*rolls his eyes* Krent, we can't afford another mouth to feed unless we up the taxes again, either have it put to sleep, or put it up for adoption! *frowns at Clone Krent* You can stay if you find a job, we need somebody to work in the spa! :cool:
Ok, I'll get rid of it. but the teaguards took my gun so I'l have to bludgeon it to death with this throw pillow. Hold on this could take a while.
Hold on a sec, I can use him as a security guard for my lab. The last one managed to turn himself into a chicken. He will get free room and board, 10 tea dollars an hour and free medical and dental if he uses the medical facilities in the lab.
*Quickly excuses himself, goes into a bathroom, and uses tea to remove all of the creams and stuff on his wounds, he then returns to the King, who is sorting through the spoils*
I hope you use the spoils for a worthy cause, my liege.
Whats wrong with the creams? *looks at use by date*
Oh dear. 3 decades out of date. No wonder you washed them off.
*bins the whole med kit, and goes through the castle, removing the old ones*
*Quickly excuses himself, goes into a bathroom, and uses tea to remove all of the creams and stuff on his wounds, he then returns to the King, who is sorting through the spoils*
I hope you use the spoils for a worthy cause, my liege.
*Waits for K'raq to return* By the way, I have a few prototype tea-rifles ready. They are at your training facility when you are ready to inspect them. Also, I have moved my defensive systems lab under the fort for better security, hope you don't mind. Here are your access codes.
I told you before, no dangerous weapons! Only pillow and marshmallow launching weapons.
Hold on a sec, I can use him as a security guard for my lab. The last one managed to turn himself into a chicken. He will get free room and board, 10 tea dollars an hour and free medical and dental if he uses the medical facilities in the lab.
Whats wrong with the creams? *looks at use by date*
Oh dear. 3 decades out of date. No wonder you washed them off.
*bins the whole med kit, and goes through the castle, removing the old ones*
Time to get some new ones....
*goes out shopping*
You're a very handy person.... I think we should give you a peerage..... Ok, you are now a Baron of the Order of the Teacup. I shall also put you incharge of.... urm.... *waves his finger over a map with his eyes closed* Nova... yes... Nova, capital of Noveroma, one of the provinces. Since the Duke has been missing for some years now, feared eaten by something fearsome, there will be lots of promotion opportunities!
The safety and care of the people of Nova are now your responsibility. Good luck!
Almost forgot, now that you are a Baron, you should style yourself Lord Nova, or Dawson, Lord Chamberlain of the Holy Teacup, Baron of Nova. Either is fine. Also, you get... urm... *reads his notes for times like these* A coronet decorated with 6 pearls, also a coat fo arms will be created for you with your family seal. You will also get this large box of assorted teabags. Congratulation.
You're a very handy person.... I think we should give you a peerage..... Ok, you are now a Baron of the Order of the Teacup. I shall also put you incharge of.... urm.... *waves his finger over a map with his eyes closed* Nova... yes... Nova, capital of Noveroma, one of the provinces. Since the Duke has been missing for some years now, feared eaten by something fearsome, there will be lots of promotion opportunities!
The safety and care of the people of Nova are now your responsibility. Good luck!
Almost forgot, now that you are a Baron, you should style yourself Lord Nova, or Dawson, Lord Chamberlain of the Holy Teacup, Baron of Nova. Either is fine. Also, you get... urm... *reads his notes for times like these* A coronet decorated with 6 pearls, also a coat fo arms will be created for you with your family seal. You will also get this large box of assorted teabags. Congratulation.
Majesty, One only wishes to serve Teacup Land, the Holy Teacup and Royalty. I shall take the new honours and serve as the Leader of Nova.
Now if you excuse me, Majesty, I have work to do!
*goes around the castle and places the new Medkits in position*
And for you ,Majesty!
*Hands over a speciallly brewed of tea*
I bid you all goodbye!
*goes outside, gets out his map, and starts walking to the bay, where I will catch a ship to Nova*
Hold on a sec, I can use him as a security guard for my lab. The last one managed to turn himself into a chicken. He will get free room and board, 10 tea dollars an hour and free medical and dental if he uses the medical facilities in the lab.
Ok, you can hire him, That would be easier than beating him to death with this pillow. But now you have to figure out which of us is which since we tend to be speaking in unison and finishing each other's sentences. Even we are not sure now.
