*Krent has now managed to crawl almost half way across the courtyard, slow going indeed*
*radios Commodore #64 to move the rest of the ships into position, who replies with a quip which may or may not have been a cryptic reference to something that moves fast*
Antagonist- "Minioneer, do some research on this Commodore #64 guy; there's something..."off" about him...
Minioneer- (Over comms)"Sigh.....is it really that important, sir? We're in the middle of a mission....a very important mission to prevent Akset from conquering the planet....i imagine that might be a bit more urgent?
Antagonist- "Minioneer, when it comes to tactical situations, i've found that success relies on two simple rules..."
Minioneer- "Here we go again....."
Antagonist- "Rule one: Know your enemy well. Rule two: Know your allies even better. that way, if they run, If you run, if you betray them, if they get paranoid and betray you, or if they find out that you plan to run and threaten to kill you for being a coward, or if you plan on opposing them at some point in the future, then you'll be prepared!"
Minioneer- "Aren't those typically extremely rare circumstances?"
Antagonist- "You've been working with me long enough to know the answer to that on"
Minioneer- "......I suppose you do bring up a good point. sigh....ill do some research on his service record....once the mission is finished.
Antagonist- "Fair enough. in the mean time, we need to get to the base quickly, and right now we're moving slower than my mechanized teaturtles....mmmm....teaturtles..... You mind teleporting us just outside of the sub-base?"
Minioneer- "Sir, you do realize that you can remotely activate the teleport yourself, right? and that you have a spell, albeit an unreliable one, that could also teleport everyone to the location?"
Antagonist- "ya, but it sounds more tactical if I order you to do it! And we both know what happened last time i tried to use Paradoxy to Transport a large group of people....man, that is one image im never going to forget. worst christmas party ever"
Minioneer- ".....If you didn't always use custom-designed, cheap-as-possible spells....sigh, fine, here, teleport engaged"
*The ground team teleports to the generator-base, unnoticed by the K'lone gaurds*
Good lord! Such evil tricks! *unties them, right before the train gets there*
Tea Trains! :eek: What a good idea.
Henceforth, TeaTrains shall run from Teacup City, to every other city and village in Teacup Land. They shall be powered by TeaSteam. I shall also order a Royal Train made, and be encrusted with jewels and suchlike, that will leave from Castle Teacup Train Station, if I want to go anywhere. Also, a new company shall be set up, managed on behalf of the crown by the people who work for the group called Teacup Train Company, all profits will go with in to the Castle Teacup Safe, the one hidded under the plant pot in the library. :cool:
Also! It has come to my attention that riding TeaHoppers takes ages, so as of now, Tea Speeders are reinstated as Official Transport. I can't wait to hear their bubbly noises again! :eek:
Good lord! Such evil tricks! *unties them, right before the train gets there*
Tea Trains! :eek: What a good idea.
Henceforth, TeaTrains shall run from Teacup City, to every other city and village in Teacup Land. They shall be powered by TeaSteam. I shall also order a Royal Train made, and be encrusted with jewels and suchlike, that will leave from Castle Teacup Train Station, if I want to go anywhere. Also, a new company shall be set up, managed on behalf of the crown by the people who work for the group called Teacup Train Company, all profits will go with in to the Castle Teacup Safe, the one hidded under the plant pot in the library. :cool:
Also! It has come to my attention that riding TeaHoppers takes ages, so as of now, Tea Speeders are reinstated as Official Transport. I can't wait to hear their bubbly noises again! :eek:
*Begins manufacturing such a marvellous train befitting of someone of the King's rank* What a fantastic idea!
*begins looking inside my backpack, almost climbing inside, before pulling out what looks like a miniature replicator, much more advanced looking than a Federation one*
Replicator, begin manufacture of pieces from the Teatrains Design Plan.
*The replicator hums, before starting to rapidly manufacture pieces of jewel encrusted metals, and panels. And begins putting the pieces together like a giant jigsaw puzzle*
I hope the designs drawn up by the Royal Teatrain Architects at the palace suit your fancy Sire!
