*is sat next to the rabbit, also nibbling a carrot, watching them, trying to remember why the guy is in the stocks*
Heavens no! I like this bunny. Give it a room in Castle Teacup! :eek:
You like adopting small animals, dont you? Well, fine, *Powers down his combo cannon* i can make rabbit stew later. I guess we should focus on the whole stopping Akset's evil plan....wonder how K'raq's doing?
You like adopting small animals, dont you? Well, fine, *Powers down his combo cannon* i can make rabbit stew later. I guess we should focus on the whole stopping Akset's evil plan....wonder how K'raq's doing?
:eek: Nooo!
*snaps his fingers* TeaGuards! Keep this rabbit safe 24 hours a day....
I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.
Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!
*puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.
Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!
*puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
*stops sawing lock*
I was only a 1/4 the way through anyway.
*packs up the saws, and they are removed by a servant*
Anyway, I've been able to do a little something...
*gets on TeaHopper*
See you all later! you know my teaphone number, right? I left it on my office door incase you forgot. Anyway, to the HMS Earl Grey!
I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.
Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!
*puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
Thank you sire, *bows head* you have a beautiful kingdom here ^_^
Thank you, thank you....
*meanwhile, the King takes Dawson's number off his door and sticks it up in a phone box in the city, advertising an Agony Aunt service* :cool: hehehehe.....
*meanwhile, the King takes Dawson's number off his door and sticks it up in a phone box in the city, advertising an Agony Aunt service* :cool: hehehehe.....
We're preparing for a massive assault, and you're playing pranks on people? .....We aren't so different after all.
*Steals locutus's newspaper, and replaces it with last-month's paper*
Mewhehehe.....
This is the HMS Earl Grey, special advisor to the captain Matt Dawson speaking. We are ready for launch.
Prepare for launch immediately! The Botony Bay is already in route, and the ground forces will be dispatched shortly. Operation.....ummmm.....uhhh...."Operation <Cooler Name Pending>" has officially begun!
*Goes deep into thought*
hmmm......Operation Attack Akset? nah, a bit too....direct. Operation Sunset? Meh, I'm certain someone's already using that one. maybe Operation AttAkset? Wait, that sounds like a weird warp of the first one....geez, being a tactician is tough!
Prepare for launch immediately! The Botony Bay is already in route, and the ground forces will be dispatched shortly. Operation.....ummmm.....uhhh...."Operation <Cooler Name Pending>" has officially begun!
*Goes deep into thought*
hmmm......Operation Attack Akset? nah, a bit too....direct. Operation Sunset? Meh, I'm certain someone's already using that one. maybe Operation AttAkset? Wait, that sounds like a *******ization of the first one....geez, being a tactician is tough!
How about Operation Attack Swamp Keep Existing in TeaCupLand? Operation ASKET for short.
Captain Oolong is reporting that the Philadelphia is in position.
I think I have figured how to get past the shields. If I can synchronize the frequency of my teleporter to your experimental portal, I can create a wormhole that bypasses your shields.
How about Operation Attack Swamp Keep Existing in TeaCupLand? Operation ASKET for short.
Captain Oolong is reporting that the Philadelphia is in position.
I think I have figured how to get past the shields. If I can synchronize the frequency of my teleporter to your experimental portal, I can create a wormhole that bypasses your shields.
I like that! Operation AKSET! Mirazone, do you have any experience as a general? Cause i imagine it takes a ton of experience and training to be able to think of such good abbreviations! And as for your solution, i was just going to shoot the shield generator till' it turned off. But, I suppose if we got the shield frequencies from the sub-base, we could get past the shields without drawing as much attention to our infiltration team.
And you should really mechanize your aircraft carrier; sure, you lose half of the actual usable space with all the machines and deals, but there's nothing quite like having a heavily armed, re-purposed battleship at your command without having to worry about things like crew morale and payroll.
We're preparing for a massive assault, and you're playing pranks on people? .....We aren't so different after all.
*Steals locutus's newspaper, and replaces it with last-month's paper*
Mewhehehe.....
That's just cruel! :eek: *makes sure the crosswords are completed just to add insult to injury*
*With a puff of smoke I appear out of nowhere with a chainsaw and free the man from the stocks*
Muahahaha!
*Slinks off into the shadows with stereotypical villain grin on face*
*Points* Goodness me! :eek: He's horrible. Guards, chave him until he runs out of breath and is easy to take to the cells! Also, put the guy back in the stocks until he really does sing Mary had a little lamb, backwards. :cool:
*Points* Goodness me! :eek: He's horrible. Guards, chave him until he runs out of breath and is easy to take to the cells! Also, put the guy back in the stocks until he really does sing Mary had a little lamb, backwards. :cool:
*Krent has now managed to crawl almost half way across the courtyard, slow going indeed*
*radios Commodore #64 to move the rest of the ships into position, who replies with a quip which may or may not have been a cryptic reference to something that moves fast*
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Thankyou, I just came to say hi, and everyone's been trying to shoot me, or throw me in rivers =O We're all fans of teacups right =O
actually, the guard was going to take you to Nova to have all the carrots you could eat, but if you want to stay here that's fine.