Ok, you can hire him, That would be easier than beating him to death with this pillow. But now you have to figure out which of us is which since we tend to be speaking in unison and finishing each other's sentences. Even we are not sure now.
*the Krent's turn to each other*
What number am I thinking of? 45! Darn!
Oh, that's easy! We find the one that is carrying a hypnotribble. It wouldn't have split intwo when you did and hypnotribbles always stay close to their owner, usually hiding in a pocket or a hat. Whichever one of you two has the hypnotribble is the original.
*Meanwhile, near the Ruby mountains, The Antagonist sits in a cell on board the Threshold*
Antagonist- "Dang it, so many slice-of-life sub-plots going on at castle teacup, and I'm stuck here in a cell, waiting for a possible resolution, or at least a continuation of this "Mysterious figure" story.....sigh...this must be how Minioneer feels when i'm plotting some brilliant scheme..."
Ok, you can hire him, That would be easier than beating him to death with this pillow. But now you have to figure out which of us is which since we tend to be speaking in unison and finishing each other's sentences. Even we are not sure now.
*the Krent's turn to each other*
What number am I thinking of? 45! Darn!
Brilliant. The one with the hypnotribble is the correct Krent. Well done Mizarone.
*Meanwhile, near the Ruby mountains, The Antagonist sits in a cell on board the Threshold*
Antagonist- "Dang it, so many slice-of-life sub-plots going on at castle teacup, and I'm stuck here in a cell, waiting for a possible resolution, or at least a continuation of this "Mysterious figure" story.....sigh...this must be how Minioneer feels when i'm plotting some brilliant scheme..."
*Mysteriously, the lock falls off, ACME stamped on the back. The door swings open the The Antagonist is free* :eek:
*Having left another of his guards in the throne room, K'raq went outside, carrying his bat'leth, to the training holo-tea-decks that he recently had installed. He started a bat'leth traning program, and prepared to fight....*
Oh, that's easy! We find the one that is carrying a hypnotribble. It wouldn't have split intwo when you did and hypnotribbles always stay close to their owner, usually hiding in a pocket or a hat. Whichever one of you two has the hypnotribble is the original.
*Both Krent's start searching themselves for tribbles, making a comedic display of slap-stick highjinks (cue silly carnival music)*
Nova is now organised after a brief spurt of chaos due to the absence of a designated ruler. Order has now been restored, and once again the city is hustle and bussle with tea boats transporting tea leaves, and the many cafes and tea makers are thriving once again.
And if you ever need anything, just ask for me. I'll happily come from my office to serve needs of the Kingdom!
Yours Sincerely
Lord Chamberlain Matthew Dawson of the Holy Teacup
Baron of the City of Nova
Noveroma Province
Nova is now organised after a brief spurt of chaos due to the absence of a designated ruler. Order has now been restored, and once again the city is hustle and bussle with tea boats transporting tea leaves, and the many cafes and tea makers are thriving once again.
And if you ever need anything, just ask for me. I'll happily come from my office to serve needs of the Kingdom!
Yours Sincerely
Lord Chamberlain Matthew Dawson of the Holy Teacup
Baron of the City of Nova
Noveroma Province
*writes back*
Dear Matty,
You don't have to stay in Noveroma, now you're a peer you get a nice office here in Castle Teacup to take care of business in Nova, as well as your Lord Chamberlain job.
You can come and go between Nova and Castle Teacup as you please.
Hope you're having a nice time, please bring me Ice Cream on your way back,
Brilliant. The one with the hypnotribble is the correct Krent. Well done Mizarone.
*Mysteriously, the lock falls off, ACME stamped on the back. The door swings open the The Antagonist is free* :eek:
Antagonist- "Yes! The lock fell off!! I love Acme!!!!! MweHehehe! Now, I can not only regain my weapon, but take back the Threshold as well!!"
*Several anti-air turrets, located near the mysterious silo in the Ruby mountains, operated by K'lones, target the Threshold, taking down two of the engines*
Alarm system- "Warning, critical systems failure. Eminent death of all personal in 1 minute. Please do not attempt to escape, as using the escape pods voids the warranty. Thank you for your cooperation."
