me...im done with it!!!"
Antagonist- "well....uh...hate to say it...but the map says we aren't heading there, and that we're actually headed for a location within this dimension....please don't hit me.."
*Looks over at Romublonde, still disguised, who smiles and knocks the pirate queen unconscious*
Antagonist- "Phew....so...where are we headed? Im assuming you''re the one who altered our course.."
Romublonde- "Yep."
Antagonist- "So...where are we headed?"
Romublonde- "Don't know, the instructions just said to go to a spot north of teacupland, in the icecream mountains"
Antagonist- "Who gave you the instructions?"
Romublonde- "No idea"
Antagonist- "....so, what do they want with me?"
Romublonde- "No idea"
Antagonist- "Then why the heck are you doing this?"
Romublonde- "They're paying me, duh!"
Antagonist- "And what are they paying you??"
Romublonde- "....uhhh....ehhh...hehehe..No idea"
Antagonist- "Sigh....Don't suppose you know where my lance is, do you?"
Romublonde- "Oh, its in that locker behind you"
Antagonist- "Huh. I was expecting another "No idea". alright, thanks!"
*Uses his lance to send an emergency message to Shell's transmitter, stating that he's been captured by a clueless Romulan*
*intercepts message*
This is getting interesting. Antagonist has been freed from the Pirate Queen, but is now being kidnapped by Romublonde. Should we try to take him into custody ourselves, or leave him with whoever arranged the kidnapping?
Rescue him and then take him to the trap as planned.
*Just then, Enemia, followed by Shell(dragging Minioneer along) burst into the room*
Enemia- "You gotta help us!!"
*Shell makes a noise similar to a wimper*
Minioneer- "Sorry to intrude but...*Looks at the claw holding him*...they insisted..."
*Enemia grabs Mirazone*
Enemia- "The Boss has been kidnapped! you've gotta help us save him! that stupid romulan of yours is taking him ...to...to...well, we dont know..but i bet its somewhere horrible!! And if you don't...*Motions to shell, who equips his new chaingun mod*"
Minioneer- "Sigh...last time he tried to use that mod, it sent him flying halfway across the room...I told you that the only way it could work is if it fired bits of paper instead of bullets! so, why didnt you unnequip it?"
Enemia- "I told you id take your advice...Shell, persuade them...Eeehehehe"
*Shell fires harmless confetti at Mirazone and Maxspock*
And btw, some of a scrambled message from the Queen, HRH Teska:
...Kidnapped.....I don't think I've broken any rules or anything....
and tell MaxSpock and Mizarone that I approve wholey of their ___, and I shall be watching eagerly to see how it runs out
Thank you!!!!!
Apologies, there is some water damage....
*Feigns surprise at the news*
Oh dear. What do you say, should we assist them?
Well, since the captain and crew are all pretty much knocked unconscious from all the ruckus, I guess now is a good a time as any to free myself.
*wriggles for about half an hour until he pops free and drops the ledge below him*
Ow, *walks over to where Antagonist and Romublonde are* Are we there yet?
Not yet....i'd be amazed if Romublonde even knew how to fly this thing....
WHEEE!
*Romublonde flick reads the manual and cuts off the engines*
What have we got in the cupboard here... Ooooh, "Cap'n Crunch", my fav.
*Goes back up the the deck*
Mruff frrrffl flmmmrraww? Brffm mawffw bwfww. *bits of Cap'n Crunch fly out of his over stuffed mouth at Romublonde*
*Romublonde Promptly kicks him, sending capn' crunch flying into the Antagonist's face*
Gah...now look what you've done! I've got a delicious part of a complete breakfast all over my face! *Wipes it off* (Mumbling under his breath) Enemia and Minioneer had better hurry up with that rescue...
*smiles evilest grin*
*Finds them asleep, having gotten bored waiting(=*
Enemia- "uhghn...nuh? (Waking up) we got to save The Antagonist!
*tapping foot impatiently* Let's go already! *Sends coded mustache message saying that he is going to recover the Antagonist*
Well well, what have we here? Game over, Romublonde. Hand over the Antagonist.
*MaxSpock's sudden appearance surprises Krent who was guzzling a glass of milk to wash down his delicious cereal and spews it all over everybody*
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!
Oops, sorry. Let me see if there are any towels, Romublonde's hair looks a little mussed up now.
*Heads below deck again*
*Dodges milk* GAH! Anyways, hands up, Romublonde.
Here we go, lets dry off you hair Romublonde *rub* *rub* Your hair is so soft, what kind of conditioner do you use?