*is sat next to the rabbit, also nibbling a carrot, watching them, trying to remember why the guy is in the stocks*
Heavens no! I like this bunny. Give it a room in Castle Teacup! :eek:
You like adopting small animals, dont you? Well, fine, *Powers down his combo cannon* i can make rabbit stew later. I guess we should focus on the whole stopping Akset's evil plan....wonder how K'raq's doing?
:eek: Nooo!
*snaps his fingers* TeaGuards! Keep this rabbit safe 24 hours a day....
Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!
*puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
*stops sawing lock*
I was only a 1/4 the way through anyway.
*packs up the saws, and they are removed by a servant*
Anyway, I've been able to do a little something...
*gets on TeaHopper*
See you all later! you know my teaphone number, right? I left it on my office door incase you forgot. Anyway, to the HMS Earl Grey!
*bounces off to the river*
Thank you sire, *bows head* you have a beautiful kingdom here ^_^
Alright, Minioneer, get the Botony Bay ready!
*Grabs a teacup, several weapons, and a few snacks, and they head off towards the swamp base shield-structure*
Thank you, thank you....
*meanwhile, the King takes Dawson's number off his door and sticks it up in a phone box in the city, advertising an Agony Aunt service* :cool: hehehehe.....
We're preparing for a massive assault, and you're playing pranks on people? .....We aren't so different after all.
*Steals locutus's newspaper, and replaces it with last-month's paper*
Mewhehehe.....
Prepare for launch immediately! The Botony Bay is already in route, and the ground forces will be dispatched shortly. Operation.....ummmm.....uhhh...."Operation <Cooler Name Pending>" has officially begun!
*Goes deep into thought*
hmmm......Operation Attack Akset? nah, a bit too....direct. Operation Sunset? Meh, I'm certain someone's already using that one. maybe Operation AttAkset? Wait, that sounds like a weird warp of the first one....geez, being a tactician is tough!
Muahahaha!
*Slinks off into the shadows with stereotypical villain grin on face*
*Looks upon MaxSpock with envy, despite not having witnissed the event, nor having any knowledge of its occurrence*
How about Operation Attack Swamp Keep Existing in TeaCupLand? Operation ASKET for short.
Captain Oolong is reporting that the Philadelphia is in position.
I think I have figured how to get past the shields. If I can synchronize the frequency of my teleporter to your experimental portal, I can create a wormhole that bypasses your shields.
I like that! Operation AKSET! Mirazone, do you have any experience as a general? Cause i imagine it takes a ton of experience and training to be able to think of such good abbreviations! And as for your solution, i was just going to shoot the shield generator till' it turned off. But, I suppose if we got the shield frequencies from the sub-base, we could get past the shields without drawing as much attention to our infiltration team.
And you should really mechanize your aircraft carrier; sure, you lose half of the actual usable space with all the machines and deals, but there's nothing quite like having a heavily armed, re-purposed battleship at your command without having to worry about things like crew morale and payroll.
That's just cruel! :eek: *makes sure the crosswords are completed just to add insult to injury*
*Points* Goodness me! :eek: He's horrible. Guards, chave him until he runs out of breath and is easy to take to the cells! Also, put the guy back in the stocks until he really does sing Mary had a little lamb, backwards. :cool:
*wanders off*
[on phone]Hello? Yes, Matt Dawson here....what? Agony Aunt? no...why? I see....well, have you tried talking to them? just ignore them then. OK. Bye!
*ends call. Keys in CT reception number*
Hello? Is that Castle Teacup? Matt Dawson here...can someone remove my number from the phone box? ...what? The king did it?....
*sinks even lower in chair*
*Makes railroad tracks and ties guards to them*
Muahahaha!
*Slinks off twirling villain mustache*
:eek:.....you sir, are almost as meaninglessly villainous as me!
*Tips black top hat*
Why thank you, sir!
*Spins around, black coat swirling, and runs of into nearby shadows*
*...And doesn't even notice the lit stick of dynamite in his back pocket....*
Mwehehe....*Others look at him, confused* What? I want that hat....hope the dynamite doesnt wreck it too much
What the! *pulls out dynamite* OH NO!!! *bobbles it several times before it flies into the air* Woops! *Slinks off before guards can show
*the dynamite lands at the feet of Antagonist with 1/4 second of fuse left*
Yaaaaaa!!!! why do all my plans backfire? no....not this time....NOT TODAY!!!
*Kicks it back at maxspock, now with 1/6 of a second remaining*
*Wirls and kicks it.* Take that! *It explodes 1 inch from Antagonist's face*
That looks like it hurt...
*runs out of dynamite throwing range*
*Is covered in black soot*
Curses! Foiled again!!
Now, where were we....ah yes, operation AKSET
*Pops up beside Antagonist*
Way to have a covert code name that doesn't let the target know you're going for them...
*disappears*
Hey, It was Mirazone's idea, not mine! He obviously doesn't understand the finer points of being a tactician *Shifty eyes*
*radios Commodore #64 to move the rest of the ships into position, who replies with a quip which may or may not have been a cryptic reference to something that moves fast*