Antagonist- "Oh, Come on! Just when my luck turns around, some numerous, ironic twist pops out of nowhere when I built this thing i made sure to install quality equipment!! .....and i stripped everything of value when Mocha Stole it......oh ya...dang it, why am i so vulnerable to poetic justice!?!
*Decides to escape, and heads to the bridge
(On the Bridge) King Mocha- "Grrr......That fiendish fool never mentioned that this place was fortified!"
General 2- "He never Mentioned the Warranty either!"
General 1- "Hmph! Seems like a typical Imp to me!"
General 2- "Are you implying that all imps are the same? Hmm? that all of them are scheming fiends? bit of a generalization, isn't it?"
King Mocha(Ignored by the two generals)- "....You two had better not be starting another argument about modern culture! I Swear, that if you two don't stop making observations on the flaws of today's society, i will personally--"
General 1-(Ignoring king "What? you know how imps are!"
General 2- "Apparently you do, good sir racist. So enlighten us, Mr. Insensitive; How do you know that all Imps are the same? Hmm?"
General 1- "Every book featuring them features them as the mischievous little scoundrels they are!"
General 2- "A Stereotype perpetrated by a bias culture!"
General 1- "The Antagonist is the only imp in this plane of existence, and he fits the "Perpetrated Stereotype" perfectly! So how do you know!?"
General 2- "Well, with that being the case, how do you know"
King Mocha- "Here's a question; Who Cares!?"
Antagonist(Having just arrived on the bridge)- "Tell us General 2, are you talking about Demonic imps, from the void? Or the Imps native to the tenth dimension, like me, huh?
General 1- "There's more than one kind?"
General 2- "See, and you never knew! (turning to antagonist) Tell us about tenth dimension imps, and disprove my counterpart's offensive view!"
Antagonist- "Hey, Not all tenth dimension imps are the same! I'm from the southern island population, the Nightcrawler imps! And....hate to say it, but ya, we are pretty much all the same. Now the demonic imps, man, those guys are a bunch of gluttonous idiots! And they all have huge noses!"
General 2- ".....uhhh.....err....ehh.....uhhh"
General 1- ".....BWAHAHAHA!!! How's that for insensitive, huh? BWAHAHAHAHA!"
KIng Mocha- "Look, can we just escape?"
Antagonist- "Not with the escape pods. dont want to lose the warranty on this thing. of course, its not mine anymore, so i guess it doesn't matter! Mwehehe"
General 2- "You worthless imp, dont you dare!"
General 1- "Come back here you hippocrate!
King Mocha- "Dont you dare Void the warrenty, you Foolish Idiots!!!!!"
*The 4 tackle each other in to the escape pod, fighting while pioliting, causing it to crash into the silo*
Antagonist- "Yes! The lock fell off!! I love Acme!!!!! MweHehehe! Now, I can not only regain my weapon, but take back the Threshold as well!!"
*Several anti-air turrets, located near the mysterious silo in the Ruby mountains, operated by K'lones, target the Threshold, taking down two of the engines*
Alarm system- "Warning, critical systems failure. Eminent death of all personal in 1 minute. Please do not attempt to escape, as using the escape pods voids the warranty. Thank you for your cooperation."
Antagonist- "Oh, Come on! Just when my luck turns around, some numerous, ironic twist pops out of nowhere when I built this thing i made sure to install quality equipment!! .....and i stripped everything of value when Mocha Stole it......oh ya...dang it, why am i so vulnerable to poetic justice!?!
*Decides to escape, and heads to the bridge
(On the Bridge) King Mocha- "Grrr......That fiendish fool never mentioned that this place was fortified!"
General 2- "He never Mentioned the Warranty either!"
General 1- "Hmph! Seems like a typical Imp to me!"
General 2- "Are you implying that all imps are the same? Hmm? that all of them are scheming fiends? bit of a generalization, isn't it?"
King Mocha(Ignored by the two generals)- "....You two had better not be starting another argument about modern culture! I Swear, that if you two don't stop making observations on the flaws of today's society, i will personally--"
General 1-(Ignoring king "What? you know how imps are!"
General 2- "Apparently you do, good sir racist. So enlighten us, Mr. Insensitive; How do you know that all Imps are the same? Hmm?"
General 1- "Every book featuring them features them as the mischievous little scoundrels they are!"