*begins looking inside my backpack, almost climbing inside, before pulling out what looks like a miniature replicator, much more advanced looking than a Federation one*
Replicator, begin manufacture of pieces from the Teatrains Design Plan.
*The replicator hums, before starting to rapidly manufacture pieces of jewel encrusted metals, and panels. And begins putting the pieces together like a giant jigsaw puzzle*
I hope the designs drawn up by the Royal Teatrain Architects at the palace suit your fancy Sire!
Guess its a good thing I had some old blueprints lying around for a train that happen to be jewel encrusted. Hope the King likes going 350MPH
*Receives an update from the Philadelphia and relays the intel to the ground team* OK, air reconnaissance from the Philadelphia shows that defenses have been upgraded some. Looks like extra turrets and guard stations were placed around the perimeter wall. The k'lones are carrying something like a bazooka but with purple coils around the muzzle. Also, the shield strength was increased by 33%. My teleporter will not be able to go through those shields without additonal power
*begins looking inside my backpack, almost climbing inside, before pulling out what looks like a miniature replicator, much more advanced looking than a Federation one*
Replicator, begin manufacture of pieces from the Teatrains Design Plan.
*The replicator hums, before starting to rapidly manufacture pieces of jewel encrusted metals, and panels. And begins putting the pieces together like a giant jigsaw puzzle*
I hope the designs drawn up by the Royal Teatrain Architects at the palace suit your fancy Sire!
I hope so too.... or else! *points to a rabbit cooking pot in the kitchen* The others want to eat you! :eek:
Also... is Operation ASKET over yet? I'm sick of diverting monies to the war effort then I want to build the first Teacup Land Railway! :eek: We could just drop a TeaNuke on Akset? That would destroy her and the Klesser!
I hope so too.... or else! *points to a rabbit cooking pot in the kitchen* The others want to eat you! :eek:
Also... is Operation ASKET over yet? I'm sick of diverting monies to the war effort then I want to build the first Teacup Land Railway! :eek: We could just drop a TeaNuke on Akset? That would destroy her and the Klesser!
Oh oh oh I have one of those!!! *searches around in the backpack, before pulling out a teapot with a radiation symbol on the side, and places it on the grass beside the train, which is now sparkling from all the jewels reflecting the sunlight*
I hope so too.... or else! *points to a rabbit cooking pot in the kitchen* The others want to eat you! :eek:
Also... is Operation ASKET over yet? I'm sick of diverting monies to the war effort then I want to build the first Teacup Land Railway! :eek: We could just drop a TeaNuke on Akset? That would destroy her and the Klesser!
Over Radio- "Well, i suppose we could just disable the shield, free K'raq, then teleport out.....perfect. Although....I wanted to reclaim this base.....sigh....."
Over Radio- "Well, i suppose we could just disable the shield, free K'raq, then teleport out.....perfect. Although....I wanted to reclaim this base.....sigh....."
Whatever you guys on the frontlines think is best.... You could have just asked the Holy Teacup to destroy the Klesser and Akset! It grants wishes you know!
Whatever you guys on the frontlines think is best.... You could have just asked the Holy Teacup to destroy the Klesser and Akset! It grants wishes you know!
Not to me! Not sure what it has against me though....well, might be because of that time I tried to steal the Holy Teapot...back when the Botony Bay could fly.....man, I need to have minioneer remind me why I removed that feature; I'm sure I had my reasons, but still....Flying aircraft carrier....so awesome...
*Stops being nostalgic, and orders the team to enter the sub-base, where, little do they know, the Klesser is being Prepared for the most villainous plot yet, the main base acting as a broadcast tower for the dark signal only.....and where Akset houses a secret, familiar last-resort....:eek:*
Guess its a good thing I had some old blueprints lying around for a train that happen to be jewel encrusted. Hope the King likes going 350MPH
*Receives an update from the Philadelphia and relays the intel to the ground team* OK, air reconnaissance from the Philadelphia shows that defenses have been upgraded some. Looks like extra turrets and guard stations were placed around the perimeter wall. The k'lones are carrying something like a bazooka but with purple coils around the muzzle. Also, the shield strength was increased by 33%. My teleporter will not be able to go through those shields without additonal power
(Over Radio) Unless we lower the shields. probably our best option; take out the generator, and you teleport in a Tea-nuke. All ships, Prepare for the diversionary assault!
