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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    hey, calm down. we're attacking Asket, remember? besides, we can use the bunny as a distraction for the k'lones.

    Thankyou, I just came to say hi, and everyone's been trying to shoot me, or throw me in rivers =O We're all fans of teacups right =O
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    momiji wrote: »
    Thankyou, I just came to say hi, and everyone's been trying to shoot me, or throw me in rivers =O We're all fans of teacups right =O

    actually, the guard was going to take you to Nova to have all the carrots you could eat, but if you want to stay here that's fine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    momiji wrote: »
    *watches the antics bemused* This place is a pretty crazy place xD

    *is sat next to the rabbit, also nibbling a carrot, watching them, trying to remember why the guy is in the stocks*
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Shaddup, doc.

    *Begins charging the combo-cannon...*

    Heavens no! I like this bunny. Give it a room in Castle Teacup! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *is sat next to the rabbit, also nibbling a carrot, watching them, trying to remember why the guy is in the stocks*



    Heavens no! I like this bunny. Give it a room in Castle Teacup! :eek:

    You like adopting small animals, dont you? Well, fine, *Powers down his combo cannon* i can make rabbit stew later. I guess we should focus on the whole stopping Akset's evil plan....wonder how K'raq's doing?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    You like adopting small animals, dont you? Well, fine, *Powers down his combo cannon* i can make rabbit stew later. I guess we should focus on the whole stopping Akset's evil plan....wonder how K'raq's doing?

    :eek: Nooo!

    *snaps his fingers* TeaGuards! Keep this rabbit safe 24 hours a day....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.

    Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!

    *puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.

    Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!

    *puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*

    *stops sawing lock*

    I was only a 1/4 the way through anyway.

    *packs up the saws, and they are removed by a servant*

    Anyway, I've been able to do a little something...

    *gets on TeaHopper*

    See you all later! you know my teaphone number, right? I left it on my office door incase you forgot. Anyway, to the HMS Earl Grey!

    *bounces off to the river*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Heavens no! I like this bunny. Give it a room in Castle Teacup! :eek:

    Thank you sire, *bows head* you have a beautiful kingdom here ^_^
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Krent wrote: »
    I'll assign a security detail to the rabbit person. As for that guy in the stocks, he was looking at me funny. He doesn't get out till he sings "Mary Had a Little Lamb" backwards.

    Ok lets go get K'raq and stop Akset!

    *puts on his Giant Teacup and starts crawling accross the courtyard*
    MGDawson wrote: »
    *stops sawing lock*

    I was only a 1/4 the way through anyway.

    *packs up the saws, and they are removed by a servant*

    Anyway, I've been able to do a little something...

    *gets on TeaHopper*

    See you all later! you know my teaphone number, right? I left it on my office door incase you forgot. Anyway, to the HMS Earl Grey!

    *bounces off to the river*

    Alright, Minioneer, get the Botony Bay ready!

    *Grabs a teacup, several weapons, and a few snacks, and they head off towards the swamp base shield-structure*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    This is the HMS Earl Grey, special advisor to the captain Matt Dawson speaking. We are ready for launch.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    momiji wrote: »
    Thank you sire, *bows head* you have a beautiful kingdom here ^_^

    Thank you, thank you....

    *meanwhile, the King takes Dawson's number off his door and sticks it up in a phone box in the city, advertising an Agony Aunt service* :cool: hehehehe.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Thank you, thank you....

    *meanwhile, the King takes Dawson's number off his door and sticks it up in a phone box in the city, advertising an Agony Aunt service* :cool: hehehehe.....

    We're preparing for a massive assault, and you're playing pranks on people? .....We aren't so different after all. :D
    *Steals locutus's newspaper, and replaces it with last-month's paper*
    Mewhehehe.....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    This is the HMS Earl Grey, special advisor to the captain Matt Dawson speaking. We are ready for launch.


    Prepare for launch immediately! The Botony Bay is already in route, and the ground forces will be dispatched shortly. Operation.....ummmm.....uhhh...."Operation <Cooler Name Pending>" has officially begun!

    *Goes deep into thought*

    hmmm......Operation Attack Akset? nah, a bit too....direct. Operation Sunset? Meh, I'm certain someone's already using that one. maybe Operation AttAkset? Wait, that sounds like a weird warp of the first one....geez, being a tactician is tough!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *With a puff of smoke I appear out of nowhere with a chainsaw and free the man from the stocks*

    Muahahaha!

    *Slinks off into the shadows with stereotypical villain grin on face*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *With a puff of smoke I appear out of nowhere with a chainsaw and free the man from the stocks*

    Muahahaha!

    *Slinks off into the shadows with stereotypical villain grin on face*

    *Looks upon MaxSpock with envy, despite not having witnissed the event, nor having any knowledge of its occurrence*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Prepare for launch immediately! The Botony Bay is already in route, and the ground forces will be dispatched shortly. Operation.....ummmm.....uhhh...."Operation <Cooler Name Pending>" has officially begun!

    *Goes deep into thought*

    hmmm......Operation Attack Akset? nah, a bit too....direct. Operation Sunset? Meh, I'm certain someone's already using that one. maybe Operation AttAkset? Wait, that sounds like a *******ization of the first one....geez, being a tactician is tough!

    How about Operation Attack Swamp Keep Existing in TeaCupLand? Operation ASKET for short.