General 2- "A Stereotype perpetrated by a bias culture!"
General 1- "The Antagonist is the only imp in this plane of existence, and he fits the "Perpetrated Stereotype" perfectly! So how do you know!?"
General 2- "Well, with that being the case, how do you know"
King Mocha- "Here's a question; Who Cares!?"
Antagonist(Having just arrived on the bridge)- "Tell us General 2, are you talking about Demonic imps, from the void? Or the Imps native to the tenth dimension, like me, huh?
General 1- "There's more than one kind?"
General 2- "See, and you never knew! (turning to antagonist) Tell us about tenth dimension imps, and disprove my counterpart's offensive view!"
Antagonist- "Hey, Not all tenth dimension imps are the same! I'm from the southern island population, the Nightcrawler imps! And....hate to say it, but ya, we are pretty much all the same. Now the demonic imps, man, those guys are a bunch of gluttonous idiots! And they all have huge noses!"
General 2- ".....uhhh.....err....ehh.....uhhh"
General 1- ".....BWAHAHAHA!!! How's that for insensitive, huh? BWAHAHAHAHA!"
KIng Mocha- "Look, can we just escape?"
Antagonist- "Not with the escape pods. dont want to lose the warranty on this thing. of course, its not mine anymore, so i guess it doesn't matter! Mwehehe"
General 2- "You worthless imp, dont you dare!"
General 1- "Come back here you hippocrate!
King Mocha- "Dont you dare Void the warrenty, you Foolish Idiots!!!!!"
*The 4 tackle each other in to the escape pod, fighting while pioliting, causing it to crash into the silo*
*takes a leisurely sip of tea while observing the amusing spectacle*
*K'raq who had gone hunting, saw what looked like an escape pod crash into a randomly placed silo in the woods, scaring the tea-deer he was stalking. He decides to go observe what had cost him his kill. With a sigh he heads towards the silo*
*takes a leisurely sip of tea while observing the amusing spectacle*
Best. Vacation. EVER.
*points at his Viewing Globe* Good Golly! He's here without a VISA. Arrest him right away and put him in the dungeon until he has filled out the right paper work.
I brought Icecream! And fresh from the maker in Nova too.
*looks around*
Still as clean as I left it! Now, wheres my office?
*heads towards the kitchen, dragging the icebox of icecream*
*intercepts him on his way to the kitchens, holding a large spoon* Hello there! Thank the Cup you brought some ice cream! *has some guards drag the big box of ice cream with them while he eats it, showing Matty to his new office on the little used sixth floor* Here it is!.... *opens the door, revealing a small office with a desk, TeaPuter, Lamp, Sofa and a Potted TeaTree* It's a bit small, but you get a bigger one when you get promoted. :eek:
Enjoy!
*Waddles off with the ice cream following him, dragged by Teaguards*
*K'raq who had gone hunting, saw what looked like an escape pod crash into a randomly placed silo in the woods, scaring the tea-deer he was stalking. He decides to go observe what had cost him his kill. With a sigh he heads towards the silo*
*Wonders how tea-deer are living in the ruby mountains, but doesn't argue with it when he notices that the escape pod crashing caused more noise than the massive Threshold self-destructing nearby*
*Wonders how tea-deer are living in the ruby mountains, but doesn't argue with it when he notices that the escape pod crashing caused more noise than the massive Threshold self-destructing nearby*
*Meanwhile, the King is busy making sure Teadeer are protected creatures that must not be killed, like Teaturtles*
*Meanwhile, the King is busy making sure Teadeer are protected creatures that must not be killed, like Teaturtles*
*King Mocha, The 2 Generals, and the Antagonist sit on a TeaDeer, looking at the crash*
Antagonist- "This is totally General 2's fault"
General 1- "No, its King Mocha's Fault"
General 2- "Come on, its obvious that its General 1's fault"
King Mocha- "Hmph! You idiots, its obviously the Antagonist's fault!"
*The Antagonist looks behind him, seeing K'raq*
Antagonist- "Hey, K'raq, settle a bet, who's fault was this mess?(Realizes who he's talking too)....oh....wait, maybe this can work to hour advantage! K'raq, we were just on hour way to figure out who this Mysterious Figure is, and to stop His or Her Plans! You would love all those K'lones to be taken care of, right? there's no way you could get past the silo's defenses and K'lones alone!"