(Over Radio) Unless we lower the shields. probably our best option; take out the generator, and you teleport in a Tea-nuke. All ships, Prepare for the diversionary assault!
*As the ships begin their diversion Krent begins sneaking in past the shields with his Teacup disguise. As most of the guards are drawn away by the attacks, Krent clicks on his Teacup Radio*
Everyone behind me? Alright, I can't see a thing under this cup but I'm guessing the loud hum is the generators so we'll head that way. Move out.
*A K'lone guard near the shield bunker spots the teacups moving along. He is obviously confused, as a large exclamation mark appears over his head. Not the best quality clones. A Marshmallow Grenade rolls out from under the Giant Teacup and expands rapidly trapping the near-by clones in marshmallowy goo. Krent continues until he bumps into the building, followed by the rest of the strike team crashing into him from behind in horrific slow motion teacup carnage.*
Ok Antagonist, get us into this shield generator bunker and lets shut it down. Hopefully before Akset does something nasty.
*As the ships begin their diversion Krent begins sneaking in past the shields with his Teacup disguise. As most of the guards are drawn away by the attacks, Krent clicks on his Teacup Radio*
Everyone behind me? Alright, I can't see a thing under this cup but I'm guessing the loud hum is the generators so we'll head that way. Move out.
*A K'lone guard near the shield bunker spots the teacups moving along. He is obviously confused, as a large exclamation mark appears over his head. Not the best quality clones. A Marshmallow Grenade rolls out from under the Giant Teacup and expands rapidly trapping the near-by clones in marshmallowy goo. Krent continues until he bumps into the building, followed by the rest of the strike team crashing into him from behind in horrific slow motion teacup carnage.*
Ok Antagonist, get us into this shield generator bunker and lets shut it down. Hopefully before Akset does something nasty.
Whenever you guys are ready, let me know. I'll send in the TeaNuke... it needs my personal authorisation code to arm the warhead!.....
*As the ships begin their diversion Krent begins sneaking in past the shields with his Teacup disguise. As most of the guards are drawn away by the attacks, Krent clicks on his Teacup Radio*
Everyone behind me? Alright, I can't see a thing under this cup but I'm guessing the loud hum is the generators so we'll head that way. Move out.
*A K'lone guard near the shield bunker spots the teacups moving along. He is obviously confused, as a large exclamation mark appears over his head. Not the best quality clones. A Marshmallow Grenade rolls out from under the Giant Teacup and expands rapidly trapping the near-by clones in marshmallowy goo. Krent continues until he bumps into the building, followed by the rest of the strike team crashing into him from behind in horrific slow motion teacup carnage.*
Ok Antagonist, get us into this shield generator bunker and lets shut it down. Hopefully before Akset does something nasty.
Alright, hold on...
*eats some of the marsh mellow, but is noticed by two guards, both of whom suddenly have exclamation marks hovering over their heads*
Hey, guys, are these the World of Warcraft quest exclamation marks, or the metal gear solid detection exclamation marks?
*The two K'lones move in, bat'leths drawn, and the antagonist smiles, and fires off the lightning spell he had been charging. several more, now catching on to the Teacup disguises, arrive, with fully loaded disruptor rifles, locking on to the teacups and shattering them with well timed pulses. the team quickly moves into the sub-base, magnetically sealing the door behind them*
Antagonist- "Alright, ditch the teacups! We got past the external defenses, now we just need to make sure they're still distracted!(Pulls out radio) Minioneer, how's the diversion going?"
Minioneer- "Sir, i think we could actually use your help.....Akset must have known we would try to distract her defenses, so she sent something to finish us off quickly...."