    Captain Oolong is reporting that the Philadelphia is in position.

    I think I have figured how to get past the shields. If I can synchronize the frequency of my teleporter to your experimental portal, I can create a wormhole that bypasses your shields.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    How about Operation Attack Swamp Keep Existing in TeaCupLand? Operation ASKET for short.

    Captain Oolong is reporting that the Philadelphia is in position.

    I think I have figured how to get past the shields. If I can synchronize the frequency of my teleporter to your experimental portal, I can create a wormhole that bypasses your shields.

    I like that! Operation AKSET! Mirazone, do you have any experience as a general? Cause i imagine it takes a ton of experience and training to be able to think of such good abbreviations! And as for your solution, i was just going to shoot the shield generator till' it turned off. But, I suppose if we got the shield frequencies from the sub-base, we could get past the shields without drawing as much attention to our infiltration team.

    And you should really mechanize your aircraft carrier; sure, you lose half of the actual usable space with all the machines and deals, but there's nothing quite like having a heavily armed, re-purposed battleship at your command without having to worry about things like crew morale and payroll.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    We're preparing for a massive assault, and you're playing pranks on people? .....We aren't so different after all. :D
    *Steals locutus's newspaper, and replaces it with last-month's paper*
    Mewhehehe.....

    That's just cruel! :eek: *makes sure the crosswords are completed just to add insult to injury*
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *With a puff of smoke I appear out of nowhere with a chainsaw and free the man from the stocks*

    Muahahaha!

    *Slinks off into the shadows with stereotypical villain grin on face*

    *Points* Goodness me! :eek: He's horrible. Guards, chave him until he runs out of breath and is easy to take to the cells! Also, put the guy back in the stocks until he really does sing Mary had a little lamb, backwards. :cool:

    *wanders off*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    [cut from thread to room on the HMS Earl Grey]

    [on phone]Hello? Yes, Matt Dawson here....what? Agony Aunt? no...why? I see....well, have you tried talking to them? just ignore them then. OK. Bye!

    *ends call. Keys in CT reception number*

    Hello? Is that Castle Teacup? Matt Dawson here...can someone remove my number from the phone box? ...what? The king did it?....

    *sinks even lower in chair*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *Points* Goodness me! :eek: He's horrible. Guards, chave him until he runs out of breath and is easy to take to the cells! Also, put the guy back in the stocks until he really does sing Mary had a little lamb, backwards. :cool:

    *Makes railroad tracks and ties guards to them*

    Muahahaha!

    *Slinks off twirling villain mustache*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *Makes railroad tracks and ties guards to them*

    Muahahaha!

    *Slinks off twirling villain mustache*

    :eek:.....you sir, are almost as meaninglessly villainous as me!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    :eek:.....you sir, are almost as meaninglessly villainous as me!

    *Tips black top hat*

    Why thank you, sir!

    *Spins around, black coat swirling, and runs of into nearby shadows*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *Tips black top hat*

    Why thank you, sir!

    *Spins around, black coat swirling, and runs of into nearby shadows*

    *...And doesn't even notice the lit stick of dynamite in his back pocket....*

    Mwehehe....*Others look at him, confused* What? I want that hat....hope the dynamite doesnt wreck it too much
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *Hears a sizzle and spins around several times to locate it before realizes it is coming from his back pocket*

    What the! *pulls out dynamite* OH NO!!! *bobbles it several times before it flies into the air* Woops! *Slinks off before guards can show

    *the dynamite lands at the feet of Antagonist with 1/4 second of fuse left*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *Hears a sizzle and spins around several times to locate it before realizes it is coming from his back pocket*

    What the! *pulls out dynamite* OH NO!!! *bobbles it several times before it flies into the air* Woops! *Slinks off before guards can show

    *the dynamite lands at the feet of Antagonist with 1/4 second of fuse left*

    Yaaaaaa!!!! why do all my plans backfire? no....not this time....NOT TODAY!!!

    *Kicks it back at maxspock, now with 1/6 of a second remaining*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Yaaaaaa!!!! why do all my plans backfire? no....not this time....NOT TODAY!!!

    *Kicks it back at maxspock, now with 1/6 of a second remaining*

    *Wirls and kicks it.* Take that! *It explodes 1 inch from Antagonist's face*

    That looks like it hurt...

    *runs out of dynamite throwing range*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *Wirls and kicks it.* Take that! *It explodes 1 inch from Antagonist's face*

    That looks like it hurt...

    *runs out of dynamite throwing range*

    *Is covered in black soot*
    Curses! Foiled again!!

    Now, where were we....ah yes, operation AKSET
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Antagonist wrote: »
    Now, where were we....ah yes, operation AKSET

    *Pops up beside Antagonist*

    Way to have a covert code name that doesn't let the target know you're going for them...

    *disappears*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    MaxSpock wrote: »
    *Pops up beside Antagonist*

    Way to have a covert code name that doesn't let the target know you're going for them...

    *disappears*

    Hey, It was Mirazone's idea, not mine! He obviously doesn't understand the finer points of being a tactician *Shifty eyes*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *Krent has now managed to crawl almost half way across the courtyard, slow going indeed*

    *radios Commodore #64 to move the rest of the ships into position, who replies with a quip which may or may not have been a cryptic reference to something that moves fast*
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