King Mocha(Catching on)- "....Ya, you would need help! And the nearest outpost that you tea-lovers have is way too under-manned and far away to be of any use!"
General 1- "Come on, you Coward!! I thought Klingon loved fighting other Klingons!!! You wont get a better opprotunity to fight Skilled, well-armed Klingons then here!!!!"
General 2- "If we all work together, we'll have a better chance of defeating this guy, and putting a stop to this Insanity!"
Antagonist- "And besides, Is the enemy of your enemy not a friend? Even if all of us are as bad as this guy, at least we aren't against you, right?"
*King Mocha, The 2 Generals, and the Antagonist sit on a TeaDeer, looking at the crash*
Antagonist- "This is totally General 2's fault"
General 1- "No, its King Mocha's Fault"
General 2- "Come on, its obvious that its General 1's fault"
King Mocha- "Hmph! You idiots, its obviously the Antagonist's fault!"
*The Antagonist looks behind him, seeing K'raq*
Antagonist- "Hey, K'raq, settle a bet, who's fault was this mess?(Realizes who he's talking too)....oh....wait, maybe this can work to hour advantage! K'raq, we were just on hour way to figure out who this Mysterious Figure is, and to stop His or Her Plans! You would love all those K'lones to be taken care of, right? there's no way you could get past the silo's defenses and K'lones alone!"
King Mocha(Catching on)- "....Ya, you would need help! And the nearest outpost that you tea-lovers have is way too under-manned and far away to be of any use!"
General 1- "Come on, you Coward!! I thought Klingon loved fighting other Klingons!!! You wont get a better opprotunity to fight Skilled, well-armed Klingons then here!!!!"
General 2- "If we all work together, we'll have a better chance of defeating this guy, and putting a stop to this Insanity!"
Antagonist- "And besides, Is the enemy of your enemy not a friend? Even if all of us are as bad as this guy, at least we aren't against you, right?"
*K'raq growls at the insult from General 1, pulls out his disruptor then shoots him once, then twice, in the chest. He then falls off of the teadeer. K'raq then gestures to the silo*
"After you."
*He grins, showing his sharp teeth*
*points at his Viewing Globe* Good Golly! He's here without a VISA. Arrest him right away and put him in the dungeon until he has filled out the right paper work.
*intercepts him on his way to the kitchens, holding a large spoon* Hello there! Thank the Cup you brought some ice cream! *has some guards drag the big box of ice cream with them while he eats it, showing Matty to his new office on the little used sixth floor* Here it is!.... *opens the door, revealing a small office with a desk, TeaPuter, Lamp, Sofa and a Potted TeaTree* It's a bit small, but you get a bigger one when you get promoted. :eek:
Enjoy!
*Waddles off with the ice cream following him, dragged by Teaguards*
I gave my jail cell keys to the hypnotribble for safe-keeping but I am not sure where the little bugger is hiding. So no arresting today. Ooh! Ice cream!
*Hears the far away crash of the escape pod, and heads up the the observation tower to see what is going on and looks through the telescope just in time to see K'raq shoot the general and head off with the others*
*K'raq growls at the insult from General 1, pulls out his disruptor then shoots him once, then twice, in the chest. He then falls off of the teadeer. K'raq then gestures to the silo*
"After you."
*He grins, showing his sharp teeth*
General 1- "Grahh.....I thought you Klingons liked that sort of thing....
General 2- "Obviously, Klingons aren't all exactly the same. never thought of that, did you? Hmm?"
King Mocha- "Oh, For the Love Of villainy!! Grrrrr.....you two stay out here, and make sure that General 1's alright. The rest of us who dont spend their time arguing about NOTHING will go into the Silo!!"
General 1- "Grrragh....Whatever..Errgh....
General 2- "ahem; that's "Whatever, Sir""
General 1- "Hmph...Formalities are a useless...argh...distraction from the issues of the present...gragh.."
General 2- "Formalities are tradition, and should be valued as such!"
King Mocha- ".....Come on, Worthless Imp; if we take back the Klesser parts, We can Make sure nothing like that (Motions to the generals) ever happens again"
Antagonist- "After You"
*grins, his unnatural mouth making his smile looking more like an insane, sinister sneer, his "lips" shaped into fine points*
I gave my jail cell keys to the hypnotribble for safe-keeping but I am not sure where the little bugger is hiding. So no arresting today. Ooh! Ice cream!