Antagonist- "Never fear, for soon, the ultimate beacon of hope, the great Antagonist, will arrive at your side to help you poor, defenseless fools in your seemingly futile plight! *Turns to Krent* Here, I'll help out there, you guys keep working the stairs. when you get to the top, make your way through the first hallway to the right; you'll find the failsafe controls to unlock the doors to the primary generator. then you'll just need to bring in Teska to get past the genetic lock and take down the shields!"
*teleports to the Botony Bay*
Antagonist- "I have arrived! So, feel free to let my very presence boost your morale! (looks around) What's the situation, Minioneer?
Minioneer- "Sir, First of all, the only moral boost that you provide is in the form of comic relief:rolleyes:"
Antagonist- "pfff....thanks alot"
Minioneer- "Secondly, look up"
*The Antagonist looks up to see Akset's Poppolopan Dragon, left over from her short rule, Raining fire down on the Diversionary ships*
*K'raq lays in a cell in the base, having been brutally tortured. He did not reveal any information, but he was barely alive. Even though he is in this state, K'raq is ready to move the second that an opportunity presents itself. He hoped that his fellow Teacupians would find a way to defeat Akset, even if it meant destroying K'raq himself*
*K'raq lays in a cell in the base, having been brutally tortured. He did not reveal any information, but he was barely alive. Even though he is in this state, K'raq is ready to move the second that an opportunity presents itself. He hoped that his fellow Teacupians would find a way to defeat Akset, even if it meant destroying K'raq himself*
*finally into the generator room, Mizarone sabotages the generator, shutting down the shields and everything else in the base. Without power, the cell doors open.*
*The second the cell doors open, K'raq leaps at the first K'lone outside. He kills the K'lone by breaking his neck. He then takes its disruptor and fires at the other K'lone, who fell just as easily. He then straps a bat'leth to his back, a d'k tahg on his belt, and grabs 2 disruptors. He then makes his way through the base, killing everything he sees, looking for his fellow teacupians or, if they are unable to be found, Akset and the control center*
*The second the cell doors open, K'raq leaps at the first K'lone outside. He kills the K'lone by breaking his neck. He then takes its disruptor and fires at the other K'lone, who fell just as easily. He then straps a bat'leth to his back, a d'k tahg on his belt, and grabs 2 disruptors. He then makes his way through the base, killing everything he sees, looking for his fellow teacupians or, if they are unable to be found, Akset and the control center*
*runs into K'raq on the way out of the shield generator room (after making sure there's no way to bring them up in time for the TeaNuke)* Hey, glad I found you. This place is about to be nuked and we need to get to a safe distance.
*eats some of the marsh mellow, but is noticed by two guards, both of whom suddenly have exclamation marks hovering over their heads*
Hey, guys, are these the World of Warcraft quest exclamation marks, or the metal gear solid detection exclamation marks?
Good question. I assumed they were MGS type, but try talking to one them and see if they need us to collect 20 random items in return for a pretty trinket.
*Turns to Krent* Here, I'll help out there, you guys keep working the stairs. when you get to the top, make your way through the first hallway to the right; you'll find the failsafe controls to unlock the doors to the primary generator. then you'll just need to bring in Teska to get past the genetic lock and take down the shields!"
Right! *continues on with the strike team*
*Eventually reaches the generator room which is surprisingly under-guarded*
I don't think it is safe to bring Teska in here (and I haven't seen her around lately), so I took a follicle from her hair brush and created this portable, inflatable pseudo-clone. That should be enough to access the system.
*pulls out a small cube of proto-matter and touches the hair follicle to it. It immediately grows into a mini Teska which sits in his hand as cute as can be*
Something is missing though... Oh! I know. *pulls out a teacup and puts it on her head* There, perfect.
*Mini-Teska jumps onto the genetic lockout which recognizes her and opens access* "Welcome Akset, access granted" *Krent hurriedly enters the necessary commands*
There, the dampener is down, now Mizarone should be able to teleport easier and get the other station.
*finally into the generator room, Mizarone sabotages the generator, shutting down the shields and everything else in the base. Without power, the cell doors open.*
*eats some of the marsh mellow, but is noticed by two guards, both of whom suddenly have exclamation marks hovering over their heads*
Hey, guys, are these the World of Warcraft quest exclamation marks, or the metal gear solid detection exclamation marks?