*Hears the far away crash of the escape pod, and heads up the the observation tower to see what is going on and looks through the telescope just in time to see K'raq shoot the general and head off with the others*
This should be good!
*appears with Ice Cream to watch too* Ooo! Trouble is brewing.
Maybe we should arrest King Mocha, he is an enemy of the state after all.... :eek:
*Watches the events unfold through his surveillance equipment while training the Krent clone for his new security guard position.*
*as Mizarone looks away to view his surveillance, krent's clone accidentally drops something very important looking which cracks on the floor and instantly vaporizes. As Mizarone returns his attention to training, Krent acts like nothing happened.*
Comments
Ok, I'll get rid of it. but the teaguards took my gun so I'l have to bludgeon it to death with this throw pillow. Hold on this could take a while.
*whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap etc.....*
Hold on a sec, I can use him as a security guard for my lab. The last one managed to turn himself into a chicken. He will get free room and board, 10 tea dollars an hour and free medical and dental if he uses the medical facilities in the lab.
Whats wrong with the creams? *looks at use by date*
Oh dear. 3 decades out of date. No wonder you washed them off.
*bins the whole med kit, and goes through the castle, removing the old ones*
Time to get some new ones....
*goes out shopping*
I certainly will!
I told you before, no dangerous weapons! Only pillow and marshmallow launching weapons.
That's a good idea! :cool:
You're a very handy person.... I think we should give you a peerage..... Ok, you are now a Baron of the Order of the Teacup. I shall also put you incharge of.... urm.... *waves his finger over a map with his eyes closed* Nova... yes... Nova, capital of Noveroma, one of the provinces. Since the Duke has been missing for some years now, feared eaten by something fearsome, there will be lots of promotion opportunities!
The safety and care of the people of Nova are now your responsibility. Good luck!
Almost forgot, now that you are a Baron, you should style yourself Lord Nova, or Dawson, Lord Chamberlain of the Holy Teacup, Baron of Nova. Either is fine. Also, you get... urm... *reads his notes for times like these* A coronet decorated with 6 pearls, also a coat fo arms will be created for you with your family seal. You will also get this large box of assorted teabags. Congratulation.
These rifles are based off your modifications that you made earlier this month.
Majesty, One only wishes to serve Teacup Land, the Holy Teacup and Royalty. I shall take the new honours and serve as the Leader of Nova.
Now if you excuse me, Majesty, I have work to do!
*goes around the castle and places the new Medkits in position*
And for you ,Majesty!
*Hands over a speciallly brewed of tea*
I bid you all goodbye!
*goes outside, gets out his map, and starts walking to the bay, where I will catch a ship to Nova*
Ok, you can hire him, That would be easier than beating him to death with this pillow. But now you have to figure out which of us is which since we tend to be speaking in unison and finishing each other's sentences. Even we are not sure now.
*the Krent's turn to each other*
What number am I thinking of? 45! Darn!
Oh, that's easy! We find the one that is carrying a hypnotribble. It wouldn't have split intwo when you did and hypnotribbles always stay close to their owner, usually hiding in a pocket or a hat. Whichever one of you two has the hypnotribble is the original.
Antagonist- "Dang it, so many slice-of-life sub-plots going on at castle teacup, and I'm stuck here in a cell, waiting for a possible resolution, or at least a continuation of this "Mysterious figure" story.....sigh...this must be how Minioneer feels when i'm plotting some brilliant scheme..."
Brilliant. The one with the hypnotribble is the correct Krent. Well done Mizarone.
*Mysteriously, the lock falls off, ACME stamped on the back. The door swings open the The Antagonist is free* :eek:
*Both Krent's start searching themselves for tribbles, making a comedic display of slap-stick highjinks (cue silly carnival music)*
Dear King Trebort
Nova is now organised after a brief spurt of chaos due to the absence of a designated ruler. Order has now been restored, and once again the city is hustle and bussle with tea boats transporting tea leaves, and the many cafes and tea makers are thriving once again.
And if you ever need anything, just ask for me. I'll happily come from my office to serve needs of the Kingdom!
Yours Sincerely
Lord Chamberlain Matthew Dawson of the Holy Teacup
Baron of the City of Nova
Noveroma Province
*writes back*
Dear Matty,
You don't have to stay in Noveroma, now you're a peer you get a nice office here in Castle Teacup to take care of business in Nova, as well as your Lord Chamberlain job.
You can come and go between Nova and Castle Teacup as you please.
Hope you're having a nice time, please bring me Ice Cream on your way back,
All the best,
King Trebort
P.S
Prince Bogglesworth says Hi. :rolleyes:
Antagonist- "Yes! The lock fell off!! I love Acme!!!!! MweHehehe! Now, I can not only regain my weapon, but take back the Threshold as well!!"
*Several anti-air turrets, located near the mysterious silo in the Ruby mountains, operated by K'lones, target the Threshold, taking down two of the engines*
Alarm system- "Warning, critical systems failure. Eminent death of all personal in 1 minute. Please do not attempt to escape, as using the escape pods voids the warranty. Thank you for your cooperation."
Antagonist- "Oh, Come on! Just when my luck turns around, some numerous, ironic twist pops out of nowhere when I built this thing i made sure to install quality equipment!! .....and i stripped everything of value when Mocha Stole it......oh ya...dang it, why am i so vulnerable to poetic justice!?!
*Decides to escape, and heads to the bridge
(On the Bridge) King Mocha- "Grrr......That fiendish fool never mentioned that this place was fortified!"
General 2- "He never Mentioned the Warranty either!"
General 1- "Hmph! Seems like a typical Imp to me!"
General 2- "Are you implying that all imps are the same? Hmm? that all of them are scheming fiends? bit of a generalization, isn't it?"
King Mocha(Ignored by the two generals)- "....You two had better not be starting another argument about modern culture! I Swear, that if you two don't stop making observations on the flaws of today's society, i will personally--"
General 1-(Ignoring king "What? you know how imps are!"
General 2- "Apparently you do, good sir racist. So enlighten us, Mr. Insensitive; How do you know that all Imps are the same? Hmm?"
General 1- "Every book featuring them features them as the mischievous little scoundrels they are!"
General 2- "A Stereotype perpetrated by a bias culture!"
General 1- "The Antagonist is the only imp in this plane of existence, and he fits the "Perpetrated Stereotype" perfectly! So how do you know!?"
General 2- "Well, with that being the case, how do you know"
King Mocha- "Here's a question; Who Cares!?"
Antagonist(Having just arrived on the bridge)- "Tell us General 2, are you talking about Demonic imps, from the void? Or the Imps native to the tenth dimension, like me, huh?
General 1- "There's more than one kind?"
General 2- "See, and you never knew! (turning to antagonist) Tell us about tenth dimension imps, and disprove my counterpart's offensive view!"
Antagonist- "Hey, Not all tenth dimension imps are the same! I'm from the southern island population, the Nightcrawler imps! And....hate to say it, but ya, we are pretty much all the same. Now the demonic imps, man, those guys are a bunch of gluttonous idiots! And they all have huge noses!"
General 2- ".....uhhh.....err....ehh.....uhhh"
General 1- ".....BWAHAHAHA!!! How's that for insensitive, huh? BWAHAHAHAHA!"
KIng Mocha- "Look, can we just escape?"
Antagonist- "Not with the escape pods. dont want to lose the warranty on this thing. of course, its not mine anymore, so i guess it doesn't matter! Mwehehe"
General 2- "You worthless imp, dont you dare!"
General 1- "Come back here you hippocrate!
King Mocha- "Dont you dare Void the warrenty, you Foolish Idiots!!!!!"
*The 4 tackle each other in to the escape pod, fighting while pioliting, causing it to crash into the silo*
*takes a leisurely sip of tea while observing the amusing spectacle*
Best. Vacation. EVER.
*opens front door, and brings in a huge icebox*
I brought Icecream! And fresh from the maker in Nova too.
*looks around*
Still as clean as I left it! Now, wheres my office?
*heads towards the kitchen, dragging the icebox of icecream*
*points at his Viewing Globe* Good Golly! He's here without a VISA. Arrest him right away and put him in the dungeon until he has filled out the right paper work.