*The two K'lones move in, bat'leths drawn, and the antagonist smiles, and fires off the lightning spell he had been charging. several more, now catching on to the Teacup disguises, arrive, with fully loaded disruptor rifles, locking on to the teacups and shattering them with well timed pulses. the team quickly moves into the sub-base, magnetically sealing the door behind them*
Antagonist- "Alright, ditch the teacups! We got past the external defenses, now we just need to make sure they're still distracted!(Pulls out radio) Minioneer, how's the diversion going?"
Minioneer- "Sir, i think we could actually use your help.....Akset must have known we would try to distract her defenses, so she sent something to finish us off quickly...."
Antagonist- "Never fear, for soon, the ultimate beacon of hope, the great Antagonist, will arrive at your side to help you poor, defenseless fools in your seemingly futile plight! *Turns to Krent* Here, I'll help out there, you guys keep working the stairs. when you get to the top, make your way through the first hallway to the right; you'll find the failsafe controls to unlock the doors to the primary generator. then you'll just need to bring in Teska to get past the genetic lock and take down the shields!"
*teleports to the Botony Bay*
Antagonist- "I have arrived! So, feel free to let my very presence boost your morale! (looks around) What's the situation, Minioneer?
Minioneer- "Sir, First of all, the only moral boost that you provide is in the form of comic relief:rolleyes:"
Antagonist- "pfff....thanks alot"
Minioneer- "Secondly, look up"
*The Antagonist looks up to see Akset's Poppolopan Dragon, left over from her short rule, Raining fire down on the Diversionary ships*
*checks his PDA* Good Lord! :eek: A Dragon! This will not do.... *presses some buttons on his PDA and the second highest tower of Castle Teacup pops open, revealing a huge cannon. The cannon rotates a little and with a huge Kaboom, a giant marshmallow fires towards the battle on the other side of Teacup Land.
Meanwhile at the battle, the sound of a rapidly approaching Marshmallow can be heard, the giant marshmallow hits the dragon, knocking it out of the sky, after splattering against it* Gotcha!....
Ok... urm... Computer, this is the King. Launch the TeaNuke, Authorisation code... King 1. *the Royal Basketball Court slides open, revealing a massive silo, where TeaNuke launches from, going high in to the sky and out of sight. The people fighting Akset are alerted it's been launched*
*goes back to Momiji* :eek: That will show Akset who's boss.
It's wonderful! *snaps his fingers* Ok TeaEngineers, get building tracks to all the places in Teacup Land.
*hugs the rabbit* I shall make you an Officer of the Order of the Teacup! *gives them the OoT reward box* (check the website)
*checks his PDA* Good Lord! :eek: A Dragon! This will not do.... *presses some buttons on his PDA and the second highest tower of Castle Teacup pops open, revealing a huge cannon. The cannon rotates a little and with a huge Kaboom, a giant marshmallow fires towards the battle on the other side of Teacup Land.
Meanwhile at the battle, the sound of a rapidly approaching Marshmallow can be heard, the giant marshmallow hits the dragon, knocking it out of the sky, after splattering against it* Gotcha!....
Ok... urm... Computer, this is the King. Launch the TeaNuke, Authorisation code... King 1. *the Royal Basketball Court slides open, revealing a massive silo, where TeaNuke launches from, going high in to the sky and out of sight. The people fighting Akset are alerted it's been launched*
*goes back to Momiji* :eek: That will show Akset who's boss.
*The dragon burns its way out of the Marshmellow, and intercepts the nuke, Surviving the the blast, the still active shield still holding*
Antagonist- "Alright, time to try out our new combo cannon! If we use the targeting beam as a tractor-beam, we should be able to hold the dragon still long enough for Trebort to get another shot on it"
*The botony bay attempts to target the Dragon, but is inturrupted by several probes*
Antagonist- "MGDawson, you mind helping out? We need these things off of us!"
Good question. I assumed they were MGS type, but try talking to one them and see if they need us to collect 20 random items in return for a pretty trinket.
Right! *continues on with the strike team*
*Eventually reaches the generator room which is surprisingly under-guarded*
I don't think it is safe to bring Teska in here (and I haven't seen her around lately), so I took a follicle from her hair brush and created this portable, inflatable pseudo-clone. That should be enough to access the system.
*pulls out a small cube of proto-matter and touches the hair follicle to it. It immediately grows into a mini Teska which sits in his hand as cute as can be*
Something is missing though... Oh! I know. *pulls out a teacup and puts it on her head* There, perfect.
*Mini-Teska jumps onto the genetic lockout which recognizes her and opens access* "Welcome Akset, access granted" *Krent hurriedly enters the necessary commands*
There, the dampener is down, now Mizarone should be able to teleport easier and get the other station.
Control system- "Warning, authorization canceled by User; Akset. User; Akset has changed override protocols. pre-requisites for ending override have been changed to require hand-print identification and retinal scan. User; Akset included the following message- "Nice try"."
*The Mini-Teska, unable to fit her tiny hand in the full-sized hand-print scanner, as well as unable to reach the retinal scanner, begins to pout and throw a fit*
Comments
Antagonist- "Minioneer, do some research on this Commodore #64 guy; there's something..."off" about him...
Minioneer- (Over comms)"Sigh.....is it really that important, sir? We're in the middle of a mission....a very important mission to prevent Akset from conquering the planet....i imagine that might be a bit more urgent?
Antagonist- "Minioneer, when it comes to tactical situations, i've found that success relies on two simple rules..."
Minioneer- "Here we go again....."
Antagonist- "Rule one: Know your enemy well. Rule two: Know your allies even better. that way, if they run, If you run, if you betray them, if they get paranoid and betray you, or if they find out that you plan to run and threaten to kill you for being a coward, or if you plan on opposing them at some point in the future, then you'll be prepared!"
Minioneer- "Aren't those typically extremely rare circumstances?"
Antagonist- "You've been working with me long enough to know the answer to that on"
Minioneer- "......I suppose you do bring up a good point. sigh....ill do some research on his service record....once the mission is finished.
Antagonist- "Fair enough. in the mean time, we need to get to the base quickly, and right now we're moving slower than my mechanized teaturtles....mmmm....teaturtles..... You mind teleporting us just outside of the sub-base?"
Minioneer- "Sir, you do realize that you can remotely activate the teleport yourself, right? and that you have a spell, albeit an unreliable one, that could also teleport everyone to the location?"
Antagonist- "ya, but it sounds more tactical if I order you to do it! And we both know what happened last time i tried to use Paradoxy to Transport a large group of people....man, that is one image im never going to forget. worst christmas party ever"
Minioneer- ".....If you didn't always use custom-designed, cheap-as-possible spells....sigh, fine, here, teleport engaged"
*The ground team teleports to the generator-base, unnoticed by the K'lone gaurds*
Time for a nice cup of tea, methinks.
*starts making teapot*
Good lord! Such evil tricks! *unties them, right before the train gets there*
Tea Trains! :eek: What a good idea.
Henceforth, TeaTrains shall run from Teacup City, to every other city and village in Teacup Land. They shall be powered by TeaSteam. I shall also order a Royal Train made, and be encrusted with jewels and suchlike, that will leave from Castle Teacup Train Station, if I want to go anywhere. Also, a new company shall be set up, managed on behalf of the crown by the people who work for the group called Teacup Train Company, all profits will go with in to the Castle Teacup Safe, the one hidded under the plant pot in the library. :cool:
Also! It has come to my attention that riding TeaHoppers takes ages, so as of now, Tea Speeders are reinstated as Official Transport. I can't wait to hear their bubbly noises again! :eek:
This is the HMS Earl Grey. We are in position for Operation ASKET.
*Begins manufacturing such a marvellous train befitting of someone of the King's rank* What a fantastic idea!
Minioneer- "This is the Botony Bay. We are taking position now."
Oooo! *supervises* :eek:
Replicator, begin manufacture of pieces from the Teatrains Design Plan.
*The replicator hums, before starting to rapidly manufacture pieces of jewel encrusted metals, and panels. And begins putting the pieces together like a giant jigsaw puzzle*
I hope the designs drawn up by the Royal Teatrain Architects at the palace suit your fancy Sire!
Guess its a good thing I had some old blueprints lying around for a train that happen to be jewel encrusted. Hope the King likes going 350MPH
*Receives an update from the Philadelphia and relays the intel to the ground team* OK, air reconnaissance from the Philadelphia shows that defenses have been upgraded some. Looks like extra turrets and guard stations were placed around the perimeter wall. The k'lones are carrying something like a bazooka but with purple coils around the muzzle. Also, the shield strength was increased by 33%. My teleporter will not be able to go through those shields without additonal power
I hope so too.... or else! *points to a rabbit cooking pot in the kitchen* The others want to eat you! :eek:
Also... is Operation ASKET over yet? I'm sick of diverting monies to the war effort then I want to build the first Teacup Land Railway! :eek: We could just drop a TeaNuke on Akset? That would destroy her and the Klesser!
Over Radio- "Well, i suppose we could just disable the shield, free K'raq, then teleport out.....perfect. Although....I wanted to reclaim this base.....sigh....."
Whatever you guys on the frontlines think is best.... You could have just asked the Holy Teacup to destroy the Klesser and Akset! It grants wishes you know!
Not to me! Not sure what it has against me though....well, might be because of that time I tried to steal the Holy Teapot...back when the Botony Bay could fly.....man, I need to have minioneer remind me why I removed that feature; I'm sure I had my reasons, but still....Flying aircraft carrier....so awesome...
*Stops being nostalgic, and orders the team to enter the sub-base, where, little do they know, the Klesser is being Prepared for the most villainous plot yet, the main base acting as a broadcast tower for the dark signal only.....and where Akset houses a secret, familiar last-resort....:eek:*
(Over Radio) Unless we lower the shields. probably our best option; take out the generator, and you teleport in a Tea-nuke. All ships, Prepare for the diversionary assault!
*As the ships begin their diversion Krent begins sneaking in past the shields with his Teacup disguise. As most of the guards are drawn away by the attacks, Krent clicks on his Teacup Radio*
Everyone behind me? Alright, I can't see a thing under this cup but I'm guessing the loud hum is the generators so we'll head that way. Move out.
*A K'lone guard near the shield bunker spots the teacups moving along. He is obviously confused, as a large exclamation mark appears over his head. Not the best quality clones. A Marshmallow Grenade rolls out from under the Giant Teacup and expands rapidly trapping the near-by clones in marshmallowy goo. Krent continues until he bumps into the building, followed by the rest of the strike team crashing into him from behind in horrific slow motion teacup carnage.*
Ok Antagonist, get us into this shield generator bunker and lets shut it down. Hopefully before Akset does something nasty.
Whenever you guys are ready, let me know. I'll send in the TeaNuke... it needs my personal authorisation code to arm the warhead!.....
Also, I believe your Teatrain is near completion, all that is required is the teatracks to run it on.
*pulls off a vast royal green curtain from a large structure behind her, revealing a steam train with a teacup shaped tender and stoke cabin*
I hope it is to your liking?
*packs away the replicator into the backpack*
Alright, hold on...
*eats some of the marsh mellow, but is noticed by two guards, both of whom suddenly have exclamation marks hovering over their heads*
Hey, guys, are these the World of Warcraft quest exclamation marks, or the metal gear solid detection exclamation marks?
*The two K'lones move in, bat'leths drawn, and the antagonist smiles, and fires off the lightning spell he had been charging. several more, now catching on to the Teacup disguises, arrive, with fully loaded disruptor rifles, locking on to the teacups and shattering them with well timed pulses. the team quickly moves into the sub-base, magnetically sealing the door behind them*
Antagonist- "Alright, ditch the teacups! We got past the external defenses, now we just need to make sure they're still distracted!(Pulls out radio) Minioneer, how's the diversion going?"
Minioneer- "Sir, i think we could actually use your help.....Akset must have known we would try to distract her defenses, so she sent something to finish us off quickly...."
Antagonist- "Never fear, for soon, the ultimate beacon of hope, the great Antagonist, will arrive at your side to help you poor, defenseless fools in your seemingly futile plight! *Turns to Krent* Here, I'll help out there, you guys keep working the stairs. when you get to the top, make your way through the first hallway to the right; you'll find the failsafe controls to unlock the doors to the primary generator. then you'll just need to bring in Teska to get past the genetic lock and take down the shields!"
*teleports to the Botony Bay*
Antagonist- "I have arrived! So, feel free to let my very presence boost your morale! (looks around) What's the situation, Minioneer?
Minioneer- "Sir, First of all, the only moral boost that you provide is in the form of comic relief:rolleyes:"
Antagonist- "pfff....thanks alot"
Minioneer- "Secondly, look up"
*The Antagonist looks up to see Akset's Poppolopan Dragon, left over from her short rule, Raining fire down on the Diversionary ships*
*finally into the generator room, Mizarone sabotages the generator, shutting down the shields and everything else in the base. Without power, the cell doors open.*
*The Philadelphia launches a sortie of F-22s to combat the dragon*
*runs into K'raq on the way out of the shield generator room (after making sure there's no way to bring them up in time for the TeaNuke)* Hey, glad I found you. This place is about to be nuked and we need to get to a safe distance.
Good question. I assumed they were MGS type, but try talking to one them and see if they need us to collect 20 random items in return for a pretty trinket.
Right! *continues on with the strike team*
*Eventually reaches the generator room which is surprisingly under-guarded*
I don't think it is safe to bring Teska in here (and I haven't seen her around lately), so I took a follicle from her hair brush and created this portable, inflatable pseudo-clone. That should be enough to access the system.
*pulls out a small cube of proto-matter and touches the hair follicle to it. It immediately grows into a mini Teska which sits in his hand as cute as can be*
Something is missing though... Oh! I know. *pulls out a teacup and puts it on her head* There, perfect.
*Mini-Teska jumps onto the genetic lockout which recognizes her and opens access* "Welcome Akset, access granted" *Krent hurriedly enters the necessary commands*
There, the dampener is down, now Mizarone should be able to teleport easier and get the other station.
It's wonderful! *snaps his fingers* Ok TeaEngineers, get building tracks to all the places in Teacup Land.
*hugs the rabbit* I shall make you an Officer of the Order of the Teacup! *gives them the OoT reward box* (check the website)
*checks his PDA* Good Lord! :eek: A Dragon! This will not do.... *presses some buttons on his PDA and the second highest tower of Castle Teacup pops open, revealing a huge cannon. The cannon rotates a little and with a huge Kaboom, a giant marshmallow fires towards the battle on the other side of Teacup Land.
Meanwhile at the battle, the sound of a rapidly approaching Marshmallow can be heard, the giant marshmallow hits the dragon, knocking it out of the sky, after splattering against it* Gotcha!....
Ok... urm... Computer, this is the King. Launch the TeaNuke, Authorisation code... King 1. *the Royal Basketball Court slides open, revealing a massive silo, where TeaNuke launches from, going high in to the sky and out of sight. The people fighting Akset are alerted it's been launched*
*goes back to Momiji* :eek: That will show Akset who's boss.
Thank you my King! *bows* It is a great honour! *begins talking to a teacup engineer about their plans for the royal teacup railway*
I have no doubt about that! It will be a resounding victory I hope.
Antagonist- "Alright, time to try out our new combo cannon! If we use the targeting beam as a tractor-beam, we should be able to hold the dragon still long enough for Trebort to get another shot on it"
*The botony bay attempts to target the Dragon, but is inturrupted by several probes*
Antagonist- "MGDawson, you mind helping out? We need these things off of us!"
*The Mini-Teska, unable to fit her tiny hand in the full-sized hand-print scanner, as well as unable to reach the retinal scanner, begins to pout and throw a fit*