*intercepts him on his way to the kitchens, holding a large spoon* Hello there! Thank the Cup you brought some ice cream! *has some guards drag the big box of ice cream with them while he eats it, showing Matty to his new office on the little used sixth floor* Here it is!.... *opens the door, revealing a small office with a desk, TeaPuter, Lamp, Sofa and a Potted TeaTree* It's a bit small, but you get a bigger one when you get promoted. :eek:
Enjoy!
*Waddles off with the ice cream following him, dragged by Teaguards*
*Wonders how tea-deer are living in the ruby mountains, but doesn't argue with it when he notices that the escape pod crashing caused more noise than the massive Threshold self-destructing nearby*
*Meanwhile, the King is busy making sure Teadeer are protected creatures that must not be killed, like Teaturtles*
*King Mocha, The 2 Generals, and the Antagonist sit on a TeaDeer, looking at the crash*
Antagonist- "This is totally General 2's fault"
General 1- "No, its King Mocha's Fault"
General 2- "Come on, its obvious that its General 1's fault"
King Mocha- "Hmph! You idiots, its obviously the Antagonist's fault!"
*The Antagonist looks behind him, seeing K'raq*
Antagonist- "Hey, K'raq, settle a bet, who's fault was this mess?(Realizes who he's talking too)....oh....wait, maybe this can work to hour advantage! K'raq, we were just on hour way to figure out who this Mysterious Figure is, and to stop His or Her Plans! You would love all those K'lones to be taken care of, right? there's no way you could get past the silo's defenses and K'lones alone!"
King Mocha(Catching on)- "....Ya, you would need help! And the nearest outpost that you tea-lovers have is way too under-manned and far away to be of any use!"
General 1- "Come on, you Coward!! I thought Klingon loved fighting other Klingons!!! You wont get a better opprotunity to fight Skilled, well-armed Klingons then here!!!!"
General 2- "If we all work together, we'll have a better chance of defeating this guy, and putting a stop to this Insanity!"
Antagonist- "And besides, Is the enemy of your enemy not a friend? Even if all of us are as bad as this guy, at least we aren't against you, right?"
*K'raq growls at the insult from General 1, pulls out his disruptor then shoots him once, then twice, in the chest. He then falls off of the teadeer. K'raq then gestures to the silo*
"After you."
*He grins, showing his sharp teeth*
I gave my jail cell keys to the hypnotribble for safe-keeping but I am not sure where the little bugger is hiding. So no arresting today. Ooh! Ice cream!
*Hears the far away crash of the escape pod, and heads up the the observation tower to see what is going on and looks through the telescope just in time to see K'raq shoot the general and head off with the others*
This should be good!
General 1- "Grahh.....I thought you Klingons liked that sort of thing....
General 2- "Obviously, Klingons aren't all exactly the same. never thought of that, did you? Hmm?"
King Mocha- "Oh, For the Love Of villainy!! Grrrrr.....you two stay out here, and make sure that General 1's alright. The rest of us who dont spend their time arguing about NOTHING will go into the Silo!!"
General 1- "Grrragh....Whatever..Errgh....
General 2- "ahem; that's "Whatever, Sir""
General 1- "Hmph...Formalities are a useless...argh...distraction from the issues of the present...gragh.."
General 2- "Formalities are tradition, and should be valued as such!"
King Mocha- ".....Come on, Worthless Imp; if we take back the Klesser parts, We can Make sure nothing like that (Motions to the generals) ever happens again"
Antagonist- "After You"
*grins, his unnatural mouth making his smile looking more like an insane, sinister sneer, his "lips" shaped into fine points*
*appears with Ice Cream to watch too* Ooo! Trouble is brewing.
Maybe we should arrest King Mocha, he is an enemy of the state after all.... :eek:
Hello Majesty! I hear there's problems?
*looks through telescope*
Oh dear - I'll lend a hand...And I've picked up my backpack!
*trows off rope to side and starts sliding down it*
*land on floor, and tugs rope, which then falls to floor*
*puts rope away*
*starts running in K'raqs direction*
*as Mizarone looks away to view his surveillance, krent's clone accidentally drops something very important looking which cracks on the floor and instantly vaporizes. As Mizarone returns his attention to training, Krent acts like nothing happened.*
*mumbles to Krent* Does he know it's a few hundred miles away? Maybe he should take a TeaHopper? :eek: